Thursday, November 27, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Sometimes a douchebag just has to break free. Especially when he’s been ordered by his older girlfriend to shut the f-ck up.

John Mayer was in New York last night without Jennifer Aniston. Silenced for several weeks now, his douchebag has been itching to come out and play. So he hit up a club and near the end of the night proceeded to throw himself on top of a photographers car, posing while doing leg lifts, humping the hood like a dog, and shouting Happy Thanksgiving at everyone walking by.

This is what happens when you starve John Mayer of attention.

Happy Thanksgiving to our friends in the US.

Thursday – all day blogging, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Don’t forget tonight! Our Night of New Beginnings event in support of the Covenant House Vancouver 30 days for 30 nights campaign. Help us provide 30 days of food, shelter, clothing, counselling, and LOVE to at-risk youth over the holidays. See you at Birks on Hastings at 5pm!

Gisele & Tom holiday porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2008 16:03:56 November 27, 2008 16:03:56

They can’t be more perfect. Can’t. Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady volunteered at the Goodwill in Roxbury yesterday. The visit was unannounced, Gisele showed up first, then Tom half an hour later and they spent their time serving Thanksgiving dinner – Tom even bussed tables! Look how beautiful she is without makeup! Tom apparently missed the New England Patriots’ annual Thanksgiving basket giveaway the other day and wanted to contribute. Full Story

Kristen Stewart: the new Joaquin Phoenix?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2008 15:57:27 November 27, 2008 15:57:27

You’d be hard pressed to find a celebrity who hates promotion and publicity as much as Joaquin Phoenix. If you’re lucky, he’s bizarrely giddy, manic and jittery and incoherent. On a good day, he’s numb. On a bad day, he’ll walk out on you. On a horrible day, he’s downright mean. Full Story

Chicken Fried YEAH!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2008 14:19:16 November 27, 2008 14:19:16

She did it. She took the stage at the Bambi Awards in Germany tonight and while killing it might be a bit too strong, Britney certainly impressed, oh yes. ESPECIALLY the body. In fact, her shape is like Madonna’s. Just without the gross popping veiny muscles. Damn! She still lacks some confidence up there, not the fearless girl we knew before, the choreography totally sucks and that was a dead crowd holy f-ck (but a great warm up venue for her to start rolling), and of course Britney’s lipsynching has never been great…but there is something electric about Britney, it’s the reason she is Britney, the reason she still captures everyone’s fascination, something intangible but not ignorable, that demands attention and creates excitement when she’s in the spotlight. Full Story

Kate and Cate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2008 11:53:20 November 27, 2008 11:53:20

Double girl crush! Last year Cate Blanchett was nominated for Best Actress and Supporting Actress at the Oscars. This year, the same honour could go to Kate Winslet, already the youngest actress to received 5 nominations. Kate’s work in Revolutionary Road with Leonardo DiCaprio is, right now, considered a lock. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2008 11:25:49 November 27, 2008 11:25:49

Manorexic having a baby (Dlisted)

I would totally let Pink bite me (Hollywood Tuna)

Robert Pattinson in a white mesh beater tank (Just Jared)

Jamie Foxx’s underwhelming video (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Lilo and Samro’s pre-Thanksgiving bender (Pop Sugar)

Twilight and Audrina??? (INO)

Ghetto tits breeding? (The Blemish)

Dating George Clooney is stressful (Cele|bitchy)

Star Magazine’s big break: Porny is dumb! (IDLYITW)

Mushy Madge?!?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2008 10:20:44 November 27, 2008 10:20:44

Who ARE you? Been saying it for weeks. I don’t get it. I don’t get what Madonna sees in Alex Rodriguez. He’s a fecking LOSER. But clearly we’re missing something. Or clearly her yearning for youth is clouding her judgment. Because our Madge is not only smitten with ARod, she’s also turning into a sap. Full Story

Much better Meg!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2008 08:51:29 November 27, 2008 08:51:29

MUUUUUCH better! Remember when Meg Ryan f-cked up her face? And her lips? She’s chilled out on the mangling recently, perhaps seeing the horror that’s become Nicole Kidman. Meg was in Berlin yesterday to promote The Women which tanked big sh-t at the US box office after dismal reviews. So now she’s trying to salvage the film on the European market although chances of that happening are rather remote, considering what’s coming in the following weeks. Full Story

Cindy gives back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2008 08:45:38 November 27, 2008 08:45:38

Cindy Crawford and her family were at the Los Angeles Mission yesterday – as you can see, at 42, she is as gorgeous as she’s ever been. Ridiculously so. And OLDER than Nicole Kidman. But those children… Have you ever seen such beautiful children? Her son is going to break my cougar granny heart in 15 years. Full Story

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Suck makes a movie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2008 07:38:00 November 27, 2008 07:38:00

If you only do one thing today, make it this. I wrote yesterday about Diddy’s ridiculous new ad for his ridiculous new men’s fragrance I Am Fail. Turns out he directed a movie that accompanies the poster as part of the campaign which is so appalling and yet so amazing it’s like Airplane: every time you watch it, there’s something else to laugh at. Full Story

A Cruise Beckham Thanksgiving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2008 07:04:13 November 27, 2008 07:04:13

They all gathered for dinner last night in New York after Katie’s performance on Broadway – a double family Thanksgiving feast. Italian. Which means Victoria had one piece of penne and 3 slices of plain grilled zucchini, hold the olive oil. Both the Beckhams and the Cruises brought all three of their children – check out David carrying his two younger boys out at the end of the night, Isabella and Connor were there too, and of course a very tired Little Sci. Full Story

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