A bitchy Bush

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 12:47:00 August 14, 2008 12:47:00

Sophia Bush was in Charleston, SC last Saturday. She and James Lafferty, also of One Tree Hill, hit up a local tapas bar called Chai’s. It’s a popular local hang, $6 for high balls, $4 for a beer, menu items range from $10-$20. In other words, very affordable, pretty casual. It was a Saturday night. Full Story

Olympic Becks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 09:23:21 August 14, 2008 09:23:21

On August 24th, during the closing ceremony of the Olympics, Beijing will hand off to London, host city of the 2012 games. London will be represented by a select group of individuals…one of them being David Beckham Full Story

Leggings Today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 08:28:11 August 14, 2008 08:28:11

Katie Holmes, that lazy ass, was apparently too tired to make us care about her outfit today. Just a long shirt and leggings. Or… Perhaps it’s a different strategy. Bump Watch, to me, is boring as f&ck. And ridiculously unreliable. Most of you however disagree. And much of the MiniVan Majority can’t get enough. Full Story

Vin Diesel on Broadway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 08:12:18 August 14, 2008 08:12:18

Shrek the Musical opens in Seattle today, heading to Broadway in December. Here’s Shrek as he will appear on stage played by Brian d'Arcy James. Terrible casting. Was Vin Diesel unavailable? As I’ve been saying for years, Vin Diesel IS Shrek. And everyone else is a poseur, including Mike Myers. Full Story

Defending Dina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 07:49:41 August 14, 2008 07:49:41

Us Weekly put up 2 shots of Ali Lohan on its site yesterday suggesting some implant action. Surrounded by paps in the afternoon, Lindsay Lohan was asked whether or not her old hag of a younger sister had her tits done. Full Story

Manslinger’s next move?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 07:29:20 August 14, 2008 07:29:20

Newly single John Mayer is enjoying a little break from touring, was in Mexico last week, and yesterday popped into the studio in LA for a quick session. Big surprise – word is he wasn’t ready for something so serious and perhaps did not appreciate being exploited by Stephen Huvane’s transparently hungry media grabs. Full Story

Jen and the impersonator

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 07:07:26 August 14, 2008 07:07:26

So Jen and John Mayer are over. Which means it’s damage control time, lest anyone start calling her unlovable, undesirable, and an old spinster… See how much Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman have in common? Enter Matt Felker. Some kind of male model who was formerly involved with Selma Blair. Full Story

SnapFace in Miami

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 07:02:15 August 14, 2008 07:02:15

It’s been a while. Have you missed her? This is Renee Zellweger shooting Chilled in Miami in LA yesterday. As you can see, she’s grown out her hair. Longer, less severe, looks way better. And from this distance, her snapface seems to have improved too. Maybe it’s because she appears to be slightly less emaciated. Full Story

Little Borat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 06:53:25 August 14, 2008 06:53:25

Isla Fisher was spotted yesterday in Westwood with little Olive Cohen. Actually little Olive Cohen doesn’t look so little. Little Olive is an adorable chunks! Fat babies are the best. Isla and Sacha Baron Cohen are always super low profile. But everyone’s got a job to do. About 6 months to go before Isla’s Confessions of a Shopaholic is released. Full Story

August 14, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 06:44:18 August 14, 2008 06:44:18

Happy Birthday Kaitlin S! Heard you’ve had a great year so far: a Masters degree, an inspirational dream job, and your first apartment! Hope the next 12 months yield more of the same.  Full Story