Chicken Fried Pips? For reals?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2008 09:32:48 July 23, 2008 09:32:48

Do you believe? OK! Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears and Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake will reunite for her new album – a duet. Every month this story surfaces. And every month it gets slammed down. This time though, the magazine swears on Shiloh it’s true – and there may be reason to believe it. Full Story

Violet Babies Always Sell

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2008 08:30:56 July 23, 2008 08:30:56

Taupe took her daughter to the park to play on the swings yesterday – mommy and Violet pictures are always a sure thing. These will end up in one of the weeklies for sure…because people love babies and people love bumps! As you know, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting their second child. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2008 08:32:00 July 23, 2008 08:32:00

This is why Cristiano Ronaldo is NOT on the Freebie Five (Dlisted )

We were just talking about this today…Posh could learn from Audrina’s tits (Hollywood Tuna)

Celebrity Rock Baby Theory: Hot + Jagger = Gorgeous? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

LOVE Clooney with short hair (INO )

Will out-earns his boyfriend Tom (Holy Moly)

Still.Forever.Always. (Cele|bitchy )

Natalie Portman: Tantric sex and Bollywood (Candy Kirby )

Dandy Pants cheats on Witch Boil? Would be believable, if only it was with a MAN! (IDLYITW )

Little McBongo JKL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2008 08:25:23 July 23, 2008 08:25:23

OK! Magazine reportedly paid $3 million for the first photos of little Levi McBongo, first son of Matthew McConaughey and his girlfriend Camila Alves. As I said last week about it being a waste of money – again another newborn that looks exactly like all newborns. Full Story

Cheese and Rainbows

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2008 06:40:00 July 23, 2008 06:40:00

Mimi brought her cheese to TRL yesterday and added a dash of rainbow to the mix. Amazing. Two items to note here: First – Mimi wants you to see that her abs are still as flat as ever, that her new body is as fit as ever, that she is no Janet Jackson, she will not change bodies 3 times a year. Next – Mimi wants you to be very aware of the fact that she’s wearing her ring. Full Story

Granny Goes to Yoga

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2008 06:03:10 July 23, 2008 06:03:10

Granny worked out hard throughout her pregnancy, even hitting a spin class the day before she delivered Sunday on Monday. And now that her baby has been born, Gran is stepping up the fitness intensity even more. This must be why she’s already skinny as sh*t. Check out the Freeze at yoga yesterday clearly obsessed with getting back into a size double 0 Balenciaga by the time the Australia premiere rolls around. Full Story

SamRo day and night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2008 05:56:54 July 23, 2008 05:56:54

Different city, same intensity… Lindsay was shooting all day on the set of Ugly Betty yesterday – Sam joined her in the afternoon and the two were inseparable until the evening, when they shared a late dinner before returning home to bed. Lilo and SamRo – so hot I can’t stand it. Full Story

More fun with Dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2008 05:45:12 July 23, 2008 05:45:12

Time for your daily spy session on the Brange. Brad Pitt, his boys and the Chosen One out yesterday for some fun around their chateau. Maddox took the lead on his little motorbike as dad followed behind in a golf cart with Shiloh on his lap and it looks like Pax trailed behind on his whatever you call it but I want one. Full Story

July 23, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2008 05:37:44 July 23, 2008 05:37:44

Happy Birthday Jen S with love from Lauren who couldn’t be happier for you and is thrilled you’ve found a great guy. To Amy A – Happy 26th Birthday! But you’ll have to fight me for John Krasinski! For Emily B – Cynthia got the hint! Happy 30th Birthday! Wishing you a wonderful new decade… you will love it, I promise. Full Story

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Dear Gossips,

By popular demand, meet Knox and Vivienne: my twins, adopted from Fred Segal. And also, Duana’s babies, christened Nicolette Sheridan because we saw her at dinner looking so unbelievably beautiful in person without makeup the other night AND actually eating food including ice cream. Pure infatuation. With the booties, I mean.

Sigh.

Pitt Porn is amazing...but Shoe Porn is better.

As for those other twins – word is, they’re still headed to Greece with the Chosen One and the rest of the Family Olympus some time this week.

Am en route to Toronto today for a quick 3 day trip on assignment for eTalk. Coincidentally it’s also the MLS All-Star Game and the official All-Star party goes down at Muzik on Wednesday night. Do you have your ticket?

Tuesday – blogging on the fly.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS.Gwen and Gavin’s commitment is not in crisis.