No Twins Not Yet

May 30, 2008 06:28:46 Posted at May 30, 2008 06:28:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The two Wonder Gods are still inside Angelina Jolie despite rumours out of France that she’d given birth to them on Sunday. In fact, Angie was last seen this week “shopping in the Var region of France, clearly still very pregnant.” And the world waits…  Full Story

Inseparable

May 30, 2008 06:21:37 Posted at May 30, 2008 06:21:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know when you’re so into someone you can’t bear to spend even 5 minutes away from them? Like the world isn’t right unless they’re around? The way Lilo is without her Samro? This must be what it’s like for Rihanna and Chris Brown right now. So totally in love in the way only 20 year olds can be in love – it’s intoxicating. Full Story

May 30, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 30, 2008 06:19:28 Posted at May 30, 2008 06:19:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Sarah O from Annie and Lynn on your last day in the office in Calgary – we will miss having you around but look forward to gossip mongering over Sametime. Good luck with the move! Happy 25th Birthday to Michelle on Saturday! Wishing you a party crazy weekend in Toronto though I have full confidence you won’t have a problem on that front, from one Western grad to another, and you especially living in Saugeen! Full Story

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Dear Gossips,

George Clooney appeared on a repeat episode of David Letterman last night curiously just as news broke yesterday that he and Sarah Larson are over. Hollywood timing is so reliable.

My husband and I watched together, chuckled together, he probably chuckled more than me. Not much of a gusher, he turned to me half way through and said – this guy is cool. Why are you always throwin’ your rag on him?

Today I’m throwing my rag on him because he bailed on his girl to win back the MiniVan who did not support his Leatherheads. Le sigh. Even the last great movie star has to bow down to the Majority.

Still…George is a charming son of a bitch. I hate myself for totally wanting to be his girlfriend.

It’s Thursday, new posts all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Photo Negotiation Pt 1 is not Pamela Anderson.

Blind for Nicole

May 29, 2008 17:10:00 Posted at May 29, 2008 17:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I wish I had more bad things to say about Nicole Richie. In fact I wish I had many bad things to say about Nicole Richie. Because I like her so much. I like her style. I like everything she wears. I like her face. I like her hair. I like what she"s done with herself. I like that she likes Joel Madden. Full Story

Gaybe Claybe made a Baby???

May 29, 2008 10:53:59 Posted at May 29, 2008 10:53:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shiloh Jolie Pitt! TMZ is reporting that Clay Aiken will be a father. The baby mother’s name is Jaymes Foster. Just to clarify, because in this case there should be clarification, Jaymes is a woman. A Woman. Full Story

Sarah too

May 29, 2008 10:34:00 Posted at May 29, 2008 10:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Multiple sources have confirmed exclusively to LaineyGossip.com that Sarah McLachlan and her husband Ashwin Sood have separated. A reconciliation is not entirely out of the question but I"m told it"s not a consideration right now. They have two daughters. Sarah is currently on holiday in Hawaii with her girls (Ashwin did not join them) looking amazing and fit and happy and healthy and so beautiful, clearly taking some time to enjoy her children and perhaps to regroup for life changes. Full Story

Patricia Field for Payless Exclusive Giveaway!

May 29, 2008 07:47:08 Posted at May 29, 2008 07:47:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many, many, many of you will be seeing the Sex & the City movie some time this weekend. Am assuming then that you know who Patricia Field is. Remember, SJP is not the style icon. It is Patricia Field who made Carrie Bradshaw. At least her wardrobe. Cool thing is, Patricia knows couture but she can also do budget. Full Story

Missing Mischa

May 29, 2008 06:28:08 Posted at May 29, 2008 06:28:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Because of her, I broke my arm and it looks like Mischa’s flake-out in Cannes has been extended to London. She’s supposed to be promoting You and I, that movie about tATu she’s probably embarrassed about. Full Story