Lilo’s rejection weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 07:00:13 October 14, 2008 07:00:13

Was a busy day for Lindsay Lohan on Monday. First she promoted her line of leggings (modelling a pair with ladders all over them) at Henri Bendel – no Sam in sight. Rumours are swirling that things are not well. Rumours are also swirling that they’re engaged. Probably because we don’t care anymore. Full Story

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Summoned by Her Madgesty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 06:48:25 October 14, 2008 06:48:25

It was a star studded carpet last night for Filth & Wisdom as all tried to gain Her Madgesty’s favour. Including Lindsay Lohan. Especially Lindsay Lohan. That’s coming up. Also Chace Crawford and the panty exploding piece of shamef&cking hotness known as Chuck Bass. Later. For now…others paying their respects at court: The beautiful Brooke Shields who, at 2 years older, still looks 10 years YOUNGER than Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman. Full Story

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Lovey Dovey Weekend Getaway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 06:36:18 October 14, 2008 06:36:18

Ryan had the kids, so Reese dashed over to London to see her Jakey – here they are hand in hand, clearly delighted to be together for a few short days. Reese is already back in LA but I’m told she’s actually in the UK more often than we know. As I reported a couple of weeks ago, after one of the bottom feeding raggers reported that they’d split, Reese and Jake see each other when they can. Full Story

October 14, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 06:32:03 October 14, 2008 06:32:03

Happy 39th Birthday Salima D! John says in another life we were sisters. Would LOVE another smutty relative! Sending you best wishes for an amazing year! Congratulations Jennifer P on the birth of beautiful Ella Scarlet on October 11 with love from Great Aunt Barb! Happy B-Day to Kaitlin, Ainsley and Morgan - my Calgary girls. Full Story

Monday, October 13, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Britney’s Womaniser video was released Friday… thoughts?

Mine are below.

Today is Thanksgiving in Canada. I’m thankful for your support of this site! Please know how I appreciate your visits. And Degrassi’s Stacey Farber gave thanks for her good fortune by giving back. This is Stacey on Thursday promoting Canada Post’s booklet of fundraiser stamps in support of the Canada Post Foundation for Mental Health. The stamp is available until the end of the year and the goal is to raise one million dollars. Mental illness affects one in five Canadians directly but no one ever talks about it.

Wishing you and yours a Happy Thanksgiving.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Thankful for Botox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2008 12:56:00 October 13, 2008 12:56:00

That would be Granny Freeze, Nicole Kidman. What would her life be without it? Never mind her life… what would her FACE be without it? Sharon Osbourne would like to know… Sharon has had every procedure known to plastics. And she was on Chelsea Handler’s show recently calling out Gran and every other twat in Hollywood for not being as forthcoming: “Oh my God! Those liars! I hate them! Those bitches! 'They are like, "I didn't do anything. Full Story

Thankful for Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2008 10:58:04 October 13, 2008 10:58:04

Real girls don’t let girls go out looking stupid. Or twatty. Or porny. And certainly not all of the above. So it goes without saying, this Thanksgiving, I’m thankful for my girls. Because while I may go out looking like a raging f&cking bitch every day, my girls would never let me go out looking like my legs belong permanently in the air with my mouth wrapped around a cock. Full Story

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Thankful for Pitt Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2008 07:57:29 October 13, 2008 07:57:29

You’ve seen the cover – now a glimpse at the pages inside Angelina Jolie’s W Magazine feature, photographed by Brad Pitt. Porn! He is shooting the woman he loves, the mother of his children with his children. And they are beautiful. Stunningly beautiful. These are just a few – the actual magazine on newsstands will have the full portfolio but they say Brad has a good eye. Full Story

Thankful for Hot Harry on a Horse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2008 07:46:53 October 13, 2008 07:46:53

Hot Harry and his Chelsy Davy went out for dinner the other night and the British press were making a big deal about how they feasted on monkeys swinging from trees and other exotic dishes…or some sh*t like that. I prefer to make a big deal about the fact that Hot Harry looks debloated and I wonder if those foods were aphrodisiacs and I could totally see them mauling each other like two wildcats in the jungle. Full Story

Thankful for Love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2008 07:33:17 October 13, 2008 07:33:17

And no…not the kind of love that gets renewed in Vegas by Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony as Criss Angel looks on. Ew! No. I’m talking about the Johnny Depp kind of love. The kind that is rarely, if ever, photographed outside a red carpet. The kind that is guarded fiercely. Sigh. And he adores her. Full Story