Chicken Fried Amazing!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2008 06:52:07 July 28, 2008 06:52:07

Britney is celebrating the amicable resolution of her custody battle in Cabo with her assistant and friends, including George Maloof with whom she’s been friends for a long time. As you can see… her body, in a white bikini, it looks amazing. Amazing! And she’s smiling. Not the crazy eyeballs, up at 4am smiling that became her chicken fried signature but something resembling contentment. Full Story

Summer Buzz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2008 06:33:15 July 28, 2008 06:33:15

John Mayer played a show last night at the Verizon Amphitheatre showing off a new buzz. You likey? I prefer the longer. But he does look younger. And Jennifer Aniston certainly doesn’t mind that. And she certainly won’t mind reminding you that he’s younger too. The Oprah watching Mini-Van Majority loves 40 year old divorcees dating fresh rocker studs. Full Story

With Posh on your birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2008 06:27:30 July 28, 2008 06:27:30

The Thompson Hotel was the site of a celebrity birthday party on Saturday night. Victoria Beckham was there. She wore a dress no one could miss. Bright florals and even brighter, super sky high shoes. But Posh was not the birthday girl. Kate Beckinsale was the birthday girl. Kate Beckinsale wore black. Full Story

Bana with a perm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2008 06:20:37 July 28, 2008 06:20:37

Eric Bana at the Melbourne International Film Festival with wife Rebecca Gleason the other night rockin’ some tight curls to go along with his little, little lips. Relax. I know it’s not a perm. But that is some serious coil, non? Still… am told Eric Bana is a popular entry on the Freebie Five. Full Story

Posh …the GMD… and Madge too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2008 06:16:06 July 28, 2008 06:16:06

You remember the sneaker wedges, don’t you? Remember when Posh wore them to throw out the first pitch at the Dodger’s game last year? And then Tom Cruise borrowed them for Little Sci’s birthday party in April? Photos are attached. Remember??? Posh and the GMD … understandable. Full Story

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The Child Star Standard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2008 06:06:28 July 28, 2008 06:06:28

Love it. Another child star f&ck up, emboldened by an overinflated sense of entitlement and invulnerability so indigenous to that special species of celebrity pushed into showbiz before they can properly conjugate a verb, took the wheel intoxicated this weekend and tried to kill someone. Call it preachy but whatever… drunk driving is essentially attempted murder. Full Story

July 28, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2008 06:03:34 July 28, 2008 06:03:34

Happy Birthday Janice G from your sister Dianna M – hope you get the handbag of your dreams! To Kirsten F in Vancouver – you’re away I think, so I hope you get this? Happy 21st Birthday! And thank you for the last 3 years! Here’s to 3 more! To Kellie on your first wedding anniversary – have fun in Vegas celebrating with the Larson clones and Elvis! Happy Birthday to Maureen in Toronto from Crystal – good luck on the new job! To Beth who lives on the South Island of New Zealand – congratulations on your very first home with such a beautiful view of the water and the sheep. Full Story

Friday, July 25, 2008

Dear Gossips,

The crowd went bananas yesterday at Comic-Con when Hugh Jackman showed up unscheduled and unannounced, having frantically dashed over from Australia, just to tease for Wolverine. And he did not disappoint. Yum. It’s his hair, I think. His hair adds some extra quiver.

Wolverine also stars FNL hotness Taylor Kitsch who was supposed to be on hand yesterday but who apparently isn’t famous enough to be photographed. Only pictures I can find are from last week – Taylor at the TCAs, perhaps not looking his best with longer sideburns but still… it’s Tim Riggins and now Gambit too!

Friday – am blogging all day. Remember to refresh.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Am well behind on email lately...please forgive! Thank you for all your comments on the "Essences" page, smuttily sponsored by Herbal Essences - still don't know what happened to Boo.

PPS. Commitment crisis is not about Katie and Peter. Ew. Also not Gwyneth and Chris. What?!?!

PPPS. RDJ isn’t the loser with bad hair and bug-eyes. Also not Jude Law…a guess that totally makes my life. That Jude Law is automatically associated with sh*tty hair and too much blow. Hee.

Batman to Comic-Con?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2008 11:25:00 July 25, 2008 11:25:00

It’s been a rough week. But Christian Bale is a professional. Here’s Christian Bale at Heathrow today with Emmaline…is he headed for Comic-Con? As mentioned yesterday, Terminator 4, which is promising to re-energise the franchise, will be presenting at Comic-Con this weekend. Christian was supposed to be part of the panel and Christian has a reputation for always honouring his commitments. Full Story

Rollin’ with the EuroCheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 25, 2008 09:28:39 July 25, 2008 09:28:39

I’m sorry. I’m sorry to insult you. Because he sits atop many of your lists. But I can’t… How can you? Look at him??!! Never mind that he’s so purple he looks like he’s been strangled. Never mind those silver mini shorts he was wearing the other day. But definitely mind his posse. Full Story