Granny Freeze vs Xenu?

May 28, 2008 08:07:07 Posted at May 28, 2008 08:07:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A glimmer of hope for Nicole Kidman. Perhaps we can love her again… Is she finally telling Xenu to shove it up his sparkly ass? Is she finally willing to declare war against the GMD? Sigh… Before you get too excited... probably not. The following report comes from Heat Magazine which is notoriously always full of sh*t. Full Story

The It Couple in New York

May 28, 2008 07:48:32 Posted at May 28, 2008 07:48:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After giving each other hickeys and jumping on the lesbian love train last week in Cannes, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were in New York last night and the drama was as hot as ever. Lilo apparently put in some face time unwillingly with her mother and her sister for a while, then dashed away as quickly as possible, and spent the rest of the night screening Dina’s phone calls. Full Story

Katie Can’t Play

May 28, 2008 07:24:12 Posted at May 28, 2008 07:24:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best rumour of the day… OK, second best. Especially considering what’s coming up next about Nicole Kidman. Stay tuned. Probably full of sh&t but you love it anyway. Apparently Katie Holmes wanted desperately to have a night out at the Sex & the City premiere last night, especially since all kindsa fashion people were attending. Full Story

The Beast Smiles

May 28, 2008 07:22:22 Posted at May 28, 2008 07:22:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look how it’s killing Anna Wintour to smile last night on the carpet at the Sex & the City premiere. A little piece of her probably died with the effort. This is, after all, a woman whose soul is sustained only by stepping on others. Smiling for her must be like giving blood … she probably needed to lie down for a few minutes and then yell at someone to recover. Full Story

Best Hair in the City

May 28, 2008 06:47:29 Posted at May 28, 2008 06:47:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love Jennifer Hudson’s hair, weave, wig, whatever. Am all over it. Jennifer plays Carrie’s assistant in Sex and she also has two upcoming film projects slated for release – Winged Creatures and the Secret Life of Bees with Dakota Fanning. Ugh. Hudson is also working on her debut album scheduled to drop in September. Full Story

Bug-eyed and bushy tailed

May 28, 2008 06:25:00 Posted at May 28, 2008 06:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jason Lewis is a hot quivering beast. SO hot. But word is, last night his eyes were buggin’ outta his head and according to more than a few people watching him navigate that carpet, he was “cranked up on something”. Indeed…I can barely see his pupils. He was supposedly also very … tactile. Full Story

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Gorgessity in Gold, Gorgessity in White

May 28, 2008 05:58:35 Posted at May 28, 2008 05:58:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miranda Hobbes is turning it up, non? Cynthia Nixon was spectacular last night in a white Narciso Rodriguez. Her skin looks great, her hair looks great, her body looks great… Lesbians are totally the new Louboutins! And Kristin Davis too. LOVE this girly frock. She needs a girlfriend to go with it. Full Story

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Sex vs Indy

May 28, 2008 05:55:55 Posted at May 28, 2008 05:55:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s a big showdown at the box office this weekend - even though Indiana Jones has already made a killing, can Sex & the City put a dent into Indy’s take and possibly wrest the #1 spot away from Lucas, Spielberg, and Ford? If Vancouver is an indication of everywhere else, the ladies will be putting up a good fight. Full Story

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May 28, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 28, 2008 05:52:07 Posted at May 28, 2008 05:52:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Anniversary to Denny from Tash. Can’t believe this year has flown by. If I had a rose every time I thought of you, I would forever walk in my garden. Happy Birthday Ailsa from Heather! LOVE that smut has stayed with you for so long. LOVE that you’ve passed the gift on to your daughter. Full Story

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Did you go to temple this morning? Did you give thanks to the heavens? Today is the Chosen One’s second birthday. Brangelunatics the world over have declared an international holiday. And why not? Just being in the same 10 mile radius as the Chosen One last week accelerated the healing of my broken elbow. I am now officially typing two handed. Praise Shiloh. Jolie-Pitt.

And now we know, despite the initial controversy surrounding the premiere dates – that the film premiered in London and Berlin BEFORE New York – why the producers of Sex & the City chose today as their Big Apple launch. The Chosen One is shining on Carrie & Company. Can Sex topple Indiana Jones this weekend?

Red carpet is tonight. Should be a big spectacle with SJP’s ensemble taking centre stage.

Tuesday – am online all day…refresh, refresh, refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Is She Done With Him Yet?

May 27, 2008 12:51:17 Posted at May 27, 2008 12:51:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Hudson reported back to work on the set of Bride Wars in New York today with blue hair and Uggs, fresh off her romantic Riviera romp with Lance Armstrong. Wonder if he’s out of her system yet. Would be amazing if he kept calling her and she froze him out. It’s more than a little complicated that little hook up, especially as it relates to alliances. Full Story