Best of 2008: the new British Invasion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2008 14:27:00 December 16, 2008 14:27:00

At the box office and on television, the young man quiveration factor came from the UK… Am aware James McAvoy is Scottish. But I liked the title…forgive me please? He’s from Scotland! He’s Scottish! And this summer, for a couple of weeks, his Wanted launched him up several notches – a star who can do the small, arty films as well as carry an action movie. Full Story

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Too much or just enough?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2008 12:02:03 December 16, 2008 12:02:03

Am having a hard time with this one…help me decide. So Pete Wentz was on Howard Stern today and he totally gav’er with the personal details re: his sex life with Ashlee Simpson. On the one hand – if you commit to doing Howard Stern (I have a thing for Howard Stern) you have you be prepared to go there. Full Story

Best of 2008: Low classy Lilo NYE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2008 08:53:00 December 16, 2008 08:53:00

Lindsay Lohan rang in 2008 in low classy assy style, spreading her dirty orange firecrotch all over some Italian dude at a party in Europe…to the delight of photographers snapping every single moment: As in a new rehabbed Lilo, looking drunk off her rag, straddled across the man on a coach, grinding up his crotch as he half heartedly kneaded her ass. Full Story

Are you ready for Friday Night?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2008 08:25:00 December 16, 2008 08:25:00

Lights? For those of you without DirecTV, January is something to look forward to. New episodes of Friday Night Lights! I can tell you that Tim and Lyla get it on in the first 2 minutes. And how their relationship progresses after that will, in typical FNL fashion, break your bleeding heart. There is a scene where Tim, the misfit, finds himself in a situation so uncomfortable, what he does will crush your soul for hours. Full Story

There she is!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2008 08:03:13 December 16, 2008 08:03:13

It’s my Rumey Willis! And it’s been way too long! Rumer is a redhead now though colour, as you can see, does nothing for her angles. It’s her angles that enhance her angles. And last night it was hit and miss and the D&G party. But where has she been? If you can believe it, gulp, Rumer Willis has been working. Full Story

Ebola infects Spittle!?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2008 07:18:41 December 16, 2008 07:18:41

Is Gerard Butler your go-to quiver? If so, it might be time to give him up. Not only because of the carby face and the pants problem and the bubbly moisture that gathers at the corner of his mouth…but because he could actually be infected with the most deadly disease in Hollywood for which there is no cure. Full Story

Hollywood Kate and Leo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2008 07:05:19 December 16, 2008 07:05:19

Last night in Los Angeles, Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio at the premiere of Revolutionary Road, their Oscar hopeful directed by Kate’s husband Sam Mendes, also nominated for a Golden Globe along with his two actors and also considered a good bet when the Academy makes its announcements on January 22nd. Full Story

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Manorexic GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2008 06:44:44 December 16, 2008 06:44:44

Does he eat anymore? It’s probably the stress. The stress of salvaging a career. Or perhaps the stress of holding back his gay – his costar Thomas Kretschmann is quite the sexy beast. This is the GMD last night in New York at the Valkyrie premiere without KatE who was probably stuck on Broadway but who hooked up with him later on at the afterparty lest you think she was anything but supportive of her man. Full Story

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Later Taylor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2008 06:30:02 December 16, 2008 06:30:02

Chris Weitz, director of About a Boy and the Golden Compass, has been confirmed as the new director for New Moon, the sequel to Twilight. My sources tell me he arrived in Vancouver on Sunday and has spent the last couple of days beginning pre-production, in meetings with local crews, and starting to scout locations in preparation to shoot in March which means, ugh, my city this Spring will be taken over by screaming AssLight superfans and their equally, um, enthusiastic mothers. Full Story