He’s never been happier

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2008 11:30:40 December 17, 2008 11:30:40

It’s Travolty in France, still shooting with the androgen of his massage fantasies Jonathan Rhys Meyers. The film is called From Paris With Love – something about a spy although originally he probably thought it was a romance. Still, spending every day on set with someone as pretty as JRM is making JT very, very happy. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2008 11:19:35 December 17, 2008 11:19:35

Silver Fox Francophile (Dlisted)

Overdressed hasn’t overdressed in a while! (Hollywood Tuna)

Sit DOWN Penn Humphrey! (Just Jared)

Halle Berry: no enhancement necessary (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kate Moss’s big announcement? (Pop Sugar)

Sweet Spanish Quiver…Iker & Rafa get tuxed (Kickette)

Breastfeeding = Thinnification? (INO)

Why Miss Zahara won’t beg (Cele|bitchy)

Beck and LipGloss! (A Socialite's Life)

OK! Magazine pro-Brange (IDLYITW)

Everybody waxy face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2008 09:27:19 December 17, 2008 09:27:19

Seems like everyone popped in for a pre-holiday tweak, non? From the Brange to the GMD to the JLo everyone looks so fresh and pulled! Check out Jennifer Lopez last night out for dinner with Marc Anthony – she was gorgeous last week on the Benjamin Button carpet and it appears the pretty flush has carried over. Full Story

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Best of 2008: Xenu the video

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2008 07:40:55 December 17, 2008 07:40:55

I almost forgot! I almost forgot about the video that made our lives! The theme from Mission Impossible, the GMD’s crazy cackle, the GMD’s crazy serious face immediately following his crazy cackle, the Xenu gibberish spewing from his mouth, and then his acceptance of that award swearing allegiance to LRH… it’s a far cry from the current iteration of Tom Cruise making his press rounds and it’s why we need this reminder – for those of you weakened by his remarkable publicity charms and yes, I’m including my colleagues at eTalk who were hypnotised by him last week. Full Story

Mickey the leader

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2008 07:32:39 December 17, 2008 07:32:39

Last night The Wrestler premiered in LA and we’ve been talking since TIFF about the Oscar buzz, about his performance, and right now, Mickey Rourke appears to be the leader. Based on performance, absolutely they say he deserves it. He is outstanding. But as you know, as illustrated by the fact that a lesser movie called Crash managed to outvote Brokeback Mountain, it’s all about the voters. Full Story

No Jada, No GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2008 07:11:10 December 17, 2008 07:11:10

At the premiere of Seven Pounds last night in LA – Will Smith, a rare carpet self promotional occasion withOUT his wife. Ordinarily not a big deal. But it’s been bizarre the comments he and Jada and even Rosario Dawson have been making lately. Rosario plays Will’s love interest in the film. Full Story

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Protecting Guy’s image

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2008 06:52:26 December 17, 2008 06:52:26

Guy Ritchie did not take kindly to Madonna’s publicist Liz Rosenberg announcing financial details about their divorce the other day to the AP. Over the last couple of months, he’s worked with the British press to present a picture of a man frustrated by a control freak, who cares only for his children, who was never interested in the money, who was cuckolded by his wife’s flagrant relationship with a baseball player… And then Liz Rosenberg reveals he stands to earn almost $100 million from the split. Full Story

December 17, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2008 06:45:34 December 17, 2008 06:45:34

Happy 34th Birthday Cara in Salt Lake City! With love and fond memories of Whistler from Alison in Ottawa. For Suzanne B in Dublin – turbo consultant and a great partner in gossip to Jean… best wishes this holiday and I’m counting on you to stay smutty next year! To Jackie in Annandale from Kimberly – “Gracias, por favor”. Full Story

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Dear Gossips,

The thinnification of the GMD has turned him into plastic man. Like, he’s lost more weight than Lindsay Lohan. Wonder what his secret is…?

Almost at the end of the year which means it’s time for those lists. Best and Worst in smut. Remember my favourite photo from 2007? From today til December 31st, random moments that made our gossipy lives in 2008. Please do send yours! There’s a lovely gift on the other side.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Johnny Depp is not Cuba or Chocolate – seriously, I’ve never read such panic in your emails. Also not RDJ or Jude Law or Brad Pitt. As if.

Dunder Alba Demon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2008 17:23:29 December 16, 2008 17:23:29

Ausiello is reporting that along with Jack Black, The Office has secured Jessica Alba for an appearance on the episode of The Office that will air immediately following the Super Bowl. The Alba Demon is coming back to TV! Where she belongs! Great move by her agent. Full Story