Becks & Iker: Love Story

June 27, 2008 09:53:43 Posted at June 27, 2008 09:53:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So I’m like super hardcore into figure skating. Can’t get enough of it. In 2002 during Salt Lake, I along with many other Canadians was full on obsessed with the Salé & Pelletier controversy. Obsessed. To the point of being a f&cking loser. Remember their performance? Remember Love Story? Remember the part when they pretended to throw snowballs at each other and frolicked in a winter wonderland? Now have a look at Becks and Casillas running and playing in the snow. Full Story

B Casual, B Cool

June 27, 2008 08:52:19 Posted at June 27, 2008 08:52:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beyonce is SO beautiful. SOOOO beautiful. The problem with Beyonce is that her style sense comes out of her ass. And her mother’s head. Which is why when she’s on a carpet, she more often than not looks budget tacky stupid. But check out B at the airport in London yesterday on her way to Cork for Jay-Z’s performance. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

June 27, 2008 08:28:59 Posted at June 27, 2008 08:28:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is how Disney sells Miley (DListed )

Who’s with the twins when her breasts are full and there’s no nanny? (Hollywood Tuna )

Will Dollhouse finally make her a huge star? (Drunken Stepfather  site NSFW)

A $3 million wedding…but how does she treat her staff? (INO )

Kate Moss goes poo? But doesn’t cocaine constipate? (Holy Moly )

Spock is my new boyfriend (Cele|bitchy )

Matching Abs, Lasting Marriage (IDLYITW )

Silent Liz

June 27, 2008 08:02:57 Posted at June 27, 2008 08:02:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, all of London is buzzing about a Madonna divorce. She is rumoured to have met with Fiona Shackleton who also represented Prince Charles and more recently Paul McCartney in his nasty split from that lying golddigger Heather Mills. Full Story

Prunes at Letterman

June 27, 2008 07:13:32 Posted at June 27, 2008 07:13:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

MK was on Letterman last night to promote her movie The Wackness during which she has a love scene with that sexy beast Ben Kingsley. As you can see, she brought her prune smile along for the visit. In fact, I think she brought extra prunes along for the visit. The suckage seems extra, non? And the hair! My hair!!! LOOOVE the braid! Also worthy of note: Mary Kate isn’t scary skinny anymore. Full Story

How Lonely Boy is spending his summer

June 27, 2008 06:59:48 Posted at June 27, 2008 06:59:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SPOILER ALERT!!! Look away now if you can’t stand it! More photos from the set of Gossip Girl – Lonely Boy Dan kissing Serena. Well that didn’t take long. If it makes the final cut, that is. Another girl with the hair I want. Thank you for all your email suggestions about the beach waves. Full Story

The Double Save-Face

June 27, 2008 06:47:06 Posted at June 27, 2008 06:47:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pippy Le Pew is currently starring in a box office bomb. Annihilated by critics and passed over by the public, The Love Guru is expected to drop steeply in just its second weekend. Justin Timberlake, although he refuses to take ownership, is still smarting from the failure. His Shelf Ass meanwhile is also suffering a setback. Full Story

Granny Freeze’s Frozen Anniversary

June 27, 2008 06:27:06 Posted at June 27, 2008 06:27:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been 2 years since Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman married Keith Urban. Since Gran is such a private person, naturally the wedding was a very intimate affair, with a copy of the invitation made available to Australian press, the public invited to line the streets while her motorcade made its way to the church, and several journalists and members of the media invited to attend. Full Story

Chuck Bass at the beach with boobs

June 27, 2008 06:04:22 Posted at June 27, 2008 06:04:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gossip Girl shooting on the beach yesterday – as you can see, Chuck Bass is surrounded by topless beauties which accounts for the pervy smarm all over his face. Not a bad way to spend a day at work. Unless he’s gay…which is what’s been recently suggested. Full Story

Two Boys in the City

June 27, 2008 06:01:09 Posted at June 27, 2008 06:01:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First fellow has been the subject of gay speculation for years. He’s had the luxury of hiding behind those with a higher profile and then later in obscurity while others have dominated the smutty landscape. Not that it would matter either way but it’s been decided for the greater good by committee that he remain vague about the fact that he likes boys better than girls. Full Story

June 27, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 27, 2008 05:58:47 Posted at June 27, 2008 05:58:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Gill in Toronto from Laura R: hope your birthday is full of smutty gossip and fun times. Do it up like the librarian I know you are! To Deb who flew in to Calgary from Ontario today just for the wedding because that’s what girls do right? And Laurie loves you for it. Good luck Kelli and your sister too for your SavvyMom Mom Entrepreneur of the Year Award  Full Story