Mimi Loves the Frenzy

May 13, 2008 05:00:08 Posted at May 13, 2008 05:00:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She loves it. She can’t get enough of it. And look at the size of that f&cking ring! Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon went out for dinner in Beverly Hills last night and were greeted by a pap army upon leaving, all of them eager to grab a shot of our favourite newlyweds. But have you seen her wedding spread in People yet? It’s a MUST browse at the grocery. Full Story

Ashlee & Pete: Weekend Wedding?

May 13, 2008 04:56:42 Posted at May 13, 2008 04:56:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Us Weekly is reporting that friends and family of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have been asked to save the date this Saturday. Translation: Joe Simpson saw the hype that happened when Mariah married Nick and called up Janice Min to kiss her ass and offer her a golden nugget. Full Story

May 13, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 13, 2008 04:53:44 Posted at May 13, 2008 04:53:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 33rd Birthday Andree! How was Hamlet? Love that you love smut as much as you love Shakespeare! For my cousin Cat who completed her 3rd half marathon on Sunday and achieved her best time to date. Am so proud of you! Congratulations! Marcus would congratulate you too. Except that he’s too busy being lazy. Full Story

Monday, May 12, 2008

Dear Gossips,

We spent the entire weekend on the golf course, my husband and I. We were inseparable. Sunday afternoon I lovingly asked him not to speak to me until the next morning. He was totally ok with that. More than ok. Katie Holmes might be granted front row access to Chanel every season but this is one privilege she’ll never have. Freedom is priceless.

And while Angelina Jolie spent Mother’s Day in France surrounded by her children and a loving and hot Pitt partner, Jennifer Aniston spent the weekend… well, where else? By the pool in the sun of course. She was joined by John Mayer and several paparazzi crews who, yet again, cleverly managed to elude her security team.

Three years later and the tit for tat is still going strong.

Monday, am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Wilmer Valderamma is not Keeping it Legal.

PPS. A few site upgrades on the back end were implemented this weekend. You might need to hit F5 to refresh the homepage. Please note some features are still being tweaked like the Read More section and the Smutty Index too.  Thanks for your patience!

Cate to Cannes

May 12, 2008 12:32:20 Posted at May 12, 2008 12:32:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Indiana Jones will premiere in Cannes. The line up for that screening will probably be a mile long. The good news? Cate Blanchett is headed there! We’re told, along with Harrison Ford and Shia LeBeouf, she will be on hand to present the film which means yes yes yes…Cate Blanchett will be on the red carpet. Full Story

Cynthia > Lilo

May 12, 2008 12:17:00 Posted at May 12, 2008 12:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shall we be obnoxious and compare lesbians? You are intimately familiar with Lindsay Lohan’s dirty face. Lesbian to lesbian though and redhead to rehead, at almost 20 years older, Cynthia Nixon is head and shoulders and tits above her younger Sapphic counterpart. Here she is at the London premiere tonight of Sex & the City. Full Story

You Likey?

May 12, 2008 11:42:00 Posted at May 12, 2008 11:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SJP arrived in London for the UK premiere of Sex & the City wearing this… I kinda love it. Especially the head piece. The head piece is amazing. She is, after all, in England, where head pieces are head pieces. And really… for an event like this, for all the events to come to publicise the film, what do you expect? It’s Carrie. Full Story

GG in Milan

May 12, 2008 11:28:06 Posted at May 12, 2008 11:28:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Monday! It’s Gossip Girl! Previews for tonight’s episode were delicious. Serena slides way the hell down… can you stand it? The CW has also just announced that the new Season of Gossip Girl will kick off September 1st with a change of scenery. In the Hamptons! Meanwhile, Chace Crawford and Leighton Meester travelled to Milan (or MILANO as Sarah Larson says it – ROSSUM!) to promote the show. Full Story

Brad"s Girls Go Shopping

May 12, 2008 08:40:20 Posted at May 12, 2008 08:40:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

INF Daily just hit the motherload. These photos of the genetic jackpot, the Chosen One Shiloh, will sell… over and over and over again. For years. Because the world is obsessed with the Pitts non-ethnic child. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 12, 2008 08:07:56 Posted at May 12, 2008 08:07:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The 90210 spinoff just got super f&cking ugly (DListed )

Some things never change: Jennifer Aniston is STILL perma-hard (Hollywood Tuna )

Women & Ciggies: Shia LeBeouf"s bad habits (INO )

The significance of Brad’s new tattoo…will quiver your loins (Cele|bitchy )

Will Posh come between Ben and Tom??? (Holy Moly )

When jiggly… blame Photoshoppe (The Blemish )

That Girl Again

May 12, 2008 07:10:05 Posted at May 12, 2008 07:10:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The tranny may have receded but she’s not gone. The tranny still exists in Jessica’s footwear. Look at those abominations. Everything ugly on her is made so much worse. And her style sense is still for ass. Also doesn’t help that she will always be That Girl. Let’s face it, Jessica Simpson will, more often than not, be the prettiest girl in the room, non-Hollywood. Full Story