February 4, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 06:25:44 February 4, 2009 06:25:44

To Jackie in Phoenix – Happy 39th Birthday! I agree! You shouldn’t give a sh-t what anyone thinks of you. But I TOTALLY give a sh-t about LipGloss pinching Brian’s ass at Disneyland. Heh. Tell him to call me. Are you the next Model Latina? They’re casting! Click here Full Story

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The Transformers trailer aired during the Super Bowl. Big buzz. A day later, Christian Bale loses it on the set of Terminator Salvation and the audio spreads across the internets…. Coincidence or conspirary?

The buzz is building: did Michael Bay have something to do with the Bale tirade tape leak? Not sure, no one knows, it’s pure speculation, and totally baseless but oh I hope so. Click here for a refresher on Bay vs McG. 2009 appears to be the year of the Boy Fight! Yay!

But because of what you heard yesterday, will you choose Transformers over Terminator? LaBeouf > Bale? Check the poll.

Oscar nominees’ luncheon went down yesterday and also the red carpet for He’s Just Not That Into You. Scarlett overdressed and Jennifer Aniston looked like she’s still recovering from football Sunday. More on that later.

It’s Tuesday – new posts all day, scroll down for late posts yesterday.

Yours in gossip,


Transformers Revenge of the Fallen Super Bowl teaser

Gutter scrap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 18:09:00 February 3, 2009 18:09:00

Every gossip’s perfect day – two bitches throwing down, pulling hair, super low classy… nothing could make me happier. I remember the first time I saw my mother open hand slap a woman across the mahjong table. It was like she gave birth to me all over again. That story another day. Full Story

Prunes on every page!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 17:07:13 February 3, 2009 17:07:13

Yesterday I posted Mary Kate Olsen’s cover for FASHION Magazine. Today an exclusive first look at a couple of the pages inside. As you can see – there is a Prune Consistency. Full Story

Adele > Posh!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 13:47:00 February 3, 2009 13:47:00

Annie Leibovitz just shot Adele for a spread in Vogue. Anna Wintour loved her so much – well… love is a strong word, Anna doesn’t love anything, let’s say enjoyed – Anna Wintour enjoyed her so much she’s also styling Adele for the Grammys this weekend. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 11:46:02 February 3, 2009 11:46:02

Christian Bale will make you burn off your ass fat (Dlisted)

How long before her twin weight becomes no weight? (Hollywood Tuna)

The Jolie is his “woman”??? Ugh. (Just Jared)

Hayden Christensen re-emerges (Pop Sugar)

I’m quitting but she’s not (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

My elbow made her single! Ha! (INO)

LipGloss and Pippy vs Pattinson! (Cele|bitchy)

Scapegoat for Porny Pants (The Blemish)

I’m into the new Captain Kirk. You? (Popoholic)

Harry Potter wants a beer! (Holy Moly)

Chuck Wide Shut Yale Mole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 11:38:00 February 3, 2009 11:38:00

Another mediocre episode resulted in more tangents during our Gossip Girl weekly. Including a new obsession we called Yale Mole … This is what happens when there’s too much Dan and Serena and not enough Chuck. They took him away from the high school action, wisely I suppose, since he’s like a CEO or some sh-t now but still… leaving us to suffer through the bland blonde and her wishy washy boyfriend tangled up with Mary Kay LeTourneau, it’s cruel. Full Story

GMD Robo Travel Ritual

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 09:33:00 February 3, 2009 09:33:00

This must be their mission. Like how some people collect sand from every beach they visit, or a matchbook, or a one night stand, everyone has a travel ritual. For the GMD and his KatE, I wonder if their travel ritual involves The Presentation. He must Present Her at every destination, in every city. Full Story

It’s just a luncheon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 08:55:08 February 3, 2009 08:55:08

The Oscar nominees’ luncheon went down yesterday – no Meryl, no Brange. Meryl doesn’t have time to fly all the way in from New York for a luncheon. She’s Meryl Streep. And it’s like her 15th time, right? But why no Brange, since they’ve been campaigning so heavily for so long? Well, the Slumdog backlash has been working hard for them already. Full Story

I love you all over again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 08:04:31 February 3, 2009 08:04:31

Hate the Gwyneth who’s sickly sweet and MiniVan sucky. Love the Gwyneth who doesn’t give a sh-t that you hate her because she knows that your hate means she still matters. Worship the Gwyneth who believes she’s better than you and looks for every opportunity to prove it. Yesterday I posted the cover of the March issue of UK Elle. Full Story

Drew Bow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 07:19:33 February 3, 2009 07:19:33

Enough. She had that old school Marilyn whatever assness going on at the Globes a few weeks ago, and last night on the carpet for That Movie Drew pulled her hair up into a 1950s ponytail and pranced around all girlypoo at the sock hop. Ugh. The poor bow on her dress must have been listening to John Mayer’s music on the way over. Full Story

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