SI honours my summer crush

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 13:26:12 December 3, 2008 13:26:12

It was an easy choice: Michael Phelps has been named Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year. And while I’m no longer in love with him, I can certainly still appreciate his body in Beijing. Full Story

No work, more parties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 11:54:13 December 3, 2008 11:54:13

As I mentioned earlier in the Kristen Stewart post, am told that Lindsay Lohan was supposedly quite desperate for the Joan Jett part that Kristen has just confirmed. In other words, still no roles for Lilo. Which means more paid parties with Samantha Ronson. The two went shopping the other day at Dior, then this morning, Lilo was spotted at LAX, presumably catching a flight to Toronto where Sam is booked to DJ at The Courthouse tonight. Full Story

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The Happy Exes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 10:25:18 December 3, 2008 10:25:18

Divorce apparently agrees with Guy Ritchie. He hasn’t looked this relaxed in ages. Check him out in his jaunty little cap, leaving his pub the Punch Bowl last night at 1am smoking a mini cigar. Over in Argentina, Madonna too looked happy and even a little less scary, out for dinner with Guy Oseary but no sign of ARod. Full Story

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Shelfy’s philanthropic business

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 09:41:37 December 3, 2008 09:41:37

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel spent part of yesterday touring a new hospital and then hanging out with kids at LA’s Children’s Hospital during the Make The Difference Network holiday party. Clever Shelfy. A new strategy. Taking the Jolie approach. Well played. Because not everyone bothers to dig deep. Full Story

Joan Jett > Bella Swan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 07:36:54 December 3, 2008 07:36:54

My latest favourite bitch Kristen Stewart has just signed to play the title role in a Joan Jett biopic. LOVE! It’ll be a nice change of pace for Kristen especially since she’s to endure more Bella Swan in the sequel to Twilight which should start shooting within 6 months. Even though Kristen’s Bella is infinitely superior to Stephenie Meyer’s own creation, the character does spend the entire 2nd book New Moon crying and fainting and collapsing on the beach under a cloud of heartbreak. Full Story

Gold Foil Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 07:13:00 December 3, 2008 07:13:00

It’s a subtle difference but it’s there – Granny must be taking a break from her surgeon because over in Europe, while promoting the steadily sinking Australia, Gran looks a wee bit softer than she has in a long, long time. Still not natural, oh no, but not like a block of hard marble either. Full Story

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Alba Origami

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 06:58:58 December 3, 2008 06:58:58

Remember when the Alba Bitch said she wanted to be known for her talent and not for her looks? Well… It actually depends how much you pay her. Campari paid her so she sold out. And now she’s starring in the Campari calendar, doing what she does best – showing off her body. Unfortunately she still thinks she can act. Full Story

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Douche to DILF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 06:45:15 December 3, 2008 06:45:15

Ew! Not me. But I’m not a member of the MiniVan Majority. And the MiniVan Majority has embraced Kevin Federline. Otherwise People would not have slapped him on the cover with the booboos during the holiday fanfare. Of course the exclusive doesn’t hurt either. Wonder how much he was paid… No matter. Full Story

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Ebola’s Perfect Mate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 06:32:00 December 3, 2008 06:32:00

Sean Avery is getting exactly what he wants. His parents must be so proud. Quick background for those who missed it yesterday: Sean Avery is the douchebag forward currently playing for the Dallas Stars, acquired in the off season from the New York Rangers. The most hated piece of sh-t in the NHL, Avery is no stranger to controversy, having made racist remarks in the past about blacks and French Canadians, and last year ridiculing a fellow player suffering from cancer. Full Story