Is it just me or is Jason Bateman in, like, every movie? Seriously, since Arrested Development was cancelled (wrong!) the man has not stopped. Jason stars alongside Charlize Theron and Will Smith in Hancock, showed up at the premiere last night looking hotter than ever. Bateman’s always been a sexy bitch, especially since he’s so funny…but something about his hair, his freckles, his summer tan, a great suit that fit him beautiful – last night Jason was packing something extra. Full Story
And still together. Evidently both Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are still enthralled with the game. And, of course, with each other. The two are currently in LA, all like domestical and sh*t, going to a bakery in the morning, picking up household items in the afternoon, and then heading out for dinner last night. Full Story
Ellen and Portia: hot lesbian quiver! (Dlisted )
Supermodels will do anything for money (Hollywood Tuna )
Kiki for Obama (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Who hired Mischa Barton??? (INO )
Hollywood Ebola causes brain damage and blindness (Holy Moly )
Sit DOWN Donald Trump! (Cele|bitchy )
The Curse of the GMD (IDLYITW )
They make a point of supporting each other on almost every occasion, but it was a Tom-less Will Smith last night at the LA premiere of Hancock. To make up for the GMD’s absence, Will took over his persona – hootin’ and hollerin’ like a man possessed, every action, every smile, every turn of the head was a little bit extra. Full Story
The well timed philanthropy, the baby intrigue, the masterful media manipulation… it all resulted in a huge box office take for Wanted and Angelina Jolie’s 3rd box office success in a row.
Me? I always buy what the Pitts are selling. And many others did this weekend as well. Wanted came in 2nd after Wall-E with over $50 million in its opening. But remember… Wall-E is a family film. Wanted is R rated.
Did you see Wanted? We saw Wanted. Wanted is wicked fun. For a brainless summer blockbuster, Wanted serves it up hot. And this is how we all like our Jolie: ass kicking, sh*t talking, and sexy as f&ck. Oh and James McAvoy? Quiver, quiver, quiver!!!
Speaking of quiver: Iker, Iker, Iker!
It’s Monday. Am blogging all day while on mini-vacay (everyone else is golfing – boo!) but off to a very, very late start due to wireless issues where we are staying. Please excuse typos. Am rushing to catch up.
So sorry for sucking. Please forgive? Will make it up to you. Look for the clues.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Daryl Hannah is not the other woman.
PPS. John Travolta is not one of the boys. Neither is Justin Timberlake.
Mamma Mia: Meryl Streep, who is of a certain age, at the heart of a three man romantic intrigue. Yes… it’s a Hollywood movie. Can you believe it? Can you believe they’d make a movie about adults over 18? Here are two of those 3 men, both completely devoted to their wives, both dashing and debonair on the red carpet tonight at the London premiere. Full Story
Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has joined us on the blogs! As is the case with everything Shelfy sets her ass to, the primary focus behind her first blog entry was to share with the world an update on her career, including the four film projects she’s pipweasled her ass onto thanks to the tireless tipping off of the paparazzi by her brilliant publicist. Full Story
The nail in the coffin. I loved Will Smith. Like many of you, I willingly, gladly helped Will become the King of the Fourth of July. Will Smith is arguably the world’s most profitable superstar. But now Will Smith is not only a friend of the GMD, he has also become a disciple. He has become a disciple of the Xenu, not only pimping the GMD’s career but now also ostensibly pimping his Church. Full Story