SIT DOWN Kate Beckinsale! (DListed )
See a burnt PussyCat Doll (Hollywood Tuna )
MetLife Hates Lilo? (INO )
Lilo F&cked Bobby Brown…’s son? (Holy Moly )
Pene’s Amazing Ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
John’s “O” faces are reserved for the real thing (Cele|bitchy )
The Unthinkable! My Gwynnie looks like Gaybe Claybe? (Candy Kirby )
Vin Diesel has a girlfriend?!? Vin Diesel had a baby?!? Even more shocking… there are people who actually STILL care? Amazingly enough, yes…though these days it’s fewer and fewer. This is why he has to make yet another Fast and Furious movie. But if Ebola Paris Hilton can have fans, I suppose Vin Diesel can have fans too. Full Story
Last night at the Australian in Film Breakthrough Awards, Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish arrived together – their first time in public as a couple. Apparently they were sweet and loving and he had his arm around her and as you would expect, because this was reported in People, they seemed very much in love. Full Story
Nicole Richie headed to a meeting yesterday in skinny jeans and very, very high heels. Sigh. I love her. And lately I seem to be obsessed with her nose. Nicole Richie has a great nose. I have a hawk nose. I wish I could replace my hawk nose with Nicole’s nose. But work only begets more work. And pretty soon I’d look like Nicole…but Kidman. Full Story
The Newroom is down the street from The Ivy on Robertson. If you’re eating on Robertson, you’re there for a reason: you want to be seen. It is an indisputable fact. Why hang out with the paps when there are so many other, and better!, places to eat in West Hollywood? So here’s Gerard Butler yesterday after lunch at the Newsroom, photographed by several outlets, perhaps because he’s finally achieved a slight improvement on the way he wears his pants. Full Story
So here we are… June 6, 2008. Still no official word that the Wonder Twins have been activated though the rumour of the day is that Angelina and Brad will be heading to Marseilles. Absolutely no foundation for this, save for French reporters scouring their entire nation for the best hospitals. Full Story
The more talk of a conspiracy, the more intrigue and anticipation. When are They coming? The world is waiting. Waiting and watching and growing more anxious and foaming at the mouth and all of it serves as proper justification… Word is, there was some hesitation over the price tag of those photos. Full Story
It was a week ago that Entertainment Tonight confirmed that Angelina Jolie had given birth to twin girls. A week ago that the Brange reps denied ET’s report and since then a full scale investigation has been launched into the “conspiracy” that prompted one of the safest, most mainstream, MiniVan-catering shows to forge ahead boldly with what turned out to be a bogus story. Full Story
Happy Birthday Leitha in Nova Scotia! Looking forward to the Big, Original Idea. Please do share when it happens. And thank you, so much, for supporting the smut for so long. To Shelagh E in Halifax – Happy Birthday from your bff Heather! To Helena on your 37th – sending you birthday wishes and Gwyneth solidarity and will be dancing along with you at George Michael because I’m going too and I’m not sure I understand this “Mutts-Schmel” thing but it sounds cute anyway. Full Story
What is that they always say? Without darkness there is no light. Without pain, there could be no compassion. Without evil, would we know goodness?
The Wonder Twins are about to bless the earth, the embodiment of all that is pure and right. Perhaps then it is only natural – that to coincide with the twins’ arrival, their polar opposite must be conceived too. If the double deities represent hope for humanity, then any spawn of Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton occupies the other end of the spectrum, everything that is wrong with the world: disease, war, hate, hunger.
Good has battled evil since the beginning. And since there is no evil like the evils that sprout from between Ebola’s legs, no wonder we needed two Jolie-Pitts to fight that sh*t. An Ebola baby would undoubtedly be a formidable foe.
Hollywood is buzzing that Ebola is pregnant. More on that later.
Thursday – blogging all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
Have you been to Niagara Falls? If you’ve been, you know that one of the most popular tourist attractions is the barrel photo - a picture taken of you inside a barrel perched in front of the falls made to look like you’re going down. There’s a hilarious one of my mother in the barrel from back in the 70s. Full Story