Waiting for John Mayer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 14:59:00 February 26, 2009 14:59:00

She’s keeping her options open, making sure there’s always a Plan B. Us Weekly broke the story earlier this week that Megan Fox finally cut it off with her dead weight fiancé Brian Austin Green. She was spotted this afternoon however visiting Brian’s son Cassius at school. Apparently she spent the night at Brian’s, left in the morning, went to kindergarten, and then picked up some coffee. Full Story

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Still singing, still Porny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 14:22:20 February 26, 2009 14:22:20

The other day I reported on information from sources that Jessica Simpson had fired her band and was scrapping the tour. Gossip is a speculative business - every once in a while, there’s a bad tip. I’m sorry about that. But I’m not sorry about the fact that she didn’t quit. Because in not quitting, Porny provided us with this: photos from her performance in Idaho. Full Story

So rare, so good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 12:07:54 February 26, 2009 12:07:54

Tonight in Paris, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis had dinner at Brasserie Lipp – not on GOOPy’s recommended guide. Heh. Vanessa dashed into the car before cameras could catch her. So far these are the only two good shots of JD I could find. Very, very rare. It’s been months since the last candids. Full Story

The New Jen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 11:45:58 February 26, 2009 11:45:58

Wears print! And tights! And hot brown suede Loubs! This is Jennifer Aniston not wearing black, not stylistically boring for a change, in Paris with Owen Wilson at the Marley & Me photo call this afternoon. LOVE her Balenciaga (I think?) dress. LOVE the way it’s working with the shoes. Don’t love the way she’s constantly wrapping herself around him like he’s so vulnerable and needs to be saved and she’s the only one who can do the saving. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 10:08:52 February 26, 2009 10:08:52

We landed an hour ago. And we are STILL in line for car rental. Efficiency is dead. Having said that...

Free airport wireless! Huzzah!


Inspiration for Lilo & Sam (Dlisted)

SHE gets asked for autographs??? I hate people (Hollywood Tuna)

Freida & Dev on the cover!!! (Just Jared)

Watching Mary Kate (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Swoon! Clooney in a leather bomber! (Pop Sugar)

Scabby needed to be seen (INO)

Clint Eastwood on political correctness: agree or disagree? (Cele|bitchy)

Bono and the Edge hang out with a loser (Holy Moly)

The next Megan Fox (Popoholic)

What John Mayer really meant with Seacrest (Candy Kirby)

Granny’s 2nd Sunday?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 04:43:00 February 26, 2009 04:43:00

In Tokyo today at the Japan premiere of Australia – Hugh Jackman and Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman posing for photos. Apparently Gran did not linger long but wore a black baby doll making sure to cover her hands over her stomach constantly. She didn’t seem bump-ish to me on Sunday at the Oscars but then again, never doubt the magic of Spanx. Full Story

Aniston in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 03:22:13 February 26, 2009 03:22:13

To promote Marley & Me. Shocking that John Mayer didn’t tag along although he’s more than making up for his absence with his mouth. Yapping, yapping, yapping…it’s what John Mayer does best. He professed his love for Jennifer Aniston with Ryan Seacrest on the radio the other morning. Full Story

GOOPy loves yoga

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 03:17:05 February 26, 2009 03:17:05

Brad, Angelina, and Gwyneth too! All in New York! Last night, my Gwynnie attended a fundraiser for Bent for Learning promoting yoga and other wellness activities in public schools as a means to help young people learn stress coping mechanisms earlier in life. Something like that. She looks amazing. Her bob… I’m so tempted by her bob. Full Story

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The Chosen One to charm New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 03:03:30 February 26, 2009 03:03:30

The NY Post lit into the Brange the other day in a scathing article accusing the Heavenly Couple of “smugness” on the red carpet at the Oscars. A new round of tabloid covers this week runs the gamut from suggesting the Pitts will split to Jennifer Aniston demonstrating her continued love for Brad, to Angelina plotting against Jen for John. Full Story

Fallon owes Pippy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 02:57:00 February 26, 2009 02:57:00

Because Pippy takes credit for everything. Last week Conan O’Brien signed off. He’ll take over the Tonight Show from Jay Leno later this year. In his place – enter Jimmy Fallon, the new host of Late Night. Jimmy’s first show is Monday and People has confirmed Full Story

Ari on trial

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 02:51:55 February 26, 2009 02:51:55

This is Jeremy Piven in Beverly Hills the other day picking up a few items at Barneys. Perhaps a new suit for his trial? Piven is expected in New York today at an Actors’ Equity committee hearing over his Speed-the-Plow debacle. Full Story