The Brange in Berlin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2008 07:02:16 September 24, 2008 07:02:16

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have made their way to Berlin and will be staying there for 3 months with their children as Brad begins work on Inglorious Bastards with Quentin Tarantino. The family apparently arrived yesterday and are residing at Palais Parkschloss – a 12,000 square metre lakeside mansion just outside the city, fully loaded. Full Story

View All 14 Photos

September 24, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2008 06:42:00 September 24, 2008 06:42:00

Happy Birthday JB in Calgary from Ruben who is choked you’re not together today! Ruben To my dearest sister Sneza in far Nanjing - one month done, 9 to go! See you soon in T.O...Svetlana To Margie from Maree: Sorry I missed your surprise 40th birthday party this weekend! Hope you had fun, and girl, that number means nothing. Full Story

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Drew Barrymore and Kiki Dunst almost came to hair pulling the other day over the Mac dude. Now I’m all over a good old fashioned cat fight but you gotta make it worthwhile…

Scrapping over Justin Long is a waste of girlsh*t.

Scrapping over James Franco on the other hand… now that makes more sense. Unfortunately Drew isn’t interested in James Franco. He’s too goodlooking. And Kiki tried, but was turned down a long time ago.

There were 35 articles posted yesterday… please scroll down, click VIEW MORE ARTICLES to make sure you’re all caught up!

Tuesday – am blogging all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. These Rules don’t belong to Mike Myers, not that he doesn’t have his very own douchey requirements.

Pipsqueak mows the lawn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2008 14:36:56 September 23, 2008 14:36:56

Sort of. The Golf Channel will be airing the Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open on the PGA TOUR and to promote the tournament, Pippy has filmed an ad demonstrating his passion for the game and his commitment to making his first event a huge success. Of course he also insists, through the press releases bombarding us now, that he’s a single digit handicap golfer. Full Story

Rossum and the Dolphin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2008 14:23:38 September 23, 2008 14:23:38

Now she’s f&cking mermaid. Emmy Rossum continues with the sugar raping in the latest post on her blog http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=185709354&blogID=434967815, telling her five fans that she kissed a dolphin and she liked it. If you've all been checking out my youtube videos at my youtube channel at youtube. Full Story

Ten Sunday Roses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2008 13:50:47 September 23, 2008 13:50:47

Naomi Watts today out and about in Brentwood, heavily pregnant. Like ten times Granny Freeze’s version of pregnant. And very, very cute. Wearing stripes and short shorts and 7 months along… Not fair. Photos from Splashnewsonline.com  Full Story

An Ingrate killed Doug Ross

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2008 12:50:00 September 23, 2008 12:50:00

Who would George Clooney be without Doug Ross? ER MADE George Clooney. And ER is concluding this year after 15 seasons, bringing back almost every familiar face to commemorate the occasion…save one. George Clooney has officially confirmed that he has no interest in reprising the role that launched his superstardom. Full Story

Jim & Pam: Romance in the rain?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2008 12:24:31 September 23, 2008 12:24:31

Or will it be tragic? Ausiello managed to confirm with Mindy Kaling at an Emmy party over the weekend that something “momentous” will happen between Jim and Pam in the rain… Hot sexy kiss? Or a sad split? Mindy also reveals that there will be “ups and downs” and actually sounds like she’s a bit tired of the two of them… Given that Mindy is a writer on The Office, that might not be a good sign. Full Story

Where were you?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2008 11:14:25 September 23, 2008 11:14:25

Reese Witherspoon arriving at LAX the other day seems to be in good spirits… Wonder where she was coming from? Jake Gyllenhaal was on location a few weeks ago and she travelled to Morocco to spend some time with him there... perhaps she’s returning again from another visit? Reese stars with Vince Vaughn in Four Christmases due out at the end of November. Full Story