Which Fried Chicken?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2008 14:26:53 September 30, 2008 14:26:53

Wow. Is this Britney Spears or Jamie Lynn Spears? OK so she’s wearing a planet of makeup on her face. And the oldness is still totally there. But if you squint a little and play pretend, only for a moment, Britney does look like Jamie Lynn. And this is a good thing. The physical improvement is so encouraging. Full Story

Later, Loser

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2008 13:40:00 September 30, 2008 13:40:00

GOSSIP GIRL SPOILER! Click away if you must! Blake Lively in New York today shooting a kissing scene with someone other than Dan Humphrey, yay! Like I said earlier, Dan/Penn is at best an afterthought. And his face doesn’t fit inside his head. There’s too much extra on the sides, you know? Not that this dude is much of an improvement. Full Story

Stay home from school day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2008 11:45:38 September 30, 2008 11:45:38

As you’ve probably heard, Janet Jackson was supposed to play Montreal last night. Instead, at the last minute, she fell ill during sound check, was taken to hospital, released 2 hours later, leaving thousands of fans without a show. Promoters have promised to make it up. Meanwhile, Janet is said to be fine, and getting ready for her next stop in Boston. Full Story

Another day...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2008 10:54:03 September 30, 2008 10:54:03

Another bikini. Jennifer Aniston in Mexico decompressing from the daily grind that is her life, making sure you know that her ass is single and happy and that John Mayer is a f&cking idiot. Love when asses are so articulate. Hers is particularly so. It's been well trained. Duana and I had to Skype about this just now. Full Story

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Shamef&ck, GayFace, and the other one

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2008 09:38:11 September 30, 2008 09:38:11

The boys of Gossip Girl on the cover of the new Details. At best Penn Badgley is an afterthought. At worst, he's a no thought. An afterthought > a no thought but still, it's like the pasta dish at a steak restaurant. Does anyone ever really? Chace Crawford? Marginally more interesting because of what he likes to do in the city, something he addresses but doesn't exactly deny when discussing his "GayFace" which he actually does in the article. Full Story

Still civil...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2008 08:59:58 September 30, 2008 08:59:58

And more? Paris Fashion Week. Balenciaga. Salma Hayek arrived with the big boss and her baby daddy Francois Henri Pinault. He runs the company that owns the brand. Apparently the two have been spending a lot of time together Full Story

Because he ignores her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2008 08:30:57 September 30, 2008 08:30:57

Another week, another riddle involving a coke fiend. Everyone does it, but it's not the doing that's intriguing, it's the who's doing that's intriguing. Especially since her reputation is supposed to be so civilised and enlightened: a doting mother, a successful business, an artist (debatable), and an icon to many a MiniVan member. Full Story

Two in One

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2008 07:32:34 September 30, 2008 07:32:34

A nice treat yesterday at the Dior show during Paris fashion week: Eva Green who's been low key for a while and my Marion Cotillard celebrating her 33rd birthday today, both all French and elegant and effortless... It was a rather varied celebrity audience to support John Galliano yesterday - these two beauties on one end and then Lily Allen barely holding her sh*t together on the other, tossed in with a little bit of Katy Perry whose boyfriend looked like he just came from the skate park, and that was totally ok. Full Story

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Brad & Cate in the water

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2008 07:09:39 September 30, 2008 07:09:39

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - the 2nd trailer has been released featuring more of a stunning redheaded Cate Blanchett, glimpses of a love scene between her and Brad, and the two of them in the water so beautifully shot it's not hard to understand why the industry has been buzzing about the film for so long if only for its visual stimulation. Full Story

Monday, September 29, 2008

Dear Gossips,

My husband knows the way to my heart: celebrating 35 with my closest friends overnight at a casino resort.

Please.

It doesn’t get much better.

Unless it’s Tina Fey as Sarah Palin and what’s even more incredible is that they barely, BARELY had to write a script for it…except maybe the part about the “value meal”. Snort. See below if you missed it.

Tina, will you be my friend?

It’s Monday – am blogging all day. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. You think Shelfy Biel would ever do like Scarlett Johansson and pull off a wedding in the wilderness with no leaks and worst still…no paps? Unthinkable.