Thursday, February 28, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Am in Montreal to host the final Evening of Hot Experiences sponsored by Secret. Will probably end up sh*tfaced at the bar at the Opus tonight around midnight if you want to stop by?

How odd to wake up this morning with a hot case of Will Smith. LOVE Will Smith. Both Will and Jada. Together. They make even the GMD tolerable. Photos below and I dare you not to quiver and turn a blind eye to the beard buzz.

Thursday – all day posts, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Yes. Calista and Harrison.

PPS. Vin Diesel might be gay and broke - otherwise why would he be shooting Fast & Furious the fourth instalment??? – but he’s not the gay you’re looking for.

PPPS. Whitney Houston is not the crazy bitch who won"t let you look at her. Nor is it Erykah Badu. Or Jessica Simpson.

GMD & the Faire Pilot – en route to Toronto!

February 28, 2008 14:03:00 Posted at February 28, 2008 14:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The GMD and the Faire Pilot in Toronto at the same time??? Praise Thetan, ah-Xenu! March 1st in Toronto at the Clinton Giustra Sustainable Growth Initiative at the Westin Harbour Castle: a private, invite-only event to build awareness and inspire industry to begin “addressing poverty on a global scale”. Full Story

She’s So Fashion

February 28, 2008 13:08:09 Posted at February 28, 2008 13:08:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Posh on the cover of Hello Canada this month after the Spice Girls’ final stop in Toronto. During the trip, she also stopped in at Holt Renfrew to promote DVB and discussed the tour, her clothing line, and of course her ambitions. My favourite quote from the article which she declared a while ago: “I’m not in the music industry anymore. Full Story

Kate H on the new Kate H

February 28, 2008 12:24:05 Posted at February 28, 2008 12:24:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LOVE this. Remember way back? After Gwyneth and Brad broke up and he started seeing Jennifer Aniston? Word is when asked about his new relationship, Gwyneth, in a classic Gwyneth snotty moment, when asked about Aniston, referred to her as… That TV Girl. Amazing. Now Kate Hudson is on the cover of the new issue of Elle UK and similarly, when prompted for comment on her latest all-American rival Katherine Heigl, only had this to say: “Who is she? Oh, that girl in 27 Dresses? I just don’t think about that stuff. Full Story

Marion & Guillaume: Love!

February 28, 2008 09:59:46 Posted at February 28, 2008 09:59:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Photos have just surfaced of my Marion and Guillaume in London for the BAFTAs… very cute. My favourite is the one with him looking over at her as they’re walking to their car on the way there. And the hugging. And he’s holding her BAFTA. But look at those big pools as she’s walking up the stairs. Full Story

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Slap the Itch

February 28, 2008 07:24:47 Posted at February 28, 2008 07:24:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No one else is picking my ass right now quite like Miley Cyrus. It’s official. I can’t bear her. She was on Leno last night and it’s everything. It’s the 25 year old voice coming out of a 15 year old. Does this look 15??? It’s the condescending way she says Thaaaaank You. Full Story

Winona in Paris

February 28, 2008 06:48:34 Posted at February 28, 2008 06:48:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My all time from times past slowly inching her way back – here’s Winona Ryder at the Valentino show today in Paris for fashion week She was 18 when she met Johnny. And it was 17 years ago. 17 years! Arguably the first modern supercouple – some say it was their loved that kicked off a tabloid paparazzi frenzy that became the predecessor of Brad and Gwyneth, Brad and Jennifer, Bennifer, and of course Brad and Angelina. Full Story

Everyone hates Dirty Face and Coke Bloat

February 28, 2008 06:13:04 Posted at February 28, 2008 06:13:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan was photographed heading to an AA meeting yesterday. Supposedly heading to an AA meeting. Then last night she showed up at Villa – obviously the best place for a recovering addict. As you can see, Dirty Face is now dragging around some bloat. SO attractive. And the perfect role model for her little sister Ali who made no apologies in Teen Vogue recently about her own quest for fame, laying it out straight up: she wants to be like her sister…which means it’s now a proper race. Full Story

Philanthropy or Strategery?

February 28, 2008 05:26:30 Posted at February 28, 2008 05:26:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Jessica Simpson wrote on her site yesterday that she’s heading to Kuwait to perform for the troops. Somehow the paps immediately found her at the airport. Jess of course is providing a much needed boost to the morale of those stationed overseas – her vocal gymnastics is surely what they need to chill out, take their minds off fighting and warring for a change. Full Story

Genetic Freak

February 28, 2008 04:59:55 Posted at February 28, 2008 04:59:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Elle Macpherson turns 45 in a month. 45!!! Most models are genetic freaks. Elle’s freaky sh*t is freakier than most. Bitch bakes herself in the sun half the year, has already had two kids, parties non stop with the Euro jetset, and still looks like this. Hate. Love. Check her out at some fundraising gala last night in London wearing a hot outfit only she could make work with a face still as beguiling and as beautiful as ever. Full Story

Mimi Looks Tiny

February 28, 2008 04:40:46 Posted at February 28, 2008 04:40:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi is heavily promoting her new album and wants you to touch her new skinny body. Literally. She looks good, non? Do you like her new single? Mimi hit up TRL yesterday wearing all slimming black, showing off a very small waist and an even smaller ass encased in a pair of leather pants size… 0 but really 4? One of my favourite gossip items ever! Remember when it came out that Mariah had her assistants change the sizing on her clothes so that a 6 became a 2 and then she’d walk around telling everyone in interviews that people are always shocked to find out how little she “really” is? Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? Am happy she’s back. Full Story