Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2009 07:37:51 January 19, 2009 07:37:51

JailBait is feeling ignored! (Dlisted)

Filthy Scab finds a new man to marry and divorce (Hollywood Tuna)

Ebola wants to infect the Brange (Just Jared)

Ashley Judd: does she look creepy to you? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Rachel McAdams matchy matchy (Pop Sugar)

Say BYE GOOD to her too! (INO)

How many 50 year olds look like this? (Cele|bitchy)

Boo! There is no mini-Mimi Cheese! (ASL)

Hobbit goes to Sundance (ICYDK)

The hottes mom on TV (IDLYITW)

Making up for sh-t on the sidewalk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2009 07:05:41 January 19, 2009 07:05:41

Thankfully, for every five useless f-cks at Sundance, there is a Ewan McGregor. It takes away the sting.I want. I die. Oh Ewan. He brought his quiver to the festival to promote I Love You Philip Morris with Jim Carrey, the true story of a Texas conman who broke out of prison 4 times. Ewan plays the love of his life Philip Morris. Full Story

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Sh-t on the sidewalk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2009 06:42:32 January 19, 2009 06:42:32

Was at Sundance 2 years ago. It was super fun. Because, like all super fun trips, the company made the difference. Laura and I had the best time hating on the poseurs. No doubt, Sundance attracts major stars. Absolutely. But among all the film festivals, Sundance is also the worst for poseurs. Maybe it’s a geographical thing. Full Story

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Princess AssTalk > Posh?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2009 06:10:12 January 19, 2009 06:10:12

First Blake Lively, now the ungrateful Princess of AssTalk herself Katherine Heigl??? According to, Victoria Beckham has once again lost out to a tv girl: Katherine Heigl is rumoured to grace the magazine’s April issue. Full Story

The Year of Living Rap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2009 06:02:10 January 19, 2009 06:02:10

Ugh. What happened to Joaquin Phoenix? As you know, he said BYE GOOD to acting and instead has chosen to document his attempt to become a rap artist – yes, a rap artist – with bestie Casey Affleck. Apparently hip-hop is his life’s love, and he is now dedicated to pursuing the perfect rhyme. Full Story

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Piven on the defence

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2009 05:54:23 January 19, 2009 05:54:23

As you know, Jeremy Piven dropped out of the Broadway production of Speed-the-Plow just before Christmas citing mercury poisoning for not being able to fulfill his contractual obligation. Now the producers of the production have filed a grievance against him  Full Story

Flirting is selling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2009 05:44:00 January 19, 2009 05:44:00

Whatever works, right? Kate Hudson turned it on in Rome at the photo call for Bride Wars. Check her out, playing to the camera – Kate’s always been a cocktease but lately it’s been extra amped. Maybe because she knows Bride Wars is extra dumbass. As we know though, good taste is dead. Full Story

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January 19, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2009 05:38:24 January 19, 2009 05:38:24

Happy 38th Birthday Cindy! Enjoy St Barts…lucky bitch! To Rhiannon – Have fun at the first day of the rest of your life. Don’t let them catch you reading this!! From Andrew  Full Story

Friday, January 16, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Several of you suggested it – making the poll about Katie’s ads vs Posh’s ads after this article yesterday. Great idea. For those unfamiliar with the lingo – Concrete Tits are those concussion-inducing globes stuck to Victoria’s chest that she claims are real. Get the feeling that Anna Wintour isn’t a huge fan of slapping obnoxiously fake tits on the cover of her magazine. You think Posh would go so far as to remove them to finally win one month? Word is Armani is pleading her case. Hard.

It’s Friday – am shooting for eTalk this afternoon so late posts will be light.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. KatE and Posh could learn from Tara and Bella. But if that were the case, we’d have nothing to gossip about. Have you seen this video? Be warned, it will BREAK you.

PPS added Monday, January 19th.  Please refresh your browsers (F5) this morning.  We uploaded some changes to the site overnight and you may need to refresh to get your gossip.

Tara and Bella

New York GOOPy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2009 12:44:00 January 16, 2009 12:44:00

This week’s brilliant GOOP apparently features my Gwyneth’s favourite NYC restaurants. Like that hasn’t already been exhausted to death. It’s next week however that’s the juicy one. I’m waiting with breathless anticipation. If you are a GOOPy member, you must send it to me right away. Full Story

The abs y’all

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2009 11:19:00 January 16, 2009 11:19:00

She’s posted new rehearsal photos on her official site... Chicken Fried abs with no trace of having had booboos, hard at work for the Circus Tour, slaving away for all those mouths she has to feed: her dad, her mom, her brother, her nannies, her ex husbands, and probably her sister too, considering Jamie Lynn is too busy trying to keep her man. Full Story