Johnny Watching Vanessa Watching Johnny

March 27, 2008 12:07:01 Posted at March 27, 2008 12:07:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Depp Porn! Johnny Depp supposedly directed Vanessa in her new video L’incendie casting himself (it’s obvious, init?) as the object of her romance. As such… it’s like watching her dancing for him. And singing for him. And seducing him with her eyes. Even though there are people milling about all the time during a shoot, suspend cynicism for a moment and imagine it’s just Johnny behind the camera watching Vanessa watching him. Full Story

Chicken Fried DuBois

March 27, 2008 11:21:58 Posted at March 27, 2008 11:21:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michael K at DListed called it A Cheeto Named Desire. Best.Title.Ever. He’s reporting that Britney has been asked to play Blanche DuBois in the London stage production of A Streetcar Named Desire. Full Story

Kate Beating Mary Kate

March 27, 2008 11:06:00 Posted at March 27, 2008 11:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know you’re totally owning the thin-off when you’re beating even Mary Kate Olsen. MK showed up at the 21 screening last night and, would you believe it, she was NOT the skinniest girl in the room. As you know already, that distinction belonged to Kate Bosworth. MK on the other hand, by her standards, actually looked positively plumb! Quit freaking out. Full Story

More John, Less Renee!

March 27, 2008 09:08:00 Posted at March 27, 2008 09:08:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is for Kiki! As mentioned in the previous post – Leatherheads promotion has been largely focused on George and Renee. But there is a third star in this film and his name is John Krasinski. And I guarantee the female ticket buyer is more likely to head to theatres for John over Renee. Seriously, who says to themselves: I really want to go see that Renee Zellweger movie. Full Story

George and Renee by Train

March 27, 2008 09:00:35 Posted at March 27, 2008 09:00:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They are “travelling” by train to promote Leatherheads – advance word is that it’s very, very good, but that’s no surprise, is it? Oceans 12 notwithstanding, George Clooney usually avoids sh*t. And in that case, he was hanging out with his boys for 3 months. You’d probably be inclined to play in sh*t too if you were playing with Brad Pitt and Matt Damon and Bernie Mac and Casey Affleck et al. Full Story

Her Face, His Nose

March 27, 2008 08:04:49 Posted at March 27, 2008 08:04:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Fergie and Josh leaving Katsu-ya last night after dinner – love the all white on her body, kinda scared about the all greasy wax all over her face. Still… Ferg’s looked worse. And it’s good to see she’s left her Donatella days behind. But it was almost an obligation, non? Because Josh Duhamel is gorgeous. Full Story

Driving School Footwear

March 27, 2008 08:00:00 Posted at March 27, 2008 08:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Richie, still atoning for her DUI, seen here at driving school the other day in skinnies and a pair of peeptoe Louboutins. That’s all. source TFS  Full Story

Century Becks

March 27, 2008 07:59:00 Posted at March 27, 2008 07:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Beckham earned his 100th cap for England yesterday in a friendly against France just outside Paris. The entire family came out to cheer and support including, of course, Victoria and the boys all seated in a private box. His Hotness wore special gold boots to commemorate the occasion and flexed and bulged his muscles with great effort to please us. Full Story

Gossip Night in Calgary

March 27, 2008 07:50:00 Posted at March 27, 2008 07:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Alright Calgary… always hearing about how much you Cowtown folks love to party – am looking to the show you’re about to put on for the Junos! Want to kick it all off with a casual night of gossip next Thursday April 3rd? Where: BLVD Lounge Full Story

March 27, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 27, 2008 07:43:43 Posted at March 27, 2008 07:43:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday to Samm – your friends and family think the world of you! Get well soon! To Heather who welcomed Parker the other day at 8 lbs 15 oz…Congratulations! For Frank – 30 isn’t old…but beware of Gay Math. Your cut-off is now 22.  Full Story