You remember Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield, don’t you? Francine Pascal’s Sweet Valley High is being reissued by Random House to capitalise on the current generation of Gossip Girl/The Hills obsessed tweens…with one small, teeny tiny difference: in the original series, the twins were “perfect size 6’s”. Full Story
After a couple weeks of bliss with Owen Wilson in Miami, Kate Hudson is back to work in New York shooting Bride Wars with Anne Hathaway. Something about best friends settling on the same wedding date, quickly becoming adversaries, ripping each other to pieces in the process. Lame. F*cking. Sh&t. Full Story
It would indeed be perfect… but unfortunately probably full of sh*t. Page Six is reporting that Jennifer Aniston and Three Whiskers Orly Bloom found themselves at Eva Longoria’s restaurant opening the other night talking very closely as Jen suggestively looked at him with her best bedroom eyes…never mind that Orlando is confirmed to be dating model Miranda Kerr and was photographed kissing her just days ago. Full Story
Young people at a community centre in Harlem yesterday were exploited by Dina Lohan when she dropped in with cameras to shoot a segment featuring the child she’s currently pimping – Ali Lohan. A reminder: Ali Lohan is 14. As you can see, there is nothing 14 about this child. No idea what the scene involved but Dina dragged her mother out along with them, just to make sure everyone in the family is properly used. Full Story
She’s working hard for Hard Candy and she’s landed on the cover of the new issue of Vanity Fair – the Green Issue – looking tighter than ever. Amazingly enough… Britney has something to do with that. Turns out, Britney’s new album is what Madge listens to when she’s at the gym every day. Full Story
For Maeve – it will be a beautiful day tomorrow… you are getting married! Niagara-on-the-Lake is lucky to have you. Admire that you’ve incorporated Earth Hour into the reception… but you should have a Smut Hour too! Congratulations and all the best! FYI Karen: There will be so much champers on Saturday that the goitre will go completely unnoticed! Happy 29th – your champagne birthday! – with much love from Phi Gamma Booka and Phi Gamma Sorta. Full Story
Ja’mie is coming to America! My Gay will lose his sh*t! Click here for more on Summer Heights High and look for Ja’mie and friends on HBO coming this summer.
And coming next week… gossip in Calgary! Details on gossip night in Cowtown – scroll down, see below and don’t forget to RSVP.
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Yours in gossip,
PS. Dax Shepard is not holding Kristen Bell. It isn’t Eva Mendes either. Or Rachel Bilson. Or Kate Hudson. And Sienna Miller is not the subject of this one.
The world has been clamouring for more Little Sci, especially since it seems the GMD and Robobride have kept her tucked away for quite some time now, supposedly because they want to jack up the value of her 2nd birthday photos. Attached – scans from a German magazine (thanks to German readers for the tip) of the most recent photo of Little Sci taken at an LA park. Full Story