Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2009 10:00:00 June 10, 2009 10:00:00

Are you a Lost fan? ABC has been running some cute crossover ads to promote new shows using old shows. This is the latest featuring Patrick Dempsey, Courteney Cox, and yes, Dominic Monaghan from Lost… They’ve already announced that Claire will be back. Now Charlie too? Joking, right? Joking…. Full Story

They’ll call it retail therapy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2009 09:51:14 June 10, 2009 09:51:14

Brad Pitt’s $1 million new purchase has just given the bottom feeding rags their new headline next week: Brad buys art to nurse his heart! Funny how it works: Brangelunatics have been emailing me lately, begging for reassurance that the Brange is fine. This as a result of the relentless reports coming out of In Touch, Life & Style, Star etc about the rumoured demise of The Relationship. Full Story

4 More Sleeps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2009 08:36:22 June 10, 2009 08:36:22

Until True Blood Season 2. The premiere screening took place last night in LA, most of the cast in attendance. Of course Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer – she has the most underrated, cute little body, non? – and Sam Trammell too. I vacillated all through the first season: Bill or Sam? Also Ryan Kwanten otherwise known as the endearingly stupid Jason Stackhouse who, um, appears to be much more attractive in character. Full Story

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Julia & Dave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2009 07:49:01 June 10, 2009 07:49:01

I made a point of PVRing Letterman last night because I knew Julia Roberts would be his guest. There’s always magic when she’s his guest. Wonderful chemistry. She’s free and easy and charming and chatty… I love her on Letterman. Last time she visited she told this story about a male movie star she worked with (Hugh Grant?) who was the worst, most cantankerous, dickhead ungrateful prick ever, imitating the way he cussed out the crew one day on set. Full Story

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Dumb & Indignant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2009 07:14:17 June 10, 2009 07:14:17

A terrible combination. So you’ve heard about what the Alba Demon did in Oklahoma City, right? Stupid bitch gleefully slapped shark posters all over the place – posters with no text, no explanation, in the hopes that somehow this would raise awareness about …the great white shark population? Their mating habits? That they’re overhunted by greedy Asians? We don’t know! Because it doesn’t say! The worst part though is that it turns out that the Demon used one of the posters to partially cover a United Way billboard. Full Story

S.M.U.T. 2009

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2009 07:06:12 June 10, 2009 07:06:12

Are you coming??? It’s our 4th year. And The Society always puts on a great party. Can’t wait to see you at this year’s Smut Soiree. As promised, a few details about the event on June 23rd at 7pm. Last time it was a Hollywood Hills themed pool party, this time I was inspired by a kick ass Grey Goose Oscar bash I went to, hidden away in a nondescript office building, totally stripped down, and even a little secretive. Full Story

Concrete tweaked!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2009 06:53:00 June 10, 2009 06:53:00

There she is! It’s the Posh. And she’s been laying low recently. And we’ve missed her concrete tits. But here they are, sitting up high and fully rock hard tweaked, in London today to support Becks at the England match. She pretends she hates the paps but those nipples, those nipples always give her away. Full Story

June 10, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 10, 2009 06:44:20 June 10, 2009 06:44:20

Happy 26th Birthday Val! Look forward to seeing you at the Smut Soiree! And… by request… some “Coop” to start your day. In Ireland earlier this week to promote The Hangover. To Nick – Happy Belated Birthday…which you share with Johnny Depp!   Photos from Full Story

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Dear Gossips,

5 more sleeps. 5 more sleeps until True Blood.

Is there anyone more endearingly stupid than Jason Stackhouse? June 14 can’t come soon enough.

It’s Tuesday. A very important day. It’s Johnny Depp’s birthday. Johnny Depp regularly spends an hour outside his trailer after a full day of shooting signing autographs for fans, taking photos with them, talking to them, over and above the objections of his handlers.

Someone should pass this on to Ryan Reynolds who has been overheard saying on many occasions that being a celebrity doesn’t mean he should be “subjected to harassment”. If Johnny Depp can f-cking do it, ANYONE can do it.

Anyway, today seems the perfect time to repost this video I had posted a while back: Vanessa Paradis on Johnny Depp. She gets to see him every day. And never tires of it. After 5 days it’s hard for her. Sigh. Love them so much.

Blogging all day. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,


Break-up Tweets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 17:43:45 June 9, 2009 17:43:45

Unlike Mariah Carey, I am not a master tweeter. I cannot tweet with a 7 octave range, nor can I tweet in the "whisper register". Please. She's amazing. No, my tweets consist of ragging on my punk bitch of a driver, praising my new sand wedge, and challenging Sidney Crosby not to be a whiny baby. Full Story

Lost in Monte Carlo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2009 14:02:03 June 9, 2009 14:02:03

January. We must wait until January. But did you see the season finale??? F-ck! Who can wait til January? The good news is by this time next year there “should” be no more questions. Doubtful. Anyway, while the show might be on hiatus, there’s always time to sell. Which is why Matthew Fox is in Monte Carlo at the annual TV Festival. Full Story