No sh*t. But then again, why is this surprising? After all, it is Dina Lohan. Dina Lohan who has officially surpassed Joe Simpson in parental pimpage, hellbent on pushing all of her children into child stardom and, in the process, sending her youngest Ali on the same path as her sister Lindsay. Justice! Dina and Ali showed up last night at some event and yapped about their reality show, confirming that indeed Ali is the star of the project: “Lindsay has her own career. Full Story
One by one, gossips. One by one he’s taking over all of them. One by one he’s changing the best of them – under the guise of studio ownership and the promise of professional partnerships, the GMD is luring the best to Xenu. Like Ebola, he can never be vanquished. Last night out for dinner, not content to have corrupted Will Smith, now Tom Cruise has his sights set on Forest Whitaker. Full Story
For all their meticulous strategising and media manipulation, there is one wildcard the Pitts cannot control – Angelina Jolie’s brother who routinely shoots his mouth off under the pretense of defending his sister, but really because he probably jerks off to seeing his name in print. Or maybe he needs money and this is his semi-annual way of hittin’ up his brother in law? Whatever the reason, he f&cked up again. Full Story
To Mira from Amber: Happy 35th my dear friend! Thank you for the past 12 years of friendship and giving. Love live Stong and the Orange Snail! To Nicole from Mia – Happy Birthday! To Margaret in Toronto – am honoured you’re reading my dirty little blog. Happy 65th! For Clarissa – congratulations on getting the sling off. Full Story
Congratulations to Carly M, winner of the Hamburger Phone! And to Ruth S, Robin N, Amber S, Leslie R, and Rani A – all recipients of American Gangster.
Exclusive Flynet photos from the Vancouver set of the new X Files movie. Mulder and Scully kissing!
Wednesday, am blogging all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Demanding bitchboy is not Tom Brady, Justin Timberlake, or Jake Gyllenhaal.
PPS. Mary J Blige does not require a skinny mirror. Neither does Bette Midler.
Have watched this clip about as many times as the sad ass McGoslings have seen the Notebook. I exaggerate. But I am no less pathetic. Well...maybe a little less. But you try it. You try it and tell me the Depp Porn doesn’t grab you in the heart and soul and push out a squeal. Don’t lie. Maybe it’s because she’s speaking French but mostly it’s because she’s so sincere. Full Story
On the off chance you haven’t heard some of the new tracks off her upcoming new album Hard Candy – due out in April, here are three… Beats are wicked. Lyrics? Well… it’s Madonna…so they’re hurtin’. Candy Shop in particular. But do you care??? The much buzzed about collaboration with Justin Timberlake has been much criticised. Full Story
Just a little Rossum… not completely unbearable, but it’s there. Demi on the cover of the new Harper’s Bazaar putting 20 year olds to shame. Interestingly enough, she’s also photographed alongside her three girls: my Rumey, Scout, and Tallulah who, at 14, looks like she’s been ready for years. Full Story
Mischa Barton stupidly passed on a role on Gossip Girl – good news for the show, sad sack news for her career. Because it’s Mischa Barton. And at this point, for Mischa Barton, does it get any better than Gossip Girl??? Apparently she wants to focus on film. Another tv girl trying to make it in movies. Full Story