Sit DOWN Vanessa Hudgens

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 13:02:00 August 25, 2008 13:02:00

Six words that will send a celebrity straight to Hate List hell:Do you know who I am? No, bitch… who the f&ck are you??? This is Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron’s pretend girlfriend. She was in Vancouver last night to play a show at the PNE. Arrived in town yesterday – seen here in these exclusive photos by Punkd Images – and decided to drop in for some luxury shopping at Holt Renfrew before heading to the venue. Full Story

Shelfy’s Sh*tty Compromise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 12:38:42 August 25, 2008 12:38:42

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel produced and starred in a short film and screened it at the Palm Springs International Film Festival on Saturday. Pippy came along to support her but did not walk the carpet, opting instead to duck into the theatre while she posed with the movie’s director. As a result, Shelfy had to make do with this article at People.com Full Story

Jim kissing Ewan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 12:32:00 August 25, 2008 12:32:00

The first still from I Love You Philip Morris has been released. Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor leaning in for a hot smoldering kiss. You likey? The film is due out next year. And just because it’s Monday and we have a long week ahead, Ewan’s ad for Davidoff attached. Loins beware.  Full Story

Phelps Watch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 11:54:57 August 25, 2008 11:54:57

Michael Phelps was in London yesterday at the official Olympic handover as part of a promotional tour. He appeared on stage in front of a reported 40,000 strong to answer the same questions he’s been asked now for over a week. I hear that before heading to England, Phelps spent 3 days in Vilamoura, Portugal relaxing with friends. Full Story

Sell out Elf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 09:42:06 August 25, 2008 09:42:06

What is it with Donald Trump? Never mind. Money talks. To everyone. Even Naomi Watts comes when Trump calls. And the elfy Orly too. Credit to him, Orlando Bloom doesn’t show up for the opening of a can of tuna like some other carpet whores. Full Story

Blame the police

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 08:36:00 August 25, 2008 08:36:00

Everyone’s a victim, see? Especially if it’s a child star with two parent pimps. In her first interview since her father was arrested for allegedly beating down her mother, Hayden Panettiere told Extra last week Full Story

Taking care of home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 07:33:11 August 25, 2008 07:33:11

As Jakey G continues to shoot the Prince of Persia overseas, Reese Witherspoon is back at home, looking after the kids, and also his dog Atticus. Here she is walking Atticus this weekend, making sure he stays lean and fit until daddy gets back. Must have been a hot day in LA. Atticus looks parched! Cute, non? You know it’s forever when the dogs move in. Full Story

Who needs Debbie Phelps?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 06:49:10 August 25, 2008 06:49:10

For someone like Dina Lohan, befriending Ann Dexter-Jones yields many more benefits. After all, Ann has an established place on the New York social circle, far from the fake nails and mall hair Long Island pond that Dina calls her kingdom. Ann entertains the likes of Al Pacino and David Bowie at her legendary dinner parties. Full Story

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Cam > Jen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 06:36:00 August 25, 2008 06:36:00

Cameron Diaz slept with him. Only Jennifer Aniston would be dumb enough to fall for him. John Mayer, that is. Cam manslung her way through John last year while Jen hired Paul Sculfor to pretend to be her boyfriend and sell Smart Water. As you know, the two swapped beaus. Clearly Cam came out ahead. She and Paul are apparently still together, spotted in the Maldives Full Story

She always had great legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 06:31:00 August 25, 2008 06:31:00

Brenda Walsh, that is. The CW celebrated the return of 90210 the other night and no one else mattered. Because Shannen Doherty showed up on the carpet. And even though she burned her skin in the sun, even though the lines on her forehead and around her eyes are deeper than before, even though it’s loose around chin and neck, those Brenda Walsh legs live on. Full Story

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