Sino J.Lo?

March 17, 2008 06:45:26 Posted at March 17, 2008 06:45:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First sighting of Jennifer Lopez since she birthed her twins. As you can see, Marc looks rather bleary-eyed. And JLo looks rather Asian-eyed! Apparently she’s already lost much of her baby weight. But of course she has. People Magazine has secured the exclusive first rights to those photos. You know she worked out like a demon to look skinny in those photos. Full Story

The President & Mr Pitt

March 17, 2008 06:28:35 Posted at March 17, 2008 06:28:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One sexy beast to another – Bill Clinton and Brad Pitt this weekend in New Orleans joining forces and foundations to help those devastated by Katrina. Together they broke ground on the building site where new homes will be constructed over 10 blocks, providing housing for victims of the hurricane. Full Story

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March 17, 2008 – Smutty Shout-outs

March 17, 2008 06:23:41 Posted at March 17, 2008 06:23:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Sylvia – Happy Birthday to my partner in smut, from Richie Cunningham To Leslie B in Bakersfield from Sam in Michigan – you’ve been reading my dirty blog since med school in Grenada…thank you, love you, owe you for the support. And congratulations on your recent engagement too! Less than a year to go for the M. Full Story

Friday, March 14, 2008

Dear Gossips,

The newest stars of the internet – have you met Sharon and Fred? Am obsessed with Sharon and Fred. Especially Sharon. LOVE Sharon. Particularly the way she moves her eyeballs when she’s suggesting to Fred how to celebrate their anniversary. Rewind that part over and over again. You will lose your sh*t. Or not. I am surrounded by deplorable people. We find humour in things that will send us to hell.

Click here for more information on Sharon and Fred. If that useless piece of twat Ebola Paris Hilton can become a star from a web video, why can’t Sharon and Fred? Why.The.F&ck.Not???

And… The Sarcastic Avenger.

It’s my superhero name! My superpower is the radioactive ability to interrupt cell phone reception. Sweet.

For those in America – look for that skank bag Pam Anderson on this site to find the Superhero Movie Widget. My superhero name is kinkier than my porn name…is yours?

Finally it’s Friday. Am posting all day – refresh often! Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Kate Bosworth is not a wastetful blower. Cameron Diaz isn’t either.

PPS. Robert Downey Jr is not gay and broke.

PPPS. Scarlett Johansson isn’t this demanding cow.

The GMD’s Birthday

March 14, 2008 13:08:00 Posted at March 14, 2008 13:08:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This has made my life. And it will make yours. Or at the very least, it will make your Friday. Promise. So Gawker has posted a new video from deep within the Vault of Xenu of a birthday party a few years ago planned by David Miscavige for the Church’s golden boy Tom Cruise. Full Story

Hard Candy at 50

March 14, 2008 10:32:00 Posted at March 14, 2008 10:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s 50 in August. 50. You stop and think about that before knockin’ Her Madgesty. This is the official album cover for Hard Candy. LOVE. You’ll note the font…similar spirit as the 4 Minutes to Save the World single cover Full Story

My Rumey’s Red Lips

March 14, 2008 10:05:00 Posted at March 14, 2008 10:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This won’t make you believe she’s cuter in person but for what it’s worth…I like her look. Better this than a country hick weave with acrylics and a French manicure a la Carrie Underwood. I’ll take this every day. Still… Rumey admittedly isn’t rockin’ her best angles in a few of these shots. Full Story

Brendan Fraser Has No Friends

March 14, 2008 09:24:00 Posted at March 14, 2008 09:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Because If he had friends, true friends, they would tell him straight up – dude, don’t fight it man. Just go bald. Clearly Brendan has no friends. And he no longer has a wife either. Maybe that’s why he’s trying to save his manhood by faking his hair. Or maybe this is what prompted her to leave. Full Story

Best Squirrel in Purple

March 14, 2008 08:52:42 Posted at March 14, 2008 08:52:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Quite possibly the best Anne Hathaway ever. LOOOVE this dress. If it’s actually Marchesa I’ll be suitably impressed. She looks lovely in purple, non? And the hair and the styling, all first class. All keeping the squirrel features squirrel features  Full Story

Maggie & The Dark Knight

March 14, 2008 08:28:43 Posted at March 14, 2008 08:28:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Vegas is all about ShoWest right now and Warners is hauling out the talent in preparation for summer blockbuster season with stars from Speed Racer, the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, and of course The Dark Knight all on hand last night to pre-promote their projects. Attached – Christian Bale and Maggie Gyllenhaal and Christopher Nolan. Full Story

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George With Benefits

March 14, 2008 08:04:38 Posted at March 14, 2008 08:04:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The benefits that come with dating George Clooney make up a long, long list. Not even sure if there is a downside to dating George. Especially not if you’re Sarah Larson, who was once a glorified gambling escort in Vegas, with a rather tawdry past, and who now has a front row seat at the Oscars on the arm of Hollywood’s reigning monarch. Full Story