Am home from Cannes. No travel for another 3 weeks until we head home to Toronto for a huge party – are you coming??? – which means blogging returns to regular schedule.
We left for the airport at 5am on Friday morning. We could see Diddy’s yacht from our flat and I remember, as we pulled away in the taxi, the beats from his party were still pounding across the pier. I could have sworn also that I heard Lindsay Lohan telling someone to F*CK OFF at the top of her lungs. More on Lilo’s Sapphic adventures to come.
It’s Monday – am posting all day, check back often!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Part 1 of Photo Negotiation is not Pam Anderson. Part 2 is who you think it is.
PPS. Marcus came to pick me up at the airport on Friday and insisted on riding shotgun, on top of my broken arm, all the way home. F&cker.
She is, after all, totally English now. It was announced last week – a new production of King Lear is underway with Sir Anthony Hopkins as the title character, my Gwyneth as Regan, and Keira Knightley as Cordelia. But of course it’s Keira Knightley as Cordelia. Can’t Keira ever play the villain? Just once??? Am looking forward to watching Gwyneth be hateful. Full Story
There have been allegations that my Kiki has fallen off the wagon several times. And while it is entirely possible that she’s using again, she has also reported to work on the set of All Good Things after satisfying insurance standards which is a good sign. And why not? Especially since the motivation for reporting to work is Ryan Gosling. Full Story
I loved Maria Full of Grace. Have you seen it? Catalina Sandino Moreno was nominated for an Oscar for that role. And deservedly so. I wish I had a name like Catalina Sandino Moreno. I wish I looked like Catalina Sandino Moreno. There’s a great story about her on a red carpet. Donovan was shooting it and when the tapes came back, there was like a full on 5 minutes of b-roll just of Catalina Sandino Moreno standing there posing. Full Story
These two are hot together. Hot like Callie and Dr Hawn – a major reason why I’ve started watching Grey’s Anatomy again. Lesbian is the new Louboutin… right? Am told the Lindsay Lohan/Samantha Ronson relationship is as volatile as they come. According to a source who observed them a few days ago in Cannes, Lindsay seems as though “she simply cannot exist with Samantha”. Full Story
The duel of lifetime has hit the road – Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong have been seen making out all over the French Riviera and also turned up in Monaco at the weekend for the Grand Prix. My sources say Lance loves the attention, it’s a big selling point for him right now, and even though he’s dated high profile women before, needless to say Sheryl Crow doesn’t have the profile of Kate Hudson. Full Story
Because she has to beg for love. Over and over and over again. Three relationships and three times it’s been the same bitter end, to say nothing of the fact that Adam Levine goes around telling people that she showed up to his hotel room wearing nothing but a trenchcoat and a fresh bikini wax underneath. Full Story
To Rachel in Ottawa - Sheena hopes "the goddess" enjoyed her adventures in London! Happy belated 28th Birthday to Jenna. You’ve been an amazing friend through a few bumpy rides. Love, Mel. To Sara B – Happy belated 34th. Hope you had the best weekend ever. From Mel in Missouri to you in California, she can’t wait for your visit in 3 weeks! To Kathleen M – happy belated birthday from Lynn! Much respect for your patient but impressive flirting skills that have paid off in the form of a super shy “monkey looker” who you’ve been crushing on for years. Full Story