My Gwyneth was the marquee guest on Saturday at the Mane Event to benefit the Amaryllis Farm Equire Rescue at photographer Steven Klein’s farm in Sag Harbour. As you can see, Gwynnie continued her leggy summer trend, reminding everyone else of how short they are by clopping around in her signature sky high heels. Full Story
The parents of child stars, see? Many of you insist that Hayden Panettiere won’t be like Lilo. Please. She was pimped as a child by her parents – what are the chances? TMZ.com broke the story this morning – Hayden’s dad was arrested last night for beating down her mom. Apparently he flew into a jealous rage about her flirting with some dude at a party and hit her across the cheek. Full Story
LOVE this shoot. Harper’s Bazaar, the latest issue features the Ronsons in an homage to the Royal Tenenbaums. SamRo as my Gwyneth! Mark, Charlotte, and Samantha grew up glamourous. Famous houseguests and famous connections – WAY more famous than the Lohans from Long Island. In fact, rolling with the Ronsons actually enhances Lilo’s resume more than Sam’s. Full Story
NFL preseason kicked off last week. The Dallas Cowboys opened with a loss to San Diego and while preseason games don’t count for anything, needless to say, a team needs to work out its kinks before the real action begins in September. This is Tony Romo with Jessica Simpson at Nobu in Malibu last night. Full Story
Is it deliberate? Of course it’s deliberate. Katie tired of the cuff roll on Saturday so she decided to pull out a pair of high waist wide legs. Let’s measure our reactions here, shall we? Because we’ve already seen the worst. We’ve already experienced the ultimate in high waisted delight. Full Story
Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman pleaded with paps upon arriving home in Australia last week for space and privacy. This must be why she and Keith Urban decided to wear matching leather outfits while out and about in public the other day. Nothing says slipping under the radar like two similarly dressed celebrities surrounded by security. Full Story
Happy Birthday Natalie P in Toronto and good luck with the move at the end of the month – Caron is looking forward to being neighbours! Happy belated 25th Birthday Mo (from your BFF Windy). And for Sarah who bravely walked away. The dawn of a new day. Am excited for you and wish you so much better. Full Story
Oh Happy Lucky Day! The luckiest day of the decade, if not the century…
8/8/8 – pure 8s across the board!
Will Gwen go in for her C-section today? D’you think it was the original due date for the Holy Jolie Twins? She reportedly delivered earlier than anticipated at 34 weeks…
But enough of those two. We’ve had to endure a week of those two. And today is all about FAT. As in FAT CHOY. FAT is slang for 8 – prosperity, good fortune, good luck. Hope your day then is full of FAT.
Friday – am blogging this morning and then the kids come for a sleepover. My 2 nephews and niece – 10, 7, and 5. Help me. We’re camping out in a tent in our apartment and McDonald’s is going to have my business this weekend. Yeah, go ahead and judge. And if there’s no blog on Monday, now you know why. Will be hospitalised for exhaustion.
Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Filthy Scab pays her bills. Please. Whores are flush, didn’t you know?
PPS. Heads up for Monday, August 11th – 30 REDKEN stylists will be giving haircuts at Yonge-Dundas Square from 11am – 7pm in Toronto to raise money for ONEXONE. Matt Damon is back for a third year in a row on September 8th in Toronto to host ONEXONE’s annual gala during TIFF. You know who’ll be in town just before him? Oh…only his buds George Clooney and Brad Pitt.
PPS. Will you see The Sisterhood this weekend? Here are the girls out and about this week promoting the movie which has received decent reviews from the majority of the top critics in America. Squee! And if you haven’t already, check out my Essence of Sisterhood here. Every girl needs good girl friends. Especially Jessica Simpson.
Photos from Splash
Gimme More! September 7th. We’ll be balls deep in TIFF. But something else is going on. The annual spectacular: the MTV VMAs. And Britney’s back! Marc Malkin is reporting that Britney shot a promo for the show with host Russell Brand on Tuesday, gamely referring to the “elephant in the room” and graciously joining in the collective ridicule that was last year’s amazingly memorable performance. Full Story
Smart move. Jessica Simpson is continuing to tour in support of her country album and since the reception has been lukewarm at best, it’s time to amp it up. Porny rocked out on stage at the Indiana State Fair in a pair of white short shorts, a denim shirt, and a funky belt over a pair of cowboy boots. Full Story
It’s been a hot Sapphic summer! Samantha Ronson celebrated her birthday yesterday with her girlfriend Lindsay Lohan who put on her best green dress to please her lover. Sam returned the favour with a pair of tuxedo pants and sassy white hat. Yum. Surrounded by photographers, the two showed no compunction about holding hands, and Lilo even flirted with her honey using a faux ice cream positioned near her nipple. Full Story