Friday, December 12, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Give Tom Cruise’s plastic surgeon and trainer a big fat Christmas bonus. Seriously. He’s turned back the clock this week. And last night on Leno was no exception.

Even the pants…even the pants are almost working! Almost.

But then his gay came flaring up, a rare lapse of self control. You HAVE to see him do his Elvis impersonation. Like…he couldn’t help himself. It will make your life. Or at least your Friday.

Jennifer Aniston’s body continues to dominate. That and more…

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Tom Cruise Tonight Show

Daniel’s pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2008 13:35:00 December 12, 2008 13:35:00

So… It hurts to say it. But this is Daniel Craig today in London and he’s not wearing his pants… very well. Especially that side shot. Like the ass and the tapering. It’s a little Ed Westwick! Ew! I’m sorry! But it’s true! He needs new jeans! Don’t mind the beanie though. Full Story

Chanel & Karl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2008 13:27:16 December 12, 2008 13:27:16

Coco Chanel is as intriguing as ever. Apparently Shirley MacLaine played her in a tv movie this year and was just nominated for a Golden Globe for her performance…? On the big screen though, perhaps the most highly anticipated Chanel is the Audrey Tautou version Coco Avant Chanel – first stills from the film are attached. Full Story

That’s more my Kate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2008 11:36:21 December 12, 2008 11:36:21

Kate Winslet in London yesterday at a private screening of The Reader for which she just received a Best Supporting Actress Golden Globe nomination. As opposed to the overbronzed overblonde Hollywood divorcee clone Kate from last week, this is the Kate I know and love. The one Halle Berry said is always naked sitting on a toilet in a movie. Full Story

Hugh to host Oscars?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2008 09:40:25 December 12, 2008 09:40:25

Hugh Jackman. Wow. Nikke Finke is reporting that the Academy has asked Hugh Jackman to host the Oscars. He’s reportedly considering it very seriously and is expected to make his decision next week, with an announcement likely to come in the new year. Full Story

GOOPy’s fake boobies?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2008 08:49:18 December 12, 2008 08:49:18

Page Six is suggesting today that Gwyneth Paltrow got a boob job. Something about her flashing a nipple in her movie Two Lovers with Joaquin Phoenix and her breast looking like that of a 15 year old. Full Story

Covering up Cheese Bump

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2008 08:01:37 December 12, 2008 08:01:37

It’s Mimi! And she’s at the centre of all these baby Mimi rumours! So here she is this morning on CBS for the Early Show in support of the Make-A-Wish-Foundation Macy’s “Believe” campaign. Do you see a Cheese Bump? She’s wearing a tight enough dress for it. Me I’m not very good at BumpWatch. Full Story

Good Viggo, Grumpy Spittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2008 07:50:03 December 12, 2008 07:50:03

Need some quiver on a Friday? Two options. My recommendation is Door #1. Viggo Mortensen last night in NY for the premiere of Good. Viggo was smiley and scary at the same time. It’s his special gift. Viggo was supposed to have been right in the thick of it this awards season as The Road was originally scheduled for December release. Full Story

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Can’t decide

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2008 07:10:50 December 12, 2008 07:10:50

Do you like Courteney Cox’s botox? I can’t decide. It’s certainly better than Granny Freeze. And she does look beautiful – Courteney opted for casual at the Marley & Me LA premiere to support her bestie Jennifer Aniston – but there’s a tightness in her eyes, and the way the nose pinches… it lacks warmth, it lacks life, it lacks animation. Full Story