Chicken Fried OK!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 06:47:33 August 13, 2008 06:47:33

I broke the story last year of Britney’s disastrous shoot for OK! Magazine during which she appeared incoherent and spacey, rubbing chicken fried grease all over her designer wardrobe, pee’d in front of the crew, touched herself inappropriately, babbled like a baby, and let her dog piss and sh*t all over the floor before taking off without notice. Full Story

August 13, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 06:40:01 August 13, 2008 06:40:01

For Dawna T, one of only 2 Canadian basketball referees in Beijing who just ref’d the Mens USA vs Angola game – your friends and family are so proud of you! Oh and heads up if you see her: stay away from Kobe’s wife. Bitch is crazy.  Full Story

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Am officially full on Olympic obsessed. How about that little guy Zou Kai nailing his high bar dismount last night to clinch China’s team gold in men’s gymnastics? Can you imagine? When it’s been openly declared that 2nd place is unacceptable, as failure can result in public shame and maybe even a secret police beatdown, with a billion people, literally, pinning their hopes on your small shoulders? Gold medal drama is second to none. I can’t get enough.

Of Britney too.

Her promo spots with Russell Brand for the VMAs are now running. Short, quick, she looks great, she acts naturally, and totally, totally sane. See below.

And the dutiful Robo flew home for one night because the GMD can’t walk a carpet all by himself.

It’s Tuesday – am still fluey but am blogging all day. Remember to refresh. Children are biohazards. Ugh.

Yours in gossip,





20s? Single? Model?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2008 15:31:00 August 12, 2008 15:31:00

Not sneaking around afterhours drinking and driving with Shia LaBeouf? If you meet the criteria, Adrian Grenier is available. And you’re exactly his type. is confirming that Adrian and Isabel Lucas are over. Full Story

Super Mario Bros

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2008 12:38:20 August 12, 2008 12:38:20

He told Craig Ferguson that’s what he’s been getting re: the porn ‘stache. Not so much a porn ‘stache but Super Mario Bros. And he’s still the hotness. RDJ on the carpet last night with his wife Susan to promote Tropic Thunder, a movie in which he is easily outshining everyone else. Full Story

Boyfriend Clothes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2008 12:08:00 August 12, 2008 12:08:00

This is Liv Tyler, so gorgeous, in a new ad for the Gap modelling their “boyfriend cardigan”. Presumably to go with the “boyfriend jeans”. You know the jeans. They are trying to make them the new skinnys. Full Story

No Rest for the Robo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2008 09:28:58 August 12, 2008 09:28:58

NYC – LA – NYC No wonder she’s so thin. Sleepless at night hungering for a real man, sleepless during the day hungering for a real life, sleepless in the afternoon hungering for a career again, on Broadway no less, and summoned to the GMD’s side whenever he needs to sell a movie…here’s Katie Holmes back in New York and heading to rehearsal this morning. Full Story

The Opposite of Auspicious

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2008 09:22:41 August 12, 2008 09:22:41

As you probably gathered from all the frenzy surrounding last Friday 8/8/8, we Chinese are big on dates. Like lucky dates. We consult special calendars, we consult a combination of numbers and signs, we consult fortune tellers… I’m telling you, it’s full on. When we were planning our wedding, we had to move it up a year - A FULL YEAR – because my mother calculated our birthdays and birth years and found a date that was absolutely perfect. Full Story

You’re sneaky but we know

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2008 08:21:53 August 12, 2008 08:21:53

John Krasinski and Rashida Jones walked the carpet separately last night at Tropic Thunder, as they do. Without a doubt though, they are still a couple. And they are super cute. Saw them during Oscar week leaving the Night Before party in the same car and while I know this is heartbreaking for those of you pining for a real life Office romance, if you can get past Jim and Pam, John and Rashida really are all kinds of adorable. Full Story

The Jolie > The GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2008 07:52:00 August 12, 2008 07:52:00

Tom Cruise had been attached to a project called Edwin A Salt for many months. His involvement recently ended, supposedly because Hollywood players no longer believe he can pull off “slick action dude” with aplomb. Salt tells the story of a loyal spy accused of being a two faced spy who must pull a Jason Bourne until he’s been exonerated. Full Story