Mimi and the Cradle?

April 3, 2008 04:52:00 Posted at April 3, 2008 04:52:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Probably full of sh*t but it’s the juiciest cheese…and it’s also Mimi! National Enquirer is reporting that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have been hooking up, ever since he guested on her new video. Mimi is ten years older. Love it. And love Nick Cannon. Have loved him since Drumline. Full Story

Hello Cristina Linden, Forget Elisha Cuthbert

April 3, 2008 04:50:00 Posted at April 3, 2008 04:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames is apparently strutting around these days with an extra large set of balls after landing himself his very own blonde Hollywood starlet. Word is, since she’s not exactly working back to back these days, Elisha Cuthbert has been spending as much time as she can in Cowtown, seen out and about and even at the mall with her man. Full Story

Been a While

April 3, 2008 04:46:23 Posted at April 3, 2008 04:46:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jude Law was shooting in Toronto through the fall, for the most part flew under the radar, especially towards the end of production, and then kept a pretty low profile the last few months. He landed in Vancouver yesterday to begin work on The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus – the last of 3 actors completing what Heath Ledger left behind. Full Story

April 3, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 3, 2008 04:44:10 Posted at April 3, 2008 04:44:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Jackie B from Krista and all your smutty girls. Was great meeting you the night you made out with Matt Damon at TIFF. You don’t mind me spreading that rumour, do you? Congratulations Heidi and KC on your engagement! Congratulations to Shauna on the promotion! Time to buy that condo, yes? Full Story

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Sweet Xenu… did you see David Beckham on Leno last night? The man can wear a suit. And how. In fact, he can wear a suit so well, it makes up for that voice. Yes, it does!

Becks was teased about his Armani undies ad, he remembered to call it “soccer”, told the story – again! – about how he and Victoria met, how he wanted to marry her the first time he saw her on the telly, and… oh who the f*ck cares what else. He looked hot. That’s all.

Click here and here for the clips.

Calgary – tomorrow night at BLVD Lounge! See below for details. And thanks to the incomparable Cathy Downey at Grit Communications for making it all happen - a world class communications/marketing and public relations consultant based in Calgary who has been a lifesaver. Thank you, love you, owe you.

Wednesday – am here, am blogging…remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Brittany Murphy is not off sick. Neither is Ellen Page.

PPS. Hilary Swank is not being held.

50 vs 50

April 2, 2008 12:10:00 Posted at April 2, 2008 12:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sharon Stone and Madonna were both born in 1958 – 50 years old this year. Who looks better? I’m fence-sitting this one out. Both are pretty fierce, although Sharon might be a little more postal. Here she is in Paris shopping with her dog today. She wears black jeans better than most. These bitches are redefining 50, non? She and Madonna and Demi Moore should make a documentary: plastic surgery success stories! Photos from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story

Alanis Morrissette 2008

April 2, 2008 11:53:00 Posted at April 2, 2008 11:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New promotional shots for her upcoming album. Looks like a fashion catalogue… You likey? Trip down memory lane – Alanis and Ryan, old times… source ONTD  Full Story

NKOTB 2008

April 2, 2008 10:59:00 Posted at April 2, 2008 10:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First photo of the reunited boy band! Step by Step… oh baby! Gonna get to you girrrrlllll… Are you excited??? PS. Joey looks AMAZING! And it’s totally ok to lust him now – if that’s your thing. Source Yahoo. Full Story

Sergeant Matt

April 2, 2008 10:05:42 Posted at April 2, 2008 10:05:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Matt Damon is shooting Green Zone right now in London – based on Rajiv Chandrasekaran’s Imperial Life in the Emerald City which is a fascinating read if you haven’t already. Matt and wife Luciana have been in England for several weeks now, seen often at Nobu, as he was the other night and graciously posed for and with paps. Full Story

His Best Moment in Years

April 2, 2008 09:34:00 Posted at April 2, 2008 09:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The new Ryan Phillippe is a humourless cheating cheese dick… but on occasion there is a glimpse of undouchiness. Jimmy Kimmel seems to bring that out in a lot of people. It’s a great attribute. Ryan was on Kimmel last night and had to address the issue of a sex tape – the one that he made with Kimmel’s security guard Veatrice. Full Story

Madge on Sex, Becks, and Face

April 2, 2008 07:59:30 Posted at April 2, 2008 07:59:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another cover – Madonna is hittin’ hard to promote Hard Candy and after all these years, she is still interesting in an interview. New issue of UK Elle, Madonna discusses her marriage, her children, and her face, and as you would expect, is always good for a sound bite. Love that’s rough and tumble: "I had to marry a challenge because otherwise I would just get bored. Full Story