Me Day for Halle

July 21, 2008 07:50:37 Posted at July 21, 2008 07:50:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Halle Berry is sick. Like…ridiculous. Like sooo ridiculously beautiful. Halle enjoyed a “me” day yesterday, shopping in Beverly Hills, going for ice cream with a friend, and proudly showing off pictures of baby Nahla. Am all over the floppy hat. And the bag. Interestingly enough, Halle has been frank in the past about her post-Oscar choices, explaining that her award put her in a position where she could entertain film offers that provided more financially than artistically. Full Story

The Essence of Nelson

July 21, 2008 07:25:15 Posted at July 21, 2008 07:25:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Marcus is my first dog. But I have a dog because of Nelson. I was Nelson’s nanny for the first few weeks after Julie brought him home. He’d come over and we’d hang out. He’d pee all over my floor. He’d sleep in his crate and snore like a volcano erupting. He’d fart like a champion bulldog… because that is what they do. Full Story

All Star Becks

July 21, 2008 07:05:05 Posted at July 21, 2008 07:05:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Beckham and the LA Galaxy played the New York Red Bulls this weekend – here’s the hotness warming up before the game, quivering me with his crazy cut arms. And the side view of Becks is second to none. I like the abs/ass combination. The slight bulge from each end… amazing. Heads up Toronto – he’ll be in town this week for the MLS All Star Game. Full Story

The Thinnification of the GMD

July 21, 2008 06:55:15 Posted at July 21, 2008 06:55:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There were photos published very recently of the GMD taking his shirt off, showing off some middle aged back fat. A meltdown, mental AND physical, clearly ensued. Because Tom Cruise turned up at a racing event in Laguna Seca on Sunday showing off a much more streamlined physique. Check out those skinny jeans! As far as jeans are concerned though, his wife’s are hurting. Full Story

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Robo with a real man

July 21, 2008 06:38:09 Posted at July 21, 2008 06:38:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Katie Holmes shooting scenes with Jonny Lee Miller the other day on the set of Eli Stone. And even though that hair is still ass, being left unsupervised in the presence of an attractive man and not a gay fraud has brought more life to her eyes than we’ve seen in 3 years. The way she’s coyly looking over at her co-star, the spring in her step, the smile playing at her lips – please, don’t start with the “acting” excuse. Full Story

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Chicken Fried for a good cause

July 21, 2008 06:21:38 Posted at July 21, 2008 06:21:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Slowly but surely, every week an improvement - There can be miracles, when you believe… Check out Britney this weekend at the Generation Rescue fundraiser alongside Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy in support of autism research. No, no, of course it’s not what once was. And she still looks kinda spaced out. Full Story

Will Granny hate Tranny?

July 21, 2008 06:16:27 Posted at July 21, 2008 06:16:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not quite…but the title sounded good. And as you know, when Tony Romo is around, Jessica Simpson’s Tranny buggers off with Ken Paves, replaced of course by her Porny although shockingly Jess looked neither tranny nor porny this weekend in Twin Lakes, Wisconsin where she performed in concert for the first time in 3 years at the Country Thunder USA festival. Full Story

The Reign of The Dark Knight

July 21, 2008 06:08:02 Posted at July 21, 2008 06:08:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Officially the best opening weekend ever totalling over $150 million with many, many unable to buy tickets the first weekend…which means much, much more to come. To celebrate The Dark Knight’s victory, the Freebie 5 tribute will remain intact for one more day. And for your Monday morning quivering pleasure – Christian Bale, his wife, and their daughter leaving LA the other day, presumably headed for England to join his cast mates for the London premiere. Full Story

July 21, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 21, 2008 05:44:36 Posted at July 21, 2008 05:44:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Lori B from Jenny T – Happy 30th Birthday! And a belly rub for Willy too! Wishing J Dub a Happy Birthday and first day of articling, try not to get sued! xx Brooks and P. Fiddy  Full Story

Friday, July 18, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Why so serious?

Will The Dark Knight set box office records this weekend? Are you going?

And another step in the right direction. Britney and KFed have settled their custody dispute – a welcome and amicable conclusion to what was once a bitter battle. Kevin retains sole legal and physical custody, Britney maintains her current visitation rights. She was recently permitted sleepovers with the boys and her time and access to them will be increased as she continues to improve.

Though hope is frail, it’s hard to kill.

Friday – some gloating and a new riddle. Keep refreshing!

Heading to LA for a girls’ weekend! Squeeee! Wishing you a great, sunny weekend too!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Josie Bissett is not the other woman.