Friday, February 13, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Most talked about story yesterday? Joaquin Phoenix. His movie is opening today too. As for his performance on Letterman Wednesday night, most of you, according to the poll, seem to think Dave did not participate willingly. Me I’m still undecided. Watch it again, especially the end. Word is (thanks Jenny!) this is, obviously, one giant “Punk” as Joaquin delves into character to expose the media’s mistreatment of celebrities with mental health issues. Great. Am looking forward to it. Especially the part when child starlets shove half an ounce of cocaine into their faces. Oh Joaquin…shut your ass.

Final weekend before the Oscars – and is the GMD spending it with Granny Freeze???? More on that below.

Oscar trailer is below. EVERY race seems to be tightening up, especially Best Actor. They say momentum is definitely on Mickey’s side. Have you prepared your ballot already? Click here to enter The Annual Contest!

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Remember Lawrence.

Oscar promotion

One with the Mighty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2009 14:37:28 February 13, 2009 14:37:28

I’m sure you’ve all heard about that lady with all the babies? She was on food stamps or something and that shady doctor still put, like, 8 embryos inside of her and now she’s asking for donations online…? I hate people. Anyway, as you can imagine, every outlet was clamouring to interview the Jolie wannabe. Full Story

Really skinny old lady goes to Fashion Week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2009 13:18:00 February 13, 2009 13:18:00

Samantha Ronson is playing at her sister Charlotte’s show. Of course Lilo tagged along. Here she is today in NYC, skinnier than ever, and all of a sudden she’s older than her 40 year old sister Ali. Like 50. Right? She looks 50. Something about the way her hair is matted flat on her head, something about the hunch of her narrow shoulders, something about the way her neck seems like it’s about to crumple… The pride of Dina Lohan. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2009 12:03:09 February 13, 2009 12:03:09

Ok, give him the Oscar. He deserves it. (Dlisted)

Is she capable of wearing pants anymore? (Hollywood Tuna)

Lilo gets a job!!???!!! Sort of. (Just Jared)

Leopard print and coke bloat (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Matt Damon’s terrible pants (Pop Sugar)

I’m more offended by her bag (INO)

Trapping Princess AssTalk and her main ‘mo (Cele|bitchy)

He’s sharing with Michael Phelps (IDLYITW)

My favourite photo of Russell Crowe (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Lily Allen takes promotion to a new nipple (Webster’s is my bitch)

Karmic cuckold?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2009 09:51:17 February 13, 2009 09:51:17

He’d been cheating on her for years. She had his babies, she endured the other women, she let him back in the door every time he ran away, only to come slinking back with apologies. For a while now though he has stayed at home. More mature, done with that life, he’s now completely committed to her, ready to take the next step… Problem? It’s her turn to be unfaithful. Full Story

So much gorgessity! Oh yeah, and him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2009 09:49:22 February 13, 2009 09:49:22

Last night at the NAACP Image Awards – a parade of gorgessity in attendance led, obviously, by Halle Berry. Seriously, not one bad angle. I have been looking across 5 photo agencies of pictures from last night. Couldn’t find a single image in which she looks mortal. It’s crazy how beautiful she is. Full Story

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Where’s the Danger?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2009 08:25:12 February 13, 2009 08:25:12

The Vagina Virgins are promoting their upcoming Jonas Brothers 3D concert movie. As such, they’ve been making the press rounds in New York last night for an appearance on Letterman. They even read their own Top 10 List Full Story

Friday Night quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2009 07:49:56 February 13, 2009 07:49:56

Latino Review has posted a brand new promo photo of Taylor Kitsch as Gambit. Hello! This of course is leading up to the release of Wolverine just 2 months away. Twentieth Century Fox is beginning aggressive promotion for the film this weekend on FOX beginning on Sunday with new clips and teasers designed to fuel frenzied anticipation. Full Story

Porny plays it right

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2009 07:11:31 February 13, 2009 07:11:31

So proud of her! She’s just so dumb, it’s extra rewarding when she gets something right. Oh good girl! So Porny performed at Madison Square Garden last night opening for Rascal Flatts. Someone seems to have stepped in because lately, lately the clothing has been accentuating her strong parts and camouflaging the other ones. Full Story

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GMD and Granny to crash at Daytona?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2009 06:53:23 February 13, 2009 06:53:23

The Daytona 500 is happening this weekend and the GMD has been invited to drive the pace car to kick things off… Days of Thunder of course was filmed at Dayton back when both he and Nicole Kidman were still rocking their own natural born faces. Remember how hot they were together? Remember when saying that didn’t sound so weird? Look at how young they were! So you know who’s performing at the pre-race show? Yeah. Full Story