May 1, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 1, 2009 06:59:23 May 1, 2009 06:59:23

Happy 40th Birthday to gorgeous Julie in Vancouver! Sue and Lisa can’t wait for Saturday night – have a great time! Heads up to the Roll Tide crew – LALA got the job! To Beth in FL – Happy Birthday with love from Christine.  Full Story

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Dear Gossips,

He can’t contain himself. Because we’re going to the Canucks game tonight. Round 2, Game 1. And it’s warm. Which means the hockey whores will probably come almost naked. Amazing!

We’re headed to Vegas next week for a few days. Should I be one of those people getting on the plane in a surgical mask? Fiona saw a couple of them walking down the street yesterday. My first question was: were they Asian? Of course they were. Incredibly, on a sunny day, their masks were not accompanied by those massive satellite dish visors to block out the UV rays.

Sigh. I don’t want to look like these two assholes. See below.

Thursday – new posts all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Photo from Flynetonline.com

Diamonds for the best work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2009 16:32:31 April 30, 2009 16:32:31

Cartier is celebrating 100 years in America. To commemorate the occasion, they’ve announced a philanthropic partnership with ServiceNation and recruited Demi Moore to be on hand at the press conference today. Totally makes sense. Cartier produces diamonds. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Full Story

There’s the ring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2009 14:39:19 April 30, 2009 14:39:19

Rachel Bilson today in New York shopping at Whole Foods and giving us a very good shot of her engagement ring. As you know, Rachel is engaged to Hayden Christensen. They’ve been tucked away in Ontario at his farmhouse for much of the winter for renovations, a far cry from the glamourous life in LA. Full Story

Getting closer every day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2009 13:43:35 April 30, 2009 13:43:35

This is Josh Duhamel – he’s a fine looking man, non? – on the Vancouver set of Ramona and Beezus today. Also attached – Selena Gomez shooting the other day. Speaking of Selena, she and Taylor Lautner – the most adorable young couple – have spent time together every day this week, whenever they can squeeze in an hour or two. Full Story

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Pippy runs from Shelfy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2009 12:52:39 April 30, 2009 12:52:39

Ok, not really. You can’t run from a clinger. Check out Justin Timberlake and his Shelf Ass Biel in New York today running with the trainer (not pictured). I think I have her running pants. They’re great. Nike. Took them out last night on the trails for about 5k and they dry super fast. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2009 11:05:16 April 30, 2009 11:05:16

Blue streaks, board shorts, and a beater tank (Dlisted)

She actually has an ass. Is it fake too? (Hollywood Tuna)

Brangelunatics are jealous of him (Just Jared)

The new excuse for cheating (The Superficial)

I love MK’s bag (Pop Sugar)

Cellulite > Robert Pattinson: twi-hards should protest (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

If they can make up, why not Brange and Jen? (INO)

He cheats, now he won’t pay (Cele|bitchy)

Naughty and leggy (Popoholic)

The best nickname for a ‘roid monkey (The Blemish)

OSiS Glamour Queen of the Week: LAST CHANCE!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2009 09:04:59 April 30, 2009 09:04:59

It’s your last chance to enter Schwarzkopf Professional’s OSiS Glamour Queen “most GLAMOUROUS TRIP ever” contest for a chance to join me at this year’s Smut Soiree! In addition to attending gossip night as my date, you and a friend will also be luxuriating and shopping and rolling VIP styles around Toronto during one of the most exciting weekends of the summer. Full Story

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It runs in the family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2009 08:51:12 April 30, 2009 08:51:12

Oh, so many things. Breasts, for starters. Check out Ali Lohan in Hawaii with her sister Lindsay showing off her growing body. It had been rumoured for years that Dina took Lilo to get her tits done when she was still a teen. I never believed. The Lohan teardrops… they’re genetic, right? Discuss. Full Story

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Good Morning Hugh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 30, 2009 08:03:12 April 30, 2009 08:03:12

He flew to New York yesterday to make the morning show rounds today – one last push before Wolverine opens tomorrow… or tonight, if you’re inclined to hit the midnight screenings. Many of you are enjoying these daily Hugh sightings. I am too. Will be sad when he scales it back after promotion. Full Story