She is gorgeous. Indisputably so. But she does NOT look good as a blonde. In fact, she looks cheap as a blonde. And dirty. And this is shame because her dress was so lovely against her skin. And everything else was working so well. But seriously… what’s UP with the blonde? PS. There will be Oscars! My Oscar dress is this colour too! Photos from Wenn.com Full Story
Despite the fact that her mother dressed her again for the arrivals – this time in ugly powder blue and tulle – Beyonce was beautiful last night. And the hair…this is the kind of wavy an Asian girl covets her whole life. But seriously…how many times did she change??? High point – relatively speaking – was silver on stage with Tina. Full Story
Safe with the dress and creative with the hair and on the carpet, Alicia’s midnight blue absolutely popped on the carpet, though she did look better the night before at Clive Davis’s party. Better, but more generic. And of course Alicia is the only woman who could have found a way to make John Mayer hot…more on that later. Full Story
Oprah and I agree on few things. Of course…Tina Turner. Tina Turner is almost 70. Tina Turner stalked that stage last night and showed these kids 40 years younger. And bitch had to KICK at the end of her set. She kicked!!! Seriously… Tina Turner is the business. And Prince, still, is the quiver. Full Story
Congratulations to Shasta! Officially single… am thrilled for you! Will live vicariously through you! Keep me posted? To Veronica A – Happy 39th birthday from your sister who adores you. Happy Belated 30th Birthday to Tara the psychiatrist who is no friend of Xenu. Hee. Love and affection to Jo C from Hiromi – 4 months with baby, am thrilled you’re still finding time to gossip! Full Story
Celebrity overload this weekend which means posting on Sunday! Pre-Grammy parties, Fashion Week, BAFTAs, Berlin Film Festival… it’s a full slate! And my Marion scored a HUGE upset beating out Julie Christie for Best Actress at the BAFTAs!
Scroll down for late posts you may have missed from Friday featuring Victoria Beckham and Sienna Miller.
And of course, scroll UP for Monday gossip, including not one but TWO new blind riddles.
Two weeks to the Oscars. And look for it this week – the annual Oscar contest with a prize you won’t want to miss! There will be Oscars!
Yours in gossip,
BIG upset! Huge upset! Julie Christie was rolling over everyone this season – and it was thought to be a done deal at the BAFTAs too. She is British after all. But it was Marion Cotillard tonight who surprised everyone. On the carpet and on stage. Note the tears in her eyes in the press room, completely stunned by her victory. Full Story
Can only manage 30 seconds of Bump Analysis before boredom sets in. In those 30 seconds, I don’t see one on Kate Hudson. And if she was trying to hide one this wasn’t the best choice for it. In fact, it wasn’t the best choice, period. Looks like someone raided mommy’s closet. Full Story
He wasn’t there in person, but he was certainly there in spirit. Otherwise, how do you explain Shelf Ass’s invitation??? Here she is – the very blonde Jessica Biel at a pre-BAFTA party the night before and at the BAFTAs proper Sunday night, somehow invited to attend thanks to the tightness of her ass and, more importantly, to her boyfriend, without whom she certainly couldn’t buy her way onto this carpet. Full Story
Emily Blunt’s body is ridiculous. So ridiculous it even looks great draped in turquoise bedazzlement. Not my favourite Blunt carpet moment but still... that body. That body that is left alone too often and probably not appreciated properly by her official boyfriend - the staple of easy listening 97. Full Story