Is It Her Time?

May 14, 2008 10:57:20 Posted at May 14, 2008 10:57:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hilary Swank has two Oscars. TWO. And Julianne Moore has zero. WTF? Attached – Julianne walking in NYC on Tuesday presumably before heading to Cannes where her film Blindness will open the festival tonight. There is a LOT of hype around this movie. Those who’ve screened it can’t stop talking about it and the buzz is building already, not only for Julianne but also for the screenwriter and co-star Don McKellar … who is Canadian. Full Story

The Bitches and Chuck at the Upfronts

May 14, 2008 10:54:07 Posted at May 14, 2008 10:54:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Leighton Meester’s purple clutch…you likey? It’s cool yes. But the fact that she has to tuck her hand into looks weird. At least it photographs weird. Like her hand is missing. Missing a hand looks weird. Other than that, as usual, she is sublime. Love her. And just for Lara – this is Ed Westwick with slick combed hair and a smarmy stank begging me to lick him. Full Story

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Bland and Tanned at the Upfronts

May 14, 2008 10:46:24 Posted at May 14, 2008 10:46:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am so over Blake Lively. Here she is at the CW upfronts yesterday wearing a gold dress, showing off a new tan, and, quite frankly, terribly bland. Word is she and boyfriend Penn Badgely were spotted making out on holiday a few days ago in Mexico. Penn showed up with matching bronzed skin. He dropped in at TRL too with Leighton Meester who, of course, has become much more interesting. Full Story

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John Takes Jen on the Road

May 14, 2008 10:40:13 Posted at May 14, 2008 10:40:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

From Miami to Orlando! Jennifer Aniston is taking her sizzling spring fling with John Mayer on the road! John was booked for a private RIM performance in Orlando last night and flew via private jet with Jen and her dog Norman. Norman is so cute. Look at him. Look at his dopey face looking for something to pee on. Full Story

Exit Romo, Enter Tranny?

May 14, 2008 10:37:03 Posted at May 14, 2008 10:37:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her reps are denying it but her reps also lie as often as Jennifer Aniston’s. Robin Leach was the first to report it  two weeks ago. What began as a romantic weekend in Vegas quickly turned sour as Jess and Tony both left town after a huge blowout that supposedly shook the foundations of their fragile love. Full Story

May 14, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 14, 2008 10:30:57 Posted at May 14, 2008 10:30:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 20th Anniversary Brenda and Don… or BEDS & DONE! Peach bridesmaid dresses? Kenny Rogers? Things change but you two have remained. Congratulations and enjoy the second honeymoon in Great Falls. But seriously…you’re bringing the kids?!?! Love this photo of you deliberating between the Granny and the Tranny. Full Story

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Dear Gossips,

I’m Chuck Bass.

Sigh…

Am losing sleep and paranoid over my PVR – that it won’t work while I’m away to record the season finale of Gossip Girl next Monday and The Office on Thursday. Bit worried about Jim and Pam, actually. How sad is that?

Tuesday – blogging on the fly today. Please forgive typos! Am rushing! Will post at airports between transfers and as soon as we get in. It’s a 20 hour trip door to door but the good news is…

Am headed to Cannes on assignment for eTalk!

Film festival kicks off Wednesday, we’ll be there for the opening gala and will be staying for all the hot parties. And yes, seeing a few movies too. Coverage begins tomorrow on eTalk!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

 

They Can’t Tell Us Apart

May 13, 2008 13:57:00 Posted at May 13, 2008 13:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just in case you thought I was exaggerating when I told you about being mistaken for Tila Tequila by an ignorant dude who can’t tell his Asians apart… It’s not as uncommon as you might think. We fellow yellows can confound even the editors of a major US publication. His name is Rain. Full Story

A Glimpse of the Monster

May 13, 2008 09:59:54 Posted at May 13, 2008 09:59:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When Dina Lohan signed on for her reality show, it was supposed to be about HER. Her life as a momager. Her relentless parental pimp. Her attempt to strike gold for a second time with Lindsay’s little sister. Needless to say, producers quickly realised that the child is much more interesting than the mother. Full Story

Taylor, Tami, and the Kids

May 13, 2008 08:52:36 Posted at May 13, 2008 08:52:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the NBC Universal Experience yesterday when the network presented its 2008/2009 offering, a few cast members from the best show on television, Friday Night Lights, showed up to celebrate Ben Silverman’s smart decision to bring it back for a third season. No, I won’t shut my ass about FNL. Full Story

Jim with a beard

May 13, 2008 07:34:00 Posted at May 13, 2008 07:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No likey. John Krasinski with a beard sucks. Please make it stop. As for what’s going on on The Office – I’ve had to watch the last 2 episodes with my hands over my eyes. Something is rotten in the state of Dunder Mifflin. Jim can’t become Michael. Which means he has to leave. Full Story