Monday, December 8, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Stayed home on a Saturday night with the incomparable John Malkovich and the return of Amy Poehler and some Jizz in My Pants – who needs to go out?

The lyrics. And of course the facial expressions. And the conviction with which Andy delivers his performance…must be why Pippy doesn’t seem to be able to stay away from SNL either. His janitor cameo is another classic. And he really should think about joining as a cast member. Like for a year.

People keep sh-tting on Saturday Night Live – something about it not being funny anymore. When the guest is good though, maybe it’s just me, but I’m all over it. I’m all over John Malkovich.

It’s Monday – new posts all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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Upgrading is good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 19:54:34 December 8, 2008 19:54:34

Emily Blunt is free from that cheese dick Michael Buble. He told People that he’d always love her and that he’s happy she’s found a new man. As you know, she’s apparently now dating John Krasinski. Full Story

Tom in Toronto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 15:31:23 December 8, 2008 15:31:23

Tom Cruise is in Toronto right now – media blitz for the embattled Valkyrie which, am told, is not a bad movie, and a very interesting story, but for Tom’s involvement and he’s completely overshadowed and out-acted by Kenneth Branagh, Tom Wilkinson, and Bill Nighy. Valkyrie’s success or failure, of course, falls on the diminutive GMD. Full Story

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Wholesome and wifely

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 13:44:08 December 8, 2008 13:44:08

Scarlett Johansson with Eva Mendes and Samuel L Jackson in Berlin promoting The Spirit. Like… where’s the bombshell sexpot? Scarjo is married now. So the girls get tucked in. Instead, she’s going for wholesome even though she plays a femme fatale in the film due out Christmas Day. Full Story

F-ck off…but don’t stop caring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 12:49:32 December 8, 2008 12:49:32

Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson sat down with USA Today to promote Marley & Me. They talked about dogs a lot, which would have made it a super interview for someone like me, but then of course she had to kill it with her hypocritically indignant diatribe about public interest in her personal life. Full Story

Lindsay, Sean, Sam, and Dominick’s

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 11:32:43 December 8, 2008 11:32:43

Roger Friedman who is several cuts above Life & Style, and Star Magazine, and In Touch is reporting today that Lindsay Lohan and Sean Penn were “nuzzling” last week in New York. Sean hosted a dinner party to celebrate Milk and Lilo apparently showed up without Samantha Ronson and before long, she and Sean were huddled together intimately before taking off together to an afterparty. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 10:58:49 December 8, 2008 10:58:49

Size 2 eats fast food (Dlisted)

Smell like Dirrrrty or smell like Porny? (Hollywood Tuna)

Becks, bungee, bare chest. Quiver! (Just Jared)

Ebola spreads violence (Drunken Stepfather)

Clooney in a tux in Berlin (Pop Sugar)

Eurocheese is a homewrecker? (A Socialite's Life)

Are you financially supporting Lindsay Lohan? (INO)

Coldplay copies…and copies…and copies? (Holy Moly)

Why the Alba Bitch will lose her sh-t (Cele|bitchy)

The end of her nose is sculpted like a pin (IDLYITW)

In character on the carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 09:32:18 December 8, 2008 09:32:18

Meryl Streep last night at the premiere of Doubt, still dressed in character perhaps as Sister Aloysius, said to be yet another slamdunk Oscar nominated performance. Have you seen or read Doubt? What makes me worship her even more is her defence of Sister Aloysius. And how far she’s willing to go artistically in that defence. Full Story

Misty water-coloured Beyonce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 08:03:00 December 8, 2008 08:03:00

Barbra Streisand was celebrated at the Kennedy Centre Honours this weekend along with Morgan Freeman, Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend, Twyla Tharp, and also George Jones. Don’t know why but I love the Kennedy Centre Honours. I watch every year. It’s the quality of the production, I think. Full Story

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Filthy Scab doesn’t wear pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 07:05:56 December 8, 2008 07:05:56

Twice a week, I’m on CTV local news in Vancouver for a 2 minute entertainment hit. Almost exactly a year ago, while reporting on Pamela Anderson, I referred to her as white trash. Some people actually complained. So here’s the Filthy Scab at Art Basel in Miami this weekend, showing up at an exhibit without pants. Full Story