Flying solo…and commercial?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 15:37:00 February 27, 2009 15:37:00

Brad Pitt at JFK today heading out alone…somewhere. And flying commercial? Not sure but he would not have been so easily photographed if he was using the private jet. As you know, it’s the Brange’s usual travel choice. So anyway, my husband needs a new suit. He has, like, the WORST WORST WORST style EVER. Full Story

Overheard in my inbox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 12:13:00 February 27, 2009 12:13:00

My mail just started downloading. Maybe because it’s Friday and we’re all a little silly but there have been some exceptionally funny messages today. Thought I’d share a few and since you love them, will include the best hate ones too. As you’d expect, they come from the Holy Trinity of Crazy Fan Groups: Brangelunatics, Aniston freaks, and Twi-hard losers. Full Story

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Back to black and Vanna White

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 11:33:39 February 27, 2009 11:33:39

Seriously – it was like this yesterday too – why is she constantly Vanna White-ing all over Owen Wilson? It’s weird, right? The way her hand is displaying him like a vowel? Anyway, this is Jennifer Aniston today at the Rome photo call for Marley & Me back to basic black and boring sh-t, a far cry from the refreshingly vibrant appearance she turned in yesterday at the Paris promotional stop in Balenciaga and Loubs. Full Story

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Ari cries

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 11:16:00 February 27, 2009 11:16:00

As reported yesterday, Jeremy Piven was in New York for a hearing where he was expected to defend himself against a grievance filed by the producers of Speed-the-Plow alleging that he bailed out on the production not because of mercury poisoning but because he was bored and partying too hard. Piven spoke about his illness in front of a panel of ten consisting of 5 actors and 5 producers. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 10:38:27 February 27, 2009 10:38:27

My webmail has been down for 3 hours. Haven’t been able to access email. I feel like I’ve been abandoned in the middle of the ocean. Will Twitter make me feel better?

Kanye UNquotable and f-cking stupid (Dlisted)

Do you think she looks like Lauren Conrad? (Hollywood Tuna)

Famewhore’s busted makeup. Seriously hideous (Just Jared)

How Ryan Reynolds walks his dog (Pop Sugar)

Who’s Scabby selling herself to now? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Confession: I dig Shia the director (INO)

If I had arms like hers I’d be going sleeveless all the time too (Cele|bitchy)

Fake tits, f-ck me boots, and Camels (IDLYITW)

Maybe this is why Djimon Hounsou is with her? How else do you explain it? (The Blemish)

Not this again, please. Guess who was weepy at the Oscars? (A Socialite's Life)

How long before…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 09:24:10 February 27, 2009 09:24:10

Shelfy comes rushing in? Cameron Diaz was photographed happy and lovely yesterday in New York heading to a meeting – regardless what you think of them, Cammie D (unlike Jessica Biel) makes movies that actually get released in theatres! – just a few days before appearing on Jimmy Fallon’s first week at Late Night. Full Story

Kristen, Rob…and Drew?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 07:43:55 February 27, 2009 07:43:55

Twilight press conference and premiere in Tokyo today… Am all over Kristen Stewarts leather dress with the white trim. She’s 18. She can do it. Not so sure about the gown later on. Way too old for her. Whatever, I love her. My girl balances out the cheese on either side of her. Open mouth cheese, per usual, courtesy of Robert Pattinson, and then the little guy Taylor Lautner who has done nothing the last few months but try to grow and gain weight. Full Story

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Hot Jakey Hip Hop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 07:00:00 February 27, 2009 07:00:00

This video kills me. Because it makes no f-cking sense. But first, auto-tune needs to die. So it’s Jamie Foxx. He has a new album. He’s released a new video full of celebrity cameos – Samuel L Jackson, Forrest Whitaker, Quincy Jones, Ashley from Fresh Prince, some blonde lady that looks familiar but is distinctly B list, and Ron Howard and Jake Gyllenhaal. Full Story

Salma the bride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 06:39:15 February 27, 2009 06:39:15

Remember how for weeks and weeks we had to endure the ceaseless gushing about Jennifer Aniston turning 40 and “fabulous!”? Ugh. Salma Hayek turned 40 two years ago and as far as I can recall the entire world wasn’t forced to celebrate with her, even though she hardly looks 30, never mind 10 years older. Full Story

Mr & Mrs Perfect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 06:22:28 February 27, 2009 06:22:28

Oh GiGi, you so sneaky. Despite numerous reports of an engagement, and subsequent numerous denials, Gisele Bundchen married Tom Brady yesterday in Santa Monica. Us Weekly broke the story first and given the details, it sounds like G and T had been planning for a while. Full Story

February 27, 2009 - Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2009 06:17:03 February 27, 2009 06:17:03

Happy Birthday Chris R! You’ve been reading a long, LONG time. Thank you for the support! I know it’s been sucky lately. Am thinking of you, am sure things will turn around soon. Have a great weekend! To Aisha – Happy 23rd Birthday from your big sister Mareva! To Shelley – Happy Birthday on Sunday! With love from Laura And for Emma who is celebrating sweet 16 tomorrow – Happy Birthday from mom and Alex! Good luck with the drivers licence. Full Story