More than the hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 14:44:57 September 17, 2008 14:44:57

This is Jude Law last night leaving Claridges after the Tropic Thunder premiere. Like… shave your f7cking head already! My dad started losing his hair at 25. And he persisted with the combover. And when it was blowing outside the longer parts would flip in the wind and I remember thinking to myself one day when he picked me up from school that he could braid it, it was so long. Full Story

Little Sci’s little bag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 13:09:32 September 17, 2008 13:09:32

Previews for All My Sons begin tomorrow and show producers are insisting that despite internet reports ticket sales are robust. Probably because the Church has mobilised their crazy army. In advance of her big debut, Katie Holmes has remained focused in New York, shunning fashion week entirely to devote all her energies to rehearsals and to caring for Little Sci in the evenings. Full Story

Waiting for Grey’s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 12:39:53 September 17, 2008 12:39:53

Are you? Gave up on it when it jumped the shark but Duana was like – just watch after the writer’s strike and surprisingly the final 3 episodes of last season sorta brought it back. One week to go – Grey’s Anatomy is back on Thursday and Meredith and Derek are finally together. Full Story

Hello Posh dresses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 10:27:25 September 17, 2008 10:27:25

You know she designs “haute couture” now, right? A debut collection of 10 dresses shown in New York last week that Vogue incomprehensibly called “one of the hottest things going in New York.” Anna Wintour must be trying to sleep with David Beckham. Two of Victoria’s items are showcased in this week’s issue of Hello Canada  Full Story

Throw the douche a bone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 09:15:58 September 17, 2008 09:15:58

John Mayer learned his lesson the hard way: Jennifer Aniston is not Jessica Simpson. And as soon as he ceased being Jen’s boyfriend, his stock totally crashed. Word is he was choked that the paps weren’t following him around as much anymore. Apparently he became rather upset when he learned the value of his photos had dropped dramatically since their split. Full Story

Chicken Fried Mamma TV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 08:42:00 September 17, 2008 08:42:00

Lynne Spears appeared on The Today Show this morning to promote that book - the one in which she reveals “a mother’s heartbreak” watching Britney deal with the pleasures and the peril of fame. Of course, as you would expect, they softballed her the entire time. No tough questions, no challenges, just straight up pandering for almost 10 minutes. Full Story

Front Row Emma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 07:58:27 September 17, 2008 07:58:27

How they grow. I asked Emma Watson last year why she and Rupert and DanRad weren’t in rehab or involved in weekly car accidents. I asked her why they hadn’t been arrested yet. Both she and Daniel agreed that it was the British upbringing. That even though they were actors, it made a difference to grow up away from Hollywood. Full Story

Part of the club

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 07:45:52 September 17, 2008 07:45:52

Stella McCartney, Kate Hudson, and Gwyneth Paltrow out together last night to support Stella’s sister Mary at the National Magazine Company event during London fashion week – three girls with pedigree, three girls who know what it’s like, three girls who’ve never been on the wrong side of a closed door, three girls who even had babies around the same time… so of course they totally understand each other. Full Story

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Megan Fox carpet stealer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 06:57:00 September 17, 2008 06:57:00

Poor man’s Angelina has been shooting her mouth off lately about lesbian lovers, about sexual freedom, about touching her man’s balls in public… But really… Hasn’t it all been done before? Angie f*cked women, Angie f&cked everyone else, Angie and Billy Bob f&cked in a limo just minutes before arriving at an event. Full Story

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Hump Day RDJ

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 06:39:36 September 17, 2008 06:39:36

Feels like the longest week ever. Care for a little RDJ to sex it up? Here he is in London just before the premiere of Tropic Thunder. LOVE the longer hair. His wife Susan is with him on the trip – we saw her at TIFF on the RocknRolla carpet as she’s a producer with Joel Silver. Way prettier in person. Full Story