Bad Birthday Karma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 10:28:54 November 10, 2008 10:28:54

What could possibly be so sh-t about the lives of the stars that they routinely resort to verbally and emotionally abusing the small people? Puffy/Diddy/ F-cktwat threw a birthday party the other night and hired a designer. The designer was given some money and a few hours and instructed to decorate just so but all white (which is so over) with roses and mirrors and other standard lounge embellishments. Full Story

Hot Hugh and the Old Lady

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 09:29:33 November 10, 2008 09:29:33

Catherine Zeta Jones claims she’s only 39, younger than Sharon Stone. And Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman. Believe her? Everyone is younger than Gran. But Sharon and Zeta must be at least the same age, non? Here’s Zeta with that hot beast Hugh Jackman last night at a fundraiser. She’d lie through her teeth and tell you otherwise but Hugh compared to that geriatric fart she married? No wonder she’s looking a little flushed. Full Story

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What to wear to a luncheon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 08:34:13 November 10, 2008 08:34:13

Saturday afternoon at the Beverly Wilshire for the Lupus LA Hollywood Bag Ladies Luncheon… Luncheon. This is what Mischa Barton decided to pull out of the closet – a page right out of Kate Beckinsale’s Overdressing Handbook. Since she broke my arm in Cannes Full Story

Mantime with Brooklyn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 07:56:00 November 10, 2008 07:56:00

Becks took Brooklyn to the Laker game on Sunday and spent much of the time tingling our loins with his quivering display of doting fatherliness. Becks in sweats. Love. Posh, meanwhile, after a brief trip to London, returned home on Saturday, arriving at LAX perfectly styled in a trench coat and a trilby with Louby booties. Full Story

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Cheese-free and beautiful

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 07:10:33 November 10, 2008 07:10:33

Emily Blunt has kept a pretty low profile while hard at work on back to back features and also since breaking up with that Canadian cheese dick Michael Bublé who allegedly didn’t keep it faithful…or even legal for that matter. Allegedly. But still the grandmothers who buy his records think he’s a sweet gentleman from the old school. Full Story

Single Sienna Manhunter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 06:53:46 November 10, 2008 06:53:46

A family torn asunder for an Italian holiday and a couple months of hot sex. Well that was worth it, non? Sienna Miller’s string of bad decisions continues as she confirmed to Us Weekly that her controversial relationship with Balthazar Getty is over, telling the magazine that: “I’m single at the moment, and I’m completely happy with that. Full Story

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Don`t call her a lesbian

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 06:43:19 November 10, 2008 06:43:19

A beautiful Lindsay Lohan on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, seemingly incapable of posing with her mouth closed, is reportedly insisting that she’s not a lesbian. Asked by the magazine about who she’s dating, Lilo coyly answered that: "I think it's pretty obvious who I'm seeing”. Full Story

The Jolie for the panda

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 06:15:08 November 10, 2008 06:15:08

And the opposite of desperation… Yesterday in LA, on the red carpet to celebrate the DVD release of Kung Fu Panda, Angelina Jolie, always her best with black hair, showed off a lot of leg in a little black shirt and nude pumps. As you can see, the Holy Twin weight is almost all gone, save for a surprisingly UNconcave stomach. Full Story

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Now she`s Ebola Hilton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 06:04:14 November 10, 2008 06:04:14

On Friday afternoon, Jennifer Aniston shocked the paps by showing up at The Ivy, supposedly for a business meeting. Apparently she entered but then left immediately, disturbed by the intense pressure from photographers and fans. No sh-t, nipply!!! Like seriously… What the F-CK, Huvane?!?!? Are you out of your mind? Are they not taking your calls anymore? Is that why we’re begging now? Has it come to this? Jennifer Aniston and Phoebe Price? Jennifer Aniston and Ebola Hilton? Jennifer Aniston and Kim Kardashian? Really??? Deserving or not, Jennifer Aniston is one of the top stars in Hollywood. Full Story