Cam > Jen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 06:36:00 August 25, 2008 06:36:00

Cameron Diaz slept with him. Only Jennifer Aniston would be dumb enough to fall for him. John Mayer, that is. Cam manslung her way through John last year while Jen hired Paul Sculfor to pretend to be her boyfriend and sell Smart Water. As you know, the two swapped beaus. Clearly Cam came out ahead. She and Paul are apparently still together, spotted in the Maldives Full Story

She always had great legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 06:31:00 August 25, 2008 06:31:00

Brenda Walsh, that is. The CW celebrated the return of 90210 the other night and no one else mattered. Because Shannen Doherty showed up on the carpet. And even though she burned her skin in the sun, even though the lines on her forehead and around her eyes are deeper than before, even though it’s loose around chin and neck, those Brenda Walsh legs live on. Full Story

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Presenting…in all black!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 06:20:04 August 25, 2008 06:20:04

It makes my life: seeing the GMD “present” his Robo. And it’s even more welcome since it’s been so long - months maybe since we’ve seen the Presentation: he holding her hand ceremoniously, a princess introducing his well-trained princess to a hungry public, this time in matching black and shades. Full Story

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Her Madgesty entertains

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 06:08:10 August 25, 2008 06:08:10

Madonna opened Sticky & Sweet in Cardiff the other night and by all accounts did not disappoint. Even if she was 90 minutes late. Please. You expected her to care about your schedule??? The costumes and the choreography – “breathtaking”. The visual effects – state of the art. Full Story

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August 25, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 06:00:05 August 25, 2008 06:00:05

Happy 33rd Birthday Susanne! Am counting on you for 2010. See you in Vancouver! To Julie who is going back to work after maternity leave – will hold you to your promise to keep up with the smut. Have a great week and thanks for the photos of your babies. But why not a photo of the Chicken Fried Bra? With YOU in it? And for Renee H – miss you so much and CONGRATULATIONS on Ryan Michael. Full Story

Friday, August 22, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Olympic Freebie Five has finally been fixed and updated. Newest addition: Eric Lamaze. Gold for Canada and redemption for himself. YAY!

On the subject of show jumping – for a dirty, extremely satisfying read, there’s no one better than Jilly Cooper. And Rupert Campbell-Black is probably one of the most endearing characters in trash literature.

It’s Friday! Leaving Seattle for home this afternoon, popping in for golf along the way. Perfect end to a perfect mini-break. Have a great, great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Nice to know I’m not the only one with a sick problem. Thank you for sharing your summer obsession struggles. We can be deranged together. If you missed it yesterday – click here for the Essence of the Annual Summer Crush.

Don Cheadle anytime

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2008 10:31:45 August 22, 2008 10:31:45

Anytime. Don Cheadle with Guy Pearce? Please. It’s an automatic. Here they are last night in New York at the premiere of Traitor. Don has been in New York shooting Brooklyn’s Finest. He makes every movie better. Like Out of Sight. Remember Out of Sight? Remember Jennifer Lopez and George Clooney in Out of Sight? Has Jennifer Lopez made a good movie since Out of Sight? Don also has a film with Mos Def coming up. Full Story

The Matador vs The Magician

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2008 09:20:00 August 22, 2008 09:20:00

It was only 3 weeks ago when I condescendingly told my cousin Cat to get a handle on herself. She was losing her sh*t over an infant called Rafael Nadal, couldn’t stop texting me about his arms, his girlfriend, his loyalty, his sweetness. Obviously, Michael Phelps has now proven me a hypocrite. Full Story

Two Become One

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2008 08:13:59 August 22, 2008 08:13:59

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson – out for lunch, then shopping, in great spirits yesterday, and starting to become one person. Almost. White tops, contrasting wayfarers, and Lilo’s thinnification too. Sam still has the edge on the little legs, but Lilo’s not too far behind. My favourite couple of the summer shared a tender moment inside the shop, critiqued each others’ clothing selections, and happily showed off Lindsay’s flouncing breasts. Full Story

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Spice Moms

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2008 07:31:18 August 22, 2008 07:31:18

In a few months, all five Spices will be moms, as the one lone abstainer has succumbed to the epidemic: Sporty Spice is pregnant. She announced it on her site today. Mel C says the father is her boyfriend of six years Thomas Starr. All together now: But I thought she was the gay one??? Gay, not gay, don’t care. Full Story