March 6, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 6, 2008 07:45:00 Posted at March 6, 2008 07:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Mira from Amber: Happy 35th my dear friend! Thank you for the past 12 years of friendship and giving. Love live Stong and the Orange Snail! To Nicole from Mia – Happy Birthday! To Margaret in Toronto – am honoured you’re reading my dirty little blog. Happy 65th! For Clarissa – congratulations on getting the sling off. Full Story

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Congratulations to Carly M, winner of the Hamburger Phone! And to Ruth S, Robin N, Amber S, Leslie R, and Rani A – all recipients of American Gangster.

Exclusive Flynet photos from the Vancouver set of the new X Files movie. Mulder and Scully kissing!

Wednesday, am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Demanding bitchboy is not Tom Brady, Justin Timberlake, or Jake Gyllenhaal.

PPS. Mary J Blige does not require a skinny mirror. Neither does Bette Midler.

Sweet Depp Porn

March 5, 2008 15:03:46 Posted at March 5, 2008 15:03:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have watched this clip about as many times as the sad ass McGoslings have seen the Notebook. I exaggerate. But I am no less pathetic. Well...maybe a little less. But you try it. You try it and tell me the Depp Porn doesn’t grab you in the heart and soul and push out a squeal. Don’t lie. Maybe it’s because she’s speaking French but mostly it’s because she’s so sincere. Full Story

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G Got a Hair Cut

March 5, 2008 12:27:46 Posted at March 5, 2008 12:27:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Gwyneth and I are no longer hair twins. She’d been wearing her locks long and scraggly for a few years in the face of much criticism. I think I was the only one who loved it. Mine is still three quarters of the down my back but Gwynnie … has gone shoulder-length! Full Story

In the Mood for Madonna?

March 5, 2008 11:42:22 Posted at March 5, 2008 11:42:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On the off chance you haven’t heard some of the new tracks off her upcoming new album Hard Candy – due out in April, here are three… Beats are wicked. Lyrics? Well… it’s Madonna…so they’re hurtin’. Candy Shop in particular. But do you care??? The much buzzed about collaboration with Justin Timberlake has been much criticised. Full Story

To Be 20

March 5, 2008 11:07:48 Posted at March 5, 2008 11:07:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rihanna and Chris Brown in Paris last week. Photo speaks for itself. The cutest! Source  Full Story

Demi Ashton Rossum

March 5, 2008 10:54:33 Posted at March 5, 2008 10:54:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just a little Rossum… not completely unbearable, but it’s there. Demi on the cover of the new Harper’s Bazaar putting 20 year olds to shame. Interestingly enough, she’s also photographed alongside her three girls: my Rumey, Scout, and Tallulah who, at 14, looks like she’s been ready for years. Full Story

A Muse for Mischa

March 5, 2008 09:46:51 Posted at March 5, 2008 09:46:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mischa Barton stupidly passed on a role on Gossip Girl – good news for the show, sad sack news for her career. Because it’s Mischa Barton. And at this point, for Mischa Barton, does it get any better than Gossip Girl??? Apparently she wants to focus on film. Another tv girl trying to make it in movies. Full Story

Baby Boobs!

March 5, 2008 08:33:17 Posted at March 5, 2008 08:33:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina and Maddox in Austin yesterday where Hillary Clinton revived her presidential bid by winning both Texas and Ohio. Bitch is the new black! Amazingly enough, Angelina was not wearing black for a change. Pink for Angelina? Highly unsual. As you can see, the Second Coming has inflated Angie’s chest and restored the legendary beauty that’s been missing for many months. Full Story

Keanu & Parker?

March 5, 2008 08:25:00 Posted at March 5, 2008 08:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

According to OK! Magazine the two were canoodling at the Chateau Marmont the other day – not exactly the worst couple ever. He’s eccentric, she’s eccentric, both of a certain age…it’s all good, although nowadays looking at Keanu makes me sad There’s a planet of hurt revolving around him. Full Story