I Love You JGL

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 12:22:00 June 16, 2009 12:22:00

Loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it loved it. Wanted to see (500) Days of Summer so badly. Full Story

Spanx for men?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 11:37:08 June 16, 2009 11:37:08

They have it now. Maybe not Spanx brand, but there’s definitely a line of, um, male girding attire that’s now on the market. They sell them at Selfridges. Michelle just googled it. Cost $100. They come in short sleeve, long sleeve, and v-neck in a variety of colours. Michelle posits that Ed must like the v-neck to show off his chest hair. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 11:05:11 June 16, 2009 11:05:11

The Vagina Virgins get replaced by vaginas (Dlisted)

If you’re going to work out on a pole, why must you have it filmed? (Hollywood Tuna)

Katie Holmes – new hair and dancing shoes (Pop Sugar)

Pussycat on the beach, wicked sick body (The Superficial)

Robert Pattinson’s cover was nothing compared to this (Just Jared)

JLove’s got a case of the Ali Lohans (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How much Tom Cruise pays for a night at a hotel (INO)

YES! Jason Stackhouse will strip again! (Towleroad)

Self portrait of a child star crack whore (Popoholic)

Is plastic surgery possible on biceps? (The Blemish)

Russell Robin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 10:13:01 June 16, 2009 10:13:01

Some great shots of Russell Crowe today on location in Wales for his new highly anticipated Robin Hood movie with Ridley Scott. They’ve reportedly been scrapping incessantly, two massive egos battling every day. The studio has denied it but it’s totally believable. Please. Ridley Scott knows everything. Full Story

English Fried Chicken

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 08:04:13 June 16, 2009 08:04:13

Britney Spears played a series of shows in London and is now enjoying some downtime in the best city ever. Yesterday she took her boys to Hamley’s, a toy store, and today it was the zoo. As you know, Team Spears has extended the tour, just confirmed more dates in North America, pushing her as far she can go, just in case there’s no more, must get every last drop. Full Story

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Shake it loose!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 07:47:42 June 16, 2009 07:47:42

Bradley Cooper’s hair is some pretty great sh-t. But not when he slicks it back Gordon Gekko styles like some sleazy club douche which is exactly how he styled it last night at the CFDAs. Coop, as he apparently likes to be called, is wearing Calvin Klein. Properly tailored but it’s not his best outing. Full Story

Kristen keeps better company

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 07:23:17 June 16, 2009 07:23:17

While Robert Pattinson narrowly avoided getting strangled by Twi-hards yesterday in New York, and probably spent the rest of the night wanting to strangle himself (the Twilight albatross gets heavier and heavier…at this point it’s more like a noose), Kristen Stewart was in LA working on her Joan Jett biopic and hanging out with Joan Jett herself. Full Story

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He wasn’t mauled…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 07:05:38 June 16, 2009 07:05:38

Taylor Lautner showed up at the CFDAs last night… Not really sure why but whatever. His people are trying to push him out there, he’s gradually making his way to Toronto for the MMVAs on Sunday, and he’s been trying to claim him own share of the spotlight next to the glaring oppressive heat from Robert Pattinson’s star. Full Story

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It fits!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 06:45:27 June 16, 2009 06:45:27

How many times have you seen Blake Lively wearing something 2 sizes too small? Remember the Golden Globes? Amazingly enough, last night at the CFDA Awards, Blake actually put on a dress that fit. And looked terrific. Super sexy, super fresh, super tanned but not obnoxiously so, and very, very healthy. Full Story

Shelfy come running

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2009 06:32:45 June 16, 2009 06:32:45

You know what Shelf Ass Jessica Biel is doing, like, right now? She didn’t sleep, panicked as soon as she saw the photos after refreshing Gettyimages.com every 5 minutes, and probably booked the first flight from LA to NY… Last night at the CFDA Awards Pippy attended solo, hanging out with design partners the Lindbergs, his new bestie Anna Wintour, and oh yeah, the really cute Emmanuelle Chriqui too. Full Story

Monday, June 15, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The queue wrapped around the building and they’d been waiting for days. In tents and sleeping bags, taking shifts, on the concrete, a few were making out to pass the time, and finally on Saturday morning, wristbands were distributed for the MMVAs to the devoted, among them young Valerie who came with her mom and her sign: Taylor Lautner’s #1 fan. Oh to be 15 again. Was really, really cute.

So…how about True Blood last night?

Right???

Jacek was happy because the breast and sex quotient was restored. And shockingly enough, not involving Jason. But next week’s episode is even better. Promise. Finally something watchable during the summer.

It’s Monday – am online all day. Much to catch up on from the weekend. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. If there was any doubt about the power of Ebola Hilton’s black hole virus – five years later and this bitch is broke. See? Ebola spares no one. Oh Portugal…I’m so sorry. Cristiano Ronaldo is a f-cking idiot.

PPS. The GMD and Ben Stiller are not enjoying Bro Massages. Also not Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey.