Friday, October 3, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Will Tina Fey be back on SNL tomorrow night? After last night, she certainly has the material. And Ausiello is reporting that Queen Latifah is now in talks to play moderator Gwen Ifill…if she can get to the studio on time.

Apparently the Brange is causing traffic chaos around their hotel as extra paps have been stationed there to grab photos of the family and Brangelunatics have migrated there for the privilege of sharing their airspace. Angelina’s premiere is tomorrow night.

And because the Brange changes everything, a rare scheduling update, I will be blogging this weekend too. It’s supposed to rain anyway in Vancouver. Both days, ugh. So if you’re around and you need some Saturday Sunday smut or you’re itching for some Pitt Porn on the carpet… come and visit. I’ll be here.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Tea Leoni is not being ignored. Well… let’s clarify: she’s not dealing with being ignored by blowing out her nose. Also not Debra Messing.

Stella hearts Bruno

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 15:57:00 October 3, 2008 15:57:00

You may have heard about Sacha Baron Cohen last week rushing the runway and sh-t disturbing Milan fashion week as his latest alter ego Bruno – video is below. He makes my life. Naturally he was immediately banned. Of course everyone was waiting for him to turn up in Paris. And he did. At Stella McCartney. Full Story

Granny Hip Hop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 13:46:58 October 3, 2008 13:46:58

Can you believe Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Q-Tip once dated? It was, of course, after her split from the GMD…during her soul phase. Obviously it didn’t work out. Q-Tip probably wasn’t down with her growing botox habit and the prospect of a contracted relationship. However, they have remained friends. Full Story

Hermione & Fleur

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 12:19:00 October 3, 2008 12:19:00

At Chanel. Paris fashion week. It’s Emma Watson, of course, with her one time co-star Clemence Poesy who played Fleur Delacour. And if you have no idea who that is… WHY NOT!!!??? Fleur did not appear in the film versions of OotP and will not in the HBP but, as you know, she marries Bill Weasley and shelters Harry in their cottage in the Deathly Hallows so it’s very possible Clemence will be back for both DH movies. Full Story

Lining up another player

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 10:31:14 October 3, 2008 10:31:14

Next for Jennifer Aniston: Shemar Moore??? He says he wants to meet her… and Ellen Degeneres says she’ll hook it up. Brilliant. Brilliant move, Stephen Huvane. Because Shemar Moore is HOT. Like, full on, weak in the knees, butterflies in your stomach, fire in your crotch, crazy f&cking HOT. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 10:25:14 October 3, 2008 10:25:14

What’s behind Brenda Walsh’s smug smile (Dlisted)

The Alba Bitch’s acting sucks…even in an infomercial (Hollywood Tuna)

This man is WASTED on Granny Freeze (Just Jared)

Dita dancing like a normal person…? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Skinny bitches still in love (Pop Sugar)

Kanye censored? (Holy Moly)

A Spice sells a wedding (INO)

Ashton hearts Phelps? (Cele|bitchy)

Salma loves Samantha? (Candy Kirby)

SamRo looks like this without working out (IDLYITW)

Taupe Maternity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 08:58:54 October 3, 2008 08:58:54

Sorry I’m a bit slow today. Been distracted reading this at Maclean’s. F*cking hilarious. Anyway… So I guess we’ve been spoiled a little. With all these celebrities getting pregnant and capitalising on their pregnancies as a boost to their careers via the paparazzi, we’ve been treated almost on a daily basis to super cute maternity wear. Full Story

Minnie after baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 08:27:41 October 3, 2008 08:27:41

Minnie Driver gave birth to her Henry Story a month ago. Don’t lie… I know you want to see what she looks like now. We’re girls. It’s what we do. This is Minnie yesterday headed out for a walk, a better example of how not to become pin thin immediately after pregnancy like all the other idiot twats in town. Full Story

Hot Harry on a Horse and Tom Ford?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 07:50:57 October 3, 2008 07:50:57

Once upon a time, it was Armani for men’s suits. These days… it’s all about Tom Ford. Just ask James Bond. Tom is Bond’s official tailor. And Daniel Craig is all over it: "It's really a crime - it makes me weep every time (I ruin a suit during filming). They are great suits. Full Story

Z is for Zuma, P is for Plastic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 07:24:55 October 3, 2008 07:24:55

Gwen Stefani hooked up with Victoria Beckham yesterday for a playdate. You think Gwen would hang with plastic if the kids weren’t around? As you can see, Gwen is wearing a Z around her neck keeping her newborn close in spirit. Said it before: I like the name Zuma. And to borrow from my Gwyneth, it’s not like she called him sh-tHouse or Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii or Number 16 Bus Shelter…right? Kingston and Zuma. Full Story

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October 3, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 07:06:04 October 3, 2008 07:06:04

To Nadine getting married tomorrow – congratulations and all the best! With love from Georgia and the girls who urge you to remain sober for at least an hour so you have a few photos you can’t complain about! Happy 21+ 6 birthday to MM from Jenn. So sad I'm missing your party, and that I won't get to see you in your pretty dress. Full Story