Friday, November 7, 2008

Dear Gossips,

It actually happened.

Britney and Madonna. Justin and Madonna. Last night in LA. Am SO jealous! Photos and video to follow but first…

It’s the last day of our vacation and we head home on the ferry this afternoon. All week I’ve been wearing flannel shorts pulled up and OVER my belly. Honestly don’t know how to return to civilisation.

Friday – will post in the morning, then must travel. Have pre-written the annual People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive predication feature that reads in chronological order which means you’ll have to scroll down for my pick or click here and be taken directly to the feature. Newer articles will appear per standard blog format close to the top.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Been posting late in the day. Scroll down, hit VIEW MORE ARTICLES to get caught up on Lilo diamond shopping, Bond, Olga, and Britney.

Floppy MotherChucker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2008 10:59:24 November 7, 2008 10:59:24

SPOILER! CAUTION! Chuck Bass’s hair is sad and floppy. When Chuck Bass’s hair is sad and floppy it only makes me shamewant him even more. (Lara are you writhing right now?) Not even Blair can cheer up Chuck Bass’s sad and floppy hair. She chases after it but gets pushed away and all she can do is stand there looking sad and floppy too. Full Story

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Marion Dior

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2008 10:54:31 November 7, 2008 10:54:31

First ad of my Marion Cotillard in her new campaign for Dior atop the Eiffel Tower wearing a killer dress designed by John Galliano promoting the bag featuring the unique tower pattern. Divine. More images will be released later this month via LadyDior.com. Marion, the reigning Best Actress Oscar winner, has been busy shooting Nine in London but was in NYC last week with boyfriend Guillaume Canet doing regular gorgeous French people things like bikeriding and shopping at Whole Foods. Full Story

Overdressed, overtried, overold

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2008 10:01:00 November 7, 2008 10:01:00

It’s Hayden Panettiere at the Madonna concert last night with red lips, heels, all black and a plunging neckline. She’s 18! At a concert! Heidi Klum wore jeans, Kate Moss was casual, so was Lucy Liu, especially Isla Fisher…but Hayden had to be Hayden. Like a 40 years old. Only time she dresses her age is when other people do it for her on her tv show. Full Story

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Beaver Bucks Buck Naked!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2008 09:09:23 November 7, 2008 09:09:23

As you know, I like the one on a horse more than the one on the throne (to be). But Prince William will be king. And if recent events are any suggestions, perhaps a more modern one. With a sense of humour, which is sexy too. William took his bucks out to a charity event last night in support of Centrepoint against homelessness and had occasion to speak to young Jasmine Edwards. Full Story

Sam Roberts Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2008 08:53:04 November 7, 2008 08:53:04

Please don't judge Canadian talent by a punk ass hack like Avril Lavigne. It's all about supporting worthy Canadian talent, not just ANY Canadian talent. And this is Sam Roberts who is also super hot. Met him at the Junos two years ago. One of those "notice you from across the room" kinda situations. Full Story

Brad`s suit and `stache

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2008 08:17:43 November 7, 2008 08:17:43

Brad Pitt was in New York last night, seen here leaving dinner. Really not feeling that Inglorious Basterds moustache. He looks like John Waters, only slightly less creepy. The suit however – the way he wears it, the way he walks it – makes up for the face. Can you teach this? I’m not sure you can teach this. Full Story

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Matchy Matchy in a Cabbie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2008 08:08:37 November 7, 2008 08:08:37

Victoria Beckham was in London last night out for dinner with D&G. At the end of the evening, the alleged style icon went home in a black cab. Poor thing must have cried all the way home, exposing her Birkin to the riffraff like that. As you can see, even though it was probably not warm, Posh decided to go without a coat. Full Story

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Chicken Fried and Pipsqueak for Her Madgesty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2008 07:57:00 November 7, 2008 07:57:00

Britney came out before he did. As expected, during Human Nature. Wasn’t a real performance – some grooving, sang a few bars towards the end – but according to everyone I’ve spoken with, her presence was waaaay more hype. It’s Britney, bitch…which is what she said, but only after Madonna told the crowd: She’s not your bitch! As you can see, Brit looked …ok. Full Story

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Johnny Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2008 07:36:26 November 7, 2008 07:36:26

Arguments for: Look at him Major box office player, just signed massive deal with Disney Certainly deserves to stand alongside the likes of Brad Pitt and George Clooney as 2 time holders of the SMA distinction Family man, devoted to Vanessa Paradis, wild youth tamed by maturity, no recent scandals Universally admired by gay straight, man, woman, and MiniVanArguments against: He doesn’t give a sh-t Is currently super low profile: SMA winners are usually in the thick of, coming out of, or moving into heavy promotion for a project. Full Story