Exclusive. OMG OMG OMG. It’s only Tuesday and the McGoslings will lose their sh*t. You ready? Last night in Toronto. At a restaurant called Grace on College Street. 10pm seating. Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams walk in. Together. Holding hands. You’ll recall, they were just seen and photographed Full Story
To the entourage Katie, Alicia, Caitlin & Pamela: A private island cottage for me and my best gal pals?! How amazing are we!!! Thank you for all the hard work and the massive bowl of KD at midnight. Only for you would I wear that nasty wedding dress! Love, Victoria Happy 30th Birthday Emma in Toronto from Rona in Ireland who misses you dearly and wishes badly she could join you this year as she does every other. Full Story
Olympic Freebie Five has been updated with Dara Torres at the top. Dara Torres makes my life. It’s a life that’s become a sad, sad sickness. Because I have a serious, serious Michael Phelps problem. Time to go cold turkey.
Back to ageless women, the Madge turned 50 on Saturday and celebrated with her family at an allnighter, then hit the gym the next morning for 3 hours. Crazy bitch. Photos on the way. But not before a heart to heart with John Mayer.
Monday – am online all day but router decided to f&ck off and die this morning which accounts for the late start. Feels like I’m on a dial up today.
Yours in gossip,
PS. How do you stop running with, like, 20m left and STILL break the world record? And a ladies sweep too. What’s up Jamaica?
Exactly a month to go before NKOTB kicks off the tour in Toronto and for Donnie Wahlberg at least, the timing is perfect. He’s single. Donnie’s wife Kim Fey has filed for divorce and sole custody of their 2 children and spousal support too, which is another reason why the tour has been fortuitously scheduled. Full Story
This is the best thing. Ever. The best. Like, life changing. In the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, the magazine asked some of the biggest names in fashion to “fantasy” pose. What’s Karl Lagerfeld’s fantasy? Karl wants to be Lil Wayne! Check out Le Karl, all crunked up, working his magic but still no bitch-beating fan. Full Story
For the GMD, if marriage was a strategic move, and you know my thoughts on that, then in hindsight I’m sure we can all agree – a tactical error. Because Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes make each other assy. She looks assy when she’s with him, he looks assy when he’s with her. Alone though, when he’s on his own, and not holding her in a death grip with his short arms wrapped around her waist, when he’s flying solo with no Goose of a wife, the GMD is much more appealing. Full Story
Britney – the summer is almost over…and Britney is still well. Amazing. An end of summer tradition – always the VMAs. And for many years, Britney has been a part of it. She is already appearing in the promos with host Russell Brand and the rumours have been swirling – that she will redeem herself on September 7th. Full Story
Transamerica and Madonna’s thong (Dlisted)
Can Enrique do better than this? (Hollywood Tuna)
Jailbait’s mouth is as big as her basket (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Filthy Scab vs my Gwyneth??? (INO)
Obsessed with her own vagina (Holy Moly UK)
Who Shiloh hates now (Cele|bitchy)
Who plucked Lilo’s lesbian flower? (IDLYITW)
Lauren. Tonight. The Hills. Do you still care? (Pop Sugar)
Remember, I’m the childless shrew. The bitch whose womb has been frozen by Nicole Kidman’s plastic surgeon. In other words, I concede, I’m not the authority on family dinners and meals with the kids. But please… before you yummy mummies get all sanctimonious on my Chinese ass, think about dinner at Nobu. Full Story