Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2008 11:19:10 November 25, 2008 11:19:10

Chicken Fried Stupid still has bad taste (Dlisted)

Too much Miley makes Hayden P palatable (Hollywood Tuna)

The GMD looks 10 years younger! (Just Jared)

This crazy body is 10 years older than Granny Freeze (IDLYITW)

Ashley Olsen yells at the paps (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How much for Harry Potter’s jeans? (INO)

Mr Spittle before he was famous (ICYDK)

Brad’s Benjamin Button building buzz (Cele|bitchy)

He should write a style book. About his pants (Pop Sugar)

Hollywood downsizing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2008 10:30:08 November 25, 2008 10:30:08

These are tough economic times. Even Hollywood, even celebrities must downsize. And even the famed Vanity Fair Oscar party is scaling down too. It is one of the most coveted invitations of the year. And it will be even more so in 2009. Normally held at Morton’s, Graydon Carter has just announced that Vanity Fair’s Oscar party will instead take place at the new It place to be, the Sunset Tower, Jennifer Aniston’s favourite place to have dinner. Full Story

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It`s all about healthy eating

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2008 09:49:10 November 25, 2008 09:49:10

But isn’t it always? Debra Messing with her “new amazing body!” graces the cover of the new issue of Self. Inside the magazine, she discusses her frustration with the tabloids over losing her baby weight and what finally led her to finding a program that worked. Her secret? Oh just healthy eating. Full Story

Not without his Elsa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2008 08:45:51 November 25, 2008 08:45:51

Adrien Brody brought his Elsa Pataky with him last night to the Hollywood premiere of Cadillac Records. She’s the one who inspired him to buy that fake castle, remember? By the way, did you know that photo shoot originally printed in Spain and it was 40+ pages??? Of him in a bathtub reading a script with NO WATER IN IT? And leaning up against a tractor with his EYES CLOSED? Ugh. Full Story

Granny & Ali Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2008 08:22:08 November 25, 2008 08:22:08

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman – she’s like the Ali Lohan of 40 year olds. 40 going on 70. Right? This is Gran at the New York premiere of Australia last night with her husband and Hugh Jackman and even her bestie Naomi Watts showed up in support, one of those token gestures perhaps just to keep up appearances. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Nails (FIXED!)

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2008 08:05:26 November 25, 2008 08:05:26

The cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone featuring, who else?, Britney Spears, keeping the record alive: bare abs every time. But take a closer look at that nasty fake thumbnail. Really? That’s the best they could do? Sigh. She can’t get rid of the glue-ons. Because she chews. Am attaching a couple of images from inside the magazine – as you can see, especially from the side angle, that body really is the tightest it’s been in forever. Full Story

November 25, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2008 07:00:36 November 25, 2008 07:00:36

Happy 30th Birthday Elka Schmelka! Hope you’re enjoying Vegas, hope you’re creating some smut of your own! With love from Doran. To Catherine B in Toronto, the best auntie and sister – Happy Birthday! Love, Karen L. To Angela – Happy 37th Birthday! Wishing you some calm and quiet before the arrival of your twin boys! WOW. Full Story

Monday, November 24, 2008

Dear Gossips,

At the American Music Awards last night –wicked killer performances by Sarah McLachlan and Alicia Keys …and Coldplay sucked so much sh-t. Like seriously, what is wrong with Chris Martin’s voice? Why is he total ass every time on live tv?

Much more on the AMAs to follow.

Also from the weekend – the best day of LipGloss’s life.

As for Twilight – needless to say, it was a crazy opening box office. So crazy that they’ve confirmed they will go ahead with the sequel, hopefully with a bigger budget for better effects. More fangirl cheese on the way. Yay? Nay?

Monday – am blogging all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,


Vampires vs Granny Freeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 18:57:59 November 24, 2008 18:57:59

The real test is next weekend. Because everyone who desperately needed to see Twilight would have seen it already. So can its momentum be sustained? Considering it took $30 million to make and another $30 million to market, the film’s $70+ million total to date isn’t all that impressive. Yet. Full Story

Robo and Little Sci wear dresses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 17:27:00 November 24, 2008 17:27:00

Out and about in New York today. Little Sci’s little dress is, as always, the cutest. But her mother… I don’t know what that is. Like, plaid might be all the rage but in this form? But plaid in prairie styles? With boots in the winter and not on the beach? And you know she CARES about style. Full Story

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Lovers in Venice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 16:43:36 November 24, 2008 16:43:36

Three Whiskers Orly Bloom in Venice today with girlfriend Miranda Kerr, arm in arm, taking photos, in love, and not minding at all the presence of photographers following them for the shot. He needs the attention too. It has been a very, very quiet year for Orlando. Hasn’t done much filming, and nothing has been confirmed going forward which means, aside from a brief appearance in New York I Love you, we won’t be seeing his baby face on screen in the foreseeable future. Full Story

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