But will it sell?

April 16, 2008 06:07:00 Posted at April 16, 2008 06:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People.com is reporting it now so it must be true, right? Or they must want us to believe it’s true right? Because according to the celebrity ass-kissing magazine, Ashlee Simpson is indeed pregnant and she and Pete Wentz will wed in May. Full Story

The Twilight Set Visit

April 16, 2008 06:03:00 Posted at April 16, 2008 06:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I wrote about the Stephenie Meyers series last year, click here for a refresher. Have since recommended to many of my friends with the following warning: the writing is… grating. You might hate yourself while reading it. Full Story

April 16, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 16, 2008 05:38:10 Posted at April 16, 2008 05:38:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Erica L from Paula. Are your knees weak for Kyle Chandler too? Congratulations Dr Kerri N, DVM! Well done on making it through finals at the Ontario Vet College. We need more of you to eradicate the animal-abusing likes of Ebola Paris Hilton and Shelf Ass Jessica Biel! Congratulations Jono who was accepted into the Rotman MBA program! Have heard you’ll be adding a dash of gay into the stuffy establishment. Full Story

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Am road-weary and slightly hung over but ready to blog all day from West Hollywood! Dashed in and out of Portland yesterday after visiting the set of Twilight  – more on that coming soon and tune into eTalk this week to watch the interviews with the cast including Robert Pattinson (Edward), Kristen Stewart (Bella), and Rachelle Lefebvre (Victoria). If you haven’t yet heard of Twilight…you will and get ready. Based on the series by Stephenie Meyer, the film is scheduled for release in December and you know, movies don’t open in December unless they are expected to be huge. Trust.

And Pete Wentz says Ashlee Simpson isn’t expecting anything… except desperate publicity for her album and her new line of clothing. Since news of their engagement barely stirred, how sad they had to pull out the baby hoax. And then vehemently call it a baby witch hunt... but STILL nobody cared!

Sit DOWN Pete Wentz.

Voting closes today at 5pm ET for Media Idol. Am so excited and honoured for your support so far. Please click here to help me get through to the finale where hopefully I can win $1,000 for Covenant House and match $1,000 of my own. Thank you, love you, owe you, and apologies for sounding so sh*t.

Yours in gossip,


PS. This is not Bono. Feel better?

In the Minority

April 15, 2008 14:08:44 Posted at April 15, 2008 14:08:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not a popular sentiment but I LOVE Lily Allen as a blonde. Love it. Love the red lips, love the skin, love the hair … am all over it. This is Lily at an art show tonight in London looking glum and sullen. Because she’s not drunk. Yet. Photos from Wenn.com Full Story

Miley’s Mouth

April 15, 2008 11:12:00 Posted at April 15, 2008 11:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

An irrational pet peeve, I know. Similar to the way I feel about turned out feet… but still. Miley’s mouth makes me crazy. Like bat sh*t, not in a good way, medieval crazy. Like she deliberately put some kind of contraption in there to make it stay open. Ugh. If there was a 3 way Rossum contest between Miley Cyrus, Carrie Underwood, and the Original Rossum Emmy herself…who would win? Here’s Miley at the CMT Awards last night falling more in love with herself every day. Full Story

With a Mother Like This…

April 15, 2008 10:02:00 Posted at April 15, 2008 10:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You still like Hayden Panettiere’s chances of NOT becoming Lindsay Lohan? Really??? Check out Hayden and her mother yesterday on set in Vancouver. Next to her mom, finally, Hayden actually looks her age. Endearing too. Feel sorry for her now…especially seeing the face – or the new face – of her parent. Full Story

Xenu Hates Losers

April 15, 2008 09:34:00 Posted at April 15, 2008 09:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

His name is Jason Beghe. Once upon a time he worshipped at the altar of Xenu. Now he’s cut ties with the Church and is launching a vitriolic attack. Click here Full Story

Love on the Move

April 15, 2008 09:10:00 Posted at April 15, 2008 09:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They are serious – Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson. And judging by the looks of things, her year of manslinging is officially over now that they’ve reunited and recommitted. Kate joined Owen in Miami while he there shooting Marley & Me, then she began work in NYC on Bride Wars, now I hear they spent last weekend in Boston together, seen walking up Mt Vernon street arm in arm on Sunday. Full Story

Welcome Back Nelly

April 15, 2008 08:38:31 Posted at April 15, 2008 08:38:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It has been too long. Too long since Nelly put out a video. Too long since Nelly frolicked in the shower with a dance floor ho. Too long since Nelly dragged on a joint on a baseball diamond with strippers in go-go boots. I love Nelly. And Nelly is finally back! Here’s Nelly at TRL yesterday promoting his new video with Fergie Ferg. Full Story

Anna Loves Gwyneth

April 15, 2008 08:22:10 Posted at April 15, 2008 08:22:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s unanimous. Gwyneth’s new cover for the May issue of Vogue, as my husband would say, licks balls. Not even I, a Gwyneth worshipper through and through, can find an ounce of golden goodness in this goose. It’s horrid. But it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter that you hate it. Full Story