Her Madgesty entertains

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 06:08:10 August 25, 2008 06:08:10

Madonna opened Sticky & Sweet in Cardiff the other night and by all accounts did not disappoint. Even if she was 90 minutes late. Please. You expected her to care about your schedule??? The costumes and the choreography – “breathtaking”. The visual effects – state of the art. Full Story

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August 25, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2008 06:00:05 August 25, 2008 06:00:05

Happy 33rd Birthday Susanne! Am counting on you for 2010. See you in Vancouver! To Julie who is going back to work after maternity leave – will hold you to your promise to keep up with the smut. Have a great week and thanks for the photos of your babies. But why not a photo of the Chicken Fried Bra? With YOU in it? And for Renee H – miss you so much and CONGRATULATIONS on Ryan Michael. Full Story

Friday, August 22, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Olympic Freebie Five has finally been fixed and updated. Newest addition: Eric Lamaze. Gold for Canada and redemption for himself. YAY!

On the subject of show jumping – for a dirty, extremely satisfying read, there’s no one better than Jilly Cooper. And Rupert Campbell-Black is probably one of the most endearing characters in trash literature.

It’s Friday! Leaving Seattle for home this afternoon, popping in for golf along the way. Perfect end to a perfect mini-break. Have a great, great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Nice to know I’m not the only one with a sick problem. Thank you for sharing your summer obsession struggles. We can be deranged together. If you missed it yesterday – click here for the Essence of the Annual Summer Crush.

Don Cheadle anytime

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2008 10:31:45 August 22, 2008 10:31:45

Anytime. Don Cheadle with Guy Pearce? Please. It’s an automatic. Here they are last night in New York at the premiere of Traitor. Don has been in New York shooting Brooklyn’s Finest. He makes every movie better. Like Out of Sight. Remember Out of Sight? Remember Jennifer Lopez and George Clooney in Out of Sight? Has Jennifer Lopez made a good movie since Out of Sight? Don also has a film with Mos Def coming up. Full Story

The Matador vs The Magician

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2008 09:20:00 August 22, 2008 09:20:00

It was only 3 weeks ago when I condescendingly told my cousin Cat to get a handle on herself. She was losing her sh*t over an infant called Rafael Nadal, couldn’t stop texting me about his arms, his girlfriend, his loyalty, his sweetness. Obviously, Michael Phelps has now proven me a hypocrite. Full Story

Two Become One

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2008 08:13:59 August 22, 2008 08:13:59

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson – out for lunch, then shopping, in great spirits yesterday, and starting to become one person. Almost. White tops, contrasting wayfarers, and Lilo’s thinnification too. Sam still has the edge on the little legs, but Lilo’s not too far behind. My favourite couple of the summer shared a tender moment inside the shop, critiqued each others’ clothing selections, and happily showed off Lindsay’s flouncing breasts. Full Story

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Spice Moms

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2008 07:31:18 August 22, 2008 07:31:18

In a few months, all five Spices will be moms, as the one lone abstainer has succumbed to the epidemic: Sporty Spice is pregnant. She announced it on her site today. Mel C says the father is her boyfriend of six years Thomas Starr. All together now: But I thought she was the gay one??? Gay, not gay, don’t care. Full Story

My boyfriend gets around

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2008 07:15:00 August 22, 2008 07:15:00

He says he wants to elevate the popularity of swimming in North America to what it’s like in Australia, do perhaps what Tiger has done for golf, what Becks is trying with soccer. As such, there is a price to pay. Sorry, kid. Comes with the territory. Besides, I need to know who’s sharing your bed if it can’t be me. Full Story

The Break-Up Sisters

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2008 06:54:05 August 22, 2008 06:54:05

Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt, close from the days of Prada, are now both single at the same time after suffering serious disappointment, not to mention public humiliation, thanks to their former douchebag boyfriends. Anne of course broke up that shady business dude who kept writing bad cheques and ripping off charities. Full Story

Never a leader…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2008 06:42:47 August 22, 2008 06:42:47

Jennifer Aniston is in New York picking up on some of Katie Holmes’s style tips. As you can see, Oprah’s favourite is the latest to put on a pair of boyfriend jeans. And if she’s doing it, it means the MiniVan is doing it. Which means the trend is, like, officially lost its edge. Boyfriend jeans = boot cut jeans Thank you Jennifer Aniston. Full Story