Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 09:45:49 December 2, 2008 09:45:49

Admit it. The abs are impressive (Dlisted)

Her shoes are almost as offensive as her man (Hollywood Tuna)

Lilo hates Facebook (Just Jared)

What would happen if she actually met Robert Pattinson? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Not even vacation can make her smile (Pop Sugar)

Finally a reason to watch reality tv (INO)

Iker and Rafa sit on balls (Kickette)

Sit DOWN Demi Moore! (Cele|bitchy)

Am I stupid to stand by Winona? (IDLYITW)

Strawberry Scarlett

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 08:57:50 December 2, 2008 08:57:50

Scarlett Johansson replacing her famous blonde hair with a shade of strawberry today in Madrid at the photocall for her new movie The Spirit. Pretty as hell. Such beautiful skin. And much more conservative now that she’s a wife… Not feeling this jacket. Especially the speckles. They photograph like raindrops. Full Story

No Cadillac in Canada?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 08:06:41 December 2, 2008 08:06:41

Cadillac Records opens in the US on Friday. Cadillac Records is not opening anywhere in Canada. Why? Because there is no distributor. Which means no one wanted to put up the money. Because no one thought it would make any money? Because… it sucks? Not necessarily. It’s actually getting decent reviews. Full Story

Old Bat off her rocker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 07:34:00 December 2, 2008 07:34:00

In what universe is Frank Langella more fascinating than Tina Fey??? Who? Frank Langella. Who? Exactly. With all due respect, as he is a fine actor, Frank’s predicted Oscar “win” for Frost/Nixon is nothing if not premature. And, let’s be honest, he has that “bad man” face. Full Story

Sunday Rose: just like Little Sci

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 07:17:40 December 2, 2008 07:17:40

Granny and the GMD were together a long time. You learn a lot over a decade. You learn about contracts and marriage, you learn about fraud, you learn about famewhoring, you learn what to do when your back is up against a wall, when your career is in jeopardy, when you can no longer sell a movie… Get your baby daughter to do it for you! As you know, Australia’s box office was decidedly unimpressive over the weekend. Full Story

Knowing Pip…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 07:08:57 December 2, 2008 07:08:57

He’ll probably take credit for this too. Samuel L Jackson was honoured last night at the 23rd Annual American Cinematheque Awards in Beverly Hills. Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake was in attendance, smirk firmly in place, having probably convinced himself that Sam was only being recognised because they worked together on Black Snake Moan. Full Story

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The Brange and the Button in NOLA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 06:56:49 December 2, 2008 06:56:49

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended a very low key screening of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button last night in New Orleans. Button has been described as a love letter to the city and the film is currently receiving very warm reviews in advance of its December 25th release. As you’d expect the Brange will be hitting the carpet hard in tandem to support its Oscar run. Full Story

December 2, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 06:53:22 December 2, 2008 06:53:22

To Crystal – good luck with Team in Training in support of the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society! Will definitely check in on your blog and hope you reach your goal to run the Vancouver Marathon! Happy 32nd Birthday Cedric! Thanks for being such a supportive brother! With love from Caroline. Full Story

Monday, December 1, 2008

Dear Gossips,

If you need to get rid of the taste of ass cheese in your mouth from too much Twilight or make up for the colossal Fail of dazzling sparkles, Slumdog Millionaire is your answer. A fist pump of a movie. A movie you’ll leave feeling good about feeling sappy. And full of hugs. It deserves to be seen over and over again. A movie worthy of my husband missing Sunday Night Football.

And then we came home for Britney’s documentary. Oh Britney…

More on that later.

It’s Monday. Am online all day. Welcome back if you’ve missed several pages over US Thanksgiving. Scroll down, click on View More Articles, get caught up!

Yours in gossip,


Slumdog Millionaire trailer

Granny clutches her womb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2008 16:59:26 December 1, 2008 16:59:26

Again? Not sure. But don’t put it past her to make you think it. Last time she was “pregnant”, Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman made a point, always, of using her hand to draw attention to the fact that she was indeed roasting a Sunday inside her womb. Tonight in Paris at the premiere of Australia, she was at it again… We get it. Full Story

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Keep hat, lose Chanel?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2008 15:09:54 December 1, 2008 15:09:54

Or vice versa? Something seems off. What is it? This is Penelope Cruz today in New York for World AIDS Day at the Diamond is Forever Unbreakable Kiss Installation in support of the Elton John AIDS Foundation. Pene’s been keeping it low key lately, hard at work on Nine in London for much of the Fall, now Spanish gossips are reporting she and Javier Bardem are through, primarily because of conflicting work schedules – he backed out of Nine paving the way for Daniel Day Lewis – and also because she supposedly wants a baby and he doesn’t. Full Story