Bangs for acting smart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2008 13:34:22 November 5, 2008 13:34:22

Please. This is Jessica Alba on the New York set of her next movie An Invisible Sign of My Own based on the book of the same name about a trouble young girl who also happens to be a math wiz recruited to teach young students and magic happens. Alba Demon a math wiz? Because she wears bangs and funky clothes? How sh-tty is this script? And how many other actors passed on this role? Because Alba can’t act, no matter how many acting coaches she hires. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2008 12:54:06 November 5, 2008 12:54:06

Star’s first believable cover…because she is this desperate (Dlisted)

Avril Lavigne: punk ass bitch kills cats (Hollywood Tuna)

Taylor Swift > Carrie Underwood AND JailBait Miley (Just Jared)

No one knows this famewhore (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Porny yellow blob (Pop Sugar)

Looking pregnant and AMAZING in jeans (INO)

How Posh will spy on Becks (Holy Moly)

Heather Mills wants Simon Cowell (Cele|bitchy)

Oh Honey Silver Fox (Candy Kirby)

Leo’s problems getting started (IDLYITW)

Where`s Princess AssTalk…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2008 10:42:00 November 5, 2008 10:42:00

When you actually need her??? If there was any time for Katherine Heigl to come out and run her mouth like she loves to do, it would have been yesterday as news spread of Brooke Smith’s firing because ABC couldn’t handle the MiniVan homo hate. And yet the Crown Princess of AssTalk has remained curiously quiet. Full Story

Lloyd can`t marry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2008 09:56:00 November 5, 2008 09:56:00

At least not if he stays in California. Or several other states. The intolerable Prop 8 passed by a narrow margin yesterday banning gay marriage. Here’s Rex Lee, better known as Ari’s long suffering assistant Lloyd, yesterday having lunch after voting. Lloyd looks presciently pouty. Photos from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story

Seth writes, is hot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2008 09:39:52 November 5, 2008 09:39:52

Nothing sexier than a sense of humour. And a smart dude. Seth Meyers – funny, sharp, writes, love. My friend Michelle and I discovered a while ago that we have the same man taste. It started with Seth. Then it was Troy Dyer. Now it’s back to Seth. Seth appeared on The View Monday, was asked about SNL’s stellar season so far thanks to election interest and his approach to writing the sketches. Full Story

Beware the itchy green hat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2008 09:11:58 November 5, 2008 09:11:58

Longtime readers of this blog are familiar – my people have a thing about green hats: the sign of the cuckold. So here’s Kate Hudson in LA yesterday, bundled up in a tweed coat and boots, holding but not wearing (at least not on camera) a stylish green hat. She’s not dating anyone right now but still… Why mess with the cuckold? Am told by sources that Kate had a brief flirtation in England with a crew member of the set of Nine which, in typical Hudson fashion, did not go any further, and she has now been unattached, even casually, for a few weeks, looking for an itch to scratch…which is why Shelfy Jessica Biel has had her ass permanently sewn to Justin Timberlake’s. Full Story

Edward loves Jacob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2008 08:30:10 November 5, 2008 08:30:10

Even Robert Pattinson, the boy playing Edward Cullen in Twilight, can’t stand Edward Cullen in Twilight. Rob appeared at a superfangirl and superfanmom screamfest the other day in New York and was asked who he preferred: Edward or Jacob – to which he replied: "I'd go with Jacob. Jacob is way more interesting. Full Story

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Brad, Obama, Oprah

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2008 08:04:19 November 5, 2008 08:04:19

Not sure which feed you were watching last night but on CNN they would Not.Stop.Showing.Oprah. Turns out they should have spent more time with their cameras searching for Brad Pitt. He was there! Needless to say, Brad’s man won. But Obama is not the only reason Brad Pitt was in Chicago. As mentioned earlier this week, Opes has invited Brad back to her show to promote Benjamin Button. Full Story

November 5, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2008 07:45:14 November 5, 2008 07:45:14

Congratulations Jennifer P who was just married in Calgary! For Tamara in North Vancouver who endured 40 hours to see Magnus – Congratulations! With so much love from your sister Brenda who misses you. Wishing a very happy (and somewhat belated) 31st birthday to Julie in Ottawa! You may be old, but you're totally hot. Full Story

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Dear Gossips,

New articles were posted late in the day yesterday including the weak ass minivan motivated f-ckery that’s taken over Grey’s Anatomy and Lindsay Lohan getting dumped for Denise Richards. Scroll down to get caught up. More on both today.

Tuesday – am blogging all day, still in Tofino, and if you have the chance, you really should come some time. Not just because it’s where Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds were married but because it’s so beautiful we don’t want to go home tomorrow. And we might not. Here’s the view from the first floor patio of our rented cottage. If you look closely, you can see surfers.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

GOOPy’s movie must suck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2008 16:31:00 November 4, 2008 16:31:00

Someone like Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t pick a dress like this thinking it’s the most beautiful thing ever. She didn’t see it delivered from her stylist and actually believe everyone on the blogs - you, me, the haters, the MiniVan fashion conservatives who actually think Jennifer Aniston’s a style icon – would lose their sh-t over the beauty of her choice. Full Story

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