Dirty Face DUMBASS

February 18, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 18, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now it makes sense. No one had a clue why the Capri Film Festival honoured Lindsay Lohan last year but just a month later, she shows up Sunday night at the 3rd Annual Los Angeles Italia Film, Fashion, and Art Festival… Coincidence or conspiracy? As for the return of her pinned pupils? Absolutely NO coincidence whatsoever. Full Story

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Still Together, Still Creepy

February 18, 2008 06:41:30 Posted at February 18, 2008 06:41:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They haven’t been seen together publicly since getting “candidly” photographed holding hands a month ago but from the looks of it at a private party the other night, Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia are still together and on their way home. No wonder she always dresses like a 35 year old. Full Story

Dinner on Jen!

February 18, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 18, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston has completed work on the set of Travelling in Vancouver. As the production does not officially end for another 3 weeks, Jen will be missing the traditional wrap party with cast and crew. Instead, on Saturday, my sources say she treated everyone, including Aaron Eckhart and the film’s director, to dinner at the Teahouse in Stanley Park – a lovely gesture. Full Story

February 18, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 18, 2008 06:08:58 Posted at February 18, 2008 06:08:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 32nd to Marcy from Leigh – sisters bonding through smut. Am honoured! Much love and positive thinking to those affected by the explosion at 686 West Broadway in Vancouver last week, especially the wonderful staff at the BC Cancer Agency and the BC Cancer Foundation. Hopefully you’ll be back at work soon. Full Story

Friday, February 15, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Up until recently, for me it’s always been Ellen > Oprah. Always. But at the very, very least, the Mighty Opes doesn’t invite Ebola on to her stage and expose her flock to infection. As such, Oprah’s lambs have been spared the evil emanating from Paris Hilton’s black hole vagina.

Elle Degeneres’s audience, however, has not been so fortunate.

Time and again, Ellen brings back that skank twat disease. And time and again, instead of spitting on it, she’s actually nice to it. Very nice. Too nice.

WTF? Does Ellen actually need Paris Hilton for ratings???

That would be no.

Ellen had Ebola on her show again this week and simpered through the entire interview, even when Ebola mentioned she was abusing and neglecting 17 dogs in addition to the cats and various other animals that have suffered the misfortune of being adopted into her home.

Revolting. And sad. Because now Ellen Degeneres is officially infected. Ellen is done.

Was stuck in dress fitting hell yesterday but it’s finally Friday! Am blogging all day – check back often. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Jonathan Rhys Meyers is not having help issues. Kate Bosworth hasn’t been blowing away the pain. Lately. And Eric Bana’s wife is not a lesbian.

Vanessa at 45

February 15, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 15, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Been interviewed a few times lately about aging and Hollywood and ladies who are holding it together quite nicely without frightening us from the horrors of their faces. Vanessa Williams, turning 45, is a wonderful example. Ugly Betty was honoured last night at the NAACP Image Awards and Vanessa totally owned the carpet, Not crazy about the one shoulder but love the colour and the body and the hair and the eyes… and Rick Fox is a f&cking idiot. Full Story

February 15th – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 15, 2008 09:21:34 Posted at February 15, 2008 09:21:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Emma in Newfoundland – a slogan tshirt party to celebrate your 25th??? Anne is sorry she’s missing it. Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday to Rachel from Shansy in NYC with fond memories of Woozles. For Jennifer – Happy 45th Birthday and 18th Anniversary to your sweetheart John. And thanks for keeping my smut in your family. Full Story

Leo Hates Lilo

February 15, 2008 08:33:28 Posted at February 15, 2008 08:33:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The NY Daily News is reporting that Lindsay Lohan tried to smear her dirty face all over Adrian Grenier the other night at a West Hollywood club. Adrian tolerated it for a few minutes before getting rescued by his girlfriend. Full Story

Begging For it

February 15, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 15, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And tacky too. So if you’re a celebrity and you want to travel incognito…would you wear this? Check Hilary Duff at the airport the other day – in bright blue yoga pants, obnoxious Chanel flats, and the HUGEST silliest earring ever for a flight. Who’s feeling neglected? Photos from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story

Johnny, Jude, Colin

February 15, 2008 07:52:27 Posted at February 15, 2008 07:52:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ain"t it Cool News is reporting that all three will pay tribute to Heath Ledger – stepping in to his role in the Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus. The character is apparently able to change form, which means that Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell will each have their turn to interpret what Heath left behind. Full Story