A manslinger’s distorted cover (Dlisted)
A tiny waist supports a big ass (Hollywood Tuna)
Fighting Katy Perry with her nipple (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Star Magazine gets it wrong…again (INO)
Donatella Versace…or is that Tori Spelling in 10 years? (Holy Moly UK)
Teen mothers bounce back quickly (Cele|bitchy)
Why Posh is putting off LaLa Beckham (IDLYITW)
Mrs Z shows off her ring (Pop Sugar)
Said it before and I’ll say it again: Girl sh*t is the best sh*t. It really is. But first… Forget Bronte. There has never been an epic love story like this one: "We became boyfriend and girlfriend the day we met. He was on a quest to meet me, and he was like, 'I think you're beautiful and I really like you. Full Story
Is hotter than RDJ. He is on top of the world, and he is on the cover of the new Rolling Stone – like a weary prize fighter who’s battled his way back into the ring and will.not.leave. Love him so much. It’s a great interview and I won’t spoil it for you. But this quote at the end? This quote makes my life. Full Story
I am an only child. This is probably why I’m such a bitch. At the same time, I never missed having a sibling, even when my parents ruined my life by splitting up. And getting back together when I was 16. The reason: my cousin Cat. We fought over everything. We fought over Michael Jackson. Who loved him more? She used to lord it over me because they share the same birthday August 29th. Full Story
It’s a common religious theme – the idle mind is prone to sin. Very, very true of Lindsay Lohan’s life. Because when Lilo is busy, when she is hard at work, she can focus, she stays off the club circuit, she spends quiet evenings at home, and she can walk straight. Soon as it’s over though, soon as the structure is removed from her schedule… well, in the past, she used to drive off the road. Full Story
Simply put, Sienna Miller is f&cked. Known internationally now for being a homewrecker, Sienna is scrambling to salvage her career. Not only are studio executives at Paramount not impressed about the near universal Sienna-hate threatening future projects, it also seems she’s receiving little sympathy from her power player peers, especially since Rosetta Getty is so well connected within that tight little Hollywood circle that includes Courteney Cox and a few other high profile friends. Full Story
Will she grow a tail one day and swim away? To the find the freedom her mother lost? Katie Holmes took Little Sci to see the Little Mermaid last night. LS seemed to be bothered by the noise – as you can see, mom tried to be cheerful and soothe her baby. Not sure where daddy is. Highly unusual for the GMD to leave his wife and child alone for so long. Full Story
Happy 30th Birthday Lindsey M in Atlanta! Congratulations on starting your own business and on finding a husband from Canada! To Andrée celebrating her 19th – Happy Birthday! With love from Katy. Happy 30th birthday to Meghan! Both Alison and Janet sent their best wishes. Alison can’t wait to celebrate on Saturday and Janet looks forward to lunch on Friday. Full Story
The Silver Fox spoke the truth yesterday when he basically called Ali Lohan an old hag and an aspiring stripper. The comment was of course directed at her mother, that all class pimp Dina Lohan who continues to deprive her children of a real life.
In typical Dina Lohan fashion, instead of actually considering the true meaning behind them, she took Anderson Cooper’s comments and turned her daughter into a victim – her favourite move. Speaking exclusively to OK! Magazine Dina wailed: “People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him."
Dina Lohan believes in bad karma? I’ll take a piece of that. What are the karmic ramifications for a parent pimp?
Wednesday – online all day, remember to refresh.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Mel B and her creepy husband are not having issues with the bills. Also not the ungrateful Princess of AssTalk.
Early reviews for Pineapple Express have been generally positive…if raunch and dirty is your thing. Raunch and dirty is totally my thing. Naturally I have to see Pineapple Express, although it sucks you can’t drink in the theatre. My buzz always wears off half way through, you know? See? Sucks that I can’t hold my weed. Full Story
Better…but still sh*t. KatE continues to torture us with us those jeans. Some of you have written to posit that they’re actually the GMD’s, that he makes her wear them to be close to her. It’s totally something he would do… Only … These are TOO LONG to be his. Full Story