Jen, Matt…and Gerry?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2008 06:36:35 September 9, 2008 06:36:35

Exclusive. Guess who happened to be in Toronto while Jennifer Aniston was in Toronto? None other than Matt Felker, with whom she was linked immediately after breaking up with John Mayer. Remember Matt Felker? Click here Full Story

Posh Crops!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2008 06:31:37 September 9, 2008 06:31:37

Posh had been rocking her bob for over a year – it was getting stale, it was time for a change. And of course, in true Posh fashion, she chose to debut the change in dramatic fashion, pretty much stealing the spotlight at the Marc Jacobs show in NY for fashion week alongside Jennifer Lopez. Check them out upon arrival: Victoria and the Lopez pretty much eclipsed everyone else, engaging in a fierce pose-off for photographers in contrasting black and white. Full Story

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September 9, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2008 06:20:28 September 9, 2008 06:20:28

Happy Birthday to Rona O in Galway City, Ireland! Emma is missing you so much for vino and “a little something” to gobble on. Hope the sun came out today? And for Leila P – had a GREAT time last night, as evidenced by our blue clubby photo! We’ll have to take another one tonight? Full Story

Monday, September 8, 2008

Dear Gossips

Do you prefer your Chicken Fried crazy? Or do you prefer your Chicken Fried boring? Because while her body rocked the sh*t (like ROCKED the f&cking sh*t, right?) that pre-taped opening wasn’t fooling anyone. And the weave… and the dress…

But it doesn’t matter. Because Britney won. Britney was happy. Britney did not fling her fake nails into the crowd…and if you have sex before marriage, it means you’re a slut. Sit DOWN Jordin Sparks.

Like… why did the VMAs totally suck?

Random high points? Did Russell Brand kill you? Russell Brand killed me. Even just standing there. Like in a Michael Scott, I can’t stop watching in abject horror with my hands over my face compulsion. Apparently I’m in the minority. And the Twilight freaks are losing their tits! Russell cut off Rob Pattinson. Russell hates Twilight! Love Russell Brand! Also love Pink’s onesie. Do they sell them at Petit Tresor?
Rihanna makes my life. McLovin’!

But those were few and far between.

Remember when the VMAs actually mattered??? Seriously, why were the VMAs so low budge? The entire set was like Sesame Street. Xtina lipsynched! Boo!

It was a stacked weekend. And like last year, the Roof Lounge at the Park Hyatt is once again the place to be during TIFF. Tales from the top to follow and Brad, Jen, in an elevator with Kate Hudson, and Lilo comes to Toronto with SamRo. So much smut to catch up on. Keep refreshing. Please excuse typos? Bleary-eyed blogging…

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Angelina Jolie does not ban bottles. Neither does Salma Hayek.

PPS. Jessica Alba does not need anger management.

PPPS. We could talk about Beyonce’s assy weave. We could talk all day. And Miley Cyrus singing just might rival Rossum in Rossum. It would be an epic round of Would You Rather. But my mother-in-law is a breast cancer survivor. My cousin lost her father much too early. And most of you have been profoundly affected by the disease. So all those ladies sharing the stage, Mimi agreeing to share a stage with the others, Beyonce agreeing to stand by RiRi with a JailBait in between them… it’s a good thing. The video below and Stand Up 2 Cancer here.

Photos from Wenn.com

 

Colin Firth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2008 14:18:52 September 8, 2008 14:18:52

~11 AM Eastern Sunday - Colin Firth "I and two lucky girlfriends had brunch on Sunday at noon at Sassafraz. Colin Firth was sitting a few tables away looking yummy in a casual navy sweater and jeans...he was sporting a scruffy beard and glasses. Great for a Sunday rainy afternoon!" Submitted by Shelby A. Full Story

TIFF Besties: Mark Ruffalo & Adrien Brody

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2008 12:47:20 September 8, 2008 12:47:20

There are few actors who are liked by EVERYONE. And there is no journalist or publicist I’ve talked to in two years at TIFF who has anything negative to say about Mark Ruffalo. He’s a doll. So nice and so kind and so considerate and so normal and SO in love with his wife. eTalk hosted the official Blindness after party on Saturday at our headquarters at 299 Queen. Full Story

Taunting at Fashion Week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2008 11:14:52 September 8, 2008 11:14:52

Now this… this is a reminder we didn’t need. Like saying the sun rises in the east. Or that KFed Jr homewrecked his family with a farking mutt. It’s basic, it’s incontrovertible. Truth never changes. Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey are otherworldly beautiful. Together, they are immortal. Full Story

You decide

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2008 10:49:20 September 8, 2008 10:49:20

Blake Lively at the Miss Sixty Show during New York fashion week yesterday in a green parachute pant jumpsuit. You likey? I can’t decide. You decide. Like the top. But maybe it would have been better cut short? Just below the ass? Don’t forget tonight – episode 2, Season 2. It’s better than last week. Full Story

Nick Carter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2008 10:43:29 September 8, 2008 10:43:29

1:20 PM Eastern - Nick Carter "Saw nick carter from backstreet boys just now working out at yorkville club with some tall blonde then again after having sushi at yamato on bellair" Submitted by Ryan L.  Full Story

Catherine Keener and Jessica Biel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2008 10:22:34 September 8, 2008 10:22:34

~1:00 AM Eastern - Catherine Keener and Jessica Biel"Spotted at The Four Seasons around 1 a.m. Ish last night. Jess Biel entered casually dressed, slightly greasy-haired, even? No makeup. Join by group of girls inlcuding Catherine Keener whose ensemble was totally rocker-cool with long, long, long hot locks to match. Full Story

Why Clooney missed TIFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2008 10:10:55 September 8, 2008 10:10:55

It was officially confirmed a week before the start of the festival that George Clooney would not be joining Brad Pitt, Tilda Swinton, the Coen Brothers, and John Malkovich to promote Burn After Reading at TIFF. Why? Perhaps he was too busy in Italy? This is George a few days ago being honoured in his adopted 2nd home surrounded by beauties. Full Story