The Perils of a Pimp Mom

March 17, 2008 13:39:00 Posted at March 17, 2008 13:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is what happens when your mother is more interested in pimping you than she is in raising you. Not only do you become a drug addict, so used and loose at only 21 that even the p*ssy posse wants nothing to do with you wants nothing to do with you Full Story

Me on Becks

March 17, 2008 12:42:28 Posted at March 17, 2008 12:42:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sorta. Becks has a new tattoo. In Chinese. I can speak it, but the only thing I can read and write are names of movie stars. As such, according to Page Six: “The tattoo is written in traditional Mandarin Chinese and is an old Chinese proverb that says: "Death and life have determined appointments, Riches and honors depends upon heaven. Full Story

Colin and Lily Cole?

March 17, 2008 12:23:00 Posted at March 17, 2008 12:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re both shooting The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus and my sources say they’ve hooked up on a few occasions… no working involved. First, at the Vancouver Aquarium – kinda cute for a first date. Except that he had an entourage accompanying him. And then seen last week, late at night, heading into her hotel room. Full Story

Perv On Someone Your Own Age!

March 17, 2008 12:00:03 Posted at March 17, 2008 12:00:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They are starring in a new movie together called Pathology – here promoting it at Wizard World in LA at the weekend. The preternaturally preserved Alyssa, now 35, doesn’t look a day over 25. Much more suitable for Milo, 31, who’s been creepy perving on that little Lolita Hayden Panettiere. Full Story

Ass > Babies?

March 17, 2008 11:37:00 Posted at March 17, 2008 11:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now THAT is an ass. And it belongs to Jennifer Aniston, enjoying her day off in Miami by doing what she does best, sunning herself in Miami but thankfully not shouting at the ocean. Jen’s in a much better place these days. But that ass. That ass. Her hair and her ass. The only two things she can lord over Angelina Jolie. Full Story

No Country for Old Men DVD Giveaway!!!

March 17, 2008 11:35:00 Posted at March 17, 2008 11:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Available now on DVD, this year’s reigning Best Picture winner directed by the Coen Brothers, with Oscar winner Javier Bardem (yum, but not in the film), Josh Brolin, and Tommy Lee Jones. It’s a brilliant film… but did Joel and Ethan have to be so glib??? Maybe they’re just too smart for us. Full Story

One Dog Shelf Ass

March 17, 2008 11:18:00 Posted at March 17, 2008 11:18:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shelfy Biel is back in LA after spending weeks in England fouling up a new movie version of Easy Virtue. Here she is, back to her old tricks, walking her one remaining dog in Brentwood. There was an interesting item in the last issue of Us Weekly after recent rampant speculation about Pip Timberlake and Kate Hudson hooking up. Full Story

Jean on Jean

March 17, 2008 10:47:13 Posted at March 17, 2008 10:47:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Matt Damon with Luci in London on Saturday having dinner at Cipriani. If we went to Cipriani, we’d probably be kicked out for wearing what he wore. But he’s Matt Damon. And Matt Damon wears a toque and denim on denim at Cipriani. Love. Matt and Luciana are expecting their 2nd child. Yes I know some of you find her fugly. Full Story

Golddigger Pay Day

March 17, 2008 09:35:00 Posted at March 17, 2008 09:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well…she got paid, Heather Mills did. But significantly less than what she’s been angling for. “Only” £25 million, roughly US$50 million which is major cash for people like us… but really not so much for people who live the luxe life. And for someone who was originally asking for over £100, it’s obviously not exactly an ideal settlement – on her terms. Full Story

Heart, Truth, Fashion

March 17, 2008 09:19:00 Posted at March 17, 2008 09:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Toronto is abuzz – L’Oreal Fashion Week is in full swing and this season, for the first time, The Heart and Stroke Foundation of Canada is presenting The Heart Truth Fashion Show, the signature event of The Heart Truth campaign, to spread its lifesaving message to Canadian women – and all women – through the power of the Red Dress. Full Story

Taupe on the Stump

March 17, 2008 07:05:13 Posted at March 17, 2008 07:05:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Boston this weekend, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner campaigned for Obama, hosting an event at a club called Rumour. I know it’s a conservative theme and a conservative crowd but faaaack… would it kill her not to dress, literally, like a hostess? On second thought – never mind. Full Story