Friday, October 31, 2008

Dear Gossips,


She’s 50! She’s 50 and that bitch did not stop for almost 2 hours.

My best gay Darren and I, we tried to keep up. We worked out our tequila last night with Madonna. Like A Prayer was a full on cardio blast (best part of the show) but still she kicked our asses.


Almost cried at the updated version of Borderline - a cheesy corndog thing to say but we’ve been with her for 25 years. It’s not just the music…it’s the memories too, you know?

Oh Madge, you have no equal. It was an amazing show… despite the fact that the sound was sh-t. And it’s the same venue they’re planning for the 2010 Games opening ceremony. Seriously, fix that business.

And … don’t mean to be judgy but…

Who are the people at a Madonna concert staying seated the ENTIRE time?

Just asking.

It’s Friday – apologies in advance for the light posting today as we rush to catch the ferry, headed to our annual anniversary spot to celebrate 7 years on Sunday. Sorry to suck off on a Friday but we want to last longer than Madonna and Guy. Forgive?

Will be blogging as usual from there starting Monday.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Ritchie P – LOVED our little encounter last night. We’ll have to do it again soon. Junos late March 2009. See you there or before!

PPS. B1 is not Jessica Biel or Lindsay Lohan. B2 is not Scarlett Johansson or Kate Bosworth. Rachel McAdams is not a warring bitch but it doesn’t means she wasn’t a casualty.

Edward needs a stylist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2008 10:37:50 October 31, 2008 10:37:50

Robert Pattinson again in Rome promoting Twilight with that hair and now he appears to have developed a pants problem. No one his age, his height, and his build should be unable to wear jeans. Unfortunately he’s wearing his jeans poorly. Nothing unsexier than a poorly worn pair of jeans. Then again, in the book, Edward Cullen pulls off his sweater and shows off some kind of while collared sleeveless shirt… Ew! Ew! No wonder he’s her Edward. Full Story

Blue-lined booties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2008 09:38:54 October 31, 2008 09:38:54

Love them. Love when an outfit is all about the shoe. This is Lindsay Lohan last night in New York at some party wearing unremarkable on top and blue lined black patent leather booties cut wide round the ankle. As mentioned yesterday, she looks amazing lately. No dirty face, weave is reasonably clean, and her eyes haven’t looked too buggy either. Full Story

Rhodey cashes in

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2008 09:14:00 October 31, 2008 09:14:00

As you’ve probably heard, Terrence Howard has dropped out of Iron Man 2. Apparently he wanted too much money and a personal ass wiper assigned to him at all times. Marvel told him to beat it. It’s now confirmed that Don Cheadle has stepped into the role of Rhodey for BOTH the Iron Man sequel AND The Avengers taking him well into 2011 and possibly more. Full Story

Olga in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2008 08:17:43 October 31, 2008 08:17:43

Oh, and Bond was there too. Am all over Daniel Craig but Olga … Olga is my new favourite. Quantum premiered in Paris yesterday making its way to North America for November 14th. My Olga Kurylenko scaled down the drama and showed off she can be subtle too and Daniel, of course, couldn’t be without his Satsuki. Full Story

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Her body, her bangs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2008 08:09:18 October 31, 2008 08:09:18

It’s official…maybe with some help from Spanx… The Alba Bitch has her body back. And how. Here she is last night supporting Narciso Rodriguez at his book signing at Bergdorf’s looking svelte and demure in a very fitted dress, tights, and flats. Those bangs on the other hand… those bangs are ass. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2008 08:00:08 October 31, 2008 08:00:08

Porny’s Private Valentine is actually not a porn (Dlisted)

Heidi rips off Ebola (Hollywood Tuna)

Weird. To me she looked like Jennifer Lopez last night (Just Jared)

Gisele is hurting me (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The City…of anorexics? Look at their legs! (Pop Sugar)

Becks is black and gay (Holy Moly)

Want Kate Hudson’s travel boots (INO)

Defending Xenu (Cele|bitchy)

Love Gwen with pale lips (The Blemish)

How young, attractive women are dressing…? (IDLYITW)

The Naked Holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2008 07:39:41 October 31, 2008 07:39:41

When did Halloween become an excuse to take your clothes off and call it a costume? Actually, applying that criteria, every day must be Halloween for Mariah Carey. Check out Miss Cheese last night undressed as a fireman with her husband Nick Cannon in New York for a party. I’m sorry. I know. It’s a bad example and not good for the children but … this sh-t makes my life. Full Story

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Madonna sneaking around

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2008 07:17:00 October 31, 2008 07:17:00

This thing with ARod… it’s baffling. So Page Six is reporting that Madonna and Alex Rodriguez have enlisted the services of their wealthy friends to help them spend time together undercover. Full Story

October 31, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 31, 2008 07:11:00 October 31, 2008 07:11:00

To Kellie S – Happy 46th Birthday on Sunday! It’s a lucky day, non? Congratulations to Erin in Calgary – getting called to your second Bar! Kim, Tami, Sara, and Christina are thinking of you fondly and are so very proud! Happy B-day Briony! 29 is NOT old.  Full Story

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Tonight. Vancouver. Touched for the very first time.

My main ‘mo Darren and I have been flapping about this for weeks. And we are not alone. They are coming from far and wide…

See you there?

Daniel Craig loves Satsuki Mitchell. Like really, really loves her. More on that below.

It’s Thursday – am blogging til Madonna.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Body Over Baby is not Marcia Cross.
PPS. Kate Hudson is not a warring bitch. Neither is Kristin Bell, even though she totally could be.