Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 10:43:20 January 6, 2009 10:43:20

The MiniVan Majority can even control a Madonna concert (Dlisted)

Jim & Jenny: will it last? Why don’t I think so? (Hollywood Tuna)

LipGloss tries to be badass! (Just Jared)

ZZ’s crazy body (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

John Krasinski & Emily Blunt: first NYE (Pop Sugar)

What Ebola will name its daughter (INO)

John Mayer douches himself…again (Cele|bitchy)

Samantha Jones wants Gordon Brown (Holy Moly)

Is Chace Crawford eyef-cking Leighton’s man? (The Blemish)

GOOP is fat!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 09:15:27 January 6, 2009 09:15:27

Are you crusty today? Post holiday blues? If so, my Gwyneth is about to piss you off. Be warned. Or maybe that’s a good thing. You know you love to hate her. So she’s released her first GOOPy newsletter of the year – this time about detoxing. And she opens by telling you that she, Gwyneth Paltrow, with her own personal gym and dance studio, with her own personal trainer, with 2 hours a day dedicated to working out got fat over Christmas and needs to work on purging the Christmas weight. Full Story

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Cheryl doesn’t know Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 08:02:02 January 6, 2009 08:02:02

As posted yesterday, much to the delight of British gossip mongers, Posh’s one time protégé Cheryl Cole is featured in the new issue of UK Vogue. Cheryl, bless her, is a mouthy bitch and she does not hesitate to throw down in an interview with the competition including Victoria Beckham. Full Story

Self spinning drama

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 07:42:52 January 6, 2009 07:42:52

And she has to do it for herself. Because it’s not like she has a job or anything. So her publicist has nothing to promote. As such, on top of all her other daily activities – shopping, melting down, smoking, getting cranked – she’s now charged with the task of spinning her own drama, making sure she still has some of your attention. Full Story

Golden Vagina Virgins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 07:11:22 January 6, 2009 07:11:22

Skew younger, skew younger. This is the message. So did Robert Pattinson decline? They wanted him as a presenter, instead the Hollywood Foreign Press Association confirmed this morning that the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers would make an appearance on Sunday to pad their ratings – you know the zygotes will tune in. Full Story

Milk Bromance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 07:05:41 January 6, 2009 07:05:41

Josh Brolin was ignored by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association for a Golden Globe nomination but he did receive the Best Supporting Actor honour from the NY Film Critics Circle and was recognised by the Screen Actors Guild which certainly holds him in good stead when the Academy announces its nominees on January 22nd. Full Story

Bride Ass Overdresed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2009 07:00:00 January 6, 2009 07:00:00

Kate Hudson was everywhere yesterday in New York, hitting up the talk show circuit and also the red carpet for Bride Wars. First at Letterman in a green sparkly thing and who cares about the dress when there’s an ass to be had? Manslinger has an ass. Damn that is an ass. That’s an ass approaching JLo ass. Full Story

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Monday, January 5, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back! Happy New Year!

The blog was not on break for most of the holiday – scroll down, click on VIEW MORE ARTICLES to get caught up on NYE smut, on celebrity vacation hotspots, and riddle guesses. My pet peeve is repeat riddle guesses.

Travolta situation is soooo tragic. And totally off limits even though, for some reason, his representatives have TMZ on speed dial and blackberry messenger and seem to be on a publicity mission…??? The whole thing, it smells. Still, despite the tingling and what’s happening behind Xenu’s cloak, it’s also the saddest smut ever.

Let’s turn then to the Globes. Less than a week to go and on Friday Cameron Diaz, Chris Rock, Aaron Eckhart, and Blake Lively were all added to the list of presenters. Cam will be joining her BFF Drew – last time they were at a Globes party together, Drew had to pull Cam away from a scrap with Justin Timberlake over Jessica Biel. The Globes are always good for drama. And some Pitt Porn too? The Brange hasn’t been seen in weeks. No doubt they’ll bring it on Sunday.

For now it’s Monday. Am blogging all day until the Juniors play. New year tradition in Canada: Junior Hockey. GO JUNIORS!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. That sexy beast Gary Oldman married his girlfriend Alexandra Edenborough last week. Gary’s new film The Unborn hits theatres this Friday.

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Are you engaged?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 16:43:53 January 5, 2009 16:43:53

Tom Brady went out for groceries today in Pacific Palisades. It was reported over the holidays that he’d proposed to Gisele though the engagement has been quickly denied by his family. Both are so private, and not in a contrived way, they’d probably refuse to confirm it even if they were married already. Full Story

Wear that leather jacket…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 15:13:03 January 5, 2009 15:13:03

Wear it, Hugh. Wear the sh-t out of that leather jacket, oh yeah. While the sight of Taylor Kitsch in his boxers certainly gets me swoony, my lady business has always reacted more quickly to a man well clothed, his gait in his a great pair of pants, his hands in the pockets of a perfectly cut tuxedo. Full Story

Bitch is the new Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 13:23:27 January 5, 2009 13:23:27

For Taupe Jennifer Garner, as you know, as was documented on blog after blog, magazine after magazine, life after Alias was all about Violet. Proven time and again, most recently with the GMD and Valkyrie, the MiniVan Majority can make or break a career. Taupe understood this. And Violet is such a photogenic child. Full Story

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