December 16, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2008 06:24:53 December 16, 2008 06:24:53

Happy 21+ 6 birthday to lovely Rachael from your ladies. And because it's your birthday, we won't even get mad when every boy in the bar completely ignores us the second they spot you! Love you lots. And from the girls to Care and Chris who got engaged on Wednesday night – he gave her the best Christmas ornament ever! Full Story

Monday, December 15, 2008

Dear Gossips,

The hell of Christmas shopping. And we’re still not done. It’s children’s Christmas shopping that’s the worst. Christmas shopping for a 6 year old girl, our niece. The most soul-sucking, demoralising experience, sanity-threatening experience. Somehow my husband turned into his father in the Bratz aisle at Toys R Us, sputtering “whores!” over and over again when he was introduced to the one that helps you with your nails…? Then I found myself at my favourite Vancouver children’s bookstore where a woman was looking for new reading material for her 12 year old granddaughter. The girl’s mother had requested a classic so, naturally, Little Women was suggested. And the grandmother’s reply?

“She’s just finished Twilight… I don’t think Little Women would appeal to her”.

God save the children.

It’s Monday – am blogging all day. Check back often. Final riddle of the year – it’s a double.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Learn.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 16:38:00 December 15, 2008 16:38:00

Oh but those dumb Hollywood twats never will. Like…even her name kicks my ass. Meryl Streep. Meryl. Streep. We get assigned randomly on junkets at eTalk. If they assigned me to a Meryl Streep junket I swear I would flat out refuse. Why pollute her air with my smutty stank? No. Kramer vs Kramer was on tv the other day. Full Story

RDJ has 6

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 15:12:17 December 15, 2008 15:12:17

Well this is a new Sherlock. Couple of stills from Guy Ritchie’s upcoming Sherlock Holmes movie have been released – RDJ looking like he’s in the middle of a scrap with his shirt off showing off his tight abs. That’s what I’m talking about. LOVE the way his belt sits on his waist. Full Story

Breakout 2009

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 13:34:38 December 15, 2008 13:34:38

Those of you who watch Friday Night Lights already know the amazing amazingness of Taylor Kitsch. Those of you don’t… well why not?!???? Come May, you will. And you’ll be sorry about the 2 years you’ve spent in complete ignorance of his amazing amazingness. Because he is Gambit in Wolverine and, according to early buzz, he will break out huge in 2009. Full Story

What happened to…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 11:57:00 December 15, 2008 11:57:00

It not being about the money? Please. What happened is the British press firmly planted on the side of their homeboy against the aging American superstar who happens to be a tough ass bitch. Which is why, now that the financial – or as John Mayer would say the “pecuniary” – details of their divorce have been settled, Madonna has instructed her mouthpiece Liz Rosenberg to release the figures. Full Story

Blair betrothed?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 11:29:00 December 15, 2008 11:29:00

Page Six is reporting that Leighton Meester is engaged to her boyfriend Sebastien Stan. Something about a Facebook profile. Is Facebook considered a “source” now? Anyway, his publicist has already denied it to Us Weekly Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 11:04:18 December 15, 2008 11:04:18

How Harry Potter seduced the GMD (Dlisted)

Porny’s terrible ruching (Hollywood Tuna)

Helping his hag celebrate (Just Jared)

Will Momma approve of these girls? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Pussy posse at the Laker game (Pop Sugar)

Beyonce wearing too much dress (INO)

Matthew Perry and Esme Cullen (A Socialite's Life)

Who’s guest starring on The Office? (ICYDK)

The next generation of douche (Cele|bitchy)

Hot girls sell video games (IDLYITW)

Pre-holiday with dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 10:14:29 December 15, 2008 10:14:29

It’s well known that Kate Hudson has a strained relationship with her father Bill Hudson. She makes a point of calling Kurt Russell the real pa in her life. Apparently the two are mending fences. Here’s Kate in London the other night at the wrap party for Nine. Her date was dad. Am looking forward to seeing her in Nine. Full Story

Glibness and forgiveness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 09:51:46 December 15, 2008 09:51:46

The GMD’s tour of contrition continues. And … it’s working. Because while Valkyrie will likely still suck sh-t at the box office, Hollywood players have been very impressed with his efforts on this promotional tour, resurrecting the Tom Cruise of the 90s, willing the MiniVan to remember him in his glory. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Burgers & Abs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2008 08:11:10 December 15, 2008 08:11:10

Britney is currently touring Circus through Japan, giving the Hello Kitties convulsions. She stopped by a burger joint yesterday and chowed down with abandon. Then she appeared on Hey!Hey!Hey and showed off a set of sick ass abs. F-ck her and her 27 year old metabolism. Or her surgeon. Or the colonics technician. Full Story