Movie Magic on ice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 14:22:00 September 29, 2008 14:22:00

The Rock Dwayne Johnson is shooting a movie in Vancouver called Tooth Fairy. He plays a professional hockey player. But the Rock can’t skate. So they’ve had to shoot around his deficiency, which is why his blades have been cut off, as you can see from these exclusive images courtesy Punkd Images. Full Story

Maybe not with red lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 13:56:06 September 29, 2008 13:56:06

Just wrote last week about Jennifer Lopez’s open-mouth pose and how it makes my life. Should that be qualified by saying but maybe not with red lips? JLo was at Macy’s today – what’s with Macy’s lately!? – to launch her new fragrance “Deseo For Men”. You’ll note the dude she uses in the ad with her is not her own husband. Full Story

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Where?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 13:35:00 September 29, 2008 13:35:00

As you know Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson were married on Saturday here in Canada and they pulled it off with no press, no paps, and total privacy…mainly because it was well planned, and because they’re not famewhores, and as such they chose a location that allowed a natural protection. Full Story

Shelfy’s Best Work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 12:05:00 September 29, 2008 12:05:00

Jessica Biel… she’s like the Tiger Woods of famewhorage, you know? Shelfy keeps outdoing herself. Predicable yes, but nonetheless, the sheer shamelessness of her constant campaigns is impressive. And the latest is the best yet. Because it covers so many angles. 1. You’ll recall, a couple of weeks ago, her Easy Virtue director was quoted calling her an idiot Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 11:21:33 September 29, 2008 11:21:33

Sienna Miller’s next victim (Dlisted)

Audrina’s sister? Or Megan Fox? (Hollywood Tuna)

It’s a non-fat for sure (Just Jared)

Joel + Benji > Benji + Ebola (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Cam can play this game too! (Pop Sugar)

What lubes Posh in bed (Holy Moly)

Yet another celebrity weight loss fad (INO)

The Piv… and Panettiere? Sit DOWN Star Magazine! (Cele|bitchy)

My favourite thing about Jessica Simpson (IDLYITW)

Ellen & Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 10:23:55 September 29, 2008 10:23:55

I love Ellen Degeneres. But if Ellen loves animals… how can she hang with Ebola? It is indisputable fact: Ebola abuses her pets. Attached – Ellen and Ebola at lunch on Friday and Ellen and her wife Portia at the The 'Yes! on Prop 2 Campaign' benefit to stop Animal Cruelty held at a private estate. Full Story

Weed Lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 08:31:00 September 29, 2008 08:31:00

It’s not just liquor that loosens the lips. If you’re lucky enough to not react with vomit to pot, perhaps you can weigh in: does weed make you chatty? Apparently it makes James Franco chatty. In an interview with Out Magazine about his new film Milk with Sean Penn, in which they play gay lovers, James may have revealed a little too much about the ultra private Sean and Madonna: "After our [on-screen] kiss, Sean texted Madonna - his ex-wife, Madonna - and said, 'I just popped my cherry kissing a guy. Full Story

There’s a sex tape

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 07:43:45 September 29, 2008 07:43:45

Remember Adnan Ghalib? Of course you don’t. He was Britney’s pap turned lover whose life is now officially over since Britney got her head back. Time for one last gasp to cash in. Adnan has confirmed there is a sex tape. Of course there is. He stole her away to Mexico when she was out of her mind and turned on the camera. Full Story

Matching…and Presenting!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 07:33:07 September 29, 2008 07:33:07

Seriously… Why can’t they just hold hands? Just once? The GMD took his Robo out for dinner last night and as you can see, as usual, he had to present her to the paps, guiding her like a delicate lady child to and from the restaurant. You will note they coordinated fabrics before heading out. Full Story

CFNY

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 07:25:07 September 29, 2008 07:25:07

Chicken Fried New York – Britney Spears at LAX yesterday heading to NY with her brother for a few days. Have received an email or two recently wondering if it’s still fair to call her Chicken Fried. Look at that head. The weave. Her refusal to simply go with her own hair. THAT is still Chicken Fried. Full Story

Rachel Bilson, fashion plagiarist?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 07:04:21 September 29, 2008 07:04:21

Is there such thing as fashion plagiarism? Rachel Bilson signed a deal with DKNY Jeans to design a capsule collection called Edie Rose. She was at a Macy’s in Florida on Sunday to promote the line, her cute little face under a cute little hat, with a cute little tie tied around her neck. Problem? Not so original. Full Story