Mimi’s pasties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2016 20:57:08 April 22, 2016 20:57:08
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This week… Should we try to end it with some joy? Our Mimi, it’s like she knows. She's always good for some joy when we need it most. Especially right now, because she is feeling herself. Hard. Which is why she’s sucking on a lollipop. To make sure you know that she’s super sexual, even though none of us can ever actually picture her getting sexual. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2016 20:40:41 April 22, 2016 20:40:41

Good money decision or bad money decision? (Dlisted

Team Cap and Team Iron Man throw down over a donut – I f-cking love Elizabeth Olsen’s face here (Just Jared

Kit Harington has some Mimi in him (Cele|bitchy

Rihanna honours Prince (TooFab

JB does JT (Pop Sugar

Ben Affleck keeps vaping (The Superficial

Are all parents going to start wearing their kids’ names in their earrings? (Hollywood Tuna

OMG this coat! (Go Fug Yourself

Holy f-ck, is Lisa Marie Presley planning a Scientology takedown? (Pajiba

The Obamas and the young royals

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2016 20:34:29 April 22, 2016 20:34:29
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President and Mrs Obama are dining tonight at Kensington Palace with the Cambridges and Hot Harry. In other words, two borings and a fun. Is that why the President is standing next to Prince Harry? Because between them and FLOTUS they have to carry the charisma at the table? The thing about a Friday night dinner party is that, well, for non-dignitaries, you have the option of the extra drink(s). Full Story

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Lemonade & Dragons

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2016 19:59:23 April 22, 2016 19:59:23
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Are you ready? It's a big weekend. I've been waiting for Saturday for days, maybe even all year. Beyoncé's "world premiere event", Lemonade, premieres on HBO tomorrow at 9pm. Full Story

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Smutty Social Media, April 22, 2016

Maria Posted by Maria at April 22, 2016 19:29:45 April 22, 2016 19:29:45
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Pamela Anderson is bringing CJ back for the Baywatch movie. The Rock’s hashtags kill me. I looked up smokestack on the Urban Dictionary (because I’ve never heard anyone use it in this context, in conversation or in writing) and it said, “very hot woman who sparks instant arousal upon viewing. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s new #1

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2016 16:25:44 April 22, 2016 16:25:44
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s It’s All Easy has debuted at #1 on the New York Times Bestsellers List which was just updated today. She’s done that before but It’s All Easy is the first book under her own imprint. Full Story

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JLO for a nomination?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2016 15:29:17 April 22, 2016 15:29:17
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Jennifer Lopez participated in an event for her show Shades Of Blue at the SAG-AFTRA Foundation in LA yesterday. At first, when I was just looking at the pictures, without fully processing the caption, I was like, the Shades Of Blue season is over. Full Story

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The Huntsman: Winter’s War is so bad it’s weird

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 22, 2016 15:05:28 April 22, 2016 15:05:28
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I don’t think anyone actually expected The Huntsman: Winter’s War to be good, and it isn’t, so I’m not going to demand anyone spend money on this movie. But if you’re the curious type and/or you remember the charmingly bad sword-and-sorcery movies of yesterday, like Willow and Legend—or the better but still f*cking weird entries into the genre, like The Last Unicorn—then The Huntsman: Winter’s War offers a sort of nostalgia-infused trip back to a time when Hollywood liked making movies with magic and beasties, and was also doing copious amounts of blow in the bathroom. Full Story

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