Some smarmy shame for your weekend?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2008 08:56:08 July 4, 2008 08:56:08

Every day Lara and I go back and forth on messenger. Lately, 60% of our conversations have been about Ed Westwick. Clarify – I should say 90% of HER conversation has been about Ed Westwick and I spent the rest of my time replying to her virtual groaning. Lara is currently on holiday in London. Full Story

The Dark Knight > Everything

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2008 08:37:54 July 4, 2008 08:37:54

Entertainment Weekly’s latest issue features Batman and the Joker and an inside look at the making of the Dark Knight, including director and co-star commentary on the late Heath Ledger in what could very well be only the 2nd performance to earn a posthumous Oscar. Beyond Ledger’s performance though, everything else about the movie rocks too. Full Story

Cheesy Perv on the Prowl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2008 08:09:50 July 4, 2008 08:09:50

Michael Bublé is back home in Vancouver, had dinner in Yaletown last night. The good news? He’s still humble enough to wait 40 minutes for a table at the Cactus Club. The pervy news? He eyef*cked the sh*t out of female patrons sitting all around him. Like dude… at least be a little discriminating, would you? And could only manage the lamest opening lines ever. Full Story

Cover Girl Finale Exclusive Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2008 08:04:37 July 4, 2008 08:04:37

Was so great to meet so many of you at the Cover Girl launch in Toronto at Forever 21! Photos have finally arrived and are attached. And Paul Venoit said it’s totally ok to do a smoky eye with red lips now. Will you try it for fall? If not for my geisha girl/Asian fetish phobia, I’d totally do it! To round up the event and the smutty sponsorship and since y’all have sent so many contest entries, Cover Girl threw in a bonus finale giveaway that includes all of the following: LashBlast Volume Blasting Mascara (waterproof/black) LashBlast Volume Blasting Mascara (regular/black) AmazeMint Wet Slicks - Pink Positive AmazeMint Wet Slicks - Plum Crazy AmazeMint Wet Slicks - Merry Berry Eye Enhancers - Tropical Fusion Eye Enhancers - Dynamite Drama Eye Enhancers - Shimmering Onyx Eye Enhancers - Indigo Impact Eye Enhancers - Blazing BluesIf you’re interested, please send an email to [email protected] Full Story

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July 4, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2008 08:00:00 July 4, 2008 08:00:00

Happy 50th Birthday on Sunday Lynda! To Rim from Coco on your 25th birthday…light it up this weekend, the way every pseudo celebrity would! PS. Beware the Bublé who is in town and on the prowl. Pig. Happy 25th Birthday to Christina Q. in San Diego!!! Lots of love to my firecracker girl from your crazy mom in Katy! To Carla – have heard it’s the final defence of your PhD dissertation next week. Full Story

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Please.

Can we worship Meryl Streep off the top today? This is Meryl Streep promoting Mamma Mia in Germany – hot and stylish without having to freeze her face. Too bad Nicole Kidman couldn’t be so courageous.

It’s Thursday – new posts all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Peter Fonda is not the man with the other woman.

PPs. Ricky Martin is not one of the boys. Neither is Robbie Williams. Close…but without so much world flavour.

Junior’s First Daughter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2008 13:58:00 July 3, 2008 13:58:00

Just got back from orthopaedics for a progress scan and rehab on my arm. Am not Tiger Woods. Will not be playing golf and winning the US Open 8 weeks after surgery. F*cking Mischa Barton. Anyway, an appointment at ortho is a long drawn out process. Full Story

Inseparable at the casino

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2008 11:06:58 July 3, 2008 11:06:58

I love that Matt Damon loves his wife Luciana. I’ve seen them together in person. They are adorable, they are real, they are amazing. But take it from someone who was practically born in a casino – the casino is no place for love. Here’s Matt at the Ante Up for Africa event last night in Vegas, one of the celebrity participants in a charity tournament. Full Story

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Just Woke Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2008 10:40:35 July 3, 2008 10:40:35

Colin Firth in Holland to promote Mamma Mia looking like he just rolled out of bed. I like my Colin Firth just rolled out of bed. Looks like he’d have really great sleep smell. You know sleep smell? Sleep smell is so hit or miss. Some dudes have it, some dudes don’t. Some dudes have straight up sleep stank. Full Story

Hot Hairy Jakey on a Horse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2008 09:22:53 July 3, 2008 09:22:53

Jakey Gyllenhaal is currently in England prepping for his new role in the Prince of Persia, yet another video game turned full length feature that is said to be the next Pirates of the Caribbean franchise for Disney. As you can see, Jake’s hair has grown a little long. Looks f&cking hot. So hot Reese Witherspoon has joined him in London where they’ve been super low key. Full Story