Filthy Scab doesn’t wear pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 07:05:56 December 8, 2008 07:05:56

Twice a week, I’m on CTV local news in Vancouver for a 2 minute entertainment hit. Almost exactly a year ago, while reporting on Pamela Anderson, I referred to her as white trash. Some people actually complained. So here’s the Filthy Scab at Art Basel in Miami this weekend, showing up at an exhibit without pants. Full Story

The Long Engagement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 06:55:00 December 8, 2008 06:55:00

Why does it feel like Fergie and Josh Duhamel have been engaged forever? And why does it seem like long engagements don’t make it in Hollywood? Wouldn’t bet on them getting married any time soon either. Though I can’t tell – she looks the same to me – Fergie’s apparently been moaning about gaining some weight for Nine. Full Story

Porny smells Fancy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 06:47:18 December 8, 2008 06:47:18

What is it with celebrity fragrances? Why do I want to stank like Porny? Or Chicken Fried Britney? Or Ebola Hilton? Or, for that matter, Victoria Beckham’s concrete tits? I don’t care how good it smells. I don’t f-cking care if it smells like Jim Sturgess in the morning when he’s lying in my bed. Full Story

Wouldn’t you?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 06:41:00 December 8, 2008 06:41:00

People reports that Ginnifer Goodwin and Chris Klein are over. Like…do you blame her? Wouldn’t you? She’s cute! And him? Well… Look at him. Look at what he’s become. Like I said at the time these images were originally posted – oh revolting Travolta! And he’s a loser douche. Full Story

Kiki vs MKO…and rejected too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 06:35:54 December 8, 2008 06:35:54

Miami’s Art Basel convention attracted a few twats last week. Two of them apparently faced off. Wednesday night at some party, Kirsten Dunst and Mary Kate Olsen were at the same table when girl sh-t quickly ensued, probably something about who rocks a better dirty hobo style, and they started snapping at each other, ending their little spat with a black eyeliner faceoff before MK left with her boyfriend. Full Story

Shelfy Owns Pippy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 06:21:39 December 8, 2008 06:21:39

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel in UK GQ doing her best sexpot face. Something about her face on the cover… is off. What is it? Almost doesn’t even look like her. More GQ photos can be viewed here Full Story

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Twilight Tumult

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 06:13:51 December 8, 2008 06:13:51

Trouble already at the House of Twilight. Catherine Hardwicke, director of Twilight and previously confirmed as the director of the sequel New Moon, has been fired. Summit Entertainment and Hardwicke made the announcement yesterday while Hardwicke is currently touring Europe with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson to promote the dazzle, expected today in Paris. Full Story

Waiting for Harry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 06:03:32 December 8, 2008 06:03:32

Did you buy the new issue of Beedle the Bard? Just a taste to keep us going til July. Seven more bloody months – gah! One of the major reasons why Twilight managed to take such a huge cut of the box office this season was because it was able to capitalise on Warner Bros decision to move back the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, claiming Harry’s original date. Full Story

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December 8, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 05:55:19 December 8, 2008 05:55:19

Happy 33rd Birthday Melonie! Hope your weekend was amazing and Jenn is making me say this: the Botox is really working for you… ? Congratulations Janice for passing your exam! Unfortunately it doesn’t mean Hayley will be any nicer… I have learned this lesson the hard way.  Full Story

Friday, December 5, 2008

Dear Gossips,

That old bat Barbara Walters and her 10 Most Fascinating were on tv last night. Turns out she actually ranked Tom Cruise second behind President Elect Barack Obama on her annual list.

So the only person MORE fascinating than the GMD all year was Barack Obama?

WTF?

Wonder if this was made in exchange for an exclusive down the road. Had to be. They secured a deal to help Valkyrie. And in turn, Barbara is granted insider access next time KatE gets pregnant. Like she’ll be invited to watch the ultrasound or something. He has his own machine, doesn’t he?

The Barbara Walters Special: Inside Katie’s Womb.

It’s Friday! Am blogging all day. Remember to refresh.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Australia’s true Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2008 14:59:28 December 5, 2008 14:59:28

Am crushing so hard I can’t even speak. Cate Blanchett received her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today and apparently this is not one of those cases when the star pays for her own star. This one was supposedly legitimately bestowed, so I hear. And if true, thank God. Because doing it the other way would really diminish her street cred. Full Story

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