Average > Dried bitter melon face?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 13:58:00 May 13, 2009 13:58:00

My husband has been on me all day about featuring Shu Qi because he’s been stalking her on Getty. He thinks he’s an Asian specialist now, he can actually tell us apart. And right now he’s all about how hot she is. Can’t get over how hot she is. Me I’m partial to Maggie Cheung. Full Story

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Festival Tilda

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 12:23:00 May 13, 2009 12:23:00

It begins. Another Cannes Film Festival. And at tonight’s opening gala, a goddess arrived. Her name? Tilda Swinton. Please. Who else? I LOVE how far she has to bend down to greet that woman. I LOVE how graceful she is. I LOVE how beautiful she is. Beautiful but not delicate. And this is good. Full Story

More AssTalk from the Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 11:37:48 May 13, 2009 11:37:48

Still can’t believe she and John Mayer haven’t hooked up yet. He’s a depraved douchebag, she’s as stripper skank as they come. And neither of them can stop yapping. Perfect together. Please make it happen. Anyway, we’re a month away from Transformers which means we’ll be inundated with Megan Fox for the next several weeks. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 11:19:26 May 13, 2009 11:19:26

The funniest sh-t I have read all day (Dlisted)

Lyla Garrity is Blair Waldorf’s single white female (Hollywood Tuna)

If any child could do it, she could thaw out my womb (Just Jared)

Lolita in London looks like it’s Mom Night (The Superficial)

Ashley Olsen’s face looks really f-cking weird here (Pop Sugar)

Famewhore Mermaid (IDLYITW)

Kate keeps Leo close (INO)

Alanis on the beach! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

David Beckham: spot his amazing word (Cele|bitchy)

Greedy f-cker’s career is over (ASL)

Rossum for his birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 10:05:37 May 13, 2009 10:05:37

Run, Robert, RUN. Today is Robert Pattinson’s birthday. I know this because my inbox has been pounded by his fans, some very polite, and some not so polite, “belligerating” me for not wishing him a Happy Birthday. I’ll let you enjoy that for a minute or two. My birthday, by the way, is September 26th. Full Story

Ewan in the morning

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 08:38:30 May 13, 2009 08:38:30

At Regis & Kelly and Good Morning America today in New York promoting Angels & Demons which hits theatres this week. So far Angels has not been as controversial as Da Vinci. Not even close. And while it hasn’t received great reviews, critics have been kinder to it than its predecessor. We can all probably agree – the Da Vinci movie sucked so much sh-t. Full Story

Courteney’s new bestie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 08:09:42 May 13, 2009 08:09:42

Courteney Cox and Isla Fisher yesterday out for lunch at Joan’s on Third. All part of that little yummy mummy crowd – from which Courteney’s longtime bestie Jennifer Aniston is feeling increasingly isolated. At least according to Life & Style. Obviously bullsh-t. But the photos came at a great time as their latest issue hits stands featuring a BFF breakup. Full Story

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You are not Little Edie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 07:22:13 May 13, 2009 07:22:13

The cops were called to Lindsay Lohan’s the other day because the alarm went off. Nothing had been stolen and there was no break in, but it was a f-cking mess, prompting the police to describe initially that the place had been ransacked. It was not ransacked. Lilo simply doesn’t pick up her sh-t. Full Story

Maya’s Hollywood timing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 07:11:00 May 13, 2009 07:11:00

Love Maya Rudolph. She was on Letterman last night presumably to promote Away We Go. I’ve posted the trailer several times already. Can’t wait. Anyway, in the film, Maya and John Krasinski play expectant parents looking for a place to raise their child. And Maya just announced she’s pregnant with her second with Paul Thomas Anderson. Full Story

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It’s a travel day today so I’m posting a few articles early and will continue on the other side. Sorry about inconvenience. Am finally heading home after 5 – or was it 6? – days in Vegas. Leaving is good for the liver.

On tap today: many Twilight cast exclusives with Vampires roaming and Taylor Lautner and Selena Lautner with family and friends. SO cute. Also Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry, some Vagina Virgins, and of course, the Shelf Ass selling, selling, selling…

It’s Tuesday – am blogging on the fly. Check back often, especially late in the day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Monday was post heavy. SCROLL DOWN to get caught up on late day articles.

PPS. As I first reported yesterday, even Kevin Federline is getting more work than Lindsay Lohan. Here he is in Vancouver with girlfriend Victoria to shoot a movie. At this point it’s embarrassing. Not for him, if you can believe it. But for HER. For Lindsay Lohan…

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He’s digging...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2009 15:29:00 May 12, 2009 15:29:00

And that can only mean one scene. Lame sh-ts, now I’m crying. Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson continued shooting Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows on the Pembrokeshire Coast today and were joined by Rupert Grint – he was not pictured in the previous series that was posted. Won’t bother spoiling this with words. Full Story

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