Worst of 2008: Beefcake Bachelor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 09:55:00 December 29, 2008 09:55:00

In June People Magazine named Mario Lopez its Hottest Bachelor. So much to choose from and … Mario Lopez? Him? Ew! Of course he milked every last drop out of that sh-t, even posing with his own centrefold for the paps. He also recreated Brad Pitt’s infamous scene from Thelma & Louise. Full Story

Flavour of a French man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 09:02:05 December 29, 2008 09:02:05

Oh yeah. Ah oui! Guillaume Canet making it easy to fall in love with him on the cover of French GQ. They’re projecting he can conquer America too, like his girlfriend Marion Cotillard, the most perfect couple ever. Guillaume just wrapped Last Night, shot in New York, with Keira Knightley and Eva Mendes and his next release in France is called Espion(s) scheduled for January. Full Story

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Bras are icky

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 08:25:31 December 29, 2008 08:25:31

Those vagina virgins the Jonas Brothers played a show the other night and some child in the audience decided to throw her bra onstage at Joe, the waxy pretty gay one. His reaction was similar to what my main ‘mo Darren does every time I try to talk to him about my lady parts. Horror and disgust. Full Story

Double date with RDJ

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 07:36:32 December 29, 2008 07:36:32

Love double date hikes! It’s the best multi-task: spending time with friends, exercising yourself, exercising the dog. If it ever stops pissing rain in Vancouver, we might be able to get out this afternoon, just like Reese and Jakey yesterday with his German shepherd Atticus and Robert Downey Jr and his wife Susan who somehow all hooked up for a weekend stroll. Full Story

Worst of 2008: Robo Butch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 07:19:00 December 29, 2008 07:19:00

For a couple of weeks in August, we were obsessed with Katie Holmes’s jeans. Every blog, every style page, if it wasn’t Michael Phelps, it was Robo Bride going all butch on Broadway with her pixie cut wearing her husband’s denims. An exaggeration? You don’t remember? Time Magazine Full Story

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After boyfriend jeans…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 07:06:31 December 29, 2008 07:06:31

Comes cut off shorts over stirrup leggings. Will it catch on? Check out Katie Holmes leaving her apartment yesterday headed to work on Broadway. As you can see, she’s trying out a new trend, not unlike the whole boyfriend jeans thing from earlier this year which, for many of you, became a hot thing. Full Story

Drew & Jason?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 06:56:35 December 29, 2008 06:56:35

Enough with the love-typing! Drew Barrymore was out with Jason Segel the other night and of course now word is they’re supposed to be dating. He certainly fits the profile. Totally her type. TMZ has video of the two singing Rainbow Connection at karaoke here Full Story

The back of Hot Harry’s neck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 06:49:00 December 29, 2008 06:49:00

Looks delicious. Here’s Hot Harry not on his horse enjoying some down time (can you call it down time for a prince?) with Chelsy Davy on Mauritius Island. Something about the way he’s lounging in the sun, in a t-shirt, and his neck, probably smelling like fresh laundry and salt water… like if you were waiting on his table, wouldn’t you lean in for a nip? Anyway, Harry attended Christmas mass with his family before jetting off on holz. Full Story

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Bond at the beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 06:42:12 December 29, 2008 06:42:12

Yum. Daniel Craig is spending the holidays in St Barts with Satsuki Mitchell and her killer body and also a large group of their friends. Wonder if the trip’s on him? If I had his Bond money, I’d totally whisk all my girls and away on vacation. But maybe not their children. Daniel is a better person than me. Full Story

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A Lohan Holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 06:30:36 December 29, 2008 06:30:36

Is all about class. Just before Christmas, Lindsay Lohan posted a message on her MySpace, because this is where we should all reveal our family secrets, telling her fans that her dad admitted recently that he’d fathered another child while cheating on her mother. Full Story

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December 29, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 06:06:17 December 29, 2008 06:06:17

To Cathy - Happy Christmas 50! Hope your celebration was worthy of a half century! As for your crush on Keith Urban… I’ve no doubt he’d would find your bed much warmer than the one he doesn’t share with the Freeze. And Congratulations and a big “WOO” to Gilly in Toronto on your Christmas Eve engagement. Full Story