Six Weeks…

July 1, 2008 09:03:19 Posted at July 1, 2008 09:03:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And still together. Evidently both Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are still enthralled with the game. And, of course, with each other. The two are currently in LA, all like domestical and sh*t, going to a bakery in the morning, picking up household items in the afternoon, and then heading out for dinner last night. Full Story

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Will without Tom

July 1, 2008 08:56:14 Posted at July 1, 2008 08:56:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They make a point of supporting each other on almost every occasion, but it was a Tom-less Will Smith last night at the LA premiere of Hancock. To make up for the GMD’s absence, Will took over his persona – hootin’ and hollerin’ like a man possessed, every action, every smile, every turn of the head was a little bit extra. Full Story

For A-Rod?

July 1, 2008 08:52:24 Posted at July 1, 2008 08:52:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Really? Him? Us Weekly is reporting that Alex Rodriguez has been making clandestine visits up to Madonna’s New York apartment suggesting that a romance with A-Rod is what’s driving her to leave Guy Ritchie. Full Story

Monday, June 30, 2008

 

Dear Gossips,

The well timed philanthropy, the baby intrigue, the masterful media manipulation… it all resulted in a huge box office take for Wanted and Angelina Jolie’s 3rd box office success in a row.

Me? I always buy what the Pitts are selling. And many others did this weekend as well. Wanted came in 2nd after Wall-E with over $50 million in its opening. But remember… Wall-E is a family film. Wanted is R rated.

Did you see Wanted? We saw Wanted. Wanted is wicked fun. For a brainless summer blockbuster, Wanted serves it up hot. And this is how we all like our Jolie: ass kicking, sh*t talking, and sexy as f&ck. Oh and James McAvoy? Quiver, quiver, quiver!!!

Speaking of quiver: Iker, Iker, Iker!

It’s Monday. Am blogging all day while on mini-vacay (everyone else is golfing – boo!) but off to a very, very late start due to wireless issues where we are staying. Please excuse typos. Am rushing to catch up.

So sorry for sucking. Please forgive? Will make it up to you. Look for the clues.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Daryl Hannah is not the other woman.

PPS. John Travolta is not one of the boys. Neither is Justin Timberlake.

 

The Men of Mamma Mia

June 30, 2008 17:28:44 Posted at June 30, 2008 17:28:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mamma Mia: Meryl Streep, who is of a certain age, at the heart of a three man romantic intrigue. Yes… it’s a Hollywood movie. Can you believe it? Can you believe they’d make a movie about adults over 18? Here are two of those 3 men, both completely devoted to their wives, both dashing and debonair on the red carpet tonight at the London premiere. Full Story

The Meryl Wears Red

June 30, 2008 14:26:00 Posted at June 30, 2008 14:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Meryl Streep, the one and only, in London tonight for the premiere looking ravishing in red, and Louboutins too!, on the carpet. Meryl Streep in Mamma Mia. That’s all. Photos from Wenn.com  Full Story

Shelfy Blogs!

June 30, 2008 14:18:24 Posted at June 30, 2008 14:18:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has joined us on the blogs! As is the case with everything Shelfy sets her ass to, the primary focus behind her first blog entry was to share with the world an update on her career, including the four film projects she’s pipweasled her ass onto thanks to the tireless tipping off of the paparazzi by her brilliant publicist. Full Story

If they"re not ugly...they"re married

June 30, 2008 13:45:00 Posted at June 30, 2008 13:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If I looked like Sienna Miller, I’d be on top of Taylor Kitsch instead of writing a gossip blog. This is the problem sometimes with beautiful girls. Their taste is for ass. First Rhys Ifans and now…News of the World Full Story

The Straw, the Camel

June 30, 2008 12:57:00 Posted at June 30, 2008 12:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The nail in the coffin. I loved Will Smith. Like many of you, I willingly, gladly helped Will become the King of the Fourth of July. Will Smith is arguably the world’s most profitable superstar. But now Will Smith is not only a friend of the GMD, he has also become a disciple. He has become a disciple of the Xenu, not only pimping the GMD’s career but now also ostensibly pimping his Church. Full Story

The Unsubtle Famewhore

June 30, 2008 12:35:11 Posted at June 30, 2008 12:35:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By now it’s no secret, not even to the MiniVan Majority – there is only one reason to go the Ivy. And it isn’t the food. This is why usually at the Ivy, it’s B list at best. But check out Christina Aguilera the other day, creating a pap frenzy on her way out of the Ivy after lunch. Full Story