Short Shorts Sell Country?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2008 09:58:56 August 8, 2008 09:58:56

Smart move. Jessica Simpson is continuing to tour in support of her country album and since the reception has been lukewarm at best, it’s time to amp it up. Porny rocked out on stage at the Indiana State Fair in a pair of white short shorts, a denim shirt, and a funky belt over a pair of cowboy boots. Full Story

Happy Birthday Holding Hands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2008 09:36:55 August 8, 2008 09:36:55

It’s been a hot Sapphic summer! Samantha Ronson celebrated her birthday yesterday with her girlfriend Lindsay Lohan who put on her best green dress to please her lover. Sam returned the favour with a pair of tuxedo pants and sassy white hat. Yum. Surrounded by photographers, the two showed no compunction about holding hands, and Lilo even flirted with her honey using a faux ice cream positioned near her nipple. Full Story

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Taupe clips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2008 08:33:10 August 8, 2008 08:33:10

Taupe Garner went to visit a friend yesterday. Some people say women of a certain age should no longer do this or wear that. Don’t know if I agree but does this include hair barrettes? Because these cute little red ones are the most exciting things about her. I don’t mind the barrettes. At any age. Full Story

Milo Madonna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2008 07:25:00 August 8, 2008 07:25:00

Milo Ventimiglia graces the cover of the new issue of Corduroy - a GREAT magazine based in NY, founded by Canadians. LOVE. Anyway, as you can see from the photos, Milo looks hot and even a little gay, especially that shot of him with his hand on the wall. Full Story

RDJ All Access

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2008 07:11:11 August 8, 2008 07:11:11

Robert Downey Jr’s interview with Rolling Stone – the online excerpt is just that. An excerpt. Only a quarter of what’s actually a very insightful, confusing, blurry, frenetic piece. Am unable to post all the pages but here’s an extra photo from the article and a few more details. Full Story

Shelf Ass the artist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2008 06:55:22 August 8, 2008 06:55:22

Shelfy Biel attended the opening of the 4th Annual Hollyshorts film festival last night because she’s such a pure artist, you know? Seriously, those bangs. Those bangs must die. As you can see, Shelf Ass is trying to dress all classy and serious. Because she wants to be taken seriously. As a pure artist, you know? Like… she’s more than just a celebrity. Full Story

Doesn’t she have playclothes?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2008 06:50:50 August 8, 2008 06:50:50

Little Sci hit the playground again yesterday and as you can see, her mom dressed her up for a fashion show. Has Xenu outlawed playclothes? Weird. Aside from the wardrobe issues however, Katie Holmes was like a regular yummy mummy, chasing her baby, going down the slide, on the swings…and there was some drama too. Full Story

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August 8, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2008 06:38:20 August 8, 2008 06:38:20

Happy Birthday Kylie in Adelaide, South Australia! 33 on 8/8/8? You know that’s like SUPER luck, right? Like 3s are lucky and 8s are lucky … will you play the lottery today? To Berls from Jennylou – Happy 29th Birthday! To Alexandra N on your 40th Birthday – yes yes yes! Ditch the husband and the kids, eat Thai, drink anything, spend money, and above all, be with the girls. Full Story

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Dear Gossips,

So Usher has “rehired” his mom as his manager. When mom was around, he couldn’t make a mistake. When mom was sidelined, his new album went to sh*t. Someone’s ego suffered a boo boo. And only mommy could fix it.

Problem is, his mother hates his baby mother.

Drama ahead. Look out.

Why besides the obvious? Well because Usher’s time may have come and gone. And if and when he fails to recapture his past glory, will he be man enough not to blame his wife? Sigh. They often are not.

Thursday – new posts throughout the day, refresh, refresh, refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. The Taupes are not having problems paying the bills.

Growing the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2008 15:00:58 August 7, 2008 15:00:58

There’s always a message, non? So here’s what the GMD has programmed for us this one… a not so subliminal message sent through the rolls on his wife’s jeans: he’s always close to her AND he’s not short. According to her stylist, they actually DO belong to him http://www. Full Story