Bride, that is. Am still gagging over Mario Lopez’s coronation as the Hottest Bachelor… People Magazine must need money – and lots of it! – to pay for photos of those Holy Twins. Because it smells like they just got bought. Mario Lopez is feeding The Brange. Hilarious. Mario Lopez also has to step off for Katie Holmes. Full Story
Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley are currently promoting The Edge of Love – this is an interview recently during which they went head to head on trivia related to each other. It is SUPER cute. And it also feels authentic. It feels like they way you’d be with your bestie. All the giggling, the competition, the mutual support, the cheating…and especially Keira. Full Story
And Taupe too of course. Taupe is unremarkable. Here’s the family Affleck after eating at a diner yesterday. Ben needs to wear these jeans every day. They look amazing on him. Ben and Jen have been “candid” quite often lately. Almost as though there’s an announcement coming down the pipeline. Full Story
To post pictures of Tom Brady. Even at the UPS store. Even if he doesn’t look at that great. Because I hate his hair and his tall boy pants and that chain attached to his wallet. But it’s the mark of a truly hot man that he’s still hot despite the fact that nothing else is working. Full Story
No really…why? Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen – they should totally be together. Is there a more perfect couple? These assholes deserve each other! It’s a mystery why they split! As you know, they’ve been fighting forever about their kids, over money, terms of the divorce… now a voice message that Charlie left for Denise three years ago that was included in their court documents has somehow leaked to the tabloids. Full Story
Start your day with a dose of Becks in briefs… You saw the black and white version yesterday, now here’s the colour. And one more from the Armani campaign – a taste of what Victoria Beckham is grossly underappreciating. Seriously. This is a man who needs to bounce that body off of some curves, you know? A man who needs to be received with supple, soft breasts. Full Story
Congratulations to Mags on completing your first year of university! So admire that you traded it all in to pursue your passion. Wishing you all the best! To Em D who is getting married in August and couldn’t make it to the Smut Soiree – how’s the neck? Is it better? Sending you a get well hug. Full Story
For those of you squeeing over cute little Sam Alexis Woods, click here for more photos. Sam turns 1 today, already I envy her footwear.
As for Billy Bob Thornton publicly disrespecting Angelina Jolie’s relationship with Brad Pitt – Askmen.com reported earlier this week that BBT called Angelina’s love for Brad “high school phase”, predicting she’d get over it…and soon. His rep however is denying to Access Hollywood that Billy Bob said anything at all and now the original article where the quotes appeared is no longer on the AskMen.com site.
I believe BBT… you?
Wednesday – new posts throughout the day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. For those of you attending the Smut Soiree tonight, pray for no rain! And see below for more information.
PPS. Martin Sheen isn’t messing around with the other woman.
David Beckham’s new ad for Armani. That"s all. Thanks Catherine! Full Story
Sorry it’s taken so long. Haven’t had a couple of hours straight uninterrupted to sit down and pound it out. Found out about the interview last Wednesday but didn’t want to jinx. Kept expecting something to go wrong – they’d cancel last minute, I’d break my other arm, my producer would change her mind and decide on a different story focus. Full Story
Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley on the carpet today at the premiere of The Edge of Love looking like the best of friends. Am all over Keira’s white jumpsuit and jacket. Love. Sienna’s dress… hate the collar. Not sure about the frayed over the pants. She’s always cute in a hat. Full Story