It’s been a rough week. But Christian Bale is a professional. Here’s Christian Bale at Heathrow today with Emmaline…is he headed for Comic-Con? As mentioned yesterday, Terminator 4, which is promising to re-energise the franchise, will be presenting at Comic-Con this weekend. Christian was supposed to be part of the panel and Christian has a reputation for always honouring his commitments. Full Story
I’m sorry. I’m sorry to insult you. Because he sits atop many of your lists. But I can’t… How can you? Look at him??!! Never mind that he’s so purple he looks like he’s been strangled. Never mind those silver mini shorts he was wearing the other day. But definitely mind his posse. Full Story
Why Gucci is now < House of Dereon (Dlisted )
The body is back! (Hollywood Tuna )
Zac Efron nuzzles breasts? What? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
No nanny? Even on her birthday? (INO )
If Sporty Spice designed clothes (Holy Moly )
Protecting the Holy Twins (Cele|bitchy )
Polka Dot Dandy grows more hair (The Blemish )
The New Tranny in Town (IDLYITW )
It’s a shocking title. Because normally you’d think there really is no such thing. But Ken Paves is an anomaly. Ken Paves is, maybe, the only gay on the face of the earth whose hag always looks WORSE when he’s around. Consider the magnitude of this statement: Jessica Simpson is more attractive under the watch of her locker room stinky, football playing, jock strap wearing boyfriend than she is with her Main ‘Mo. Full Story
Was at the funnest dinner party with the funnest ladies the other night and the question came up: who would be your Hollywood best friend? Trish said Gerard Butler and like good judgmental bitches, we totally jumped all over her. My objection, naturally, was based solely on his spittle. As mentioned before, Gerry is a spittle-talker. Full Story
Happy Birthday Linda T! Something tells me it will be a very, very eventful day at the office. Enjoy it! Congratulations Hucky who is marrying her Golden Boy on August 9th! Lizzy, KT, and Hmac hope that your new marital responsibilities will not preclude you from keeping up on all things smutty. Word! To Jennifer – good luck at the interview today! Love, Kathleen To Sonya and Alisson – Happy twin birthdays! I know it’s been a brutal year, for Sonya especially, staying close to home. Full Story
Ugh. Am having dinner with my mother tonight. Mother is in a foul mood. As a result of parking her ass in front of a slot machine for too many hours at Casino Niagara, she’s developed some kind of chronic neck and shoulder issue.
No casino for 2 months = torture your daughter
It began the other night – within an hour of arriving at our hotel, there she was, in our room, poking the back of my arm with her long ass fingernail: thought you said you were working out with a trainer?
Please let the day be long.
Thursday – new posts all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Sean Penn’s commitment is not in crisis.
It’s Comic-Con. An annual pilgrimage of supergeek superfans. Their excuse to pull out the Chewbacca and Storm Trooper costumes and celebrate the supernatural. Don’t laugh. Comic-Con is huge. Comic-Con is powerful. Comic-Con can make or break a movie. Iron Man owes much of its success to the reaction it received at Comic-Con. Full Story
Jennifer Hudson at BET – a curvy girl rockin’ the sh*t out of a pair of skinny jeans. Love, love, love. JHud’s first album drops on September 30 and the first single Spotlight is doing reasonably well though it hasn’t taken off like she probably hopes. Weird. That she has an Oscar but musically it’s been a slower ride. Full Story