February 12, 2008 - Smutty Shout-outs

February 12, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 12, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations to Jen who welcomed new baby Alicia the other day! To darling Roberto…when work gets you down, think of what Celine Dion would say. Add let a little cheesy inspiration into your life. Chin up and chest thumps, honey! Feel better! For Riza – happy 31st and all the best to you and Raphael! Dear Elizabeth in Chicago – congratulations on your engagement, and thank you so much for your smutty support. Full Story

Monday, February 11, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Did you watch the Grammy Awards? Is Tina Turner the fiercest bitch ever, or what?

Busy, busy weekend in entertainment as Grammys, BAFTAs, Berlin Film Festival, gala art museum drawing major celebrities, all at the same time. Please scroll down for Sunday postings and click on “View More Articles”. It was a 22-article day yesterday and today will be heavy too!

Best and Worst at Grammys, new riddles and embedded clues, and more! Monday – live blogging, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Christian Bale and Jude Law are not having trouble finding good help.

Bored at the BAFTAs

February 11, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 11, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dear Keira, We get it. You don’t want to be there. You hate getting dressed up and having people judge you and gawking at your purported beauty. You’re 22 and the world is black and depressing. You thumb through a first edition of The Bell Jar every night before bedtime. Hollywood sucks. Full Story

Sponsored Smut: Sex and the City Box Sex Giveaway!

February 11, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 11, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In anticipation of Valentine’s Day this week…Cosmopolitan TV is launching in Canada on February 14: television for the Carrie Bradshaw generation under the Cosmopolitan “fun and flirty” brand. How appropriate then that CosmoTV will air Sex and the City from the beginning UNCUT. Full Story

Jess Goes to the Pro Bowl

February 11, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 11, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tony Romo played in the Pro Bowl yesterday and Jessica Simpson tagged along for yet another weekend holiday, not wanting to be away from her man during a testosterone-fueled weekend in Hawaii. Here they are arriving at their hotel Saturday looking super cute. Holy sh*t her cans are massive! And how will the totally unproven, winless in the playoffs, 6 year, 67 million dollar Romo spend his off season? Bet your big Texas tits there will be at least 2 more vacations to come. Full Story

Grammy Worst Dressed: Carrie Underwood

February 11, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 11, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Didn’t think it was possible but this hair is actually WORSE than Ken Paves. When you can actually SEE the line of the hairpiece, it’s pretty much rock bottom hair. In these times, with this kind of access, it is CRIMINAL to rock a cheap weave. CRIMINAL. What makes it even more pathetic is that you can practically smell her objective. Full Story

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Best Grammy Douchebag: John Mayer

February 11, 2008 12:19:28 Posted at February 11, 2008 12:19:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK so John Mayer was kinda hot with Alicia Keys with his hair all messy sexy, in his jacket and wearing the hell out of his jeans. He’s a limp dick when he’s performing his own limp dick music, but on the strength of Alicia’s sounds, I admit…the loins did quiver. Not enough to let him piss on me in the shower, but definitely just a shower. Full Story

Grammy Best Dressed: Fergie

February 11, 2008 12:10:27 Posted at February 11, 2008 12:10:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I am as shocked as you are. But a few things about Fergie warmed my heart last night. First – she looks great in yellow. And whatever fillers they’re putting in her face these days are working. As you can, the improvement is undeniable, considering I can actually hold down lunch. Word is she curbed the hard life in 2007. Full Story

Take Coke for the Pain

February 11, 2008 10:20:14 Posted at February 11, 2008 10:20:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love hurts. Her pride hurts. Betrayed and humiliated, she’s taking a break from her relationship woes and has decided to dash off on holiday with friends. Fun in the sun and a boozy vacay – perhaps what she needs to put things in perspective. But upon arrival, she decided alcohol was apparently not enough. Full Story

Grammy Best Dressed: Akon

February 11, 2008 09:48:03 Posted at February 11, 2008 09:48:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

His onstage antics are gross, absolutely, but Akon rocked it last night, confirming that a relic like Diddy really does belong at Dillards. The jacket, the low key tee, and pants that hang perfectly… it’s really too bad he’s such a dirty perv. Full Story

Best Grammy Love Triangle: Jay, B, and RiRi

February 11, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 11, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

One of those uncomfortable, smutty moments you can’t get enough of. Jay Z and Beyonce were sitting front row. Of course. Rihanna was sitting behind Jay in the second. When she wins, she jumps up and hugs him, and he’s like – oh sh*t, I am not going to hear the end of it tonight. Then RiRi tries to hold his hand as they’re walking up to the stage together. Full Story

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