November 13, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2008 06:36:49 November 13, 2008 06:36:49

Heads up Vancouver: it’s Free Froyo Day! Froyo Swirl just opened in Yaletown – in the spirit of Pinkberry with a Canadian twist. Today between 11am and 5pm pop in and try it out FOR FREE! My favourite word! After twat. 820 Homer Street. Full Story

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Friday Night Gay? Yay! Ausiello reported yesterday that someone came out on Friday Night Lights last night.

Who was it? No! Don’t tell me! I have to know! Wait! I can’t!

UGH!

FNL is currently airing on DirecTV and will premiere on conventional television in January. Many of you have been cheating online, which is cool, but please… please don’t let it die. I’ve attached an incentive.

For those of you returning from holiday – scroll down to get caught up! New posts were added late yesterday and the day before.

Wednesday – blogging all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

The Great Australian Headline

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2008 15:39:00 November 12, 2008 15:39:00

This appeared in today’s Daily Telegraph in Australia. If you don’t want her infection, you don’t need the details about her diseased f*cking diseased party on New Year’s Eve. Because the headline is enough. While we’re at it though, can you believe this sh-t is Pay Per View online? For $55??? Who are the losers shelling out $55 to pay per view with Ebola stanky Hilton??? Thanks Lucy! To view the full article click here. Full Story

The Bluths are alive!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2008 14:55:41 November 12, 2008 14:55:41

Oh toying with our emotions! First they were all like, yeah yeah it’s coming back. They’ll be a movie. Then Michael Cera was like, no, I’m a movie star, I don’t want to be George Michael. But now… Just the other night… Jeffrey Tambor confirmed that It.Is.Happening. Full Story

Ghetto Tits sells in Greece

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2008 14:09:15 November 12, 2008 14:09:15

Every loser can launch a fashion line. Where does this money come from? In a busted economy too! So here’s Tara Reid, selling her ghetto tits ghetto skank uniform at some fashion show in Greece. I know you love it that her left breast is significantly lower than her right. And that it appears to be sloping towards the Mediterranean. Full Story

Edward > Zac

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2008 11:58:38 November 12, 2008 11:58:38

High School who? Exactly. It made a lot of money but the hype has been replaced. By Twilight. Twilight mall tours have resulted in fandemonium-related injuries, fangirls are losing their sh-t, fanmoms are leaving their children for hours for a glimpse at Robert Pattinson… and I’ve heard exclusively that Zac Efron is jealous. Full Story

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When all else fails…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2008 11:36:00 November 12, 2008 11:36:00

There is still her body. And her body is sick. More from Jennifer Aniston in December Vogue. More for Victoria Beckham to stab furiously. These are much, much better than what Anna Wintour chose to slap on the front. Less ragged, less sun damaged, and again… that body. And her dog. Her dog Norman is adorable. Full Story

Shania’s back!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2008 09:28:00 November 12, 2008 09:28:00

It’s country’s big night! The CMAs! And People is reporting that the big surprise of the evening will be the newly single Shania Twain! She’s been keeping low since her devastating split from husband Mutt Lange earlier this year but clearly, on the industry’s biggest night, if Shania is present, it obviously means she’s ready to roll. Full Story

What Britney wants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2008 08:25:03 November 12, 2008 08:25:03

After a hospital scare the other day, Britney was in much better spirits yesterday with her family and her booboos at an alligator farm in Louisiana, enjoying some down time before hitting the road hard to promote Circus which drops on December 2nd, her birthday. But is that what she really wants? Am told exclusively that lately Britney behind the scenes, in rehearsal, during photo shoots, at meetings has been saying that she wishes she could just move away from Hollywood, back to Kentwood to raise her babies. Full Story

Pregnancy perfect

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2008 07:26:36 November 12, 2008 07:26:36

How’s this for un-taupe pregnancy style? Naomi Watts, who seems like she’s been pregnant forever, in New York yesterday looking like she’s pretty ready. Naomi’s alleged bestie Granny Kidman was in New York earlier this week and there are rumours that Gran didn’t bother to stop by and say hi. Full Story