Choice Becks…and Posh too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2008 06:53:18 August 4, 2008 06:53:18

Oh yeah…her. David Beckham was named Choice Athlete at the Teen Choice Awards last night. He took his boys up on stage with him and little Cruz performed his breakdance. That child truly is his mother’s son, non? As you can see, Becks brought the mad hotness last night from head to toe. Full Story

The Taupes on the campaign trail

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2008 06:34:09 August 4, 2008 06:34:09

The Taupes and the Damons were in Miami this weekend at a fundraiser for Barack Obama. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner flew from LA on Friday specifically for the event, and squeezed in a visit with their besties Matt and Lucy who are also pregnant. Curiously enough, they had overlapping pregnancies last time too. Full Story

It’s Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2008 06:30:00 August 4, 2008 06:30:00

The Lopez. Totally bounced back post-twins in fine form… so why not leave the kids with the nanny no one ??? and enjoy a night out? Here’s JLo looking amazing Saturday night with Marc leaving Foxtail – perfect legs, perfect hair, killer dress, and finally a proper makeup artist after too many months without her usual glow. Full Story

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Robo Androgynous

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2008 06:19:46 August 4, 2008 06:19:46

I was wrong. When she wore skinnys last week, I was wrong in saying she could read, read what we’ve been saying about these jeans. Because the jeans are back. The jeans are here to stay. The Robobride androgynous jeans are now an intrinsic part of KatE Holmes. Just like her ass awful hair. And her geriatric style. Full Story

What’s the common denominator?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2008 06:02:00 August 4, 2008 06:02:00

The moment you’ve been waiting for… Hello Magazine purchased the European rights to the Pitt Family photos and, of course, as you know, People Magazine secured the exclusives in North America. Note the People cover – what’s the common denominator? The parents, the Twin Wonders, and the Chosen One too! As for the other three? Totally irrelevant. Full Story

August 4, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2008 05:59:55 August 4, 2008 05:59:55

Happy 30th Birthday Maura in Halifax! It’s the best decade ever! To Pat (and Harry) – Enjoy your first anniversary. Together. Love, Lizanne. And for B Karimian – I know Sundays are lonely, you poor thing. Hang in there… I’m here for you. And my voice too. WIth love, this Chinese bitch. Full Story

Friday, August 1, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Jonny Buckland and Chris Martin from Coldplay stopped by eTalk yesterday for a 45 minute interview with Ben Mulroney and Tanya Kim that aired last night on the show prior to their 2nd performance in Toronto. Have heard from many of you who went to the first…and were thrilled.

Yesterday they also did not disappoint. Particularly noteworthy: Chris Martin spent a very healthy amount of time signing autographs after appearing on camera. Sadly, many of his contemporaries would NOT have done the same. Chris however seemed to be in excellent spirits. And he also genuinely appreciated the fanfare.

Another cute moment: if you watched the show, you’ll recall Tanya took a fan question at one point – a young man stood up to ask about Brian Eno and then seized the moment for his band: Can my band open for you tonight?

What you didn’t see on tv was that Jonny and Chris made sure that the intrepid aspiring musician was introduced to Coldplay’s tour manager afterwards. He was over the moon… and they were trying to work something out.

Cute, non?

Some exclusive photos attached.

Friday – am posting all day. And it’s a long weekend for some people in Canada. Enjoy it!!!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Unpaid bills is not about Tori Spelling and her golddigging piece of sh*t prick of a husband Kevin Federline Junior.

PPS. Thank you SO much for sending your recipes in response to the Essence of Beef & Tomato. It was a cool, dreary night in Vancouver... guess what we had for dinner?

BJ in the city

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2008 12:48:09 August 1, 2008 12:48:09

Beyonce and Jay-Z sighted last night in New York after dinner at the Spotted Pig. LOVE it when B goes casual. Look how tight she looks in a simple white tee and jeans. When Duana and I were in LA a couple of weeks ago, we walked into a store on Third and literally turned on our heels and walked right back out when the first thing we saw inside was a sign for her clothing line House of DeSh*ts. Full Story

Pippy at the Kodak?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2008 11:53:00 August 1, 2008 11:53:00

First…a disclaimer. The following was reported by the National Enquirer. Still, it’s more accurate than In Touch or Life & Style. Or those dipsh*t sources claiming that Lance Armstrong ditched Kate Hudson because she’s too “needy”. Full Story

Hi Rumey!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 1, 2008 09:52:00 August 1, 2008 09:52:00

I’ve missed her. What? You mean you haven’t? My Rumer went shopping yesterday looking so very cute in all the right angles. Love the little jumper. Love the shoes. And the bag. And the hair. Even the little glove. Rumer Willis has a new movie coming out later this month. The House Bunny with Anna Faris who I always confuse with Emma Stone…who also happens to be in The House Bunny. Full Story