Pale, skinny, and bored

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2008 07:06:41 October 7, 2008 07:06:41

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson killing time in Beverly Hills yesterday flaunting their matching thinness, stopping for candy, and trying to fill the long days of celebrity. What’s there to do? Not much. That’s the problem. Young, rich, idle, trouble. So far they say Sam helps her keep her excesses in check, sort of with Drew Barrymore as the inspiration. Full Story

Meet the Jessi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2008 06:49:00 October 7, 2008 06:49:00

As you know, Lauren Conrad has her own rather successful clothing line. One of the dresses in her Holiday 2008 Collection is called The Jessi…named after Jessi Cruickshank, the gorgeous and impossibly adorable host the MTV’s The Aftershow which is shot and produced in Canada. Word. What’s Jessi like? So smart … SO smart. Full Story

Halle’s older too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2008 06:36:42 October 7, 2008 06:36:42

Than Nicole Kidman, I mean. It’s my new favourite game: who’s older than Nicole Kidman? Because they never look it and they don’t work half as hard. Halle is on that list. Halle’s face still moves. Halle also had a baby this year. But she’s not afraid to keep her curves or rock a little belly bulge. Full Story

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Granny Contradictory

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2008 06:21:00 October 7, 2008 06:21:00

Nicole Kidman was honoured last night at the Women in Hollywood Tribute hosted by Elle Magazine. As you can see, Gran’s face is as frozen as ever. Seriously, that forehead is smoother and tighter than a porcelain toilet. Having said that, I do like Granny much better with straight hair. It’s definitely more youthful, even if she’s letting the roots gray out. Full Story

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Country Bitch and some guy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2008 06:02:55 October 7, 2008 06:02:55

Country music’s biggest bitch was in Toronto the other day and she’s apparently dating some guy called Travis Stork who used to be on The Bachelor… Thanks to Ashley for sending this in – she saw them at Café Nervosa in Yorkville on Sunday: They sat at a table that gave me a perfect view of them - like, I couldn't help but watch them because they were right in my line of sight! So, I watched. Full Story

Monday, October 6, 2008

Dear Gossips,

A full weekend’s worth of the Brange stimulation. Am spent.

I blogged late Friday and all weekend. Scroll down, get caught up, you don’t want to miss any clues, and you especially don’t want to miss Gwyneth telling you about all her favourite places in London that you can’t afford to go to. Snort.

Monday – am online all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Thanks to Dove and Waking up Hannah for sponsoring this weekend. Have you woken up Hannah yet?

The preemptive promenade

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 16:46:21 October 6, 2008 16:46:21

Angelina took Maddox, Pax, and Miss Zahara to an art store in New York without the Chosen One. Before the internet child protection agency could move in to accuse her of hating her biological child though, Angie moved to strike first today in New Orleans bringing out the Shiloh for a little family walk. Full Story

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Mimi vs Angie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 14:26:17 October 6, 2008 14:26:17

Saturday night in New York, Angelina wore Versace to premiere The Changeling. Saturday night in Vegas, Mariah Carey wore the same Versace to host a party. One dress, two broads, and both in Spanx….who wins? Oh Mimi. You never want to go head to head against the Jolaire.* Mimi probably went Hello Kitty on her stylist’s ass. Full Story

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It’s easy but it’s not hard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 12:44:51 October 6, 2008 12:44:51

Caution right off the top – if you’re the prudey type, some details here are not for you. Click away or hold your peace. Don’t be emailing me with a lewd complaint since you were given ample warning. Celebrities are surrounded all the time by beautiful women. Especially him. He boasts an impressive track record, minus one infection, and so you would think, for a regular, non famous girl, even a really, really beautiful non famous girl, it would be an insurmountable obstacle to catch his eye…right? Not so. Full Story

Brad for Obama?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 12:33:39 October 6, 2008 12:33:39

You know the deal with the Brange, right? Especially Brad. Masters of manipulation. Few photographs are taken without motivation. And so from New York to New Orleans, check out Brad on his bike with a book in his hand. And who’s on the cover? Barack Obama. Aren’t they like 77th cousins or something? But will it backfire? Celebrity endorsements are no political guarantees. Full Story