JailBait Ingrate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 08:17:44 September 22, 2008 08:17:44

Suppose this shouldn’t be a surprise… after all, Billy Ray Cyrus is a parent pimp, whoring his kid out to Disney to sustain the acid wash lifestyle he’d been accustomed to after his one hit wonder. Why then should he be expected to instill in his child commodity the value of hard worth and work ethic? Contracts are signed to be broken, right? TMZ  Full Story

Granny Freeze: the working mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 08:15:16 September 22, 2008 08:15:16

When Gwyneth was on Oprah last week, she talked about going back to work, or rather choosing not to work, after having children, explaining that her focus as an “artist” now has been to look for and take on supporting roles instead of leading parts so that she does not have to spend so much time away from her children. Full Story

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Forever an Old School Gay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 08:10:37 September 22, 2008 08:10:37

Seriously dude… get a laptop. But being gay in the modern era clearly isn’t working for George Michael. Back in the day, before the internets and chat rooms, in-the-dark-park hookups were a necessary part of getting your fix… an erotic little adventure with a hint danger thrown into the mix. Full Story

Best Emmy: Tina Fey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 07:47:47 September 22, 2008 07:47:47

Here’s a novel idea: write before you can act. Tina Fey became famous for her brain and her sense of humour stands today as the most respected woman in the business. Do parent pimps look to Tina Fey for inspiration? Do they enroll their kids in creative writing instead of Star Search? Doubtful. Full Story

Worst Emmy 2008: Not Alyssa Milano

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 07:50:00 September 22, 2008 07:50:00

This is the only photo I could find. Which is shocking. Worst dressed photos sell almost as briskly as best dressed ones. …the f&ck was she thinking??? Am most offended by the small details. Like those shoes. Those Asian massage parlour shoes. Jessica Simpson shoes. Shoes for women with two names - Betty Lou, Connie Sue, Sally Mae, Peggy Lee – who aspire to aging like Dolly Parton: garish makeup, bleached out hair, frosty blue eye shadow, and two pigs fighting under a blanket that make up her ass. Full Story

Worst Emmy Hair: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 07:44:12 September 22, 2008 07:44:12

Size Two wore her hair for a small town prom. Or a small town wedding circa 1995. How the f&ck does this get past security? How the f&ck did she find a stylist even willing to do this? Ken Paves wouldn’t do this! Even Ken Paves would draw the line at this! I’m telling you…when you have to go out of state to get your hair did, it’s wrong. Full Story

Best Emmy Hair: Felicity Huffman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 07:31:00 September 22, 2008 07:31:00
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Super bob. Age appropriate bob. Unfussy and uncomplicated and it looks amazing on her. Her body looks amazing on her too. But some say Felicity Huffman can be a little too body focused… A lot of attention is being paid of late to young actresses on tv and their dangerous desires to be thin. Full Story

Worst Emmy Makeup: Eva Longoria Parker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 07:27:00 September 22, 2008 07:27:00

Too much hanging out with Posh. This is vintage Victoria Beckham: make everyone around you look worse. It’s working with Eva Longoria. And of course, it’s easy enough with Ken Paves cocking up her hair. The dress doesn’t help either. Of course it’s f&cking Marchesa! Photos from Wenn.com  Full Story

Most Emmy Overrated: Evangeline Lilly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 07:22:00 September 22, 2008 07:22:00

Everyone is losing their sh*t today over her dress. Really? She’s gorgeous, yes. Her skin is ridiculous, yes. Body is the tightest, yes. But the dress? Hate the crushed velvet. And that ratty fringe hanging off of it. Like some kind of converted 70s disco carpet from a night club with the lingering smell of cigarettes and sweat all over it and a stain in the back that you can’t scrub off. Full Story

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Best Emmy Couple: Neil Patrick Harris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 07:16:52 September 22, 2008 07:16:52

Never mind that his boyfriend looks like a young waxy gay Val Kilmer. It’s not important. What’s important is that NPH is the hotness. And I want him. So poised, so self assured, so damn sexy in his confidence, such an inspiration for Zac Efron when he finally realises what he’s missing. Full Story