Everyone purees

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 15:13:40 October 9, 2008 15:13:40

Ugh. Baby fever. It takes over everything. And suddenly everyone purees . From my Gwyneth to Nicole Richie – it’s a mommy puree party and I’m not invited! Boo! Still, even this baby hating shrew can’t help but be charmed by these images of Nicole Richie with her cute baby Harlow. Full Story

Smell like Chicken Fried Photoshop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 12:31:00 October 9, 2008 12:31:00

New ads for Britney’s new fragrance Hidden Fantasy. Terrible name. Major photoshopping. And the tag line kills me: What do you have to hide? What does SHE have to hide? NOTHING! I could probably how many times she forgot her own name today. Because we know everything about the fried chicken! Dumb creative, non? Full Story

The BoyBand Theory lives on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 12:10:00 October 9, 2008 12:10:00

I like Taylor Swift. She has assy hair but she seems sweet. Much sweeter than that massive bitch Carrie Underwood. So I feel badly that young Taylor Swift has had her heart broken and her gay virgin popped all in one shot. Welcome to the club, honey.Us Weekly Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 11:53:00 October 9, 2008 11:53:00

A role made for Jennifer Aniston! (Dlisted )

Scary Spice giant Fail (Hollywood Tuna )

Did Daniel Craig use Granny’s plastic surgeon? (Just Jared )

You paid for this car (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

George Clooney clenching (Pop Sugar )

A dildo divorce (Holy Moly )

Ryan Reynolds: first marital task (INO )

Dandy with a porn stache! (Cele|bitchy )

Ebola’s new BFF (Webster’s Is My Bitch )

Alba Demon classic pubes! (IDLYITW )

Brad’s Angie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 10:46:25 October 9, 2008 10:46:25

We knew it would be hard to top Halle Berry’s sexiness on the cover of Esquire but this… This makes it the tightest fight ever. It’s Angelina Jolie on the cover of W Magazine as photographed by her lover and the father of her children. Perhaps the most intimate and insightful of portraits – we are seeing her as he sees her. Full Story

Smut and the Economy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 09:03:00 October 9, 2008 09:03:00

In this sh*tty economy, even gossip is getting hit hard! So what does that mean for smut? And how will our smutty landscape react to a dire economic forecast? Get ready for it… There will be more Brange. There will also be more Jennifer Aniston. And there will be LOTS more Brange vs Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Little Sci on the move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 08:50:32 October 9, 2008 08:50:32

Look at her go! Seriously… Little Sci is SO farking cute I can’t stand it. Especially love the photo of her looking up at mom. Even Katie looks more lifelike. Little Sci just might be her mother’s saving grace, maybe her reason to snap out of it one day. Before Xenu captures Little Sci’s little spirit. Full Story

Throwdown: Mischa vs Posh!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 08:15:00 October 9, 2008 08:15:00

So apparently Mischa has nothing better to do but beg designers for a seat during London Fashion Week. That would be because she’s almost Tara Reid: Zero career, zero prospects, zero potential. Still… Mischa fashions herself a fashion girl, which may have been the case once upon a time, when she was hanging out with Nicole Richie, but these days it’s a mess from head to toe. Full Story

How to dress GOOPy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 07:38:00 October 9, 2008 07:38:00

F*ck the recipes and the London gastro-scene…right? Coming from my Gwyneth, it’s the CLOTHES you care about. And so after 2 previous newsletters, and much pleading from many of you to be accepted, Gwyneth’s GOOPy team has apparently finally sorted out their launch pains – most should have received their newsletters now. Full Story

They all just “try” it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 07:28:00 October 9, 2008 07:28:00

Your first reaction might be to applaud Courteney Cox for admitting to using Botox. Especially since Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, despite the obvious immobilisation in her forehead, ridiculously refuses to admit what has been long regarded as a universal truth. But here’s the thing… Courteney’s admission is that she TRIED it. Full Story

October 9, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 07:24:53 October 9, 2008 07:24:53

To Susan in Calgary – good luck today and enjoy your time on the couch! Make the most of your recovery time…by watching Friday Night Lights? Sending you healthy healing wishes! Happy 17th Birthday Samantha! with love from Mom. Happy belated birthday Erin in Zurich from Sydney who’s sending you lots of love and best wishes for the best year ever in the land of chocolate and cheese. Full Story