May 5, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 5, 2008 04:53:33 Posted at May 5, 2008 04:53:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 35th Birthday Emily B! Was great meeting you at BLVD. Hope you’re enjoying the beach reads! To Maggie from Sara – Happy 33! Different schools, different cities, and children too… but always bonded by smut, right? Now and hopefully forever! For Katherine – hope I can make your final week of maternity leave as enjoyable as it has been this far. Full Story

Friday, May 2, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Time Magazine has unveiled its list of 100 Most Influential – you think the Almighty Opes is mighty pissed that for all the pontificating she does, she actually came in lower than Brad and Angelina in the Heroes and Pioneers category? Oh no they didn’t. Time Magazine has just crossed Oprah Winfrey. Time Magazine will get the gears.

As for Pitts, it was George Clooney who wrote about their philanthropic efforts, their commitment to helping others and their tireless campaign to raise awareness about the causes they’ve championed. You can read the article here.

When will Angelina ever make it on to Oprah’s show? Or has Oprah promised Jennifer Aniston it will never happen? Discuss.

Congratulations to: Shelley P, Andrea R, Cindy A, Rocio V, and Shelley M for winning the FNL Season 2 DVD!

Finally it’s Friday. Am online all day. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Keeping it Legal is not Ryan Phillippe.

PPS. For those of you in Vancouver…check out the Laugh for Leukemia event on May 6th – Vancouver Theatre Sports at Granville Island! Call 604-561-8756 for tickets or email

But Will The Proceeds Go to PETA?

May 2, 2008 12:35:10 Posted at May 2, 2008 12:35:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By celebrity standards, Pamela Anderson must be poor. Poor and tacky – a terrible combination. Too bad she’s still a Canadian. Yes. She’s an American now too, after having received official citizenship, but she was born in Canada. She plans one day to return to and retire in Canada. Full Story

How Gwyneth Travels and Farts

May 2, 2008 12:11:41 Posted at May 2, 2008 12:11:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow at LAX yesterday returning to London after whirlwind promotion for Iron Man. Am salivating over that jacket. Thanks to all of you who emailed the links to the radio station in Atlanta where Gwyneth called in this morning. Probably one of the best interviews she’s given. It’s one of those things where listeners are challenged to get the most famous person to call in to the show. Full Story

The GMD: it’s not fake with KatE!

May 2, 2008 11:24:57 Posted at May 2, 2008 11:24:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

KatE, KatE, KatE… over and over again it’s KatE. With an E. Not Katie. Katie’s not included. But KatE is The One. As you know, Tom Cruise’s interview with the Almighty Oprah airs today. In all fairness, even though what he didn’t say about Scientology will still chill your spine, the GMD pulled it off impressively well. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

May 2, 2008 10:59:00 Posted at May 2, 2008 10:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
  • Rub’n’Tug on the Red Carpet (DListed)
  •  Jennifer Aniston: saving the environment or just another sun bed? (INO)
  • The Biggest Bad Ass in Hollywood (Holy Moly)
  • What Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte, and Samantha said to Oprah (Cele|bitchy)

Do it for RDJ!

May 2, 2008 08:14:40 Posted at May 2, 2008 08:14:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Iron Man opens today… and the reviews are in! They LOVE Robert Downey Jr! And as a result, Iron Man has scored an incredibly impressive 94% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes with gushing comments from the top critics in America: Downey"s richly human performance as a reformed rake who relies on his intelligence, feels both personal and genuinely fresh. Full Story

When Ellen Talks

May 2, 2008 08:10:28 Posted at May 2, 2008 08:10:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ellen Pompeo is a prickly bitch. At the same time, she won’t throw you a canned answer if you ask the right ones. Ellen sat down with Entertainment Weekly for an interview about Grey’s Anatomy and she pretty much conceded that Season 3 was total garbage. Full Story

Cammie Comes Back

May 2, 2008 08:07:09 Posted at May 2, 2008 08:07:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Cameron Diaz made a bright return to the carpet last night in LA for the premiere of What Happens in Vegas. As you can see, she was lovely and spirited and she and Ashton have wonderful chemistry. They actually look really, really great together, non? What Happens in Vegas opens next Friday. Can it take down Iron Man? Cammie vs Gwynnie! Photos from Full Story

Mimi Married

May 2, 2008 08:04:50 Posted at May 2, 2008 08:04:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Doesn’t look like Ashton had anything to do with it! Nope… Mimi’s just crazy! And crazy in love. One of Nick Cannon’s relatives reportedly confirmed the news to E! and the New York Post is suggesting that it happened so quickly, she actually went ahead with it BEFORE signing a prenup! See what happens when you lose too much weight too quickly? You fry your brain! As for the ring drama and whether or not he recycled the same ring he used for Selita Ebanks – it was confirmed that Nick purchased Mimi’s ring from Jacob & Co: pink diamonds, 17 carats worth $2. Full Story

May 2, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 2, 2008 08:02:26 Posted at May 2, 2008 08:02:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations Ashlene on the new job!!! An office with a view? It’s well deserved. I have no shame…I’ll be asking for a hook up! Happy Birthday Shauna – it’s been a LONG time! Thanks for continuing to support my smut. I’ve no doubt you look amazing in the Sweet Chemise Charm. Full Story