Throw the douche a bone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 09:15:58 September 17, 2008 09:15:58

John Mayer learned his lesson the hard way: Jennifer Aniston is not Jessica Simpson. And as soon as he ceased being Jen’s boyfriend, his stock totally crashed. Word is he was choked that the paps weren’t following him around as much anymore. Apparently he became rather upset when he learned the value of his photos had dropped dramatically since their split. Full Story

Chicken Fried Mamma TV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 08:42:00 September 17, 2008 08:42:00

Lynne Spears appeared on The Today Show this morning to promote that book - the one in which she reveals “a mother’s heartbreak” watching Britney deal with the pleasures and the peril of fame. Of course, as you would expect, they softballed her the entire time. No tough questions, no challenges, just straight up pandering for almost 10 minutes. Full Story

Front Row Emma

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 07:58:27 September 17, 2008 07:58:27

How they grow. I asked Emma Watson last year why she and Rupert and DanRad weren’t in rehab or involved in weekly car accidents. I asked her why they hadn’t been arrested yet. Both she and Daniel agreed that it was the British upbringing. That even though they were actors, it made a difference to grow up away from Hollywood. Full Story

Part of the club

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 07:45:52 September 17, 2008 07:45:52

Stella McCartney, Kate Hudson, and Gwyneth Paltrow out together last night to support Stella’s sister Mary at the National Magazine Company event during London fashion week – three girls with pedigree, three girls who know what it’s like, three girls who’ve never been on the wrong side of a closed door, three girls who even had babies around the same time… so of course they totally understand each other. Full Story

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Megan Fox carpet stealer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 06:57:00 September 17, 2008 06:57:00

Poor man’s Angelina has been shooting her mouth off lately about lesbian lovers, about sexual freedom, about touching her man’s balls in public… But really… Hasn’t it all been done before? Angie f*cked women, Angie f&cked everyone else, Angie and Billy Bob f&cked in a limo just minutes before arriving at an event. Full Story

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Hump Day RDJ

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 06:39:36 September 17, 2008 06:39:36

Feels like the longest week ever. Care for a little RDJ to sex it up? Here he is in London just before the premiere of Tropic Thunder. LOVE the longer hair. His wife Susan is with him on the trip – we saw her at TIFF on the RocknRolla carpet as she’s a producer with Joel Silver. Way prettier in person. Full Story

September 17, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 17, 2008 06:34:10 September 17, 2008 06:34:10

Happy Birthday Susan! Hope this makes up, just a little, for missing Ryan Gosling? With love from Lori and Liz. For Sheila and Alyssa too – good luck in the final negotiations! Fingers crossed and sending you positive thoughts. Gorgeous photo of you and Vicky from home attached.  Full Story

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Gossip Girl last night…

Right?

The way Chuck wants Blair is the way I want him to want me.

My Gwyneth is on Oprah tomorrow showing off her privileged life: a sick body and getting paid to eat her way through Spain for a new television show. Can’t wait to watch. Can’t wait for more people to hate her. My girl rolls with royalty. My Gwynnie doesn’t do the girl next door. Am counting on the MiniVan to despise her.

Tuesday – online all day, remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Anger Management is not Jennifer Connelly.

PPS. Uma Thurman is not blowing second chances. Uma’s got her sh*t under control.

The Real Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2008 18:33:46 September 16, 2008 18:33:46

So as you know, Gwyneth appears on Oprah tomorrow (Wednesday) with Mario Batali to promote their food show Spain…On The Road Again. Shot last year, 13 cities, eating and drinking across Spain… that was their job. Bitches. Of course Gwyneth talks to Opes about her body and her diet – she says she can’t diet. Full Story

Rachel in Bloom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2008 14:11:19 September 16, 2008 14:11:19

Michelle is in New York this minute shopping at J Crew with Rachel Weisz. They’re trying on the same cords…or something. Michelle is texting me from the change room I think. She has a new girl crush. I get it…but then again I don’t want to. I remind Michelle that she’s, um, weird and thrifty. Full Story