Will’s worst pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2009 16:12:38 January 14, 2009 16:12:38

This is the first time in a long time that Will Smith hasn’t looked great in clothes. Like, those pants. Those pants are ass. They’re not hanging right. They hanging like he’s wearing longjohns underneath. They actually fit like the GMD’s pants used to. Before he lost 15 years and 15 pounds. Full Story

Wolverine in the city

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2009 15:15:49 January 14, 2009 15:15:49

The man heat is crowding Vancouver. Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds, Taylor Kitsch, and Eric Bana… As you know, much of the X-Men series was shot in Vancouver. Australia was chosen for Wolverine but the actors are putting the final touches on some sequences here in town which explains why Hugh, Ryan, and Taylor are hanging out. Full Story

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I love you Kevin Huvane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2009 12:30:58 January 14, 2009 12:30:58

He’s a super agent at CAA. And he’s trying to uphold Hollywood Hierarchy, especially during awards season. Kevin is also smart enough to not only stay away from Ebola Hilton infection but to try and REMOVE it from his environment. I love him. And for this reason, for today, he is #1 on the Freebie 5. Full Story

No Botox? Yes Porn!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2009 12:10:55 January 14, 2009 12:10:55

The new issue of Hello! Canada features the First Family of America on the cover. Tucked away in the corner? The First Couple of gossip – the Brange. On why they’re Hollywood’s most romantic. Pages inside feature the two doing their Porn thing. Full Story

The suspenseful Oscars?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2009 11:36:24 January 14, 2009 11:36:24

It’s all about ratings. And last year, Oscar ratings were piss poor. So the Academy is shaking things up. Hugh Jackman has already been named the host, breaking from traditional “funny people” selections and this just in… AMPAS has announced that it will NOT announce the names of presenters prior to the telecast meaning you’ll have to tune in to see if Reese and Jakey show up together and sit together, or if Christian Bale introduces The Dark Knight (should it receive a nomination), or if Julia Roberts will honk her goose laugh all over the Kodak. Full Story

Bond the driver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2009 11:24:00 January 14, 2009 11:24:00

Daniel Craig appeared on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart last night – he arrived looking like a professional driver. And he looks great in his jaunty little cap and skinny (ish) tie. Daniel is making the rounds to promote Defiance. Did you watch last night? Sigh. His manly business was the hottest. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2009 11:07:33 January 14, 2009 11:07:33

See? This is why Russia is the new fierce (Dlisted)

Why is this girl never clothed? (Hollywood Tuna)

More money for Leo D (Just Jared)

Where in the world is Claudia Salinger? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Apparently Canadians don’t wear pants (IDLYITW)

Stop hurting me with your sexy (Pop Sugar)

You know he’s in business with Ebola, right? (A Socialite's Life)

Granny Freeze’s Sunday is a manslinger already! (INO)

Grammy-winning crackhead begs for a bump (Webster’s is my Bitch)

Ebola infects her own website! (Cele|bitchy)

It was for dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2009 09:05:49 January 14, 2009 09:05:49

Why was Clooney in Washington? Turns out it was his dad’s birthday. So he flew in, had dinner, spent the night, and this morning was spotted back at the airport jetting off for parts unknown. As you can see, he was a sweetheart with the security lady. Many of you wrote after seeing yesterday’s post – how the paps knew to hit up the airport for George’s arrival. Full Story

LipGloss beard gets rejected, Robert chained

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2009 08:51:00 January 14, 2009 08:51:00

Twilight super losers had whipped themselves into a frenzy earlier this week when it was announced that Vanessa Hudgens had auditioned for a part in the sequel. LipGloss’s beard was said to have been coveting the role of Leah, the only lady wolf in the story. Tricky, non? LipGloss is jealous of Robert Pattinson and his girlfriend could be supporting Rob’s rise over her own man? Wrong. Full Story

It’s on!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2009 07:52:00 January 14, 2009 07:52:00

Holy Moly has the exclusive first look at Katie Holmes’s new ads for Miu Miu…and they happened to leak on the same day that Posh’s Armani shots were released! Coincidence or conspiracy? Oh la. Mrs Beckham will be furious. Full Story

Is this a man?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 14, 2009 07:30:39 January 14, 2009 07:30:39

Debatable. His name is Brian Austin Green. You know him better as David Silver. He spent most of the 90s making out with Tori Spelling…remember him? Oh yeah…him. Brian Austin Green is engaged to Megan Fox, a man in his 30s desperately hanging on to his young break out girl who is trying to cope with outgrowing him. Full Story