August 12, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2008 06:27:26 August 12, 2008 06:27:26

Congratulations Stephanie W in Toronto on your Lucky 8s engagement! To Chantelle in Vancouver from Sarah P who will miss machine-gun emailing you while she’s away! Happy Belated 8th Birthday to Boston – a puppy forever! To Sam from your sisters Jill and Katie – Congratulations on your engagement and much love to Scott for having the courage to take on the 5 sisters. Full Story

Monday, August 11, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Freebie Five has been updated. Welcome Michael Phelps. For obvious reasons. Like his body. But also it’s the focus. And the commitment. When everyone else around him might be getting drunk off their sh*t , he’s in the pool morning and night, training for today, and training for London too. And only 23 years old…which, of course, makes him technically ineligible according to Gay Math restrictions. But since almost all athletes in the Olympics are, like, children, shall we make an Olympic exception?

I survived a weekend with the kids. They left me with the flu, germy little beasts.

Monday, new posts all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Reese & Jake in Morocco

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2008 13:17:00 August 11, 2008 13:17:00

Jakey G is currently shooting Prince of Persia in Morocca and Reese Witherspoon has joined him on set, enduring a long trip to be with her man. Splash has new photos of the two hand in hand - Jakey with his shirt off showing off ripped abs and killer arms, long hair… so hot it’s sick. Like sick. Full Story

Country Bitch vs Country Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2008 12:41:16 August 11, 2008 12:41:16

You know how it is: Girl sh*t is the best sh*t. And I love a good bitch. But a bitch who hides her bitch under the guise of country wholesome sweetness? That bitch is more like a capital C. We’re speaking of course of Carrie Underwood – her assy antics are well known to those in Nashville. Full Story

Mos Quivering

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2008 09:48:24 August 11, 2008 09:48:24

Most definitely. Yum. Here’s Mos Def at the 2008 American Black Film Festival held at the Sofitel on Friday. That tell all book from his estranged wife was just published recently…you hear about that? Mos Def married some woman 3 or 4 days after meeting her in 2005. Rumoured to be a starf*cker type, allegedly counting many celebrities and star athletes on her resumé. Full Story

Sit DOWN Junior Federline!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2008 09:21:40 August 11, 2008 09:21:40

The 90210 comeback could have been a whole lot uglier. Thankfully for us, Tori Spelling has to feed her goldigging prick of a husband. As such, she won’t be appearing on the first episode. The official excuse was that she would be too busy with KFed Jr’s second paycheque. The truth is that Jr probably made her ask for too much money. Full Story

Leggy and Horsey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2008 08:03:12 August 11, 2008 08:03:12

My Gwyneth was the marquee guest on Saturday at the Mane Event to benefit the Amaryllis Farm Equire Rescue at photographer Steven Klein’s farm in Sag Harbour. As you can see, Gwynnie continued her leggy summer trend, reminding everyone else of how short they are by clopping around in her signature sky high heels. Full Story

There’s a Lohan in everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2008 07:41:33 August 11, 2008 07:41:33

The parents of child stars, see? Many of you insist that Hayden Panettiere won’t be like Lilo. Please. She was pimped as a child by her parents – what are the chances? TMZ.com broke the story this morning – Hayden’s dad was arrested last night for beating down her mom. Apparently he flew into a jealous rage about her flirting with some dude at a party and hit her across the cheek. Full Story

The Royal Ronsons

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2008 07:15:06 August 11, 2008 07:15:06

LOVE this shoot. Harper’s Bazaar, the latest issue features the Ronsons in an homage to the Royal Tenenbaums. SamRo as my Gwyneth! Mark, Charlotte, and Samantha grew up glamourous. Famous houseguests and famous connections – WAY more famous than the Lohans from Long Island. In fact, rolling with the Ronsons actually enhances Lilo’s resume more than Sam’s. Full Story

Helping Him Study

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 11, 2008 06:46:30 August 11, 2008 06:46:30

NFL preseason kicked off last week. The Dallas Cowboys opened with a loss to San Diego and while preseason games don’t count for anything, needless to say, a team needs to work out its kinks before the real action begins in September. This is Tony Romo with Jessica Simpson at Nobu in Malibu last night. Full Story

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