SamRo vs Katy Perry?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2008 08:29:26 August 28, 2008 08:29:26

E! is reporting that Katy Perry is planning a Sapphic smooch on the VMAs on September 7th and her first choice, naturally, is Lindsay Lohan, since Lilo is currently walking the gay way. Full Story

Old Hag Supermodel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2008 07:50:10 August 28, 2008 07:50:10

Never heard of this magazine…have you? My guess is no, especially judging the budget cover. Actually…the budget everything. Over-photoshoppe is one thing but assy lighting is another. Assy lighting, assy makeup, and assy styling too. The plastic around her neck is so cheap it’s almost offensive. Full Story

Political Weave

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2008 07:27:04 August 28, 2008 07:27:04

She graced a luncheon yesterday in Denver, perhaps part of the game plan agreed upon when she met with Obama staffers on Capitol Hill in June. This is the weave style JLo selected for the DNC: teased at the crown, not too long, not too short, and homemaker friendly. La Lopez must be super supportive of Barack Obama if she was willing to take time out of her “gruelling” triathlon training schedule to show her Democratic colours, non? Especially when she doesn’t get much help at home with the twins? All new moms can totally relate. Full Story

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Please. Stop. Talking.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2008 07:05:18 August 28, 2008 07:05:18

Porny… please! A new week, a new example – Jessica Simpson needs a girlfriend. But I can’t be there every minute of every day, watching her every move, correcting every cocked up thing she says. At some point she has to learn independence. You have to let them fly on their own. Unfortunately she’s clearly not ready. Full Story

August 28, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2008 07:00:47 August 28, 2008 07:00:47

To Meaghan’s friend, sidelined since April but heading back to work next week… am thrilled to hear about your rapid recovery and wish you a smooth return ahead! Our lovely Higgy – congrats on the Gemini nod for best sound! From MVP to Life with Derek to everything in between, you always know how to rock our world! Love you loads! – the ladies. Full Story

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Damn. When did Chelsea Clinton get so hot? She had the best blowout and the tiniest waist last night at the DNC, did you watch?

Have replaced Olympics with politics but finding it seriously lacking on the quiver factor. Sigh. Miss the pool, miss the track.

Gemini Awards were announced yesterday – congratulations to my girl Lauren Collins for her Degrassi nomination. Strong acting, strong script, well done!

Wednesday – blogging all day, remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

Brenda & Kelly 2008

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 16:41:00 August 27, 2008 16:41:00

O. M. G. They look amazing! And they made it through an interview and photo shoot without killing each other. Can you stand it? The new cover of Entertainment Weekly featuring Kelly Taylor and Brenda Walsh willing to answer the tough questions – like their past, like the fights, like how they feel about Tori Spelling. Full Story

Kyle sees David’s peepee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 16:03:09 August 27, 2008 16:03:09

Seems like radio in Australia is SO MUCH BETTER than radio in Canada. Or the US. Or even the UK. Hilarious interview on local station Down Under chronicling an evening at Villa when Kyle had a chance encounter with none other than David Beckham in the loo. You know that debate about whether or not Becks stuffed his undies in the Armani ads? And remember Victoria defending him by saying he doesn’t need to enhance because he’s hung like a pipe already? Well… according to Kyle, David Beckham is indeed naturally blessed with size. Full Story

But is he funny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 15:29:00 August 27, 2008 15:29:00

Don’t talk. Just swim. Right? He might have been my summer crush but I’m the first to admit that he’s not the most engaging interview. Not unlike Tiger Woods, actually. Full Story

Tepid Burn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 14:09:00 August 27, 2008 14:09:00

Brad and George on the gala carpet in Venice today promoting Burn After Reading looking impossibly dashing together after staying up late last night, shooting the sh*t with friends, doing what boys do. First reviews are now online for the Coen brothers’ follow up to No Country for Old Men and they are not exactly glowing. Full Story