Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The return of Gossip Girl – yay! Weekly GG chat will be posted later today.

Thanks for your emails re: Twitter. My Twitter is here - will shut’er down after Fashion Week. And Mimi’s Twitter is here! Mimi’s cheese is loving on Twitter because her husband is fighting on Twitter to defend her honour!

Sigh. People don’t scrap these days like they used to. What happened to simply cussing a bitch out at a club? These days you do nothing at the club, wait to get home, and cuss them out on the computer. In 140 characters or less. Click here for the full background on Nick Cannon’s web squabble. Life doesn’t happen if it doesn’t happen online.

Tuesday – new articles all day. Remember to refresh. Also…your first look at the Twilight New Moon wolves.

Will be walking tonight in the Heart Truth Red Dress Fashion Show. Rehearsal is today, runway is 200 ft – SO long – and Biddell’s dress is a tight squeeze. I will face plant by the 30 ft mark? Given all my sh-t talking, I suppose I deserve it.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Bruno is coming!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2009 16:14:54 March 17, 2009 16:14:54

At SXSW this week, Sacha Baron Cohen appeared via video to present a short clip from the upcoming, highly anticipated Bruno, his follow-up to Borat this time featuring the flamboyant Bruno from his now cult status tv show. You may recall "Bruno" crashed a runway last year and made a spectacle of himself during Fashion Week - photos are attached. Full Story

Beyonce > Posh AND AssTalk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2009 15:00:04 March 17, 2009 15:00:04

There was a rumour circulating a while ago that the Crown Princess of AssTalk Katherine Heigl had landed the April cover of Vogue. Needless to say, Anna Wintour said no. At least not this month. April belongs not to AssTalk and also not to Concrete Tits. Posh only has 8 months left. Will 2009 pass, yet another year, will Anna continue to shun her? Will celebrities forever grace Vogue? Models no longer sell? Anyway, back to Beyonce… Gorgeous. Full Story

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He will never let us down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2009 13:24:08 March 17, 2009 13:24:08

John Mayer keep quiet about the end of his contractual obligations his bust up with Jennifer Aniston? Please. He would never be so cruel. He could never be so self controlled. Remember, his gift is his song. His gift is the word. Because he’s so great with the word, right? Who keeps telling him he’s so great with the word??? Putting experience into music is one thing. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2009 11:19:32 March 17, 2009 11:19:32

Can you spot the sparkling vampire? No. Because Camilla Belle is always in the way! (Dlisted)

Anna Faris’s body > Shelfy’s Body (Hollywood Tuna)

Do you like Sienna’s boots? (Just Jared)

Cokehead, photoshoot, nipple (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Dirty LipGloss still looks squeaky clean and vain (Pop Sugar)

Let down by Pip & Shelfy (INO)

Would you steal a friend’s baby name? (Cele|bitchy)

Posh absent, Becks smothered by ladies! (Holy Moly)

Oh yessss… Maple Leaf Malin (Popoholic)

Why Kanye is a more efficient blogger than I am (The Blemish)

Nothing to say...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2009 09:45:00 March 17, 2009 09:45:00

But it's rare pap sightings of Caleb Followill and confession: I listen to him every night, I dream about him every night. And the only reason he's not on my Freebie Five is because he just might be a Lifetime List candidate and also... some crushes are so personal and private it's like talking about them violates the imaginary relationship. Full Story

Twilight: Wolf and his friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2009 08:28:18 March 17, 2009 08:28:18

New Moon is supposed to be the break out for Taylor Lautner – his chance to come out from the open mouth shadow of Robert Pattinson. This is Taylor with New Moon director Chris Weitz in Vancouver yesterday at a lunch meeting and it’s your first look at Jacob and his friends – the Wolves! Thoughts on casting? It’s been a long time since I read the book – because the entire f*cking book consists of Bella falling down and crying – but I think…it’s where Jacob grows like 10 inches seemingly overnight, right? Taylor has a long way to go. Full Story

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Smack no kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2009 08:16:33 March 17, 2009 08:16:33

They’ve been married a while now, he’s still desperately in love with her, and has been patiently waiting to have children…only she hasn’t been healthy enough to get pregnant. Because she loves heroin. Last summer it was a last chance, he took her on extended holiday, cleaned her up, a new positive attitude, kept her busy working on a new project through the fall, away from her regular enablers, and it totally worked out. Full Story

Franco fake gut?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2009 07:05:53 March 17, 2009 07:05:53

James Franco yesterday – first look at him playing Allen Ginsberg on the set of Howl. James is normally pretty lean. From the side there he looks much thicker. Fake? Howl will focus on the younger Ginsberg, obviously, during the course of the poet’s obscenity trial over the poem that has since become one the defining works of the Beat Generation. Full Story

KStew KWiig

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2009 06:55:00 March 17, 2009 06:55:00

Last night at the Adventureland premiere in LA – Kristen Stewart, love the hot orange dress, don’t love how she’s been styled. The makeup’s not right. Or something. Like she’s an imposter. I prefer my KStew with natty dirty hair. Having said that, Kristen is 18 and she looks 18. Full Story

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