Best SAG: Evan Rachel Wood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 07:55:25 January 26, 2009 07:55:25

Colour, cut, fit, shoes (SHOEs!!!)…without question, last night belonged to Evan Rachel Wood. Marilyn Manson clouds are receding… Evan Rachel Wood is re-emerging. And how. She has been perfect all awards season. Cannot wait for Oscar. As for those of you who still won’t forgive her for Dita homewreckage – I’ll argue for her: She was a child with lofty ideals and naïve underdog sympathies. Full Story

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SAG Robo Why?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 07:47:00 January 26, 2009 07:47:00

Katie Holmes presenting Best Actor? Why? Because she’s married to the Gay Midget Dwarf? Because her Little Sci is Hollywood’s most popular baby? Because the MiniVan Majority wants it to be? Yes, yes, and yes. At the very least then, Katie knew her role. She did not walk the carpet. But of course not. Full Story

SAG Don’t Bother: The Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 07:40:47 January 26, 2009 07:40:47

They were noticeably more chatty last night, right? They worked the press line separately and even stopped for E! because there was no Seacrest… not that Guiliana DeSh-ts didn’t do her best to annoy them: - Have you become a better woman/man since being with Brad Pitt/the Jolie?- What have you learned from falling for him/her? … the f-ck? Both soured. Full Story

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SAG Best Couple: Sean Penn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 07:24:00 January 26, 2009 07:24:00

Forget Robin’s saggy sateeny dress. It’s unflattering yes. But they look great together. Whatever holds it together. And it’s HIM. Sean Penn is all sex. There was never a question as to why he’s the love of Madonna’s life. Of course he was. The danger. The attitude. The artist. Full Story

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SAG Saving Up: Penelope Cruz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 07:15:47 January 26, 2009 07:15:47

Is she in a hair rut? I feel like she’s in a hair rut. And a dress rut too. Like, enough with the flared bottom mermaid business. It’s tired. And while black is never bad, and of course she doesn’t look bad, she also looks boring. Seen it a thousand times, almost as though she didn’t care. Full Story

Best SAG Red: Diane Lane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 07:03:08 January 26, 2009 07:03:08

Good example of who is wearing it, how she wears it. This was pretty much Freida Pinto’s dress in red. But Diane Lane is not a delicate woman-child. Diane Lane is fire and experience, looks her age and her age is just right, a total sex pot who just celebrated her 44th birthday a few days ago…which means she too is older than Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman. Full Story

SAG Ladies and Ralph: Meryl, Susan, Kristin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 06:56:30 January 26, 2009 06:56:30

Awards season means the likes of Lauren Conrad are shoved to the side…have you noticed? It’s time for real stars, real celebrity, so f-ck off reality twats because Meryl Streep has just won a SAG. Wearing a pantsuit. Heh. Love that Meryl is never super appreciative. That she doesn’t have to be. Full Story

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SAG Prom: Freida Pinto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 06:40:21 January 26, 2009 06:40:21

Please. Find her a stylist. Or sack the existing one. It’s a crime this girl, as gorgeous as she is, cannot live up to her true potential on a big night. Because at every major carpet this season, Freida Pinto is wearing a prom dress. SAG was no exception. It’s the colour. Gross. It’s the old lady weaving in the chest area that screams Arlene’s Dress Shoppe – for all your fancy occasions! Brutal. Full Story

Best SAG Reese Witherspoon: Tina Fey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 06:33:46 January 26, 2009 06:33:46

Two years ago at the Golden Globes, ready to emerge from her divorce, Reese Witherspoon showed up at the Globes wearing a bright yellow strapless cocktail length Nina Ricci in one of the freshest looks of the season. It’s a different colour and obviously not exactly the same, but something about Tina Fey reminded me of Reese last night. Full Story

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Worst SAG White: Teri Hatcher

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 06:26:18 January 26, 2009 06:26:18

Desperate Housewives is still bringing big ratings. This explains why they’re still invited. But really…it’s not 2004 anymore. People may care about the show, but no one cares about the actors. So far all intents and purposes, it’s like they’re CSI, you know what I mean? This must be why they insist on slapping us in the face on the carpet for fear we won’t notice. Full Story

Best SAG White: Taraji P Henson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 06:22:02 January 26, 2009 06:22:02

Benjamin Button’s brightest star looked like heaven last night in form-fitting white and an open back and restrained accessories and unfussy hair. Hustle & Flow was one of the options on the plane flying over here. Yet another reminder of her scene-stealing abilities. Scene-stealing from bland Brad Pitt is one thing…but stealing from Terrence Howard is another. Full Story

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