This is Single

March 31, 2008 13:39:00 Posted at March 31, 2008 13:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is single Cameron Diaz on the cover of May GQ. This is ridiculous. Cam’s body is ridiculous. Cameron tells the magazine that she’s been "boy crazy" for a year. That she is choosing not to be in a relationship because that’s where she is right now, preferring to enjoy instead a brief hook up now and again with the likes of John Mayer, Bradley Cooper, and – ugh – Criss Angel. Full Story

Salma Restrained

March 31, 2008 13:21:00 Posted at March 31, 2008 13:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She was at the Balenciaga store opening in LA the other day with her man – as you can see, her mommy breasts are super strained against that black blouse. Damn. Her back must be killing her. And is it just me or is her man suddenly sexy? See how Salma Hayek can make a man hot? OK. Maybe not hot. Full Story

Sick Week

March 31, 2008 10:46:00 Posted at March 31, 2008 10:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Which emerging starlet working on a high profile project supposedly did something to her face, particularly her lips, that didn’t go over so well with her directors and producers? This, combined with her sh*tty attitude, has led to a temporary dismissal. She’s been told to get off the set for a week and straighten herself out…and to hopefully come back with her features restored. Full Story

Gay Fantasy at the Laker Game

March 31, 2008 09:23:31 Posted at March 31, 2008 09:23:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hold on to your homos… check out David Beckham and a friend at the Laker game yesterday, good enough to get the fantasies going. It’s that gray cardigan, I think. Like an invitation with sequins on it. David is LA training with the Galaxy while the Posh celebrated her mother’s birthday in London – more on that later. Full Story

Madge Can Control Everything

March 31, 2008 08:32:00 Posted at March 31, 2008 08:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Madonna interview with Vanity Fair… First – her images. She looks amazing. Look at that ass. Don’t tell me that ass is photoshopped. You KNOW her ass is tight. Yes… that tight. And then there’s the interview. Madonna the artist, Madonna the visionary, Madonna the preacher, blah blah blah. Full Story

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Whitesnake Jackson

March 31, 2008 07:18:00 Posted at March 31, 2008 07:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here I go again on my ownGoin’ down the only road I’ve ever known Sigh… I miss the 80s. And I miss this video. Pure 80s rock video cheese. With Tawny Kitaen (isn’t that the best name ever???!!??) writhing on top of a jaguar… they just don’t make videos like that anymore, you know? Or perhaps they do. Full Story

Mama Lo…Too Much Glow

March 31, 2008 06:43:00 Posted at March 31, 2008 06:43:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know it’s the politically correct thing to say – when a new mother steps out, of course the compliments are supposed to follow. She looks amazing, her body looks amazing, amazing amazingness all over the place! So I understand as I write this that I am inviting your wrath. The MiniVan wrath. Full Story

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Wax Posh is Too Fat!

March 31, 2008 06:37:53 Posted at March 31, 2008 06:37:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madame Tussaud limited edition wax figures of the Beckhams featured in Washington DC at the Cherry Blossom Soccer Tournament: David’s likeness is kinda off, his face is much less...filled. Victoria’s on the other hand is pretty perfect. She does look like this. Except… Skinnier. Which is why she would not approve. Full Story

Madonna’s Achilles Heel

March 31, 2008 06:35:21 Posted at March 31, 2008 06:35:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At first glance it sounds like a bullsh*t story – Madonna wants to remake Casablanca – particularly because it’s coming from the UK. But then again… for all her brilliance when it comes to music making, as entertaining as she is on stage – dancing and singing – and as incomparable as she is when it comes to reinvention and staying relevant, Madonna is totally f&cking clueless when to movies. Full Story

The Reblonde of Dirty Face

March 31, 2008 06:33:00 Posted at March 31, 2008 06:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ugh. Lindsay Lohan, after a brief brown, is now back to tacky ass blonde. As a result, her Dirty Face, already the worst it’s ever been, is now exponentially more foul. And when you combine that with the loose skin sagging around the edges, around her chin, and those noticeably droopy jowls, it’s easy to forget this girl is only 21. Full Story

Before & After Botox

March 31, 2008 06:30:00 Posted at March 31, 2008 06:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Holy mother of all f&ckedupness. Take a look at Lara Flynn Boyle. If you can stomach it…take a close look at Lara Flynn Boyle. Those of you with kinder hearts will perhaps plead her case by calling this some kind of disorder. Those of you, like me, who are going to hell will call this a direct result of punishing your body by not eating, for years not eating, and by mangling your face with injections. Full Story

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