Get Out of Mommy’s Shot

March 28, 2008 07:43:00 Posted at March 28, 2008 07:43:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Young people at a community centre in Harlem yesterday were exploited by Dina Lohan when she dropped in with cameras to shoot a segment featuring the child she’s currently pimping – Ali Lohan. A reminder: Ali Lohan is 14. As you can see, there is nothing 14 about this child. No idea what the scene involved but Dina dragged her mother out along with them, just to make sure everyone in the family is properly used. Full Story

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Madge is Everywhere

March 28, 2008 07:38:37 Posted at March 28, 2008 07:38:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s working hard for Hard Candy and she’s landed on the cover of the new issue of Vanity Fair – the Green Issue – looking tighter than ever. Amazingly enough… Britney has something to do with that. Turns out, Britney’s new album is what Madge listens to when she’s at the gym every day. Full Story

March 28, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 28, 2008 07:36:30 Posted at March 28, 2008 07:36:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Maeve – it will be a beautiful day tomorrow… you are getting married! Niagara-on-the-Lake is lucky to have you. Admire that you’ve incorporated Earth Hour into the reception… but you should have a Smut Hour too! Congratulations and all the best! FYI Karen: There will be so much champers on Saturday that the goitre will go completely unnoticed! Happy 29th – your champagne birthday! – with much love from Phi Gamma Booka and Phi Gamma Sorta. Full Story

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Ja’mie is coming to America! My Gay will lose his sh*t! Click here for more on Summer Heights High and look for Ja’mie and friends on HBO coming this summer.

And coming next week… gossip in Calgary! Details on gossip night in Cowtown – scroll down, see below and don’t forget to RSVP.

It’s Thursday – new articles all day long, check back often, note the twobie.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Dax Shepard is not holding Kristen Bell. It isn’t Eva Mendes either. Or Rachel Bilson. Or Kate Hudson. And Sienna Miller is not the subject of this one.

Little Sci Almost 2!

March 27, 2008 13:51:00 Posted at March 27, 2008 13:51:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The world has been clamouring for more Little Sci, especially since it seems the GMD and Robobride have kept her tucked away for quite some time now, supposedly because they want to jack up the value of her 2nd birthday photos. Attached – scans from a German magazine (thanks to German readers for the tip) of the most recent photo of Little Sci taken at an LA park. Full Story

Kylie & Olivier to Marry?

March 27, 2008 13:33:00 Posted at March 27, 2008 13:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The AP is reporting that a Czech website is reporting that Kylie Minogue is marrying Olivier Martinez with whom she’s had an off/on relationship for years. This is the man not many people trust – Mira Sorvino’s mother (Mira and Olivier had a volatile relationship) once said of Kylie and Olivier: "If it"s commitment she"s after, she dating the wrong man. Full Story

Makeover of the Decade

March 27, 2008 12:41:03 Posted at March 27, 2008 12:41:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously. There is actually a publicist/PR coach who is cleverer than Jessica Biel’s. And Jessica Biel’s publicist is a fecking genius. After all, that girl has gone from average looking borderline herm tv girl with a shelf ass to a wannabe movie actress dating a Pipsqueak. It’s like the showbiz equivalent of a hole-in-one, you know? The most challenging achievement in the world. Full Story

Johnny Watching Vanessa Watching Johnny

March 27, 2008 12:07:01 Posted at March 27, 2008 12:07:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Depp Porn! Johnny Depp supposedly directed Vanessa in her new video L’incendie casting himself (it’s obvious, init?) as the object of her romance. As such… it’s like watching her dancing for him. And singing for him. And seducing him with her eyes. Even though there are people milling about all the time during a shoot, suspend cynicism for a moment and imagine it’s just Johnny behind the camera watching Vanessa watching him. Full Story

Chicken Fried DuBois

March 27, 2008 11:21:58 Posted at March 27, 2008 11:21:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michael K at DListed called it A Cheeto Named Desire. Best.Title.Ever. He’s reporting that Britney has been asked to play Blanche DuBois in the London stage production of A Streetcar Named Desire. Full Story

Kate Beating Mary Kate

March 27, 2008 11:06:00 Posted at March 27, 2008 11:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know you’re totally owning the thin-off when you’re beating even Mary Kate Olsen. MK showed up at the 21 screening last night and, would you believe it, she was NOT the skinniest girl in the room. As you know already, that distinction belonged to Kate Bosworth. MK on the other hand, by her standards, actually looked positively plumb! Quit freaking out. Full Story

More John, Less Renee!

March 27, 2008 09:08:00 Posted at March 27, 2008 09:08:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for Kiki! As mentioned in the previous post – Leatherheads promotion has been largely focused on George and Renee. But there is a third star in this film and his name is John Krasinski. And I guarantee the female ticket buyer is more likely to head to theatres for John over Renee. Seriously, who says to themselves: I really want to go see that Renee Zellweger movie. Full Story