April 7, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2009 07:06:08 April 7, 2009 07:06:08

Congratulations Shannon F on the birth of Keaton on Sunday! All your girls are so excited to come over and help babysit any time you need! To Celine, wishing you well in your new town and new country. It's been rough but hang in there and I know you'll find your way soon. I know you're bandy appreciates all you've sacrificed. Full Story

Monday, April 6, 2009

Dear Gossips

Ugh. People with no taste gave Vin diesel his career back. Shrek Driving A Fast Car topped the box office this weekend, setting an April opening record. Naturally, this means the 5th installment of the franchise is probably well underway. Great.

And it was all prom and pageant dresses at the Academy of Country Music Awards last night with one botoxed exception: style-wise they don’t stand a chance against Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman.

Also, Lilo’s latest lockdown meltdown, and Twilight weekend sightings.

It’s Monday – am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Maroon 5 is not the banned band.

PPS. Congrats to Suzi H. from Stratford, ON for winning the Juno swag!

PPPS. Worked and tweeted this weekend covering the Vancouver auditions for So You Think You Can Canada. Click here for my Twitter. That sounds so naughty...

What Little J wears to church

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 16:01:54 April 6, 2009 16:01:54

Palm Sunday yesterday… This is Taylor Momsen, 15 years old, of Gossip Girl, walking back from church with her sister and her mom. If I looked like this for church, my mother in law would feed me bad sausage. But an old school Polish lady is not the mother of a child star. This mother of a child star is a style plate herself. Full Story

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Twilight cast: bits and bites

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 13:51:00 April 6, 2009 13:51:00

Saturday – Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson were working in the day, then hooked up with Kristen Stewart and Edi Cathegi for Indian food. Towards the end of their meal, fans approached for photos. They obliged. Then Kristen, Taylor, and Edi hopped in a cab, followed by Pattinson by himself. Video by PunkD is below: It was warm in Vancouver, sooo beautiful, this weekend. Full Story

Twilight High

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 12:42:00 April 6, 2009 12:42:00

Enough about Vampires and Wolves… The civilians have arrived in Vancouver to shoot scenes for New Moon: Mike Welch, Justin Chon, Christian Serratos (who is GORGEOUS!), and Anna Kendrick. Let’s talk about Anna Kendrick, perhaps the only intentionally hilarious part of the Twilight movie, she stole every scene. Full Story

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Give this man the Pulitzer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 11:34:56 April 6, 2009 11:34:56

He deserves it. You didn’t give a sh*t when it was reported that Mickey Rourke was nailing Bai Ling. But her publicist has taken it upon himself to clear up the rumours, like we’re talking about the Brange. Not only that, he’s written a f-cking masterpiece Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 11:21:19 April 6, 2009 11:21:19

Smashing Pumpkin at the massage parlour (Dlisted)

Lauren Conrad’s cute bandeau (Hollywood Tuna)

Scarjo and Ryan: second honeymoon (Just Jared)

Harlow is walking! (Pop Sugar)

Should Demi be worried? (Drunken Stepfather site Not Safe For Work)

Kate Moss: cocaine recipes (INO)

Please Let. This. Happen. (Cele|Bitchy)

Johnny looks less weird here (ICYDK)

More vitamins for his lunchbox (A Socialite's Life)

Viggo = Joaquin? (PopEater)

Street clothes and 6 inches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 08:55:40 April 6, 2009 08:55:40

After performances out west last week, Beyonce returned home to husband Jay-Z in New York this weekend and the two had lunch together at Pastis on Sunday before heading off to promote his clothing line. B looks so great in street clothes I couldn’t resist. Street clothes and massive, massive heels. Full Story

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I’ll say it for you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 08:40:26 April 6, 2009 08:40:26

The suggestion is revolting, totally. But I’m not the one parading my 16 year old kid on every carpet like a 25 year old. This is JailBait Miley Cyrus at the ACM Awards last night looking like her father’s wife. Yeah, I said it. I said what you were thinking. We are all thinking… Electra Complex comes to Hollywood. Full Story

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