July 16, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2008 06:25:23 July 16, 2008 06:25:23

Happy Birthday Liz! Wishing you a wonderful year ahead…and even more cabana boys! Congratulations Mike in London on the new job … Casablanca for 2 months? You lucky bitch! Have you started growing your hair yet? Good luck on location! To Jenn at UW – Happy 33rd Birthday! 33 is a lucky year – promise! To Jess from Kim: Thanks Jess. Full Story

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Dear Gossips,

There was a fire in Vancouver yesterday resulting in blackouts across much of downtown. Something about the server being affected…which accounts for intermittent access to the site. Was at a screening for The Dark Knight on Monday morning. Scroll down to yesterday’s column, see below for the Week of The Dark Knight and the Freebie Five dedication.

Sigh.

I dreamt of Christian Bale all night.

Tuesday – power outage issues should be resolved, am online all day, refresh, refresh, refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Just One Look…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2008 17:32:57 July 15, 2008 17:32:57

And I can hear a bell ring! One more look and I forget everything… Ooooo-oh! The Dark Knight will own it this weekend but there’s always room for two, right? My main gay Darren and I have been waiting for months! All week we’ve been playing the Abba text game: Darren: here I go again Me: my, my, how can I resist you And on, and on… Mamma Mia opens on Friday. Full Story

Shelfy uses Pippy’s granny

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2008 16:18:43 July 15, 2008 16:18:43

Another beautiful, bold, brilliant play from Shelfy’s publicist, nudging Justin’s grandma to talk wistfully about his wedding. Clever, non? Get an old lady hoping that one day soon she’ll be able to see her beloved grandson take a wife, conveniently make sure a reporter gets the soundbite and all of a sudden, Jessica Biel finds herself making headlines yet again, and a new script from her agent fedexed at the same time. Full Story

Goodbye Grissom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2008 12:35:40 July 15, 2008 12:35:40

Ausiello is confirming that Gil Grissom is leaving the lab. William Petersen will remain involved with the show but his days as a regular are over… and this is not a sabbatical. My friend Michelle will be crushed. Full Story

Scarjo & Ryan in the Rockies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2008 09:52:17 July 15, 2008 09:52:17

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson spent the weekend vacationing in Banff – very low key, super undercover. Here they are, sharing a romantic moment at Johnson Lake on Saturday, whispering to themselves. Scarjo and Ryan were seen the following day at Starbucks. Thanks to Brandee for sending the photo! Full Story

The Fox and her Bag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2008 09:08:55 July 15, 2008 09:08:55

Said it before – to me she’s just a Blender girl. One of those ubiquitous skanks staring back at you, open mouthed, from the pages of a soft core skin rag, always wet and ready to go. This is Megan Fox carrying a bag on her back last night at the Fox TCA summer party held at the pier in Santa Monica. Full Story

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Becks and the Ordinary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2008 07:57:57 July 15, 2008 07:57:57

She said it herself – in the new issue of Allure, Victoria Beckham’s self description: I’m not out-of-the-ordinary-looking at all – I’m incredibly ordinary. As you can see, I’m a normal-looking girl, and I just make the best of what I have. The best? Is orange and emaciated the new definition of the best? The real best would be another 15 pounds, a smile once in a while, and no concrete tits. Full Story

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Maggie > Katie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2008 07:38:47 July 15, 2008 07:38:47

Thank Xenu that the GMD would not give his permission. Thank Xenu he’s a f&cking idiot. Because The Dark Knight with Katie Holmes in it would not have been the same film. Maggie Gyllenhaal is so much better. Maggie has a brain. Maggie also has style… This is my Maggie with her Peter last night looking so lovely, the loveliest shoulders, the loveliest neck, the loveliest un-generic face, and such a lovely dress. Full Story

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