Well…she got paid, Heather Mills did. But significantly less than what she’s been angling for. “Only” £25 million, roughly US$50 million which is major cash for people like us… but really not so much for people who live the luxe life. And for someone who was originally asking for over £100, it’s obviously not exactly an ideal settlement – on her terms. Full Story
Toronto is abuzz – L’Oreal Fashion Week is in full swing and this season, for the first time, The Heart and Stroke Foundation of Canada is presenting The Heart Truth Fashion Show, the signature event of The Heart Truth campaign, to spread its lifesaving message to Canadian women – and all women – through the power of the Red Dress. Full Story
In Boston this weekend, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner campaigned for Obama, hosting an event at a club called Rumour. I know it’s a conservative theme and a conservative crowd but faaaack… would it kill her not to dress, literally, like a hostess? On second thought – never mind. Full Story
First sighting of Jennifer Lopez since she birthed her twins. As you can see, Marc looks rather bleary-eyed. And JLo looks rather Asian-eyed! Apparently she’s already lost much of her baby weight. But of course she has. People Magazine has secured the exclusive first rights to those photos. You know she worked out like a demon to look skinny in those photos. Full Story
One sexy beast to another – Bill Clinton and Brad Pitt this weekend in New Orleans joining forces and foundations to help those devastated by Katrina. Together they broke ground on the building site where new homes will be constructed over 10 blocks, providing housing for victims of the hurricane. Full Story
To Sylvia – Happy Birthday to my partner in smut, from Richie Cunningham To Leslie B in Bakersfield from Sam in Michigan – you’ve been reading my dirty blog since med school in Grenada…thank you, love you, owe you for the support. And congratulations on your recent engagement too! Less than a year to go for the M. Full Story
The newest stars of the internet – have you met Sharon and Fred? Am obsessed with Sharon and Fred. Especially Sharon. LOVE Sharon. Particularly the way she moves her eyeballs when she’s suggesting to Fred how to celebrate their anniversary. Rewind that part over and over again. You will lose your sh*t. Or not. I am surrounded by deplorable people. We find humour in things that will send us to hell.
Click here for more information on Sharon and Fred. If that useless piece of twat Ebola Paris Hilton can become a star from a web video, why can’t Sharon and Fred? Why.The.F&ck.Not???
And… The Sarcastic Avenger.
It’s my superhero name! My superpower is the radioactive ability to interrupt cell phone reception. Sweet.
For those in America – look for that skank bag Pam Anderson on this site to find the Superhero Movie Widget. My superhero name is kinkier than my porn name…is yours?
Finally it’s Friday. Am posting all day – refresh often! Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Kate Bosworth is not a wastetful blower. Cameron Diaz isn’t either.
PPS. Robert Downey Jr is not gay and broke.
PPPS. Scarlett Johansson isn’t this demanding cow.
This won’t make you believe she’s cuter in person but for what it’s worth…I like her look. Better this than a country hick weave with acrylics and a French manicure a la Carrie Underwood. I’ll take this every day. Still… Rumey admittedly isn’t rockin’ her best angles in a few of these shots. Full Story
Because If he had friends, true friends, they would tell him straight up – dude, don’t fight it man. Just go bald. Clearly Brendan has no friends. And he no longer has a wife either. Maybe that’s why he’s trying to save his manhood by faking his hair. Or maybe this is what prompted her to leave. Full Story