Halle Berry is sick. Like…ridiculous. Like sooo ridiculously beautiful. Halle enjoyed a “me” day yesterday, shopping in Beverly Hills, going for ice cream with a friend, and proudly showing off pictures of baby Nahla. Am all over the floppy hat. And the bag. Interestingly enough, Halle has been frank in the past about her post-Oscar choices, explaining that her award put her in a position where she could entertain film offers that provided more financially than artistically. Full Story
As part of their smutty sponsorship, Herbal Essences is dedicating a special section to “personal essence”. To tell you the truth, I was afraid of coming across like that sh*t you read in self-helpy, self-love books and the whole Oprah philosophy. Full Story
Marcus is my first dog. But I have a dog because of Nelson. I was Nelson’s nanny for the first few weeks after Julie brought him home. He’d come over and we’d hang out. He’d pee all over my floor. He’d sleep in his crate and snore like a volcano erupting. He’d fart like a champion bulldog… because that is what they do. Full Story
David Beckham and the LA Galaxy played the New York Red Bulls this weekend – here’s the hotness warming up before the game, quivering me with his crazy cut arms. And the side view of Becks is second to none. I like the abs/ass combination. The slight bulge from each end… amazing. Heads up Toronto – he’ll be in town this week for the MLS All Star Game. Full Story
There were photos published very recently of the GMD taking his shirt off, showing off some middle aged back fat. A meltdown, mental AND physical, clearly ensued. Because Tom Cruise turned up at a racing event in Laguna Seca on Sunday showing off a much more streamlined physique. Check out those skinny jeans! As far as jeans are concerned though, his wife’s are hurting. Full Story
This is Katie Holmes shooting scenes with Jonny Lee Miller the other day on the set of Eli Stone. And even though that hair is still ass, being left unsupervised in the presence of an attractive man and not a gay fraud has brought more life to her eyes than we’ve seen in 3 years. The way she’s coyly looking over at her co-star, the spring in her step, the smile playing at her lips – please, don’t start with the “acting” excuse. Full Story
Slowly but surely, every week an improvement - There can be miracles, when you believe… Check out Britney this weekend at the Generation Rescue fundraiser alongside Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy in support of autism research. No, no, of course it’s not what once was. And she still looks kinda spaced out. Full Story
Not quite…but the title sounded good. And as you know, when Tony Romo is around, Jessica Simpson’s Tranny buggers off with Ken Paves, replaced of course by her Porny although shockingly Jess looked neither tranny nor porny this weekend in Twin Lakes, Wisconsin where she performed in concert for the first time in 3 years at the Country Thunder USA festival. Full Story
Officially the best opening weekend ever totalling over $150 million with many, many unable to buy tickets the first weekend…which means much, much more to come. To celebrate The Dark Knight’s victory, the Freebie 5 tribute will remain intact for one more day. And for your Monday morning quivering pleasure – Christian Bale, his wife, and their daughter leaving LA the other day, presumably headed for England to join his cast mates for the London premiere. Full Story
To Lori B from Jenny T – Happy 30th Birthday! And a belly rub for Willy too! Wishing J Dub a Happy Birthday and first day of articling, try not to get sued! xx Brooks and P. Fiddy Full Story
Why so serious?
Will The Dark Knight set box office records this weekend? Are you going?
And another step in the right direction. Britney and KFed have settled their custody dispute – a welcome and amicable conclusion to what was once a bitter battle. Kevin retains sole legal and physical custody, Britney maintains her current visitation rights. She was recently permitted sleepovers with the boys and her time and access to them will be increased as she continues to improve.
Though hope is frail, it’s hard to kill.
Friday – some gloating and a new riddle. Keep refreshing!
Heading to LA for a girls’ weekend! Squeeee! Wishing you a great, sunny weekend too!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Josie Bissett is not the other woman.