Lilo in white and one pink nail

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2008 06:57:20 November 4, 2008 06:57:20

Pink middle finger on both hands - no doubt what’ll be the new nail trend by next week. Here’s Lindsay Lohan thin thin thin even in white yesterday picking up some dirty Chinese at Panda Express to share with Samantha before throwing it up or cranking it off later in the day. As reported yesterday, Lilo will no longer be hosting Full Story

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November 4, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2008 06:45:57 November 4, 2008 06:45:57

To Krista, my favourite Outlaw Sista. I love you even though you have the hair of a ScientoloTot! With love, Kels! Happy 26th Birthday Maria. And you are NOT old! Who you callin’ old??? I know it’s been a rough year. Hopefully your Christmas procedure kicks off an amazing 2009. Keep me posted! Congratulations Shalta on finishing your applications! Lots of love from a very proud Steph. Full Story

Monday, November 3, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Lewis Hamilton is the youngest F1 champion ever. And the first black champion. He’s hot too, although his taste in women is perhaps a little suspect. Lewis, as you know, is dating Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls, a girl group whose members are disposable depending on the dance formation.

Still…it’s just the beginning in what could be a history making week.

Monday – am blogging all day today from the Pacific Rim just a few feet from the ocean with no cell service but… there’s internet! Squee!!!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Disney hates gays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2008 16:08:45 November 3, 2008 16:08:45

Spoiler! You’ve been warned! Grey’s Anatomy isn’t what it once was but then again few shows can be so excellent so all the time. Like Friday Night Lights. Still… it seemed to have regained some consistency. If you can overlook the eyeball tearing irritation that is Meredith and Derek, there is the always strong Sandra Oh with a new hot crazy quivering love interest in Kevin McKidd and I grudgingly like Izzie and Karev and of course, the way they’ve been treating the lesbian storyline between Callie and Dr Hahn…which is now, officially, dead. Full Story

Dumped for Denise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2008 13:57:06 November 3, 2008 13:57:06

About a month ago I posted this article noting that Lindsay Lohan was starting to resemble Denise Richards. Now she’s getting dumped for Denise Richards. By the World Music Awards. Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Full Story

It`s too early for Christmas!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2008 11:41:00 November 3, 2008 11:41:00

We were in London a week ago, BEFORE Halloween, and the Christmas displays were up already. Now that Halloween is officially over, the madness is beginning. Christmas ads, Christmas sales, Christmas decorations, Christmas everywhere! It’s earlier and earlier every year. Stresses me out. So this is Gwen Stefani and baby Zuma at a park in LA this weekend and while Zuma’s gear isn’t specifically Christmas themed, the association isn’t exactly obscure. Full Story

The City means she`s serious

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2008 11:27:00 November 3, 2008 11:27:00

Well that’s an awfully stylish hat to be wearing out and about on a casual stroll with the baby, not wanting to be photographed, non? That hat. Love. Here’s Alba Demon looking amazing today, shot this afternoon in New York with Honor. Hilariously the photo agency labelled the images: “Jessica Alba walking around with her son in Soho”. Full Story

Who doesn`t…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2008 11:06:00 November 3, 2008 11:06:00

Love Kate Winslet? I can’t imagine. That unremarkable Hilary Swank has 2 Oscars. Kate Winslet has none. What.The.F*ck??? This is a glorious Kate Winslet on the cover of the new issue of Vanity Fair. Kate has 2 movies contending this awards season and could be competing against herself in the Best Actress Category in both Revolutionary Road with Leonardo DiCaprio and The Reader with Ralph Fiennes, even though that film is not without controversy as producers are accusing Harvey Weinstein of messing with a project, yet again, to the point of mutiny. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2008 10:59:00 November 3, 2008 10:59:00

Bruno finds a boyfriend (Dlisted)

Get a new look. Get a new JOB!!! (Hollywood Tuna)

Stilettos and stirrups… Duana, you likey? (Just Jared)

It’s just… too embarrassing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Miss Zahara’s Halloween costume (Pop Sugar)

How would a U2 Tower eliminate poverty? (Holy Moly)

SJP’s great white boots (INO)

Cry Ebola a river (Cele|bitchy)

Do you like her as a blonde? (ICYDK)

Overdressed for Halloween (IDLYITW)

He Finished

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2008 08:08:20 November 3, 2008 08:08:20

Ryan Reynolds ran the NY Marathon yesterday and finished in 3 hours 50 minutes, faster than he had planned. Ryan entered the race in support of Team Fox for Parkinson’s Research. His father suffers from the disease and Michael J Fox has been a source of inspiration for his family. Full Story

Brad and the Mighty Opes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2008 07:57:37 November 3, 2008 07:57:37

She is besties with Jennifer Aniston. Once a week they cry together over the phone. Which is why it’s been reported that she shunned the Brange in favour of her friend. But Benjamin Button is said by many to be the season’s top contender for Oscar. And how can a possible future Oscar winner NOT be featured on the Mighty Opes? According to her website Full Story