The Players Played Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2008 07:06:42 July 30, 2008 07:06:42

Disappointing…but really no surprise. Three months is about right for lust to wear off anyway. In the end, the battle between two practiced players ended in deadlock. Us Weekly is reporting that the summer romance between Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong is over. Full Story

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Dear Gossips,

So Jennifer Aniston showed up at Villa on Saturday night with John Mayer. At Villa! Where the girls from The Hills go to party. Wonder if she was seated next to Lauren Conrad? This totally makes my life. I would pay to watch Jennifer Aniston squirm and touch her hair incessantly at Villa.

Here’s her boyfriend yesterday shopping at Fred Segal. British tabloids have compared his new look to David Beckham’s.

Please!

It takes more than a buzzed head and a few tattoos to make up for the limp dick lyrics and the whiny bitch who lives inside.

Tuesday – new posts throughout the day. Remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Tobey Maguire’s commitment is not in crisis.

PPS. Mike Myers is not bad haired and bug-eyed. Also not Jonathan Rhys Meyers.

Rounding out the Sisterhood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2008 15:54:00 July 29, 2008 15:54:00

And finally... the fourth piece of the Pants – Tibby, played by Amber Tamblyn who is following the recent jumpsuit trend but maybe not with the results of Gwyneth and Maggie before her. Still…the Sisterhood is not about style. Simply put, the Sisterhood is about 4 girls who love each other. Full Story

This is Tom Riddle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2008 13:17:22 July 29, 2008 13:17:22

If the name means nothing to you, skip to the next. You won’t care. But many, many, many of you DO care. Because we love Harry Potter. And the brand new trailer for the Half Blood Prince drops tonight. Yay! Among the juicy reveals – a first look at Tom Riddle. Creepy, right? Of course. This is the boy who will go on to become the Dark Lord Voldemort. Full Story

Before Hayden…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2008 12:32:00 July 29, 2008 12:32:00

There was Alexis. Alexis and Milo Ventimiglia, remember? Many of you feel about Gilmore Girls the way I feel about Friday Night Lights. Including my friend Duana. I think she still has episodes of it on her PVR. And even though I was too late to the bandwagon, I can understand the devotion to a beautifully written, underrated underdog and, by extension, the actors you grow to love on those shows. Full Story

Australia’s true queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2008 11:52:18 July 29, 2008 11:52:18

Granny Freeze likes to think of herself as Nicole Kidman, Queen of Australia but please…we all know the truth. And the truth is this: Gran isn’t even worthy of holding Cate’s umbrella. Cate Blanchett and her husband Andrew Upton attended the Helpmann Awards the other night – as you can see, Cate is clearly still breast feeding. Full Story

Talking to Dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2008 10:21:22 July 29, 2008 10:21:22

A very good friend of mine - her father is as hilarious as my mother. He once objected to her attending a sleepover during middle school because "what if father is rapist?" Amazing, non? Similarly, when I was visiting my parents in Toronto last year - I was 33 at the time - my mother insisted on staying on the phone with me the entire ride. Full Story

The Worst Feet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2008 08:48:42 July 29, 2008 08:48:42

Lara – this is for you. It’s our shamef&ck, Ed Westwick, at the Sisterhood premiere last night oozing his signature smarm. I can’t… I can’t… I can’t look at this without covering my face. And grimacing. Because the feet. The turned out feet. And the short legs in skinny jeans. Full Story

The Best Blake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 29, 2008 08:35:00 July 29, 2008 08:35:00

Maxi dress on a tall girl…makes such a difference. Even though I wish I could see her feet. Check out the best Blake Lively in a while last night on the carpet at the Sisterhood premiere. She glows, yes, she glows all over. But for me it’s the hair. Braids are my thing. A new variation on braids! Squee! Blake was supported last night by several co-stars including Leighton Meester who, at only 22, clearly understands girl code better than Victoria Beckham. Full Story

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