Alba ALMA Latina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 09:28:26 August 18, 2008 09:28:26

What Jessica Alba has said in the past: Alba is my last name and I'm proud of that. But that's it. My grandparents were born in California, the same as my parents, and though I may be proud of my last name, I'm American. Full Story

No Rest for the 50

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 09:01:28 August 18, 2008 09:01:28

Madonna celebrated 50 in London this weekend at an all night party organized by Guy Ritchie – supposedly – where he publicly declared his adoration for his wife and apparently presented her with a love letter reaffirming his commitment to their marriage and more adoptions. Full Story

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GMD Family Friendly Dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 08:40:00 August 18, 2008 08:40:00

Remember, I’m the childless shrew. The bitch whose womb has been frozen by Nicole Kidman’s plastic surgeon. In other words, I concede, I’m not the authority on family dinners and meals with the kids. But please… before you yummy mummies get all sanctimonious on my Chinese ass, think about dinner at Nobu. Full Story

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Best.Suit.Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 08:05:09 August 18, 2008 08:05:09

Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi were married on Saturday. Intimate ceremony, 19 guests, no big names, and despite buzz last week about a major performer… Pippy Timberlake was not invited. Both wore Zac Posen – Portia in some kind of lame ass tutu and Ellen in a suit. An amazing suit, the most amazing trousers. Full Story

JLo Triathlete vs 8 Gold Medals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 07:56:00 August 18, 2008 07:56:00

Jennifer Lopez is training for a triathlon. Hoping to inspire others, she appeared this morning on Good Morning America with her trainer to discuss how she’s preparing for the event. Over at NBC, The Today Show’s Matt Lauer sat down for an exclusive interview with the man of the moment, my boyfriend, Michael Phelps. Full Story

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Like Talking to Oprah

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 07:29:40 August 18, 2008 07:29:40

That’s what a paparazzi experience is for John Mayer. He cannot help himself. He cannot help talking about himself. He cannot help the addiction he has to hearing his own voice. So John and Jennifer Aniston are no more. It’s important for you to know however – extremely important for you to know – that Jennifer is “looking incredible” following their split. Full Story

August 18, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 06:59:43 August 18, 2008 06:59:43

To Kristine – how was your Kathy Griffin party? For Alida – this week will be better. It’s starting off with some very, very auspicious numbers. August 18, 2008. Your girls love you and wish you a speedy recovery. Nadia, Jane, and Joan.  Full Story

Friday, August 15, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Warner Bros confirmed yesterday that the Half Blood Prince, originally scheduled for release in November, will now be delayed until Summer 2009. Buoyed by the overwhelming success of The Dark Knight, Warner Bros can now perhaps afford to wait, guaranteeing itself a major smash next year and, more importantly, directly challenging the other studios in the process – notably Paramount Dreamworks and the Transformers Sequel which looks like it finally has some competition for the overall box office.

Harry vs Optimus Prime...love, love, love.

So Michael Phelps didn’t need me after all. But will he tonight? My baby looks tired.

Finally...Friday!

Have a great weekend.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Rossum for the Weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2008 11:07:55 August 15, 2008 11:07:55

I’m golfing today. If I miss a 3 ft putt, this will be the reason: Emmy Rossum has announced via her blog that she is working on a new album, intending to rape us with more sugar. Full Story