Rossum or Romantic?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2009 08:59:43 February 10, 2009 08:59:43

It’s Jennifer Aniston’s birthday tomorrow and for the last two weeks we’ve been forced to celebrate along with her. America’s Sweetheart has suddenly become the MiniVan Majority’s poster-woman for 40, screaming at full volume: that 40 is better than 20! 40 can be fit and fresh, glowing and gorgeous…that is, if you live by the beach, and you get months and months off work several times a year, you have a Pilates studio in your house, your delicious low calorie meals are delivered three times a day, your stylist is on call for a blowout even if you’re just going to visit a friend, you’ve never had children, and you don’t spend half your day running after said children. Full Story

One dress, two looks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2009 08:04:39 February 10, 2009 08:04:39

Judging by your emails, M.I.A. was a strong favourite at the Grammys. Did you know she started having contractions two hours before her set? No word yet on whether or not the baby has arrived… Not sure how she did it and she managed to look so great at the same time. Would you wear this dress? Probably not. Full Story

Emma and the boys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2009 07:52:59 February 10, 2009 07:52:59

She was surrounded by them at the BAFTA Soho House Grey Goose afterparty the other night! Best, she wasn’t photographed within five minutes settling for the first dude to bring her a tequila shot. This is the Lohan way. But not the Emma Watson way. Instead, Emma took her time assessing her options. Full Story

Battle of the Faces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2009 07:43:00 February 10, 2009 07:43:00

Michelle Pfeiffer is 9 years older than Nicole Kidman. Almost a decade! Can you tell? Stitch for stitch, shot for shot, Michelle’s work – if there is work – is far superior. Michelle Pfeiffer, wow, is ageless. And it’s not even scary! Stunning, right? This is Michelle with Rupert Friend (better known as Keira Knightley’s boyfriend but poised to break out this year in a few high profile projects) at the Berlin Film Festival today promoting Cheri that tells the story of a French courtesan and her much younger lover. Full Story

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Would you?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2009 07:32:44 February 10, 2009 07:32:44

SJP looked all business yesterday out and about in New York. She’s also working out a new boot. Camel toe boot? More comfortable? Not sure. Never tried. But to me it looks ugly. F-cking ugly. Like a hoof. Why would I want my foot to look like a hoof? Don’t understand. Then again, I said the same thing about skinny jeans and now I can’t live without. Full Story

February 10, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2009 07:22:03 February 10, 2009 07:22:03

Happy 35th Birthday Louise! Your bestie Sandra wishes she could be there but, um, she’s lying on the beach! What!?!? Actually, that’s probably good news. Means she’ll be making up for it extra when she gets home. Don’t be shy, Louise…expect nothing less than a first class evening! Much love to Cat in London and yes – Lauren Conrad and Hayden Panettiere do look like they’re turning into the same person. Full Story

Monday, February 9, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Major weekend in celebrity news. The BAFTAs and the Grammys, intriguing celebrity sightings, Porny in her daisy dukes, Robert Pattinson finally giving the girlies and many grown women – you know who you are and don’t make me expose you! – something to squeal about… but all of it overshadowed by Rihanna and Chris Brown.

Sigh.

We will get to RiRi and Chris. But first…

PLEASE NOTE:

It will be an exceedingly long column today with two high profile red carpets. This means that all posts will not fit on the main page. You must scroll down, click VIEW MORE articles and keep going to get caught up on all articles. BAFTAs at the bottom as they happened earlier, then Grammys, then the rest of the smut, sad and otherwise.

Update: You can also click here to jump to all BAFTA articles, here to get all Grammy posts, and here to go to the Herbal Essences awards hair feature.

After this it’s a light weekend next and then the Oscars in 14 days. Are you ready with your picks? Because the Annual Contest is coming and this year’s prizes are killer!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Chick flick domination at the box office this weekend. Because women only care about shopping, boys, and Jennifer Aniston’s hair, summed up quite nicely in this article.

You can thank the Pip!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 16:20:15 February 9, 2009 16:20:15

Almost 20 million viewers tuned into the Grammy Awards last night which represented an increase of 11% compared to last year… CBS today is celebrating a huge success. Who to thank? How long will we have to wait for Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake to take the credit? You know how he is… He took credit the last time the Grammys killed the ratings. Full Story

Go get him!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 14:52:00 February 9, 2009 14:52:00

It’s like she heard me… This is Sienna Miller tonight in London at the Elle Style Awards. Perhaps she’ll end up at the Groucho Club tonight. Perhaps Robert Pattinson will be there too. Good old Sienna looks like she’s half way there already. LOVE what she’s wearing. It’s old school SiSi. Full Story

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Let’s call it what it is…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 13:46:26 February 9, 2009 13:46:26

A booty call. People is reporting that Kate Hudson has manslung her way back to Owen Wilson – for the third time! More like she was horny and Owen happened to be around. Or maybe he’s cleaned up again? Six months ago he wasn’t exactly… lucid. Full Story

London girls > LA girls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 13:39:47 February 9, 2009 13:39:47

It’s been over a month – Robert Pattinson has stayed away from the contrivances of Los Angeles, preferring to spend his off time at home in London. As we advised. Well done. It’s not that he should live like a monk – absolutely not! He’s 22. He should do what 22 year olds do: ,ess around, make mistakes, run away from Twilight superlosers, stop posing with his mouth open, get back to an infinitely cooler vibe. Full Story

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