Old Bag out of touch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2008 07:07:56 October 29, 2008 07:07:56

Every year Barbara Walters puts together a list of the Top 10 Most Fascinating People. The show usually airs in late November or early December, the first position cloaked in secrecy until the very end. Last year the formidable JK Rowling occupied the top spot. This year, it’s very possible. It could be another woman, albeit one who is decidedly less… Less everything. Full Story

Shopping Shoes, Skinny Jeans, and Curvy Bums

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2008 07:02:00 October 29, 2008 07:02:00

Jennifer Lopez went shopping yesterday with Leah Remini – as you can see, both wore comfortable shoes for the occasion. Then again, they really only have to walk half a block at a time…if that. It’s the best JLo’s looked in a while. Like old school Ben Affleck JLo. With the hair pulled back and the great skin, her full ass all juicy again, well wrapped in skinny jeans tapering down to her little ankles… gorgeous. Full Story

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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Chuck and Blair are my new porn. In the absence of Pitt Porn and as the farce of Beckham Porn continues to ring more and more untrue, why not get off on a little scripted teen drama? It’s still more real than Posh and Becks anyway.

Oh Gossip Girl.

Of course those two can’t hold hands or go to the movies. Of course they can’t. But it still sucks that we have to wait til the series finale, which could take forever and I might be 40 by then, to find release. Just like them, I suppose.

And why is Jenny Humphrey’s arm practically the same size as Allegra Versace’s? Did she have her “near fatal” throat infection even back then when this episode was shot?

Funny…for some who “almost died”, as they tried to sell it, she looked remarkably alive the other night in NYC. First sighting of Taylor Momsen since her hospitalisation last week for a “potentially” life threatening sore throat which has become new code for cranked out needing detox. Infection my Chinese ass. That girl has been hopped up for a while. And curiously enough, she doesn’t get many scenes with the other young series regulars. Wonder why…

Tuesday – am online all day, remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Christine Taylor (Ben Stiller’s wife) did not choose body over baby.

PPS. Salma Hayek is not B1. Kate Beckinsale is not B2. Hilarious that Kate Beckinsale is suggested for almost every blind item. You must think she really is full of sh-t. And she is.

PPPS. Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick don’t share a holiday bed.

Dry Bitter Melon Peels needs The Secret?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 18:18:11 October 28, 2008 18:18:11

Last month on my birthday I broke my goddess charm – a red string pendant I’ve worn around my neck for years. It was moldy and frayed and still, I had it with me on every occasion, even the dress up ones. And then I dropped it and it cracked and for an entire night I couldn’t reach my mother and, paralysed with fear, I spent the evening of my 35th birthday living as though it would be my last. Full Story

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Singing > Acting and Liv too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 16:16:02 October 28, 2008 16:16:02

The most awkward, uncomfortable clip ever… a thousand times more so than The Office, UK version, because no one is more is better at creating those moments like Ricky Gervais. Except for Joaquin Phoenix. Only he’s for real. As mentioned earlier, JP was at a charity benefit last night looking like ass. Full Story

The Irishman with a cinched waist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 13:13:03 October 28, 2008 13:13:03

Duana’s Irish so she likes ‘em Irish. I’m a horny bitch so I like ‘em horny. Rarely do we share the same taste in boys but we find common ground in Colin Farrell. Hey baby, your waist is so small. Here he is today in Rome promoting Pride and Glory, all greased up and dirty, standing sex in roughed up boots, with a cheeky trilby placed just so, as ready for a 70 year old as he is for a young tart just made legal… All this and he’s not even talking. Full Story

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The Influential Market

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 12:53:32 October 28, 2008 12:53:32

The Olsens at their book launch today – some kind of coffee table piece, something to do with what influences them style wise…but marketed to whom? Do you really need to know where MK found her billionaire street urchin flavoured inspiration? I’ve no problem ripping off her vibe now and again but I don’t give a sh-t where it came from… Do you? Maybe if you’re 15, right? Therein lies the rub: they can never grow up. Full Story

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Edward indeed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 12:35:00 October 28, 2008 12:35:00

Twilight. Are you ready for it? Because if you think High School Musical is bad, it’s about to get a lot worse. HSM, for the most part, is relegated to children. Twilight on the other hand is all ages and universal. 14 year olds dreaming of vampires, and 30 something mothers of 2 spending all day on message boards fantasising about fictional vegetarian bloodsuckers. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 12:06:14 October 28, 2008 12:06:14

Grumpy douche in faded purple jeans (Dlisted)

More talented but infinitely less interesting (Hollywood Tuna)

Plucked at 11? No… not Ali Lohan (Just Jared)

The Body loves the Happy (IDLYITW)

Gisele sings – the video! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Baby Harlow at the pumpkin patch! (Pop Sugar)

Elvis meets the twins (Holy Moly)

Drew’s directorial style (INO)

Will she take her makeup off for Halloween (Cele|bitchy)

Our CHOOPy Europe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2008 10:05:00 October 28, 2008 10:05:00

What is CHOOP? CHOOP is not GOOP. CHOOP is the antithesis of GOOP. GOOP is a night at a hotel no one can afford. GOOP is accessorising with Chopard. GOOP is using tuna steaks for tuna sandwiches. GOOP is emailing Deepak Chopra for a tea leaf interpretation whenever your daughter has a bad dream. In other words, GOOP is what Gwynnie would do. Full Story

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