Katherine Heigl, our favourite sanctimonious bitch who can’t shut the f&ck up, has announced with great fanfare that she has taken her name out of the running for Emmy consideration. This is her statement: “I am truly grateful for the honor that the Academy bestowed upon me last year. Full Story
Kate Hudson heading to The View today in a gorgeous off white dress looking blonde and bubbly. Kate’s been pimping her own line of organic shampoo around town – ad is attached. Stella McCartney, one of Kate’s besties, also has her own line of animal friendly skincare though my friend and producer Laura tried it out and said it turned her face all wonky. Full Story
I kissed a girl and I liked it… the kiss of her cherry chapstick. True. Madonna loved Ur So Gay. Me too! Am talking to Katy Perry in an hour. She’s promoting her debut album One of the Boys. Have a question? Send now! See below if you haven’t met her. Full Story
Granny Freeze has not let her prosthetic pregnancy get in the way of working out. This is Nicole Kidman with Keith Urban in Nashville yesterday at the gym. She’s like 8 months and I’m still fatter! As fraud as she is though, can’t really fault her for this. She’s staying healthy, she’s staying in shape. Full Story
Angelina Jolie said in the current issue of Vanity Fair that she and her father Jon Voight are speaking again but not rushing into a full blown reconciliation: “We are going to try to get to know each other and maybe try not to be this daddy and daughter, but be there for each other as friends in the coming years. Full Story
Guy Ritchie hit up the Whiskey Mist Bar in Mayfair last night looking buoyed and surprisingly upbeat for someone at the centre of a divorce rumour. Then again, if it’s true that Madge married him without a pre-nup, of course he’d be chuffed as they say. Madonna’s reps have issued a denial but most people do believe that something is amiss between the Ritchies. Full Story
True friendship moves mountains, even if it’s only 2 days old and imaginary. The point is…it’s TRUE. My pledge on Monday to be Jessica Simpson’s true friend comes from a good place. It is a small place in the Siberia of my soul but it is a good place nonetheless. Besides, this is not a girl who can pick and choose. Full Story
Happy Birthday Anna and congratulations on your very own Second Coming! PS. I love the name Diego. To Dave “I wish I was Janet’s backup dancer” B – all you wanted for your 25th birthday was a shoutout…hopefully a belated one will suffice? Elspeth is sorry. Will you kick her ass in a dance-off? This is the best way to solve disputes. Full Story
Time for the 3rd Annual Smut Soiree in Toronto! In partnership with the incomparable girls from The Society this year’s event (on June 18th) will be bigger and bolder! Details to follow below, hope you can join us. Roger H… are you coming???
Zeyn from Turkey pointed out yesterday that Gavin Rossdale spent the weekend in Paris supporting his good friend Roger Federer at the French Open, clearly not worried about missing the birth of his 2nd child (with Gwen Stefani). If Gwen’s belly is a harbinger of Angelina’s, perhaps the Wonder Twin activation isn’t so imminent after all?
But…Madonna’s divorce appears to be!
Tuesday – am posting all day. Remember to refresh!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Salma Hayek is not a postpartum flirter though there are certain similarities.
PPS. This is who you think it is. We can talk about it some more at the Smut Soiree.