Hollywood Domino

February 22, 2008 06:51:04 Posted at February 22, 2008 06:51:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No for real. Like actually playing dominos – it’s the latest in themed parties for celebrities, favoured in particular by Ashton and Demi at a super glam old school benefit event last night. And he is SERIOUS about his dominos. Apparently when the tournament started it was like – game on, bring it. Full Story

Presenting Besties and Beards!

February 22, 2008 06:16:41 Posted at February 22, 2008 06:16:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jada Pinkett Smith was honoured at the First Annual Essence Black Women in Hollywood luncheon on Thursday and of course, because they always have each others backs, the GMD and his Robobride showed up to support. Which means that we have been treated to a brand new episode of Presenting Katie! We LOVE Presenting Katie! And so does Tom Cruise! Here they are, as usual she is slouching and as usual she is impeccably dressed like a lady 15 years older, with the loveliest purple Louboutins, deciding not to blow out her bob, as her husband and protector looks on proudly. Full Story

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February 22, 2008 – Smutty Shoutouts

February 22, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 22, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Helene – Happy 35th! After seeing Madonna… 35 is nothing! 35 might as well be the new 15! For Robin who has been a dear, dear friend to Kristin - have a wonderful birthday. Happy 30th Birthday - Heres to another 30 years of brunch,movies and gossip. For Realzzzzs, From Alex and Amy! And to Carolyn P on your 37th – all the best! Full Story

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Watched the entire lunar eclipse last night from the plane – when I say it made my life, I totally mean it.

In LA for the Oscars! And today is the last day to enter the Annual Contest sponsored by Mercedes-Benz. There is some buzz in town that Juno might actually have an outside shot. Will the little movie that could actually win???

eTalk Live at the Oscars on Sunday – Ben Mulroney and Jeanne Beker will be on the red carpet, talking to celebrities only after ABC. Canadians: this is a KILLER spot. And it’s ours!

In addition, like last year, Tanya Kim and I will be reporting from the balcony overlooking the Kodak Theatre entrance – the BEST place for smut. After the stars wrap up at the photo walls, they head around the corner and congregate in a little foyer-ish area just before heading up the steps. It was here last year that Jessica Biel had to be cleared away quickly when Cameron D arrived and also where Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig’s lady Satsuki Mitchell had a very awkward staredown. If there’s cuteye, I’m on it. When John Travolta starts sniffing some young hot gay publicists cologne, you will know it. Promise.

eTalk’s 2 hour live pre-show airs on CTV, on Star!, and also online at ctv.ca. I will also be live blogging the event at ctv.ca and answering viewer questions online – can’t wait! Am wearing teal!

Please note – my email was wonked all day yesterday, if you sent an email, could I trouble you to resend? Sorry and thank you.

Thursday – live blogging all day, check back often!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Brendan Fraser is not gay and broke. Those sh*tty Mummy movies make a LOT of money! Also not Matt Leblanc – residuals from Friends will keep him pudgy forever. And not the Hoff either. Baywatch and Germans who listen to his ass cheese music have loaded him for life.

PPS. Ugh. We"re at the Roosevelt and the fire alarm went off at an ungodly hour last night. Wouldn"t you know it - Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton was in the building. There"s a pimple on my forehead.

The Other Angie

February 21, 2008 14:59:09 Posted at February 21, 2008 14:59:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Harmon, of course. Angie Harmon is flawless. LOVE her dark, dark hair. And the warm brown eyes. And the classic bone structure. And her voice. The best voice. But also the style. Timeless style. Check it out – Angie the perfect package last night at Saks for a cancer benefit with her husband Jason Sehorn. Full Story

Tabloid Wars: OK! vs Us Weekly

February 21, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 21, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For months now, Janice Min and Us Weekly have been taking on bottom feeding rags like Life & Style and In Touch for their bullsh*t reporting. Lately however the target has been OK! Magazine, possibly because OK! has landed a few exclusives – Jamie Lynn Spears especially – and outbidding everyone but People on photos. Full Story

Pitt Porn & Clint Eastwood

February 21, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 21, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know that isn’t the most appealing visual but it can’t be as unappetising as being on the receiving end of Tom Cruise’s ethics, right? The point is – Pitt Porn re-emerged last night as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie left the babes at home and went out on date night for dinner with Clint Eastwood and his wife Dina Ruiz. Full Story

Dirty Face D&G

February 21, 2008 11:20:42 Posted at February 21, 2008 11:20:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Under a thousand watts of super industrial spotlight, Lilo’s Dirty Face actually isn’t that bad. Under normal circumstances, however, the filth can’t be contained. Here’s the orange descendent of Dina Lohan in Milan for the Dolce & Gabbana show today continuing her relentless tour of … nothing. Full Story

Hello Kitties Love Granny Freeze

February 21, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 21, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously… put a white person in front of any Hello Kitty and it will lose its Hello Kitty backpack. If that white person is relatively famous, the Hello Kitty just might die on the spot. So can you imagine the hysteria in Japan today at the premiere of The Golden Compass? Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman dressed in virginal white, because she’s guileless and kind, going to great lengths to prove to you that she is indeed pregnant by her employee husband Keith Urban. Full Story

Ugly, Pregnant, and Douche at Grey Goose

February 21, 2008 08:34:24 Posted at February 21, 2008 08:34:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As mentioned yesterday, the hottest party in town this week is at Soho House Grey Goose Club - a few photos of celebrity guests last night are attached. First the gorgeous America Ferrara no makeup and SOOOOO pretty! Am so jealous about that hair. Next…the Alba Bitch and her growing bump glowing in her expectant state and showing off an expanding chest. Full Story

The Immortals

February 21, 2008 08:19:53 Posted at February 21, 2008 08:19:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously unfair. The pulchritudinous Pitts took to the slopes the other day in Mammoth – even the Chosen One showed up for the photo op! But look at their perfection. And the unbridled joy on Brad’s face sliding down the hill with Pax not far behind, then cautiously holding Shiloh doing the same. Full Story