Granny Freeze Pregnancy Pants

March 24, 2008 06:23:00 Posted at March 24, 2008 06:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey grabbed a few shots of Granny’s ass boarding a plane. All the outlets are putting her at 5 months pregnant. Still the debate about whether or not she’s really pregnant rages on. Since I’m surrounded by child bearing friends, it is my understanding that most women don’t confirm publicly until they’re past their first trimester. Full Story

SnapFace Finds a Gay

March 24, 2008 06:19:00 Posted at March 24, 2008 06:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Renee Zellweger and her overpeeled-to-the-point-of-snapping face pictured here on Friday with what the paps are claiming is a new boyfriend. Ummm… Is Gaydar a dying art? This, to me, is not a lover’s clasp. This, to me, is a faghag clasp. This is how my main ‘mo Darren and I stroll down Pacific before heading into Pure Nail Bar for our manicures and pedicures. Full Story

Dining with Posh… and do they swing?

March 24, 2008 06:16:15 Posted at March 24, 2008 06:16:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David returned home to LA for a brief stay at the weekend before heading back to London to join the English squad. While in town, he spent some quality time with his wife at STK as they joined Kate Beckinsale and her husband Len Wiseman for dinner. Kate per usual is overdressed…but on this occasion, I suppose you can’t blame her. Full Story

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Shopping with Posh

March 24, 2008 06:08:38 Posted at March 24, 2008 06:08:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Eva Longoria joined Victoria and Romeo Beckham and dozens of photographers on a Rodeo Drive shopping spree the other day. Apparently Romeo woke up and told him mum he really, really wanted to spend the afternoon at Dolce & Gabbana….which reminds me, didn’t she flip her Louboutins last year about the pap flashes affecting his epilepsy? Don’t forget though, she did say very recently in an interview with British Vogue that she’s only photographed when she wants to be photographed. Full Story

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But For the CarbFace Douchebaggery…

March 24, 2008 06:00:00 Posted at March 24, 2008 06:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And the rampant cheating… and the cheese ball moves… Ryan Phillippe could have been a good dude. And during his interview with Howard Stern last week, he called Jake Gyllenhaal a “good dude”, effectively giving his blessing to Jake’s relationship with his ex wife, explaining that: "I love her and I want her to be happy, and it seems like she is. Full Story

March 24, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 24, 2008 05:56:57 Posted at March 24, 2008 05:56:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations to Caitlin K who gave me up for Lent. Now you’ll have to catch up…you missed a lot! Promise you’ll brush up? Happy Belated 34th to Dana C! I hear you’re “a bit pregnant” and might not be able to venture out to the Juno party. We will miss you. To Jessica C who is celebrating her 29th today – Happy Birthday! Your very own law firm? Am impressed – congratulations! To Amy who turned 28 on Friday – hope you enjoyed a wonderful weekend. Full Story

Friday, March 21, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Long weekend at last! Am posting a few articles here and there and am updating the Top 5 Smutty Break-Up List Top 5 Smutty Break-Up List sponsored by GREEK every day but blogging returns to normal on Monday.

Things to look for next week – a new riddle, a HUGE Juno Swag Bag giveaway, the gossip party in Calgary, Alice + Olivia is designing shoes at PayLess…did you know? There just might be something for you. And of course, smut always rages on a long weekend.

Hope you’re enjoying it!

Yours in gossip,


Bai Ling is Posh?

March 21, 2008 14:43:19 Posted at March 21, 2008 14:43:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A new Marc Jacobs ad featuring Victoria Beckham, ostensibly the worst of the lot. Because it looks like Marc has found inspiration in skank Asian ass. The kind of skank Asian ass found in seedy massage parlour rub’n’tugs boasting the skills of 15 year old illegal immigrants straight off the boat. Full Story

Long Weekend Quiver

March 21, 2008 11:11:00 Posted at March 21, 2008 11:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Stop the hotness…it’s hurting me. Tom Brady in New York – picking up mail for Gisele and working on his cardio. Why isn’t he on the Freebie Five??? Oh that’s right. He plays for New England. I love the Dolphins. Still… QB1 is perfect. Perfect. The dimpled chin, the nose – I love his nose – an eternally boyish face, and his gait. Full Story

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Bitter Music

March 21, 2008 11:07:00 Posted at March 21, 2008 11:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a technical snafu at the 24-Hour Plays recently and to entertain an irritated crowd, Ethan Hawke took to the stage with his guitar and performed a song he wrote “while shooting a movie in Paris during his divorce.” Music & Lyrics… about Uma. According to New York Magazine Full Story

Ultimate Gay Fantasy

March 21, 2008 11:04:00 Posted at March 21, 2008 11:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mass homo swooning… can you imagine? Now all I can imagine is the two of them making out. Throw in a little Neil Patrick Harris and hot dog Doogie – instant YouPorn threesome sensation. Anderson Cooper interviewed David Beckham for 60 Minutes. Click here Full Story