January 19, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2009 05:38:24 January 19, 2009 05:38:24

Happy 38th Birthday Cindy! Enjoy St Barts…lucky bitch! To Rhiannon – Have fun at the first day of the rest of your life. Don’t let them catch you reading this!! From Andrew  Full Story

Friday, January 16, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Several of you suggested it – making the poll about Katie’s ads vs Posh’s ads after this article yesterday. Great idea. For those unfamiliar with the lingo – Concrete Tits are those concussion-inducing globes stuck to Victoria’s chest that she claims are real. Get the feeling that Anna Wintour isn’t a huge fan of slapping obnoxiously fake tits on the cover of her magazine. You think Posh would go so far as to remove them to finally win one month? Word is Armani is pleading her case. Hard.

It’s Friday – am shooting for eTalk this afternoon so late posts will be light.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. KatE and Posh could learn from Tara and Bella. But if that were the case, we’d have nothing to gossip about. Have you seen this video? Be warned, it will BREAK you.

PPS added Monday, January 19th.  Please refresh your browsers (F5) this morning.  We uploaded some changes to the site overnight and you may need to refresh to get your gossip.

Tara and Bella

New York GOOPy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2009 12:44:00 January 16, 2009 12:44:00

This week’s brilliant GOOP apparently features my Gwyneth’s favourite NYC restaurants. Like that hasn’t already been exhausted to death. It’s next week however that’s the juicy one. I’m waiting with breathless anticipation. If you are a GOOPy member, you must send it to me right away. Full Story

The abs y’all

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2009 11:19:00 January 16, 2009 11:19:00

She’s posted new rehearsal photos on her official site... Chicken Fried abs with no trace of having had booboos, hard at work for the Circus Tour, slaving away for all those mouths she has to feed: her dad, her mom, her brother, her nannies, her ex husbands, and probably her sister too, considering Jamie Lynn is too busy trying to keep her man. Full Story

Skinny Bitch & Old Hag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2009 10:12:29 January 16, 2009 10:12:29

Lindsay Lohan and her older sister Ali went shopping yesterday. As you can see, she’s loving her weight loss. Loving it. And she’s pretending she’d actually eat that pizza. Right. Those “on set” photos released yesterday – likely not from a film but from some low classy budget clothing line even worse than Candie’s. Full Story

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Brides and red lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2009 08:44:37 January 16, 2009 08:44:37

Hathaway and Hudson in Germany today to promote their epic fail Bride Wars, a film so sh-t even the chick flick fans, never the most discerning moviegoers, could barely be motivated to Woo Girl! their way to the cinema. But Annie and Kate are nothing if not professionals. Promotion is promotion, so here they are their first stop in Europe in matching black and red lips too. Full Story

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Hello Kitty Valkyrie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2009 07:47:34 January 16, 2009 07:47:34

You know the Asians. They love them some America star! Soopah stah! And so the GMD arrived in South Korea today, still promoting Valkyrie, almost a modest success in the US, now he’s hoping Hello Kitty will put his film over the top, boost the international numbers. And they went batsh-t for him at the airport. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2009 07:35:26 January 16, 2009 07:35:26

Lily Allen is like Marky Wahlberg (Dlisted)

Amanda Bynes is single and she doesn’t have a job either (Hollywood Tuna)

Becks and his beanie (Just Jared)

Pink Ebola (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I love you Amy Poehler (Pop Sugar)

Matthew Fox vs Desperate Housewives! (A Socialite's Life)

Steven Tyler: on crabs and chowder (Candy Kirby)

Robert Pattinson in the bathtub (INO)

Brad Pitt pothead (Cele|bitchy)

Hello Kitty Gaga (IDLYITW)

Birthday Stripes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2009 07:30:46 January 16, 2009 07:30:46

She turns 35 today. Huge party being planned at her house but first, last night, Kate Moss hit the town for 9 long hours, ending the evening at 4:30am with a bottle of wine tucked away in her jacket. So… not pregnant, right? Because even Kate Moss wouldn’t rage and booze for 9 hours while pregnant, right? Debatable. Full Story

So that explains it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2009 07:24:57 January 16, 2009 07:24:57

In yesterday’s revealing post about Salma Hayek, she was spotted with her baby daddy Francois Henri Pinault but didn’t look like she wanted to be seen with him. Full Story

It’s Friday Night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2009 07:16:00 January 16, 2009 07:16:00

Of course those f-ckers at NBC chose to air their best show on the worst night. But… Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose. Tonight – Season 3. Are you ready? If you’re not ready, go pick up Seasons 1 and 2 on DVD. Or stream them online free at NBC.com. Oh the Taylors… If for no other reason, watch for Tami and Eric. Full Story