November 7, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2008 06:31:28 November 7, 2008 06:31:28

To Jacqueline V – good luck with FIREBALL! Would definitely love to come next year! To Jennifer in Paris – Happy Birthday on Sunday! With love from Pamela who hopes your day is as beautiful as an Adrien Brody photo spread. Full Story

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Dear Gossips,

It’s true!

Tonight. LA. Madge, Justin, AND Britney. One stage. Together.

Word is JT is performing with her during 4 Minutes and Britney during Human Nature.

S,Q, to the U, double E.

SQUEE!!!

Am losing my sh-t already. Madge makes miracles happen!

If you have tickets, I hate you.

Thursday – new articles all day. Check back often. And please don’t miss the late day posts.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Ring shopping defiantly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2008 16:47:00 November 6, 2008 16:47:00

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson hit up a diamond shoppe in Beverly Hills today perhaps because in spite of the best efforts of her agent, Lilo is still outta work. As such, stirring up some lesbian engagement rumours also sells photos. Or maybe it’s a f-ck you to Prop 8 and the ignorance that supported it. Full Story

Big day for Fried Chicken

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2008 15:08:02 November 6, 2008 15:08:02

Britney won at the MTV EMAs tonight in Liverpool but was not there to receive her award. Instead, she sent a video message from what she said was the set of her new video Circus. As you can see, she’s rockin’ the old Hollywood hair. Likey? And tonight, as you know, it’s on stage with Her Madgesty. Full Story

O is for Olga obsessed!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2008 14:40:13 November 6, 2008 14:40:13

Someone needs to have a torrid affair with this woman. And I need to know every detail. Because I love her. Maybe Leonardo Dicaprio. Because he’s disappoint her. And only Olga could react properly. Only a girl like Olga, with all her Eastern European drama, would take a Ukrainian axe to his groin if for missing lift off. Full Story

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Bond is angry, Bond is… black?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2008 14:21:43 November 6, 2008 14:21:43

Daniel Craig in Rome promoting Bond, making his way across Europe. The first reviews for the film are now coming in. Relief! It’s not sh-t! It is however very, very angry. Because Bond is on a tear. Which is why he rages throughout the entire film with supposedly no other emotional range at all – according to Entertainment Weekly.  Full Story

The Chosen One is called John

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2008 11:51:52 November 6, 2008 11:51:52

As you know, Brad Pitt was in Chicago yesterday to tape with the Mighty Opes. Audience members are now revealing how it all went down. Some say it was pleasant, some say it was a little testy. The show airs later this month when we can all jump in with our observations. For now, here are a few details. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2008 10:45:07 November 6, 2008 10:45:07

Infinitely more interesting than BumpWatch (Dlisted)

Classic cracked out Lilo (Hollywood Tuna)

Winslet wears denim and leather (Just Jared)

Don’t hate me but it’s possible: a big ass in high waist pants (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why The Overdresser overdresses (IDLYITW)

Mrs Mayer? (INO)

Ricky Gervais back on tv (Holy Moly)

40 year old white trash vehicle of choice (Cele|bitchy)

Violet Affleck: born to pap (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

How long has this engagement been? (Pop Sugar)

More Mute Asian Baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2008 10:13:44 November 6, 2008 10:13:44

What was its name? You know, Charlotte’s daughter in the Sex & the City movie? The mute Asian prop…what did they call her again? It doesn’t matter. What matters, ugh, is that she’ll be back. Mute Asian Baby will be back because Kim Cattrall has just confirmed that there will be a sequel Full Story

Edward… Oscar???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2008 09:24:00 November 6, 2008 09:24:00

The woman needs a stone cold slap to the face. Stephenie Meyer of course. The creator of the maddening Twilight series sat down with Entertainment Weekly for a brand new interview less than 2 weeks away from the film’s release to discuss the books, the movies, and Edward. Article is full of her usual “deep talk” about how the characters “find” her and reveal themselves to her. Full Story

Baby umbrellas and coats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2008 08:35:10 November 6, 2008 08:35:10

Baby umbrellas warm my bitch heart. It’s because of Matilda Ledger, I think. Two weeks ago, when we were in Europe, our mornings in Paris began with Matilda in the lobby. She’d be with her nanny, playing, hopping around, we could hear her chatting to herself conversationally, not in a high pitched squeal like so many of those little irritants but a quiet cooing…even I was charmed. Full Story