Friday, September 19, 2008

Dear Gossips,

For my dear friend Michelle C who stole Adrien Brody's booth. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! And a busy year ahead? Miss you.

All my sons opened on Broadway last night and the GMD was greeted by about 2 dozen protesters holding up signs.

F&cking amazing.

As you would expect, he remained undeterred, almost levitating out if his seat with excitement, assaulting everyone with enthusiasm about how “proud” he when the performance was over. Early word is that Katie is good, “holding her own” next to her more experienced co-stars. Unfortunately she looked like sh*t. Tired, spent, gaunt, looking old in old lady pants but bravely smiling as he led her to dinner afterwards, his hand gripped around hers as usual, totally the perfect couple…right?

Sigh.

Her face makes me sad.

And my friends make me jealous. In Toronto last night as NKOTB kicked off their tour! It was 13 all over again. A giant estrogen sing-along. The boys have been well behaved while they’re in town, with family joining them for the kick off so no late night fun in the sparkly part of the city… just yet.

Friday! Need sleep!

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Pamela Anderson is not blowing second chances even though the Filthy Scab blows everything else.

PPS. Salma Hayek does not need anger management.

PPPS. Prince does not demand this kind of Star Treatment.

Chicken Fried Womaniser

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2008 10:46:00 September 19, 2008 10:46:00

Her new single just leaked! Womaniser... I have no wireless and am blogging on blackberry. You likey? Click here to listen. Here's Britney out and about in Hollywood on Tuesday. Full Story

AssTalk at the Emmys?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2008 08:32:04 September 19, 2008 08:32:04

She's been pretty low profile lately, Katherine Heigl. Since sh-tting on the writers at Grey's Anatomy and pulling out of Emmy contention claiming the material was undeserving - a move that seriously backfired - the ungrateful Princess of AssTalk has quietly moved under the radar, dutifully though not enthusiastically reporting to work on the show's new season, stinging inside that Shonda Rhimes won't let her go. Full Story

Rumer's two faces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2008 07:58:56 September 19, 2008 07:58:56

At the Teen Vogue event last night - my Rumey rockin' her body in a hot black little number and, dare say, the best she's ever looked...depending how you look. Admit it...in certain angles she's actually cute. But then she turns a few degress and...well...you know. It's big. Some would say it's horrifyingly big. Full Story

Coldplay Quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2008 07:43:26 September 19, 2008 07:43:26

In Sweden on tour – it’s always Chris Martin, the lead, who gets all the panty attention. Here he is arriving at his hotel in Stockholm. But what about Guy? Guy Berryman with his short hair… Hot quiver...Yum. And about Chris and Gwyneth – did you notice on Oprah the other day, she still only refers to him as “my husband”? He is, of course, her husband. Full Story

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Not a star, just a liar?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2008 07:21:12 September 19, 2008 07:21:12

Denise Richards claimed the other day that E! had renewed her reality show for a second season. Unfortunately the network has yet to make that decision. In fact, it sounds like they could be leaning on cutting that sh*t off Full Story

Not a murderer, just a liar?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2008 07:09:00 September 19, 2008 07:09:00

Or both? Ebola’s people are insisting that there’s no truth to the reports yesterday that Ebola left two of her dogs out in the yard to die by coyote. She says the pups are alive and well, even though she herself can’t keep track of how many she has, where they are, and what they’re doing at any given time. Full Story

Degrassi goes to Hollywood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2008 07:04:42 September 19, 2008 07:04:42

Teen dramas don’t just exist in the states. Degrassi’s been doing it for years. New season, new stories, new faces…and some Hollywood styles too! Details? Degrassi is currently shooting extra episodes with an LA spin featuring my girl Lauren Collins and Cassie Steele with guest appearances by Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes (Jay and Silent Bob!) and a list of other surprise celebrity guests that are also fans of the show. Full Story

September 19, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2008 06:59:57 September 19, 2008 06:59:57

Happy Bday to one of my besties, Jenny D. Who will be 28 on September 22. Looking forward to supper and window shopping on Friday evening. Lots of love, Bev. Happy birthday, Julia, and thank you so much for introducing me to the amazing world of smut. Bettina. Congratulations Julie B and welcome Lily Claire! Will you catch up on gossip during those late night feedings? With love from Rachael. Full Story

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Even the Mighty Opes was a little obsequious around my Gwyneth, non? She stood there and they fawned. And you hated every minute as she smugly accepted it like it was her god-given right.

But seriously… did you see her personal gym? At her house?

Click here for a clip of Gwyneth working out with Tracy Anderson who also trains Madonna. It could be you… if you want to be on tv? W Network http://experts.wnetwork.com/ is looking for the next Tracy. And the next Suze. And the next Martha. And the next Rachael Ray.

Am in Regina on assignment for eTalk with Corner Gas as they shoot their final episodes. The most successful sitcom in Canadian history is saying goodbye. Live blogging between shoots. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Hilary Swank is not blowing second chances.

PPS. Taupe doesn’t need anger management, but she does need a stylist. And maybe a personality. Also not Katie Holmes. How can she be angry when they cut out that part of her brain?