McGosling Delight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2008 06:54:00 August 19, 2008 06:54:00

Exclusive. OMG OMG OMG. It’s only Tuesday and the McGoslings will lose their sh*t. You ready? Last night in Toronto. At a restaurant called Grace on College Street. 10pm seating. Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams walk in. Together. Holding hands. You’ll recall, they were just seen and photographed Full Story

August 19, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2008 06:50:43 August 19, 2008 06:50:43

To the entourage Katie, Alicia, Caitlin & Pamela: A private island cottage for me and my best gal pals?! How amazing are we!!! Thank you for all the hard work and the massive bowl of KD at midnight. Only for you would I wear that nasty wedding dress! Love, Victoria Happy 30th Birthday Emma in Toronto from Rona in Ireland who misses you dearly and wishes badly she could join you this year as she does every other. Full Story

Monday, August 18, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Olympic Freebie Five has been updated with Dara Torres at the top. Dara Torres makes my life. It’s a life that’s become a sad, sad sickness. Because I have a serious, serious Michael Phelps problem. Time to go cold turkey.

Back to ageless women, the Madge turned 50 on Saturday and celebrated with her family at an allnighter, then hit the gym the next morning for 3 hours. Crazy bitch. Photos on the way. But not before a heart to heart with John Mayer.

Monday – am online all day but router decided to f&ck off and die this morning which accounts for the late start. Feels like I’m on a dial up today.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. How do you stop running with, like, 20m left and STILL break the world record? And a ladies sweep too. What’s up Jamaica?

Single on tour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 15:04:19 August 18, 2008 15:04:19

Exactly a month to go before NKOTB kicks off the tour in Toronto and for Donnie Wahlberg at least, the timing is perfect. He’s single. Donnie’s wife Kim Fey has filed for divorce and sole custody of their 2 children and spousal support too, which is another reason why the tour has been fortuitously scheduled. Full Story

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Le Karl… Crunk!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 14:12:00 August 18, 2008 14:12:00

This is the best thing. Ever. The best. Like, life changing. In the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, the magazine asked some of the biggest names in fashion to “fantasy” pose. What’s Karl Lagerfeld’s fantasy? Karl wants to be Lil Wayne! Check out Le Karl, all crunked up, working his magic but still no bitch-beating fan. Full Story

Maverick flies solo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 12:22:59 August 18, 2008 12:22:59

For the GMD, if marriage was a strategic move, and you know my thoughts on that, then in hindsight I’m sure we can all agree – a tactical error. Because Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes make each other assy. She looks assy when she’s with him, he looks assy when he’s with her. Alone though, when he’s on his own, and not holding her in a death grip with his short arms wrapped around her waist, when he’s flying solo with no Goose of a wife, the GMD is much more appealing. Full Story

Chicken Fried Hope… or Hoax?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 11:03:02 August 18, 2008 11:03:02

Britney – the summer is almost over…and Britney is still well. Amazing. An end of summer tradition – always the VMAs. And for many years, Britney has been a part of it. She is already appearing in the promos with host Russell Brand and the rumours have been swirling – that she will redeem herself on September 7th. Full Story

Alba ALMA Latina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 09:28:26 August 18, 2008 09:28:26

What Jessica Alba has said in the past: Alba is my last name and I'm proud of that. But that's it. My grandparents were born in California, the same as my parents, and though I may be proud of my last name, I'm American. Full Story

No Rest for the 50

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 09:01:28 August 18, 2008 09:01:28

Madonna celebrated 50 in London this weekend at an all night party organized by Guy Ritchie – supposedly – where he publicly declared his adoration for his wife and apparently presented her with a love letter reaffirming his commitment to their marriage and more adoptions. Full Story

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GMD Family Friendly Dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2008 08:40:00 August 18, 2008 08:40:00

Remember, I’m the childless shrew. The bitch whose womb has been frozen by Nicole Kidman’s plastic surgeon. In other words, I concede, I’m not the authority on family dinners and meals with the kids. But please… before you yummy mummies get all sanctimonious on my Chinese ass, think about dinner at Nobu. Full Story

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